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Beat 1 (Accuse him of wrongful actions) "My cousin Wade was always bossing everyone around on the farm. He thought he was the best farmer and always knew what was best."

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Beat 2 (Express my feelings) "I despised Wade for always acting that way because I thought I was the best farmer."

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Beat 3 (Create a plan of attack) "Well, I decided to come up with a plan to embarrass Wade in front of the rest of the family. My plan was cover Wade in cow manure by filling up a bucket full of it and dumping it on him while I was sitting on top of the barn."

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Beat 4 (Embarrass him) "I just knew that when the family saw and smelled Wade that they would laugh and make fun of him."

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Beat 5 (Help him understand) "I just wanted Wade to show us some respect; I figured the best way to make that happen was to try and humble him."

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Beat 6 (Go through with the plan) "So, I started acting on my plan. I grabbed a bucket from the barn and went out to the cow pasture. I filled it full of manure and ran back to the barn. I climbed all the way on top of the barn."

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Beat 7 (Wait for the plan to unfold) "Now, I just had to sit and wait for Wade to walk underneath me. I waited for what seemed like eight hours! In reality, it was probably only like twenty minutes."

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Beat 8 (Execute the last stage of the plan) "Wade was finally walking over towards me. I got my bucket ready to dump all the manure on his head. He walked right underneath me, and the plan worked perfectly. I dumped the manure and it landed right on top of his head."

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Beat 9 (Prepare to celebrate) "I was so happy I could have cried. I jumped off the top of the barn and ran over to Wade. I was laughing and making fun of him. He looked at me like he was in complete shock."

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Beat 10 (Build on the already existing embarrassment) "I started screaming and calling over the whole family to see Wade looking like a fool."

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Beat 11 (To confuse) "I turned around for a split second to yell at the family and turned back around to see that Wade was gone. I had no idea where he had gone."

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Boats and boating--Equipment and supplies

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Beat 12 (To be curious) "I began to panic because the whole family was running over, and Wade was not even over here."

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Beat 13 (Wonder what to say) "The family came over and asked me why I had called them over. I did not answer because I had no idea what to say."

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Beat 14 (Make me look foolish) "Then, I heard my name being called from above me. I look up and see Wade. He was sitting on top of the barn and had somehow managed to clean off all the cow manure."

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Beat 15 (Concluded that my plan was unsuccessful) "I was in complete shock; my plan had failed. Wade went back to doing his work and bossing everyone around."

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Beat 16 (Admitted defeat) "I walked away with my head down wondering how he had pulled that off."