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the the the... THE GRINCH!!!

-Mitchell Markunas

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“When you are 7 seconds into a polite conversation and regret starting it.”

-Raymen

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Buffering...

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Now look goody-two-Who...I'm trying to steal Christmas. This isn't a hall for you to monitor.

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Kid, a good hair style can make you look better

- Eddie Liu

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When you're trying to help your child with their math homework

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"I think we do demos on Christmas?"

- Andrew

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Have you updated Salesforce yet!

-Eddy

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I'm not being paid enough for this gig. Who can I see about pay equity???

--Jonathan Verdun

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When the receptionist asks if they're expecting your call

-Corey

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"When your prospect says they are extremely interested in CAMD/Enterprise and the system meets all of their needs, then leave you hanging on the final reconnect call to finalize an agreement"

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Wish I'd remembered the breath mints!

Bev Dunlap

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Listen here kid, you would hate Christmas too if you looked like a shag carpet that even the 70's regrets.

- Nazar

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"Per my last email"

- Rachel Hensley

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"a real-life snippet of a manager cribbing about how nobody works during holidays!"

#notmymanager;)

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when they tell you to call back in 6 months

- Mark

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8:01am: "So, where are we lunching today?"

-Michelle Willis

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No I haven't see "Wicked" yet, have you?

Ken A

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Do not go in there

Z.T

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When someone messages "Hi" on teams with no further context...

"The nerve of those Who's. Pinging me without any info, on such short notice! Even if I wanted to respond, my schedule won't allow it! 4:00 CompXL Demo, 4:30 Stare into the abyss, 5:00 Clean up my opps....I'M BOOKED!"

-Lisa Manzo

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"not right now, maybe try calling back in 6 months"

-Mark

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That smell did not come from me...

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mmmm... I have no idea what the pay range for your job is - try asking someone from HR - Garry S.

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When a prospect asks why choose salary.com over payscale...

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LOATHE ENTIRELY

-Wyatt Jaromin

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when someone steals all of the office lunches

-Charles L

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You seeeeee....I was going to participate in the survey, not sure how I missed the 300 calls and email reminders.

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When you check your email and see 'urgent' right before the holiday break. 🎄

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I like to say the results are robust but we can really get the data to say whatever we want.

Hunter M

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Are you sure your username and password are correct?

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This meeting could have been an email! - Nate

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Okay, I'll just do it myself.

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"Where do babies come from?! Well, er, um, er..."

Kevin W

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"I can't talk right now... I'm in a meeting" ... even though I picked up your call.

-Jeff w/ a G

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Errrr. Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?

-Mike Mathewson (credit to Nazar!)

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Girrrl, hair twinsies!!

-Todd C

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Where's my hair gel, kid?

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When the client gives you their availability in a different time zone during a meeting and you have to do math on camera....

-Justine B.

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What do you mean 4 pieces of pie is too much?

Elise Yafet

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soooo do I have to stay in the meeting?

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when you're told lunch is going to be late because the driver got lost again... - Sandy Ip

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Is there a reason you haven't submitted your time?

-Kim Scott

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"What do you mean, you don't have data for a Dental Hygenist in the durable manufacturing industry in the British Virgin Islands? Why are we even talking?"

-Alden

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They're rescheduling the meeting... again?

-Kyle S.

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I forgot again, sorry.

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"So you're saying you booked Park Street huh? Funny I don't see your name on the calendar...." - Mike Cummings

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look at your BELL style hair, much cooler than mine! Is that helping for CAMD Demo?

--Eric Ma

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My face when the client doesn’t realize their camera is on, mid-hair appointment, with highlight foils everywhere and the worst angle possible...

-Megan M

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Have you seen my dog?

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POV: when clients say they are "logging into the Salary.com" instead of CompAnalyst :)

-Chelsea S.

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You distract them with the overturned wine glass hair and I will steal the gifts

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I know it was you that microwaved fish in the break room...

-Kristen Cole

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"You'll shoot your eye out, kid!" - Lisa C

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When someone says you could fax it to them... -Karissa

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Between you and me kid, I actually love Christmas!

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Trying to out Grinch the Grinch is a full-time job.

- Dania S.

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When the client says they aren’t renewing but they’ve already been auto-renewed.

-Tom

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*sends job match results from comp team to client

client "this job doesn't match, do you have anything else?"

-Taylor Mahich

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To colleague - "I think I'm gonna get on someone's nerves today"

-Taylor C

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They had no idea what the call was about or who scheduled the meeting. - Alex H.

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When the lead "forgets" they requested a demo

Hailey P

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All employees expressing their feelings about submitting their CAMD elevator pitch recording.

-Allison

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It's 8:00 pm and your kid has a project due tomorrow and needs craft supplies

-Amy Sica

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When you're excited to call an inbound lead and they hit you with "I was just looking for free data" - Raymond S.

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What do you mean you aren't a hairstylist?!!! - Sue A.

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This could have been an email...

-Matt Romutis

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When they tell you that you need to work on Christmas Eve

- Taylor L.

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When you check your email and see 'urgent' right before the holiday break. 🎄- Lindsey Nolan

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When an email coming in right before wrapping up the day

- Alice Huang

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Cindy Lou Who: Even though I'm using the data for my clients, that doesn't make me a consultant!

-Conor Kinney

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When the client says: "Your email went to my spam folder!"

- Cameron M.

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When you have to wake up at 5am to get your Relish order in before they're out of stock

-Dan

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When it's 3pm on Christmas Eve and your self-booked demo actually shows up! - Alyson Grace

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When you go in for new brakes but they tell you you need all new brake lines and tires.

-Dan Souza

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Soo we do this thing.. its called daylight savings time.. the sun comes up when your sleeping and goes down before night..

-Josh Latham

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The photo I show my hair stylist vs. how my hair looks when I leave the salon.

-Giliani Rivera

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When the Gatekeeper says the lead is "in a meeting".

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When your boss gives you 'Holiday vibes' instead of a Holiday Bonus.

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"Can we circle back to this in the new year?"

"No, let's get it in for Q4."

-Erin

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You want WHAT loaded by WHEN? - Neil S.

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Announcing loudly to everyone the restaurant meaning: Stay seated, they will deliver the fish to your table.

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When you take that first look at dirty client data...

Connor S

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Well, this is awkward. There was no sign that said don't swim in the fish tank.

-Caleb

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When your forced to reset your password but get a pop-up saying it cannot be the same as your current password. Then getting asked to confirm you are not a robot - from a robot.

-Deanna Greco

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Cindy-Lou Who? No... this is a Cindy-Lou Toot.

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So how many meetings do you think we can fit into one day?

Lisa B.

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Cindy-Lou Toot! - Allyson H

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"Me trying to think of a clever caption for this picture"

-Chris Mahoney

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"What does your availability look like on 12/25?" - Mahre