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- Zaharra Lawrence

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Susana Varea

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Im out of chemistry jokes. I should zinc of a new one.

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Think like a Proton… Always Positive

Lily

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I once told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s as-salt!

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I once tried to tell a chemistry joke…
there was no reaction

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Come on guys, these chemistry jokes are getting a bit boron.

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Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide? NO!

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Im out of chemistry jokes, I should zinc of new ones

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Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
2 Na

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What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-O Acid

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Faith Letts

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Kelsey Fraser

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Sarah Grace

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Why did the attacking army use acid?
To neutralize the enemy base!
-Ella Culbertson

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-Bryan Diaz

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Salt made a pun joke and it was Sodium funny.

-kaleigh y

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I wish I was adenine

Then I could be paired with U

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK!

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Catherine Burnett

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Oh no! I’ve lost my electron.
Oh no! Are you positive?

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What is a chemist's favorite holiday song?

Oh Chemist-TREE, oh Chemist-TREE!

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What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-o acid

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Two atoms are walking down the street. One atoms says to the other “Hey! I think I lost an electron!” The other says “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m Positive!”

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

- Because it’s pretty basic stuff.

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a neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink costs
...
"for you, no charge!"

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“Why can you never trust an atom? They make up literally everything”

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-Alex Castillo

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Lose an electron? Gotta keep an ion it!

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I once told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What do you call a nonsensical felon?

A silicon

- Ilyanna Pantaleon

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I once told a joke about chemistry
There was no reaction

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Lose an electron?
Gotta keep an ion it

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I tried writing jokes about the periodic table…

…but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.

-Gabriella Salas

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olivia verteramo

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Why can you never trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.

- Londyn H

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Someone threw sodium chloride at me. I yelled, "That's a salt!"

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Someone threw sodium chloride at me. I yelled, "That's a salt!"

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- Alana C.

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Lily

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think like a proton, always positive!
-Addison

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Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.

-david🤪

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I wish I was adenine. Than I can get paired with U

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wanna hear a joke about potassium?

k.

-melanie

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-McKenzie C

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What kind of dogs do chemists have? Laboratory retrievers

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I once told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much? Because they're cheaper than day rates!
-Jessica

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i once told a chemistry joke. there was no reaction

-savana nelson

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I once wrote a chemistry joke.
There was no reaction
-Rosalee

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I tried writing jokes about the periodic table…

…but I realized I wasn’t quite in my element.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have? Laboratory Retrievers

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steven

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You wanna know how often I make chemistry jokes? Periodically.

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- Lola