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Dying Mario Sans (part 1) home sweet home

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Dying Mario Sans (part 1) home sweet home

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???: i've made it to part 1! now to... " it is done. MARIO: Mothers milk... i require M A M A MILKY! WALUIGI: ITS EARTHWORM SALLY CARRY DIE SIESES FROM FLIDA TO CALI FLIDA TO CALI!!!! WARIO: *hits mario* MARIO: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAAMMAMAMAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMA!!!!!! Sand From UnderMan: where am i? MARIO: *mariovania intensifises* Sand from underman: *sleeps low and cute* MMMM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MMMMMMMMMMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! WARIO: hey stop! MARIO: DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!! WALUIGI: :( MOTHERS MILK! WARIO: MAKE WARIOVANIA!!!! TOBY FOX FROM UNDERMAN AND DELTACOOL: NOOO TALK TO SAND THE SAND!!! Sand from underman: hi i am sand the sand from underman. Swap!Sand from undermanswap: MEH HEH HEH ME I THE SWAP!SAND MEH HEH HEH bECAUSE AMMMM WOwZErS!!! Dutch Sand from Dutchman: mijn leven is waardeloos. MARIO: nee, je leven is slecht! Dutch Sand from Dutchman: leugenaar! LUIGI: Mario is geen leugenaar nee nee nee!! Dutch Sand From Dutchman: ja hij is hij zei mijn leven dosent zuigen hij is zo'n leugenaar! Swap!sand From undermanswap: hey stop met vechten, want umm poopie wowzers en vechten is gemeen DUS STOP MET NEDERLANDS SPREKEN!!!!! MARIO: ok we stop speak dutch so yes lets go to deltacool! *opens portal* MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Random goat guy: hey use mercy or i will break your knees! SUSie: ANCLE-BREAKER *breaks marios knees*! Gasting er: what is mario gonna do next? MARIO: MAAAAAAAAAMAMMAMAAMMAAMMAAMAMAAMAMAMAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Gasting er: you guessed it! KRREEES: me is the no talk. Gasting er: O HIS FIRST WORDS! KRREEES: *kills luigi*. LUIGI: MAMAAAAAAA!! MARIO: HEY THATS MY LINE GRRRRR *Jumps on luigis throught*! WARIO: *beats up mario with bat* MARIO: i would start screaming MAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAMAMAMAMAMA but luigi stole my line *start pounding on luigi's throught* so im gonna say MAAAAMAAAAAAMAAMAMMAMAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA in KHmer ម៉ាអេមម៉ាអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមម៉ាអេមម៉ាអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមម៉ាអេមម៉ាអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមម៉ាអេមម៉ាអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមម៉ាអេមម៉ាអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមម៉ាអេមម៉ាអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមអេម!!!!!!! Gasting er: to be continued... Dying mario sans: hello i am here start part 2 now! ???: yeah ok me is the secret person so yes lets start dying mario sans part 2! *ACTION*

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Dying Mario Sans (part 2)    play time on the outside   

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Dying Mario Sans (part 2)    play time on the outside   

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MARIO: ok my knees are fixed now lets go inside elevater and go to floor ?????????. *elevater noises* Luigi: AHHHHH MY NAME IS NOT IN AL CAPS!!! ???: hello stoopid lets play a gam go get key then me let you be tra- i mean free! Random goat guy: but you are butt of the bar. ???: *chokes random goat guy* SHUT UP DUM AND KEY THE GET IT GET THE >:(!!! Random goat guy: AHHHHHHH CHFHFRFBCRCBRC STOP!!!! WARIO: teehee *beats up random goat guy with bat* REEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! WALUIGI: HELLO ME IS THE PLOT KEY PESON, TAK DA KEY AND OPEN DA DOOR!!!!! MARIO: *steals key* *opens door* ម៉ាអេមម៉ាអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមអេមអេម teehee so  the wat gam we play the ing? JEvil: MMMM A NUMBER GAME!!!! WARIO: math is stoopid. JEvil: sut up dum when h pee drop to  0 the lose! SUSie: so that game play? well me is the warn... U IS TRYING TO KILL TURTLE!!!!! Sand from underman: MA *bones and gasting er blasting er* JEvil: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ME USE FINAL CHAOS GR *ALOT OF LIGHT AND DEVILSKNIFE* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! KRREES: u stupid JEvil now we kill u. JEvil: NOOOOO *DIAMONDS, SPADES, CLUBS AND HEARTS* HHAHAHAHAH EAT MY CARDS!!!! MARIO: ok *eats the diamonds, most of the spades ALL of the clubs and absorbs the hearts* lel. JEvil: NOOOOOOOOOOO *DEVILSKNIFE*!!! SUSie: *grabs devilsknife* haahhahahaaahh me keel you with your own gam hahaha *dosent kill jevil*!!! JEvil: HAAHHAHAHAHAH THIS IS 'DYING MARIO SANS' EXEPT NOBODY DIES HEHEHEHEHEheheheheh!!!! MARIO AND WARIO: JEvil you are so stoopid!! WALUIGI: hhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! ok lets leave now. EVERYONE: *goes upstairs to next room* ROuLXs: tee hee ur too strong so  me use biggg checking peice with control crown!! CHecking PeiCe: teehee no kill me have milk!!! SUSie: *USES DEVILSKNIFE* wait... CHecking PeiCe: AHHHHH NO KILL *USES MILK* tee hee leave me alone *stomps on SUSies throught* E!!! SUSie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Gasting er: hello to be continued except this is supposed to be longer than the previous part sooo... JEvil: I CAN DO ANYTHING *FINAL CHAOS ON GASTING ER*!! GASTING ER: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TO BE CONTINUEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!! ???: whatever im still trapped and i still dont give a fu- *ACTION*

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Dying Mario Sans (part 3)          doodling for all of time

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Dying Mario Sans (part 3)          doodling for all of time

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MARIO: ok we did everything there is to do in DELTACOOL!! KING: hey no u didnt so fight me!! SUSie: *DEVILSKNIFE*!! KING: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Dust*... MARIO: ok lets go to umm the doodle sphere *opens portal* MAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAMAMMAMAAAAAAMAMAMAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAA!!!! WARIO: ok we is in um doodle sphere where do we go now? ???: hey me is the SECRET sand so come inside my little timeline cage!! WALUIGI: yes ok *opens cage with JEvil key* INKY SAND: hahahaahaah yes now lets fight! MARIO: NOOOO STOP SUSie KILL HIM!! SUSie: but there is no kill tho. MARIO: he is the king from delta cool. SUSie: *DEVILSKNIFE* DIE!!! INKY SAND: *spawns sand the sand from underman*! Sand from underman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *bone sone and gasting er blasting er and bones and alot of orange and blue bones*!! INKY SAND: * spawns feck sand*!! HHAHAHA THATS WUT U GET!!! Feck Sand: hey im mean so im kill u *alot of BOne sone gasting er blasting er and bones also some gravity Feck* INKY SAND: heheeehehehehehhehehe *spawns x-gasting er* X-GASTING ER: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL *masive explode* Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! INKY SAND: heh heh heh heh u are gon die brutha so you better say your goodbyes heehhahahhaahahaha!!!! MARIO: no.... YOU say your goodbyes... KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *powers up a super jump* MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *does kung fu* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *jumps into space EPIC* MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *comes down from space at terminal velocity* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *hits and kills inky sand*!!!! *epic explode* INKY SAND AND FELL SAND: NOOOOOOOOOOO * Dust *!!!! REVENG PAPRUS: SUPER BLAST! *SUPER GASTING ER BLASTING ER BLAST* MARIO: no... my energy! LUIGI: *kills disblif paprus* mario... im still alive... take my energy... and find the healer to bring me back to life... * Dust *! MARIO: no... luigi........*takes soul*....i wont let you down...but.........ITS A SPOOKY MONTH!!!!! EVERYONE: *DOES THE SPOOKY DANCE*!!! WARIO: ok guys lets find magic healer i think its in Mario 3d thing + bowser fury so yes lets beat up bowser and get the think! JEvil: CHAOS, CHAOS! EVERYONE: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SUSie: *DEVILSKNIFE*! JEvil: *LOUD SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*!!!! METAMORPHOSIS!! *transform into devilsknife and hits SUSie* DEMONIC LAUGHTER LOL!!!! LANCER: tee hee me kings child so ummm dei *SPADES, LOTS AND LOTS OF S P A D E S*!! JEvil: DEVILSKNIFE *DEVILSKNIFE*!! LANCER: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! MARIO: ok lets go find healer *opens portal MAMAMAMMAMAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAMAMMMMMAMAMAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAMMAMAMAMMAMAMAMAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAA ok we are here lets go find bowser so the yes!!! Gasting er: ok this is the end of part 3 so the yes! JEvil: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *DEVILSKNFE*!! LANCER: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *SPADES AND STUFF*!! GASTING ER: MY AGONY IS ENDLESS!!!!!! TO BE, CONTINUEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! Dying mario sans: CLIP IT! ???: OK *ACTION*

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Dying Mario Sans (part 4)           AND HIS NAME IS MARIO

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Dying Mario Sans (part 4)           AND HIS NAME IS MARIO

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MARIO: oh no there is WWE ring we have to fight the SECRET BOSS :O and he has the healer!!! WARIO: lets get him!!! ???: heh heh heh.... MY NAME...IS NOT...SECRET BOSS...MY NAME...! WALUIGI: ZOINKS!! JON CENA: IS JON CENA!!!! WALUIGI: zoinks man we gotaa defeat all the epic bosses cuz that would be cool and epik!!! ALLL THE BOSSES: *breaks through wall*!!! HAHAHAHA DIE!!! MARIO: UH OH WE NEED THE CLETUS!!! CLETUS: I AM HERE TO FIGHTT OF THE EVIL!!! *light, nothing but light*! JEvil: CHAOS, CHAOS!! *again, L I G H T*! MARIO: AHHHHHH *JUMPS ON EVERYBODYS HEAD* MAMMAMAMAMAMMAMAMMA https://padlet.com/890249347/gnxpwfdhm6cpd6y4 MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMMAMAMAMAMMA!!!!!!! JEvil: oh no METAMORPHISM *turns into devilsknife then starts bouncing all over the place*!! MARIO: tats one down NOW WHO UP NEXT??? INKY SAND: DIE *FLYING PAINTBRUSHES* HAHAAHAHA *BONES* HEHHEHE!!! MARIO: OH NO WE CANT DODGERS THAT!!! JEvil: *hits inky sand by accident*! INKY SAND: OH NO!! *paintbrush and bones despawn* AHHHH *INKY SAND TURNS INTO INK*! MARIO: 2 DOWN ONLY ONE MORE!! X GASTING ER: i am going to dei soon since inky sand got defeated. MARIO: well good cuz i was talking about reveng paprus. REVENG PAPRUS: lazer *SUPER BEAM*!!  MARIO: nu *eats mushroom* DO NOT QUESTION THE E L E V A T E D ONE *stomps on reveng paprus* now jon cena! JEvil: *hits mario*! MARIO: *shrinks* oh no looks like we gotta do a cool battle E P I K!!! ANIME TIME!!!!! jon cena: oh dus je nadert me? MARIO: Nou, ik moet dichterbij komen, zodat ik je in de maling kan nemen. jon cena: hahahahahaha, kom dan zo dichtbij als je wilt! *anime music intensifies* MARIO: ZA WARUDO! *ANIME MUSIC INTENSIFIES EVEN MORE*!!! MARIO: *USES RAPID FIST PUNCH*!! jon cena: ik ben meer superieur dan je stoten mario *dodges all punches*! MARIO: NEE JE BENT NIETS, MAAR EEN STERK MAN DIE HET ONVERMIJDELIJKE UITSTELT!! jon cena: nee nee mario je hebt het helemaal mis ...... JIJ STELT HET ONVERMIJDELIJKE UIT *SUPER PUNCHES MARIO*!!! MARIO: *FLYS ACROSS THE ARENA* heh heh heh heh heh ... je bent zo dom, ik ga niet zo gemakkelijk naar beneden ... jij, onderschatte me ... nu ... ik zal niet aarzelen om je te onderschatten!! *hovers into the air* DIT IS HET LAATSTE STRO! GA NU DOOD *shoots a giant laser at jon*! jon cena: *stops laser with hand* jij idioot ... je bent niets voor mij ... JE ZAL STERVEN !!!! *shoots laser back at mario*! MARIO: no... anime language has ran out...i need to be more EPIK...! jon cena: jij arme ziel ... STERF *runs towards mario*! MARIO: yeet ant delete *throws jon cena on the floor* hehehehe *hold jon cena down*. refree: 1...2...! jon cena: *gets up* geen mario ... niet zo! WARIO: *beats up jon cena with bat*! I SAVE THE DAY!! jon cena: owie that hurt!! wait my anime energy...*falls on the floor* no... No...NO!! refree: 1...2...3!!!! jon cena: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MARIO:  give me healer *takes healer* now i will heal luigi! *heals luigi* YES!!! LUIGI: hello mario....*GRUB HUB NOISES*! MARIO: luigi are you on something?? LUIGI: yes i am on GRUB HUB *does cring grub hub dance*! MARIO: your a living nightmare luigi. LUIGI: G R U B WHAT U LUV! MARIO: luigi shut the heck up and lets go to legend of zelda! LUIGI: ok stoopid *GRUB HUB NOISES*! MARIO: i swear to god luigi *opens portal* MAMAMAMMAAMMAMAAAAAAAAAAAAMAMAMAMAMMAMAMAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAMMMAMMAAMMAMMAMMAMAAMAMMAMMMMAMAAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAM!!!! ???: grub...what you love. JEvil: CHAOS, CHAOS! *devilsknife everywhere*! LANCER: sad earth :( happy earth :) drugged earth 0_o GRUBBED EARTH *grub hub dance* come on JEvil lets go to legend of zelda! JEvil: YA YEET *yeets ??? into space* ok lets go! LANCER and JEvil: *goes in portal*! JEvil: METAMORPHISM! LANCER: ho ho ho! JEvil: christmas is in 10 years lancer...BUT SPOOKY MONTH IS IN 10 SECONDS!!! *spooky month dance*! gasting er: ok this is the end of this part now lets roll the next clip! JEvil: *exists with a smirk*! LANCER: *exists with a smirk*! Gasting er: ....you 2 can suck a popsicle from a highly poisonous ice cream stand! JEvil: how about you suck a spade from a childs really bad, chicken bone, completely owned, voice tone, magic! LANCER:  *uses spades*! Gasting er: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TO BE CONTINEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! Dying Mario Sans: ugh not again...ROLL THE CLIP! ???: grub wut u luv *ACTION*

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Dying Mario Sans (part 5)            the battle of 5 minutes

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Dying Mario Sans (part 5)            the battle of 5 minutes

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MARIO: ok we are here, now lets go do something! KRREES: me the umm  *grub hub noises* lets go find zoolda! ZOOLDA: hello welcome to legend of zoolda! LANCER AND JEvil: *comes through portal*! JEvil: ahahaahha lancer with cancer lol! *sniff* i feel an energy...IT MAKES ME WANNA B O O G I E *spooky month dance*! LANCER: my dead father will not be pleased with me having cancer *jolly month dance*! LUIGI: hey why is the to of you here? LANCER: gasting er told us to go suck a Popsicle from a deadly ice cream stand so we did now i have cancer and JEvil is on something! JEvil: IM ON A CAROUSAL AHAAHAHA!!! WARIO: hmmmmm im grubbing a hub *grub hub dance*! MARIO: what the heck? EVERYONE EXEPT MARIO, JEvil, AND LANCER: *grub hub dance*! JEvil: whats happening? A VOICE: GET THEM!!! LANCER: uhhhh we are cornered! *spades* oh no my spades are not working!! JEvil: METAMORPHISM? *turns into devilsknife* IT WORKS *changes back* IT DOSE NOT DO THE WORKS! MARIO: *jumps* ME STOMP *comes back on floor* anddddd there goes our last hope! JEvil: so we're all gonna die? LANCER: i think the answer to that is pretty clear! *a mysterious figure emerges from the shadows* MARIO: wait who is that?? ???: im gonna make you boogie, if its the last thing i do, because i.....AM THE CEO OF GRUB BUB!!! JEvil: plot twist, hes bad at eating things! CEO of grub bub: you suck JEvil. LANCER: .......DIABETES. CEO of grub bub: AHHHH *steals mario* AHHHHHHHHH *runs away*!!! MARIO: kick the hey dog dead center, E! CEO of grub bub: *throws mario* here, eat this burger! MARIO: nee jij stomme klootzak idioot! CEO of grub bub: how is this epik enough for you to be anime mode? MARIO: omdat dit een heel domme wereld is, daarom heb ik een heel domme logica. CEO of grub bub: understandable now BOOGIE *throws grub bub burgers*! MARIO: ok gefeliciteerd met je anime-modus, nu heb je absoluut NIETS voltooid. CEO of grub bub: dat is gewoon verdrietig dat je denkt dat je sterker bent dan ik. MARIO: maatje ik heb de anime-modus koning van wwe verslagen, ik ben onvermijdelijk! CEO of grub bub: mario je begrijpt het niet, mijn hamburgers en frietjes zijn sterker dan de krachten en voeten van je kat. MARIO: NEE, je zult me ​​nooit dwingen je stomme CEO van grub bub te zijn! CEO of grub bub:  zwijg je stomme nutteloze loodgieter en laat de strijd vechten! MARIO: heel goed dan jij kleine, stomme, gerooide idioot. CEO of grub bub: *burgers and fries* DOE DE BOOGIE MARIO ENKEL STOPPEN MET HERSTELLEN! MARIO: ik zal reisist en ik zal mijn mega-robot geweldig ding bellen *calls in robot*! STRANGLER-2000: lol noob die *shoots grub bub* lol. JEvil: huff....puff....finallly we're here....huff....puff. LANCER: that...huff...was a heck of a....puff.....run....huff....and...A COMPLETE WASTE....puff.....OF OUR TIME *shoots spades at grub bub*! CEO of grub bub: oh no...my anime mode, i will just have to deal with ALL OF YOU...but you, will have to deal with all of THEM *calls in grubbed zombies*!! LUIGI: mario...GRUB WHAT YOU LOVE *shoots lasagna at mario*!!! MARIO: EEEE!!!! STRANGLER-2000: *eats lasagna* bye bye mario...*ded*! LANCER:  *spades* GET AWAY FROM THAT PLUMBER!! JEvil: HAHAHA CATCH ME IF YOU CAN! *teleports around grub bub and shoots spades* SHALL WE PLAY THE RING AROUND? *giant spades appear around grub bub and spiral* THIS IS MY FINAL CHAOS! *devilsknife's fall from above grub bub and one last giant devilsknife* HAHAHAHHAHAAH!!! META GUY: I AM HERE TO HELPPP *slays grub bub with sword* LETS SEE IF YOU CAN DODGE MY RAPID ATTACKS *goes around grub bub and rapidly slays him* WE NEED MORE ATTACK POWER! LANK: HEY IM HERE TO, AND IM READY TO KILL *slashes at grub bub* YES! SUSie: *grabs JEvil* TURN INTO DEVILSKNIFE! JEvil: METAMORPHISM *turns into devilsknife*! SUSie: TIME FOR DEATH GRUB BUB *uses red buster with devilsknife*!! CEO of grub bub: no...im still alive...I WILL NO LONGER SET MY LIFE TO MAKING HIM BOOGIE......I WILL SET IT TO MAKING HIM D E A D *starts doing special attack on everyone*!! META GUY: PIXILTALE GOT ANY MORE TIMELINE OPENINGS? WE NEED MORE HELP!!! REVENG PAPRUS: if its for the sake of humanity...I WILL HELP YOU! *traps grub bub in bones* ......what is that thing? MARKETABLE PLUSHIE: yeet and delete *steals grub bub soul* with this i will destroy grub bub, FOREVER...i have been a meme untill now.....DIE GRUB BUB *puts a bomb in the soul and shoots it at grub bub* CEO of grub bub: NOOOOO!!!!! *explodes* *light* everyone: *chatter about what just happened*! MARIO: did...did we do it....did we destory grub bub forever? CEO of grub bub: *sits there like last breath sand*...i wont give up...! ???: neither will we *comes out of darkness*!!! MARIO: :OOOOO!!! FUTURE MARIO: stop....you will lose the battle...i am here to stop that *jon cena comes behind future mario*!! jon cena: no more delay...LETS END THIS RIGHT HERE AND NOW!!  EVERYONE: *uses all there attacks on grub bub at once*!!! CEO of grub bub: *blocks* hehehehe you will not beat me! pixiltale: *kills grub bub*!!! CEO of grub bub: no...NO....IMPOSSIBLE....*health is 0000000000000000000.1* no...one last chance.....I WILL NOT FORFEIT!!!!! JEvil: i swear if you dont forfeit i will make your life exactly like gasting er! CEO of grub bub: *evaporates JEvil* die. INKY SANS: *throws a paintbrush at grub bub from the darkness*! CEO of grub bub: *dodges* you idiots! *evaporates feck sand by accident* ???: NOWS MY CHANCE!! CEO of grub bub: what? dispixil: *kills grub bub* DIE! CEO of grub bub: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! * Dust * MARIO: where do we go now? META GUY pixiltale will find out! Gasting er: thats the end of this part! JEvil: *teleports behind you* heheh *pulls out devilsknife*! LANCER: *teleports behind you* heheh *pulls out spades*! Gasting er: to be dunked on and continu- LANCER!!!! JEvil: *stabs gasting er with devilsknife*!! Gasting er: CONTINUEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dying Mario sans: Roll It! ???: i gotchu bro *ACTIO-...huh?* MARIO: WAIT!!!! Gasting er: mario? MARIO: im mario from part 10, we are doing this thing where we leak about the next part, JEvil, FROM THE TOP! JEvil: for some reason i have this urge to say 3 21 GO! (i see a dreamer style) MARIO: as the wind whips round, i take a breath for victory. LANCER: breath for victory! MARIO: wanna play tag or wave your white flag, cuz you'll never touch me! JEvil: king of hearts all in. LANCER: all in! MARIO: its not a sin to wanna win. LANCER: sin to wanna win! JEvil: cant see me. MARIO: flying like a bee, black and yellow energy, only me on my team naturally ohhhh! LANCER: i see a dreamer over there by the water. MARIO: but i got no, but i got no kakorrhaphiophobia! JEvil: i see a dreamer and he's ripe for the slaughter. MARIO: but i got no, but i got no kakorrhaphiophobia! Gasting er: phobia, phobia, phobia! MARIO: and THEN, *ACTION*

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Dying Mario Sans (part 6)            speedrun to death

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MARIO: ok lets go to mineblock! LUIGI: yes ok somehow i will fly away!  MARIO: whatever stupid luigi *opens portal* MAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAMAMAMMAMAMAMAMAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMAAMMAMAMAAMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAMMAAMMAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAMAAMAMMAMAMAMAMAMAAAAAAAAAAMAMAMAMAAMAAAAAAAAAAMAAAMAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMAMAMAMAMMAMAMMAM ok we are in mineblock! ???: *snipes mario*! MARIO: *dodges* DODGERS THAT!! ???: i will spare your life...on ONE, condition. MARIO: what? Drem: CAN YOU SURVIVE THE MANHUNT?! MARIO: oh no famous mineblock speedrunner!!!! GoodBoyHalo: you wont survive *shoots arrows*! MARIO: oh no wario build house quick! WARIO: ok *builds house* now we in a house! MARIO: no stoopid build a craft table! WARIO: can me the build it *makes craft table* yes me can! MARIO: ok shut up now! SUSie: omg i dont have JEvil so i cant use my power move!  JEvil: hey its boring here....LETS GO FOLLOW MARIO HAHAHA!! LANCER: hmmmmmmmmmm OK! JEvil: *sees mario being manhunted* hmmm lets go over there! LANCER: hmmmmmmm OK! JEvil: uhhhh hello! Drem: what who the heck are u and why u here? JEvil: OH PLEASE, ITS JUST A SIMPLE CHAOS *the carousal  game but half is ducks and half is horses*! Drem: AH! JEvil: MY HEARTS GO OUT TO ALL YOU SINNERS *Bombs with hearts in the center quickly fall to the level of the Bullet Board and detonate into four hearts in a square formation rotating at the center point, which fly towards the SOUL and go beyond. This continues until the attack ends*! HA HA, LETS MAKE THE DEVILSKNIFE *Four scythes oscillate around the center of the Bullet Board while rotating in either direction*! HEE HEE, HAVING FUN, JOIN THE CLUB *Bombs with clubs in the center quickly fall to the level of the Bullet Board and explode into club bullets, which aim at the SOUL in a 3-way spread pattern and go beyond the board. This continues until the attack ends* HEARTS, DIAMONDS, I CAN DO ANYTHING *Diamonds rapidly spawn from the bottom of the screen in random locations and fly upwards* WHO KEEPS SPINNING THE WORLD AROUND *Spade bullets circle the screen and attack just as in phase 1. However, this attack lasts slightly longer, the spades move slightly faster, the SOUL's movement speed increases, and the spiral may change direction at random* ITS SO EXCITING...I CANT TAKE IT *JEvil teleports to random spots in the areas to the left and right of the Bullet Board, much quicker than the Phase 1 attack, and throws one diamond bullet aimed at the SOUL that advances linearly and goes beyond the board* ENOUGH!!! YOU KIDS TIRED ME UP *JEvil looks tired, and attacks with a much slower version of the diamond attack from phase 2, where diamonds spawn from below the arena and fly up. These diamonds give a very large amount of TP. Combat flavor text changes to "Something terrible is coming...*! KIDDING! HERES MY FINAL CHAOS The arena grows to fill the whole screen. Giant versions of the Devilsknife fall from the top of the screen, dealing damage if touched. If they touch the ground, they create a pillar of white light that may also damage the party members. These Devilsknives appear randomly along the screen until the party members survive long enough, then a set pattern falls going from the edges of the screen in, then another falls dead-center, followed by some more around the edges, and a final giant Devilsknife that fills the screen falls from the sky and ends the attack. This final Devilsknife can easily be avoided by staying away, since it cannot go all the way down*! huff...puff...ok...im done....you had enough yet...*JEvil attemps one last devilsknife on Drem...but it fades instantly*! Drem: ok...you tried your best....now d-die.....a-a-again i th-think...huff *Drem kills JEvil on the spot*! LANCER: oh no my friend is dead! MARIO: oh no we have to find diamonds! WARIO: OK! Gasting er: 500000000 hours later! WARIO: *comes out of mine* AHHH the animals...the all dead....what kind of man would do this! MARIO: i had to eat SOMETHING in the last 5 million centuries! WARIO: *bass increases* OK *bass decreases*!  MARIO: ok lets go to nether now...you have bobsidian...right? WARIO: .....*makes a diamond pickaxe* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs into cave* Gasting er: 10 microseconds later. WARIO: tee hee *gives mario bobsidian cutely* tee hee! Drem: shush the hecks up *shoots wario* tee hee! WARIO: NZNZNZNZNZNZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZNZNZNNZNNZNZNZNZNNNZZNNZNZZNNZNZNZNZ (if you dont know n is the opposite of m and z in the oppisite of a so wario is saying MAMAMAMMAMAAMAMAM but oppisite)  WARIO: Drem u is a ugly scp tato *ding ding ding* YES IS THE CORRECT!!! MARIO: ok feather time *builds feather portal* ok go into the feather portal! WARIO: ok lets bring spooky childs *brings zkid and bump* YAYHOO!! *jumps into feather portal* yayayyaya!!  zkid: ITS THE ULTIMATE SPOOKY MONTH! bump: Y E S! MARIO: bye bye Drem *goes into feather portal* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH where is SUSie? SUSie: me here *uses red buster on the army of the black race of skeletons because she is SUS and RACIST*! MARIO: you are a stupid racist barney. SUSie: O K! MARIO: Where is weird anime rio sand? RIO SAND: hehehehehehe anime power jojo stuff gO! *finds wither with cool rio jojo refrence*! Wither: oh, dus je nadert me? RIO SAND: Nou, ik moet dichterbij komen, zodat ik kan toetreden tot de poep uit jou. Wither: hohohohoho nou dan ... kom zo dichtbij als je wilt! *anime music itensifies* RIO SAND: no shut up you stupid three headed idiot i will kill u *rapid punches wither* DIE CUZ U STUPID *kills wither with super punch* E! WITHER: DUM DE DUM DE DE DUM *echo* E *drops feather star*! RIO Sand: yayayaya *finds mario with jojo refrences* AHHHH *gives mario feather star*! MARIO: yaya thanks stupid sand now we can go to the end!!!!!!!!!!!! Black skeleton: no  because you stupid and also, drem is coming. Drem: hello stoopids  i you is the no go the to umm end because me is going kill where is GEORGEWASFOUND?!!? Georgewasfound: hello me is....IM VIP *shoots mario with an ak47 even though those are not in mineblock*! MARIO: E *dodgers that* the daughter the rich that thousand dollar daughter for in hue 3 DODGERS that *gets hit by all the other bullets* Zoinks! Pig thing: agony with a sword *hits mario* STOOPID NNOB!! MARIO: haw haw haw, wi wi wi, me gonna suffer agony, *screams of pain* hhhhhhh *turd comes out of marios...you know what nevermind of where it came from* bling bling bling girls be like, hhhhhh *has diarrhea* ok now me bling! Drem: omg bruh shut UP *bang bangs mario with a high x caliber sniper rifle* stoopid noob! Goodboyhalo: mario umm E *shing shang shongs mario with the ultra lightning protective heavy hammer* MARIO: oh zoinks this story is to long....*jumps into portal and bring everyone but drem tem* ok lets hurry to the end! SapCap: ELLO ME WILL STOP U! MARIO: stop the cap BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *blows up sapcap* ok we have are we ok here the *makes the end portal* ok lets ender dragon fight have the daughter fight dragon nevermind just kill the stupid dragon *blows up dragon* stupid creator is to lazy to do the epik fight *jumps into portal to ??? and brings everyone with him*! Dying mario sans: JEvil is dead and lancer is crying so no funny fortnite floss, and with that, to be....uhhh.....! JEvil: who said i died...CHAOS CHAOS! Dying mario sans: TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!! Gasting er: ok how do i roll the clip? ???: *sigh* i will do it *ACTION*

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Dying Mario Sans (part 7)            lets go dirty bathroom killer

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Dying Mario Sans (part 7)            lets go dirty bathroom killer

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MARIO: AHHHHH is we back home? Evil tolet paper: no you dumb idiot im going to beat you up T! MARIO: uh oh there is no music this creepy me, i will yahoo into the toilet! Evil toilet paper: FELIPE GO! Felipe: ghghvrjhtbjtjdgvgrjfbhfgdhtyhfghfghkb (i speak pixiltale so how am i supposed to know marios pain and screams when i choke him?) Evil toilet paper: shut up stupid felipe i will get ALBERTO to crush your skull out! Felipe: fggnvdfie, rygehgywe8rgyr (shut up your stupid turd, i will use you to wipe the back of my head *chokes mario then throws him on the floor* stupid plumber.) Evil toilet paper: shut up ur stupid idiot turd i will blow ur brains out u stupid dumb  REALLY dumb felipe. Felipe: fregrtgrthjjujtf, GFDGBBWGRBEJFJFFJUFGFFHNFHDHD (stop threatening me stoopid, CUZ U KNOW IMMA ZOINKS ON EARTH AGAIN AND U GON HAVE TA CLEAN IT!) Evil toilet paper: OMG JUST SHUT UR STUPID BLINGJA BARLGHJA BLANGJA BLUGHNJA BLONGA LANGUAGE UP AND CHOKE MARIO!! MARIO: no shuts the hecks up because i got a foot *jumps on felipe* stahp, wait have me is the bathroom use me ok bye me use bath me room Zoinks *goes to bathroom* hahahah, those stupid ugly scp tato's, now i will pee *pees in toilet* feels good like from Henry Danger! Green screen man: HEY, dont pee on meeeee *chokes mario* STOP PEEING ON ME BECAUSE I AM GREEN SCREEN mAn! MARIO: ruh roh raggy, i gotta pee tho! GSM: no idc you did the pee on me now my mothers milk will get mad, so now u die *turns into jon cena* i am green screen screen powers, ACTIVATE *anime mode, engaged* Oh Mario, nu ik in de anime-modus ben, ben ik niet te stoppen. Ik ga je vermoorden omdat je op me plaste. STERF JE STOMME LUCHTBOUWER!! MARIO: *stares into GSM* what did he sayyyyyyyyy???? GSM: how can you not understand me *chases mario* get over here! MARIO: ruh roh raggy! GSM: yeet = delete *yeets mario through a window*. MARIO: *breaks TIFFANY MAYUMI'S window* oof me is the o head owie! TIFFANY MAYUMI: *grabs kitchen knife* obelisk *looks at mario* OBELISK! GSM: *comes through window with a gun* GET OVER HERE *shoots mario but misses*! MARIO: U STUPID *deflects bullets back on to GREEN SCREEN MAN*! GSM: *turns into Matrix-man* i gotta plan because im green screen man *dodges all bullets* teehee! FELIPE: btgfvbdvrnhftyhebsgrdhfrd (hey im not done with you stupid idiot turd!) MARIO: uh oh, now im gonna make more foes *eats bacon to heal*! Su tart: i have superpower also dont eat my bacon flakes because *summons blacon sword* heh heh, get it, blade, bacon, blacon *runs after mario*! MARIO: uh oh i gotta go to the fat convention *runs to fat convention* MAMA MIA ITS'A ROADBLOCK *runs into cleetus fat body* .......YOU ARE FAT! CLEETUS: N O I C E *pulls out a hunting rifle* you vermin dare step foot on our american soil? MARIO: uh oh *runs to paridise life* running is very tiring uh oh is that e? e: hello me found love i also have a gun. MARIO: no offense but your kinda ugly. e: *pulls out a gun* none taken! MARIO: uh oh *runs to the bathroom* finally i can pee *opens door*! CLEETUS: hello *pushes mario* goodbye. MARIO: uh oh *falls into sewer and also THUMP! oh no im in the sewer! EARTWORM SALLY: hey you fell on my apple, grrrrr *rat call and then a bunch of human looking disgusting rats come from the sewer* that plumber is a fat cat! Rats united: FAT CAT *all the rats attack mario*! ES: tee hee! MARIO: *runs away so fast iit opens a portal in time and space then reality explodes and it zaps mario into 'the loop'* ouchies where am i? ???: your in part 8 so get out *throws mario into the [NOT AVAILABLE UNTIL PART 8] BYE MARIO! MARIO: bye i guess *gets zapped into pixiltale* where am i now? pixiltale sand: ╾━╤デ╦︻(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)!
MARIO: are you gonna inject that bullet in my head or are you gonna gently lower it into my hands? Pixiltale sand: *trys to shoot marios head but misses*! Evil toilet paper: *is somehow also here* ....*chuckles* im in danger! MARIO: ok bye pixiltale sand *grabs evil toilet paper and goes to the bathroom* hhhhhhhhhhhhh *comes out of bathroom* uuuuhhhhh THERE'S NO MORE TOILET PAPER!! Pixiltale frisk: *pulls up in a Lamborghini* ╾━╤デ╦︻(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) *pixils start glitching* ....! *pixils glitch mario into mariotale* MARIO: huh...why am i in J. hall? GSM: Hey...mario....dont ya know how to greet a new pal......turn around. MARIO: Zoinks man *turns around* ruh ruh raggy! CLEETUS: NOW UR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME *uses felipe blasting er* TIME TO GO HUNTIN *uses rapid hunting rifles from random position* ok ya little vermin, NOW IM MAD *tractors burst through the wall while felipe blasting ers fire randomly* STILL ALIVE, IM GONNA TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME, GET OFF OUR AMERICAN SOIL VERMIN  *200,000 junkbots bust through the walls and 500 minions glide from the ceiling 5000 tractors fall terminal velocity from above along with 5 rapid fire hunting rifles in random locations* Su tart ain't gon be happy with this result, you won against me, but can you win against HIM! Su tart: care for som bacon flakes *bacon flakes boxes fall from the sky and broken english runs down the walls* BECAUSE I GIVE U SCOOP OF PAIN *giant lazers zoom through the door* that was only 1% of my power, surprising, right *broken english comes off the walls and comes from all directions* wat can i say, phrase ar boring, so is ur exist, let destoy both of dem *bacon flakes shoot like a minigun in random locations, china is one of them J. hall is the other...jupiter is dead to china now* this to slo, LET TURN UP HEAT *everyone starts harrasing mario, first green screen man turns into a truck and starts running over mario, earthworm sally makes an apple barrage on MARIO, Rats united starts throwing metal cheese built with guns onto mario, Su tart summons blacon then uses it on mario, Cleetus gets his FAT self of his gaming set up then bellyflops on mario, Evil toilet paper...forgot he got used, pixiltale sans (a developer) starts shooting mario with metal bullets, jo- i mean the dude from part 8 starts warping reality to make mario feel automatic pain, and finally felipe chokes mario then throws him into the roof*! MARIO: is it over....can i go to part- *grub bub music starts playing* no....JEvil, LANCER, SUSie, ANYONE, HELP MEEEEE!! Trat us: thats not grub bub....*charges up Bacon blaster* THAT IS THE ALMIGHTY TRAT US (the oppisite of su tart, has good grammer, knows how to spell, and has su tart's name but backwards!) *fires bacon blaster at mario* TIME TO SPELL THINGS RIGHT WITH A TOUCH OF MY MIGHT *the floor crumbles as bacon flakes make huge blasts* its all gonna make sense soon... just wait for part 8... *trat uses blacon rapidly on mario but all of the shots miss*! MARIO: whats yours last attack? Trat us: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE *all of the bosses around mario float with cracks of red light shining through their eyes, they all band together for this last attack, a giant laser charges up slowly, mario charges up a giant shield, THE ENTIRE ENVIRONMENT EXPLODES, mario's shield breaks...some sort of REALITY WAVE warps everyone to different places...but blacon is in a stone...siting there... mario wields it....* MARIO: where am i? ???: you really dont know? MARIO: nope...no idea! ???: well...your in..here, let me introduce myself first, my name is. pixiltale sans: ╾━╤デ╦︻(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) bfffdbgdrdhtb....vfntdbfgbte8(dont you DARE...untill part 8)! ???:great because i didnt want to anyway, so what now? MARIO: im a warrior now, is there a toilet here? ???: i would warp one here but i threw my device into the [NOT AVAILABLE UNTILL PART 8!] so i could summon the leader of [OMG ??? STOP LEAKING PART 8!]  AKA [WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?!?!] so he could help me stabilize the [STOPPPPP!!!] and save all of reality...but now we are both stuck in [OH MY GOD YOU ARE DUMBER THAN JEvil!] MARIO: the creator is done with your bs (ballast shenanigans) [YOU TO?!?!] oops i forgot your name is a bit of a shy boy. Dying Mario Sans: you two suck so i gonna end the part so get ready for the epic part 8!! JEvil: ╾━╤デ╦︻(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)! LANCER: ╾━╤デ╦︻(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)! JEvil: im JEvil! LANCER: and im LANCER! Both: and we're the scam bots *start shoot Dying Mario Sans*! Dying Mario Sans: HOLY MOTHERS MILK, TO BE CONTINUEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd

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Dying Mario Sans (part 8)         one try dont fail

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Dying Mario Sans (part 8)         one try dont fail

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???: hm? MARIO: ok part 8 is now, tell me things. Jabob bones: my name is Jabob bones, you are trapped in 'the loop' but since you got here by reality wave u dont lose memory, but if u die you no re spawn so be secret man ok?  MARIO: ok but how do we get back home? Jabob bones: you and your friends need to get a victory royale! MARIO: ok but the when let where who keel? Jabob bones: but there a plot twist, you can only pick THREE friends to help you! MARIO: ok well i pick... LUIGI, JEvil, and LANCER! Jabob bones: ok, *puts all 100 players on the battling bus* GOOD LUCK! MARIO: where we droppin bois? JEvil: hmmm...the spire sounds good! LUIGI: ok! LANCER: drops out the battling bus and brings everyone with him* lets go!!! MARIO: ok we are at the spire, OMG PRIMAL SHOTGUN *picks up primal shotgun* mothers-mia! SUSie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE HAS PRIMAL SHOTGUN!! JEvil: snip snip bruther *snipes SUSie* cut into halfs B)! SUSie: ELP ME IM KNOCKEDDD!! KRREES: *knocks MARIO and JEvil* silent noises *builds walls and a roof around SUSie then starts elping her* n! SUSie: you have no mic!?!?! LANCER: ooooo pretty one by one *breaks wall* oh.... *pulls out makeshift rifle* sorry about this but i gotta win *shoots KRREES and knocks him* anyway see ya later friends *revives JEvil and MARO* hmmm i hear people! Spire Guard: *teleports behind you*! LUIGI: oh no. Spire Guard: o mai u wa. MARIO: oh no! Spire Guard: mou sin de ou. JEvil: OH NO! LANCER: what the proble- NANI *gets knocked* KILL IT!!! MARIO: *whips out blacon* HIYA *kills Spire Guard* phew! JEvil: uhhh is that blacon?!? META GUY: is that the weapon of...! LUIGI: the almighty...! LANCER: the undying...! JEvil: THE GUY THAT MAKES YOU STOP TRYING...! Everyone but mario: TRAT US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MARIO: yes...yes it is! META GUY: that weapon goes from mythic rarity and beyond...*pulls out primal bow* NOW GIVE ME IT! MARIO: oooo is this one of those musical specials! JEvil: Explosions, EXPLOSIONS! LANCER: Implosions, IMPLOSIONS! LUIGI: NO, STOP! LANCER: why? LUIGI: 1. the creator didnt think this far into the song, 2. I HATE IT! LANCER: well now we look stupid! LUIGI: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!? MARIO: luigi shut the heck up the musical is no exist untill we win ok? LUIGI: ok *shoots meta guy with primal pistol* die stupid knight *revives lancer* ok! LANCER: how uh oh storms coming we gotta rotate! MARIO:if we get to the top of the spire we can get to one of the zip-lines! JEvil: IGNORE SHOOTING COMPLETELY!! Everybody: *runs up tower*! Jabob bones: *warps himself next to mario* REALITY IS BREAKING DOWN, PORTALS ARE GONNA START OPENING SOON!!! MARIO: oh well that's bad, should we try and close them? Jabob bones: uhhhh, WATCH OUT REALITY WAVE! *helicopter surround the spire and start using smg's on mario* JEvil: LETS GO FASTER NOW!! MARIO: or we could try to save reality *pulls out blacon* whats that purple thing in the distance? JEvil: I DONT KNOW BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER RIGHT NOW WE'RE ALMOST AT THE TOP! MARIO: Lets blow this joint *blows up helicopters* come on lets save reality! JEvil: we're here, get on the ziplines, quick, Quick! MARIO: *trips of the spire tower* AHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh!!!!! Pixiltale sans: *grabs mario's hand* i got you mario, but im not going to pull you up, you see without you i can get the victory royale and go back home again, i just wanted to look you in the eyes as i took it all back. *pixiltale dropped mario, he slowly fell and he realized.....he has a bouncer!* MARIO: ok, i gotta time this perfect, come on...here we go *places down bouncer to late*! pixiltale sans: steehs karm eht ta kool thron gnideah erehw won mih deviver i denwod tog tsuj dnierf ym ( nowd teg) nowd teg ot tuoba erehw yrotciv 1 rebmun a tog ew (we got a number 1 victory where about to get down (get down) my freind just got downed i revived him now where heading north look at the mark sheets)! LANCER: NOOOOOOOOO MARIO, luckily i picked up a plot gun *harpoons and picks up mario* hi mario! MARIO: if you keep this 'existing' shtick up then we will get COPYRIGHTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! LACANCER: i have legally changed my name to LACANCER!! MARIO: chilllllllll. Jabob bones: btw you are in fortnight! MARIO: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, IM GONNA POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP AHHHHHHHH *shoots a turd into galactus face* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LACANCER: i cant keep this name change up for much longerrrr!!! JEvil: what are you two babbling about? LUIGI: we are almost at the end of the zipline!! MARIO: IM ABOUT TO DIEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUIGI: QUICKLY LACANCER, REVIVE MARIO!!! LANCEr: i couldnt keep the name change and that took away my energy :( im going to try again hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nope *throws mario off zipline then revives him* MARIO PLS DOING POOP!!! MARIO: Y E S *is doing poop* lets get out of here and lets go to colossal crops *stops doing poop* lets go! pixiltale sans: so, your finally here, mario....lets rap out! MARIO: so this was the first musical, you start! pixiltale sans: WAIT, we have to be epik, so if you win me give storyline, if i win, im kill u! JEvil: 3 2 1 GO! (ballistic style) pixiltale sans: WELCOME TO THE BIG BATLLE (YEAH) WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOUR  HEADS RATTLE (YEAH)! MARIO: YOU BETTER GO GET YOUR SADDLE, AND YOUR HORSE FOR THIS BIG BATTLE! pixiltale sans: YOU CAN TRY BUT YOU WILL DIE FINISHING, WHAT YOU JUST STARTED! MARIO: THATS NONSENSE I WILL SUCCEED AND ALSO, WAIT WHO JUST FARTED? pixiltale sans: CAN WE GET BACK TO THE BATTLE?! MARIO: THE ONE THAT WILL MAKE MY HEAD RATTLE? pixiltale sans: YEAH THAT ONE ALSO NO REFUNDS! MARIO: BUT WHAT DID I EVEN PAY FOR? pixiltale sans: A FREE TICKET STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN! MARIO: MYSTERIES INVOLVE THE SEVEN! pixiltale sans: YOU CAN KEEP TRYING BUT IM A MYSTERY! BOTH: FOREVER RILED, AND NOTHING BUT HISTORY! pixiltale sans: MYTHED UP TO NOW TO ONLY BE SEEN, BOTH: TO THOSE THAT ARE TRULY WORTHY! MARIO: OK I THINK ITS TIME, GIVE ME A LITTLE STORYLINE BEFORE THE GAME ENDS IM HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS C'MON DUDE BEFORE THE BELL CHIMES! pixiltale sans: you haven't shown your best, c'mon i know you have more, just a little bit of what your vocal cords have in store! MARIO: tell me about the realities shifting and swinging (YEAH) i just wanna know how i got to wield the blacon (YEAH)! pixiltale sans: could you please go now reality will soon start imploding, the end of the show now so go before portals start exploding! MARIO: what do you mean, i can here as long as i want, i have alot of fears but me and my friends made it this far! pixiltale sans: i made a bet, that i could save reality, but i messed up now only someone truly worthy, BOTH: CAN SAVE THE WORLD, JUMPING THROUGH DIFFERENT TIMELINES, SO NOW SPREAD THE WORD TO REALITY WITH ALOT OF HELP! pixiltale sans: thats all...i hope you win...mario. *pixiltale gets zapped into a different timeline* MARIO: this ends NOW! JEvil: we gotta find out who started it tho! MARIO: well then... *looks at everyone shooting and bullets flying around him* lets make this right...look sharp...we're savin reality! Jabob bones: well your going to need this *give's mario the looper* GOOD LUCK MARIO! MARIO: good luck taken, NOW LETS WIN THIS THANG! JEvil: SNIP SNIP, BANG BANG, C'MON PAL WHY SO MUCH FANGS *snipes random goat guy and shotguns yoshohi MARIO: THIS IS ALMOST AS FUN AS JEvil's GAME! *mario and his friends started dominating the entire lobby untill it was a 4 v 1* JEvil: oh no, our final battle WHY did it have to be this, its. LUIGI: its. LANCER: its. MARIO: its. ALL: AN O.G SKIN!!!!!!!!!!! O.G: well well well, what do we got here, i should just kill you but, what the heck, its been a  boring day, lets see what'cha got kid! MARIO: your on! *tanks and soilders come from nowhere*JEvil: 3 2 1 GO! (Ugh Style) O.G: how pathetic another challenge, why do you even try kid, i dont need to, this is easy, c'mon no need to be boring (UGH!) MARIO: not pathetic, you challenged me, there's is always a reason for trying, its not easy rapping like me, im actually pretty lit (YEAH!) O.G: are you that dumb, is there some sort of lump in your head cuz im not stoppin, and im keepin up my strive, cuz you haven't got your award most sweated on in this game yet! MARIO: ok lets go, i'll show you im good bro, thats cool cuz im not stoppin, my skills are really mild, and you are a patty cuz i am rosting you upon a grill! O.G: come at me bro, you'd better flee bro, dosent make sense tho, imma just stop yo, im cool and a better influence! MARIO: im beating you bro, pick up the pace yo, c'mon try harder, i know your better, just improve bro! O.G: i am trying,  you are dying, stop doing this, mario, i cant control myself! MARIO: c'mon dude, i got you, im trying to save you! O.G: please im nice, give me a try, i promise that i can better, but if it means this battles over then im willing to take it! MARIO: you got this, you did it O.G, i taught you how to be better, ok dude this battles over, i hope you do better! O.G: it was a pleasure rapping with you mario, i guess its time for the big battle! *very non epik chonk battle because yet again...let me make mario say it* MARIO: shut up lazy creator! O.G: i can still make this epik! *mario and his friends were all down to 1 hp and they all start looking around* MARIO: THIS IS NOT EPIK! JEvil: WE GOTTA FIND HEALS! LUIGI: *finds a med-kit* GUYS I FOUND A MED-KIT!!! MARIO: give me it, i got this! LUIGI: ok mario, i trust you, dont loose it *gives mario the med-kit* you got this! MARIO: *uses med-kit* i ate my vegetables *puts lancer's spades into a gun* ACHOO *makes JEvil metamorphosis into blacon* LETS DO THIS!! O.G: is this an epik battle, YOUR ON! MARIO: EN GAURDE! *here i was gonna do something epik but idk what to do so i wil just insert epik things* MARIO: *shoots O.G with lancer-gun* EAT SPADES DEMON! O.G: *does the hottest macros in fortnite then starts shooting up mario* EVER SEEN A ! BY ONE TO MAXIMUM! MARIO: *uses the JEvil blacon to finish the job* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! LANCER: WE DID IT, WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEvil: there is only one more thing to do! MARIO: we got a! LANCER: number one victory Royale! LUIGI: yeah fortnight we bout to get down (get down)! MARIO: ten kills on the board rn! JEvil and LANCER: just wiped out tomato town! JEvil: my friend just got downed, i revived him now we're heading south bound! LANCER: now we're in the pleasant park street! ALL: LOOK  AT THE MAP GO TO THE MARK SHEET! LUIGI: take me to your xbox to play fortnight today! JEvil: you can take me moisty mire, but not loot lake! MARIO: i really love to. ALL: chug jug with you! MARIO: WE CAN BE PRO FORTNIGHT GAMERS! ???: deww dewww! *ACTION*

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MARIO: woah where are we? LUIGI: it looks like that song zapped us into some sort of .....different world again! JEvil: THAT MEANS WE CAN HAVE OUR FRIENDS BACK! MARIO: but didnt we mercilessly murder them all? LANCER: yes....well...look on the bright side, there is a hot babe over there! MARIO: radical *talks to hot babe* Y E S! hot babe: pls elp me i need a name! MARIO: what aboutttttt LET THINE!! LET THINE: no!!! MARIO: what abouttttttt MOTHERS MIA! MOTHERS MIA: no! MARIO: what aboutttttttt THE GIRLFRIEND! The Girlfriend: YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!! MARIO: ok lets go bop to some beats! The Girlfriend: ok we r at my dad stage rn so me will give tutoriel! JEvil: 3 2 1 GO! The Girlfriend: left, right, left, right! MARIO: lets, rap, next, step! The Girlfriend: up, down, up, down! MARIO: just, chill, my, will! The Girlfriend: down down up, down down right! MARIO: i got this, next one now! The Girlfriend: up down left right down! MARIO: yeah now we're talkin, this is lit bro, imma blow the roof!!!!!!!!! The Girlfriend: ok that was it, now lets- uh oh! *glowing eyes shine in the shade of the curtain, he steps out of the shade* Dad Dear: so, kid, you wanna date my daughter? MARIO: uhhhhhhhhh no.....! Dad Dear: yes u do so shut lets beep bop to sum moosic! JEvil: 3 2 1 GO! Dad Dear: ugh this is to easy lets skip to dadbattle! JEvil: 3 2 1 GO! (Dadbattle Style) Dad Dear: yeah, now we're lit, so mario what ya got, baby? MARIO: facts, i can spit, and i will show ya what i got baby! Dad Dear: you look, pretty good, but can you make all the stonks go crazy! MARIO: yeah bro, i'm good, and i'll make all your stonks go amazing! Dad Dear: This will be, your dead end, and i will never be your friend! MARIO: i wont reach, a dead end, all your doing is building up suspense! Dad Dear: You know you wont win, you know you wont die, no doubt you wont be alive, you really wanna do this kid, you'll never be able to flip my lid, you cannot do this y'know! MARIO: i know that i'll win, i'll make your head spin, i will now keep up my strive, of course i wanna do this bro, who really hates your your daughter yo, i can always try my dude, i fr just did this y'know! Dad Dear: Yo, that was tight, you know what kid your alright, baby! MARIO: yeah, i can fight, and i'll treat your daughter right, baby! Dad Dear: mabye, your good, i might just let you date her my dude! MARIO: thank, you dad dear, we should go now before things blazy! Dad Dear: now wait just a second mister, better be, back by ten, or you will never date her or breathe again! MARIO: now wait just a second mister, i commi-, ted my friend, i'll be back any time that i want! i, can respect, someone like you so your off kid! MARIO: thank, you my dude, for letting me off the hook bro! Dad Dear: you can leave now the battles done! MARIO: ok, cya bro, this was a great fight! The Girlfriend: THAT WAS HOT!!!!!!!! MARIO: hey whats that on the floor? MAP: this is a map to the spooky house, rap battle us mario! MARIO: hmmmmm OK! *500000 circles later...* MARIO: then a left turn here....OMG WHY ARE WE IN THE SAME.....hold up... *flips over the map* oh.....it was upside down....! *10 minutes later* MARIO: then a left turn here, now right, andddddddd, we're here! *they walk into the spooky house and they find inky sand feck sand and sand from underman* INKY SAND: hello mario....do you ever look at your calender...? feck sand: do you know what month it is...? Sand From Underman: its. INKY SAND: its. feck sand: its. ALL: ITS A SPOOKY MONTH!!! MARIO: ok then inky boi, LETS ROCK!!! JEvil: 3 2 1 GO (spookeez style) INKY SAND: so mario. feck sand: what'cha got my friend-do. Sand From Underman: HA HA! MARIO: yeah i got bars, spitting em straight from mars, HA HA! INKY SAND: we do alot spooky stuff. Sand from underman: we even have a spooky blush! MARIO: k, that is cool, but did i ask, not to be rude i split the cast! feck sand: yo that was hot my dude. Sand from underman: dude dude dude dude! INKY SAND: kinda cool. Sand from underman: cool cool! feck sand: but dont play us for a fool. Sand from underman: fool fool fool fool! INKY SAND: because we'll make. Sand from underman: you droll! MARIO: yo that was FIRE bro, and catchy to, mild yo, good tunes, it's hitting the sky tho, tho tho tho tho, make me droll, my bro's! INKY SAND: yo that was sick! Sand from underman: it really hit the brim! feck sand: HA HA! MARIO: thank you my dude's, i think your's was good to, HA HA! Feck sand: This guy is good should we be friends? INKY SAND: i dont know man, what about you? Sand From Underman: YEAH! MARIO: i agree with him, we should be friends, although thats just a suggestion, YEAH! INKY SAND: this is gonna be! Sand from underman: cool cool cool cool! Feck Sand: what should we do? Sand from underman: do, do! INKY SAND and feck sand: lets first go for a ride! Sand from underman: ride, ride ride ride! INKY SAND: we'll do it 2 times! MARIO: we can squad up on fort, night, night night night, hit a streak, real tight, we show our enemies, light, light light light, they will face, our might! (BREAK IT DOWN!) INKY SAND: we've got lots of spookier, games. Feck sand: like zombie shooter or ghost and ghouls. Sand from underman: THERE SO FUN! MARIO: those games are cool, but better in vr, we should get pow cards next! INKY SAND: that sounds great bro! Sand from underman: i have a good idea, we could all watch movies! feck sand: we'll smoke our socks straight off watching the goosebumps series! MARIO: that sound good yo, we could invite error, and swap!sand can join, him to, reaper will spook, the party, and we'll listen to ZARDY! Feck Sand: this is spooky! INKY SAND: we can have spooky time! Sand From Underman: and we can make spooky shrine's! Swap!sand from undermanswap: we can do the skeleton dance! Error!sand from errorman: c'mon lets do all those things! MARIO: IN THE CITY, i'll get us on an airplane, it'll be super fun, we all just might run into somebody with a gun! INKY SAND: a gun? MARIO: yeah! Error sand: sound s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-! Swap sand: uhhh error blew up again! Error sand: BOO! ALL: AHHH!! Error sand: haha, im just messing with ya, anyway that sounds sick! Feck Sand: lets do it! *one long trip to the airport later* MARIO: finally we're on a plane! Fresh!sand from undermanfresh: hey yoooo! Fresh paprus: DJ FRESH SANS IN THE HOUSE! Fresh sand: LETS BLOW SOME BEATS!!!! RADIO: (Dunk Style) Hello world ready to dunk, fill my R.A.M like a trunk, come on bro, lets play ball, like a Glitcher im tall! its not hard just aim, jump, and throw! make a dribbling beat tho! MARIO: *blows up radio* IM CRAZY ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH BATMAN, BUT THE CCC? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THANK YOU! Waiter: MARIO GIVE ME UR WOUNDS! MARIO: are you sure, somebody filled them with cranberry sprite, WANNA SPRITE CAN *opens wounds and cranberry sprite disintegrate's the waiters eyes* Waiter: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (credit to https://padlet.com/idkkkkkkkkkkkk for putting cranberry sprite in mario's wounds) Fresh sand: ok we're here *blows up plane* GOOD LUCK! MARIO: meh *uses hat as a parachute and grab's the girlfriend* JEvil: WHATS ABOUT US? MARIO: meh *opens a portal to ok k.o lets be heros quickly get pow cards and then continues to fall* LUIGI: bruh *pog face*! JEvil: *pog face*! LANCER: *pog face*! Santa paprus: NYHO HO HO, IT IS I, THE MIRACLE PAPRUS *save everyone and puts them on the ground safely*! MARIO: meh, so who's the secret person i have to get into an epik battle with? ???: me. MARIO: who are you? ???: remember me from part 5? MARIO: OHHHHHHHH, nope. ???:  i helped you beat grub bub, NOW I NEED YOU TO RETURN THE FAVOR! MARIO: ok! ???: wh-what, GIVE ME YOUR SOUL FRAGMENT! MARIO: ok! Future mario: ok clearly this isn't working out so lets just rap instead! MARIO: ok, but a question before we start. Future mario: hm? MARIO: WANNA SPRITE CAN *opens wounds and misses by a longshot* (https://padlet.com/idkkkkkkkkkkkk) JEvil: 3 2 1 GO! (Blammed Style) Future mario: mario you've been BLAMMED, even with all your downright FAME, but thats all going away because now your being SHAMED! MARIO: hol up im being framed, i was playing a fortnite game, let me tell my story or else this rap with end in flames! Future mario: there are no witnesses no places to go now mario, so turn up your voice and put up a show my stupid bro! MARIO: give me some storyline, a few upgrade's, so on and so forth, you cannot hold me here, because i'll always be right back for more! Future mario: im superior, keep trying to defend, it will never work just like when you met the heavens! MARIO: this court helps me rise, keepin with my life, my friend's help me win, no matter how hard that we fight! Future mario: blasting beat's so hard that you die, this court represents half of your life, it will be my fault if you die by a knife, y'know mario we have alot of strife! MARIO: woah my bro this beat's so alive, i hope you keep up this hard rock strive, i can prove not guilty but im downright wild, cut to the chase im waiting for storyline! Future mario: you never cared you could shift all timelines, victory's, epic fights, and alot of hard time's, y'know know if you lose i'll steal a soul fragment! if you win i'll give you a cyborg arm! MARIO: k, this is hot, thanks for the info, i'll go back and right the wrong's with hot stuff bro, i'll spread the word as much as i can yo, but then that will  still be ultimately hard! Future mario: no dont do that, really, it is fine, i mean everyone had a really really good time! MARIO: but dude, are you sure, i'll call up witness, i mean we just had a battle that tested our vocal fitness! Future mario: well yeah, you are right, i'll made a true claim, looks like mario ain't guilty but very well played BLAMMED! MARIO: so this battles done, i want cyber arm, we made a swift deal, and i won with a real good charm! Future mario: hm ok *give mario cybernetic arm* there ya go! MARIO: WOOOO GANG LETS GO PLAY ZOMBIE SHOOTER XD 3D! JEvil: but first, we need a cab, we're in the middle of a court room! MARIO: *ring ring ring* taxi come to court mayo or be deaded! Taxi guy that dosent pay taxes: ok ok man calm down! *mario and the gang got on a taxi that got nuke and them landed on mom murd's car* The Girlfriend: oh hi mother! Mom Murd: hi noooooooob haaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa! MARIO: UGH NOT AGAIN! LUIGI: lets just get to the point! JEvil: 3 2 1 UGH! (M.I.L.F Style)  Mom murd: a- *gets shot*! MARIO: i wanna new person! LUIGI: let's have fun! 3 2 1 GO! (M.I.LUIGI.F Style) LUIGI: wait my lyrics wont make any sense...*jumps of car*!  car: hhahaha wheels go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *has a seizure and flings mario to the wild west*! MARIO: oof, AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Sheriff: lol im sheriff in the dis here part, let me introduce you here, IN SONG! JEvil: 3 2 1 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *(M.I.L.F Style) Sheriff: a newcomer aye, lets make this beat a techno, im here for your sake, hope you like lots of guns bro! MARIO: thank the welcoming, its a pleasure to meet'cha, hell is releasing, as we sing foolish beats yuh! Sheriff: well, if im wrong correct me if i say that is exact what makes you special! MARIO: yeah, i shouldn't be complaing, but the thing is i never said i was against it! Sheriff: ok yeah this battles lit, let me show you round' town, but please do not to get bit, by one of the several critters layin' round! MARIO: yeah you got that right my dude, promise i wont get bit, now please show me round here, or else i swear i'll take a-! Sheriff: woahhhhhhhh, there's no need to get feisty the bar fight is right over there, ok my friend-do! MARIO: wait crap we passed part 8 so we gotta end this battle right here! Sheriff: dangggggg, i was lookin forward to that beat drop! MARIO: hmmmm what now? LANCER: there is only one thing we can do. MARIO: and whats that lancer? LANCER: leak part 10, JEvil HIT IT!! JEvil: 3 2 1 GO! (Mogus style) MARIO: yeah i guess this one works to, i question you! LUIGI: it was him! LANCER: i saw JEvil in electrical! JEvil: i was doing my tasks! MARIO: well i heard the vent rumble, saw something green! LUIGI: that means me, wait i didnt do it though, its totally feck sand bro! Feck sand: how'sit me im in the medbay, hitting the nae nae! INKY SAND: i saw that! MARIO: im gonna blame luigi, BECAUSE WHY NOT MY DUDE! Swap Sand: im dead and somehow eating bread, inside the meds, on a bed! MARIO: yeah ok lets go beat up gasting er! Gasting er: and they lived happily ever after! Sand from underman: what was that last part again? Gasting er, uhhh lets see here "lets go beat up gasting er"...... uhhh well its just a story! MARIO: COME HERE PRETTY BOY!!! Gasting er: TO BE CONTINUEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!! ???: should i do it or should you? Future mario: how would i know im in the pico week! ???: well you know wayyy more than mario! Future mario: ok but mario's brain is the size of a peanut! ???: you know what... *ACTION*

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MARIO: weren't we supposed to go on a plane? LANCER: yeah but i signed us up for a spaceship by accident, its called, the skled! JEvil: hm cool! ???: heh heh heh, newcomers aye? MARIO: i remember that voice! LUIGI: me to! DT: its your old pal, toad, detective toad now, just call me DT, heh. MARIO: nice to see you again toad! DT: you to! *gamestart* ???: what about me :(! DT: oh yeah toadette ran along with me! toadette: THANK YOU! ???: what about us!! DT: almost forgot that blue toad, yelllow toad, and rainbow toad followed along! MARIO: whyyyyyyy *crewmate* DT: hm...intresting. MARIO: what is it toad?
DT: hold up im tracking everyones position, JEvil and LANCER heading right, blue toad and yellow toad heading left, me and toadette heading down, mario and luigi following JEvil and LANCER. JEvil: hmmm...lets go to electrical! LANCER: OK! MARIO: me and luigi will be in storage! LUIGI: we will? *meanwhile* blue toad: we forgot rainbow toad! yellow toad: we did? blue toad: yes we did, HOW ARE WE  GONNA FIND HIM! yellow toad: HE COULD BE ANYWHERE AROUND THE SHIP! rainbow toad: hi guys! blue toad: YAY! *meanwhile* toadette: buzz kill. DT: no u! toadette: ok! *meanwhile* JEvil: ahhh all that tasking has tired me up! LANCER: dude you only did 1 task. JEvil: dont question me. LANCER: so when is something gonna happen. JEvil: i dont know but im gonna do my download task. LANCER: AHHHHHHHH!!! JEvil: huh lancer, meh i will check when im done with my task. *meanwhile* MARIO: I HEARD LANCER SCREAM!! LUIGI: then we'ed better go check on him! *they run into electrical* MARIO: *GASP*! JEvil: ew who gasped? MARIO: Bruh. JEVIL: what *looks down* uhhhhhh *looks at lancer* Uhhhhhhhhhhh *looks at mario and luigi* UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- yeah i got nothing. *JEvil was not the impostor* LUIGI: oh well our loss. MARIO: how are we gonna do all of our tasks we have soooooo many! LUIGI: MONTAGE!!! MARIO: NO, WE NEED TO MAKE THIS PART NICEEEE AND LONGGG, WE OVERDID THE LAST PART SO WE GOTTA COMPETE WITH PART 9 NOW! LUIGI: so how do we make aman gus epic? DT: LIKE THIS *sticks hands in the floor and two arm shaped vines come out of the ground* HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!! MARIO: OH GOD GET TO THE ESCAPE PODS! *meanwhile* JEvil: sooooooo, do they expect me to die up here, *bumps into the skeld* ow, wait did i just somehow find storage, *the entire wall breaks* WOAH, looks like JEvil is back in the game! MARIO: OK THE SHIP IS FALLING APART! LUIGI: AHHH *grabs lancers body* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MARIO: I NEED TO GET TO THOSE PODS NOW! DT: *makes a vine cage around mario* heh heh heh, did you ever wonder why i could use thee vines to my advantage? MARIO: yes! DT:  heh, you really dont remember your old friend, its me, flower boi, flower boi the flower, let me teach you how things work up here, see that below you, thats your SOUL, wanna know how to make it grow bigger? MARIO: GET TO THE POINT FLOWER BOI! Flower boi: well, basically, its kill them before you get funny fortnight flossed locked in the back of electrical! JEvil: *whispers to himself* C'mon JEvil think of a wise crack, hnnnnnng *poops* oops, *changes diaper* I GOT IT! MARIO: ugh where is an epic battle when i need one. JEvil: its a beautiful day up here in space, aliens are smiling, crewmates are dying, on days like these impostor's like you, SHOULD BE RUNNING THE GATEWAY TO HELL *sprays weed killer*! Flower boi y'know basically i already am a demon so i just dont feel like dying that much. JEvil: oh yeah uhhhh...PLAN B! (The [lol no part 11 leaks today!] breaks through the wall then misses mario and lands on earth and then...you know the rest* MARIO: lol i have the mind-span of a galvins pre-brain, there's no way i can rebuild the a knockoff [again leaks] with different [this counts as a leak] than [mario your a total leak show]! LUIGI: *kicks flower boi* noob! flower boi: ow my head! MARIO: *sneaks out of cage and makes the cage into a gun* im the clay master *runs away*! flower boi: UGH I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS, MARIO IS GETTING AWAY! *Meanwhile*  MARIO: huff...puff. O.G: need some help? MARIO: O.G!!! O.G: thats right, oh and also, those we're some pretty tight bars for a boy whos simping for a...ugly boring little teenager that wears her moms clothes ha, heh heh heh. JEvil: 3 2 1 AHHHHHHHHHHHH! flower boi: ahem.. 3 2 1 GO! (Guns Style) O.G: so my dude, you really thought i friended you, well let me tell you somthing about me i only give my trust to worthy's! MARIO: Wait so it, was all just a stupid trick to make me hit the road, ok well then, this time i will make your head explode! O.G: HAAAA, OH MY GOD,  its like you never took your science classes, its alot more than that, did you even know that there's more impostors! MARIO: wait, hol up what, do you mean by there is more impostor's, your really making me think, that you of course just might be one of them! O.G: this will be a mouthfull but im with it, has straight bars its fast and furious. MARIO: Say. O.G: i will get to it in MARIO: IT! O.G: Second, so dude just calm down! MARIO: OH MY GOD JUST EXPLAIN IT TO ME I HAVE NO TIME FOR DUMB OBJECTIONS I AM TRYING TO FIND AN ESCAPE AS YOU SPIT BARS AND MENTION DUMB CAPES! O.G: DUDE CHILL OUT ITS ALMOST COMING I JUST NEED TO WAIT THE RIGHT TIME SO I CAN OVERCOME YOU WITH RHYMES SO JUST WAIT! MARIO: ok fine but. O.G: WHAT! MARIO: when will the time be right for you will there have to be a dumb cue a stupid piece of suspense or two WELL IM RAPPING HERE WAITING FOR YOU! O.G: think that it is in our next note barrage, so if you just wait let me do my capes you can leave alive, and catch that device that you call. MARIO: i just did the calculations, and there is no explaining, there are no more people left to befriend, your the only one remaining.O.G: maybe if you get out my face, then i can go back to pouting i can't stand the humiliation of being beat by a fool! MARIO: there is no such thing as maybe in my book, so just get to talkin right now or you can go straight to get steppin! O.G: this was a decoy, just a stupid dumb trick by flower boi, just to make all of your power deploy, he really takes you for a dumb toy, hey dude what is soy, is it short for a stupid boy, do you like alloy, is there a word called coy, blah blah blah blah is that enough for the ploy bro! flower boi: HOL UP! MARIO: what?
flower boi: O.G COMMITED A FOUL BY TELLING MARIO MY PLAN SO I GUESS MARIO WINS!!! MARIO: YES! *M.A.R.I.O ENABLED* M.A.R.I.O: hello, i am MAMA ATE ROTTEN INTERGALACTIC OATMEAL your virtual assistant, or for short M.A.R.I.O, i will freeze the [leak] in mid-air and erase all memory of it for the sake of part 11, kk? MARIO: gotcha! M.A.R.I.O: in the meantime you should....'nt fix the engines, for the sake of part 11! MARIO: got it, so when does the memory wiping start, when i freeze the ship in time and space. MARIO: and when will you do that? M.A.R.I.O: 3, 2, 1, *freeze's ship and wipes all memory of the [no action creator, not even you can leak.]* MARIO: *Talks into walkie talkie* ok back to plan pod *stops talking to walkie talkie* imma go to cafe, M.A.R.I.O: hey hey hey, i know what your thinking mario: but not on my watch, i have locked the cafe due to there being escape pods in there, and i know mario is gonna try to escape instead of whats supposed to happen! MARIO: how do you know whats supposed to happen tho? M.A.R.I.O: EJECTING FLOWER BOI, *ejects flower boi*! flower boi: wait what already? *flower boi was the impasta, i could go for some pasta rn, one imposter remaining, ITALY HERE I COME! M.A.R.I.O: ok so uhhhhh, mario we need action, do something! MARIO: no. M.A.R.I.O: what?  MARIO: the ship is frozen, there's nothing we can do but find an intergalactic timeline and/or au traveler and collect alternate universe's of me. M.A.R.I.O: GENIUS, wait but that would be to "i'm gonna set you on a whole different quest" kinda thang. MARIO: ok then lets do a chillax montage! M.A.R.I.O: we have to much time for a montage, just straight up chillax. MARIO: OK! M.A.R.I.O: ENABLING FUNSHIP MODE! MARIO: OH YEAH! LUIGI: *brings lancer bak to life in the fun hospital* deal with it, *puts on the deal with it glasses*! MARIO: *goes in the time machine back to part 5* [you know how that turned out]  *comes back from part 5* hmmm, that gives me an idea! *meanwhile* JEVIL: number one victory royale, yeah fortnight we bout to get down (get down) *vine zooms over JEvils head when he gets down* ten kills on the board right now, just wiped tomato town, *vine comes out of the floor where JEvil was standing before he moved the wipe the window* my just got downed, i revived him south bound, *vine come out of the wall and tries to hit JEvil: before he heads south to do his tasks* now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map go to the mark sheet *vine comes from the roof and tries to hit JEvil before he goes to the emergency meeting*!  MARIO: guys lets sing i see a dreamer! JEvil: ok. LANCER: HIT IT! JEvil: 3 2 1 GO! (I See A Dreamer Style) MARIO: as the wind whips round i take a breath for victory. JEvil: wanna play tag or wave your white flag! LUIGI: cuz you'll never touch me! MARIO: king of hearts all in. JEvil: all in. LANCER: its not a sin to wanna win! M.A.R.I.O: sin to wanna win! LUIGI: cant see me, flying like a bee black and yellow energy, only me on my team, NATURALLY! JEvil: OHHHHHH! MARIO: i see a dreamer over there by the water, but i got no, but i got no, kakorrhaphiophobia! LUIGI: I see a dreamer and he's ripe for the slaughter, bur i got no, but i got no, kakorrhaphiophobia! MARIO: ok this is boring, M.A.R.I.O, how close are we to the next part? M.A.R.I.O: wayyy more sentences than 20. MARIO: awwww mannn! Jabob bones: i have a task for you...mario. MARIO: sooo you gonna tell us what thee task is? Jabob bones: ofc not, im gonna wait untill part 11!  MARIO: okay then lets just keep singing then. JEvil: 3 2 1 RESUME! (i see a dreamer style) MARIO: i hear battalions sing of my demise, but i dont know the words. LUIGI: im on a road of my own making on a journey no returning. LANCER: woah ohhh woah oh, thats how it goes! JEvil:  they've drawn the battle line, and i see fire in their eyes! LUIGI: na na na na na na. MARIO: im better off not listening. LUIGI: na na na na na na. MARIO: I'VE GOT MY OWN SONG TO SING! LANCER: flying like a bee, black and yellow energy, only me on my team, NATURALLY, OHHH! JEvil: i see a dreamer over there by the water. MARIO: but i got no, but i got no, kakorrhaphiophobia. LANCER: i see a dreamer and he's ripe for the slaughter. MARIO: but i got no, but i got no kakorrhaphiophobia! LUIGI: my boat is full, why dont you swim? LANCER: enjoy my fortress, i'll be right in. JEvil: i stare a hole, into dangers soul. MARIO: we all know, I CAN DO THIS EYES CLOSED!!! LUIGI: i refuse to fail. MARIO :so heed this cautionary tale. LANCER: you've got dragons my little friend. JEvil: you'll counqer them in the end!  MARIO: SHUT UP!!! JEvil: whatt why? MARIO: we are almost to part 11, lest just go beat up gasting er, leak part 11 and boom, we can go! gasting er: why me. MARIO: BECAUSE YES!! (lazy) MARIO: time for the leak. JEvil: 3 2 1 GO (bird dance style) MARIO: yeah its time to party bro. LUIGI: get your hats and play things yo. JEvil: we're gonna put on a show! MARIO: yuh huh yeah, DJ MARIO! JEvil: is that enough? MARIO: nope, set the portals lets epic the crap outta these last few million sentences! JEvil: UNPAUSE THE SHIP, WE'RE GOING DOWN!! M.A.R.I.O: anddd there goes the original idea for part 11 *takes off freeze time* oh my *sighs* here we GOOOOOO!!! MARIO: oH nO iM sTuCK iN FoRTNigHt! LUIGI: shut up we've been off-coursed, we're going to nevada, oh no. MARIO: we gotta beat up gasting er again, we did it to early last time! Gasting er: AND THEY LIVED *inhales deeply* HAPPILY EVER *takes a deep breathe* AFTER!!! Sand from underman: deez nuts. Gasting er: what? MARIO: HEY SISTAS! gasting er: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MARIO: bruh. sand from underman: the fitness gram pacer test is a multi-YEETUSSSS!! MARIO: lets gooooooooooooo! LUIGI: COME HERE BOI! Gasting er: nope. LANCER: WE TIRED OF PLAYING YOU, TODAY YO GON DIE, *pulls out a gun* SAY GOODNIGHT, *shoots* ha ha, gottem! *ACTION*

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Dying Mario Sans (part 11) madness in the flesh

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MARIO: oh my god we crashed. Tiky: hi im tiky. MARIO: hi tiky. grunty: hi im grunty and these are my 195,780,548,982,189 brothers and sisters. frank: hi im frank k fimblewon! MARIO: ok. tiky: lets rap battle. MARIO: ok, im pretty good at this now. JEvil: 3 2 1 GO! (improbable outset style) Tiky: HA YOU, THINK YA, CAN WALK IN HERE DEATH FREE!? MARIO: what the...heck dude, i thought we were buddies? tiky: HA, WELL YOU WERE WRONG, IM A CLOWN IM FUNNY! MARIO: well i'd better go, before things get bloody! Tiky: NO YOUR NOT LEAVING I'M GONNA KILL YOU BEFORE YOU GET THE EXCITEMENT OF GOING HOME MY FRIEND! MARIO: what the heck dude im just trying to visit but you dont want me to leave i dont get that can ya please explain? tiky: SHUT UP BRO IM IN THE FLOW YOUR GONNA DIE, SO AND SO, JUST BE QUIET AND GO WITH IT! MARIO: ha ha ha ha, such a joker  your so funny you need to start a circus and you'll be putting on stuff! tiky: SHUT. MARIO: ha ha ha ha! tiky: UP BRO MARIO: that would would be so. BOTH: FREAKING! tiky: awsome! BOTH: yeah i know right! tiky: ha, ha. MARIO: its so cool bro! BOTH: ha hahahahaha! tiky: y'know your cool, but i, still have to kill you ya know, what i mean? MARIO: are you, kidding, i just gave you a, splitting, point my dude! tiky: no shut up dude on this planet people die with guns and swords, and many types of weapons, so on so forth! MARIO: what about knifes and teeth, some madness- tiky: SHUT! MARIO: why? tiky: because, i have to ask you a question. MARIO: what? tiky: the question is, does it fart *beep* the question is, WANNA SPRITE CRANBERRY *barfs sprite cranberry into the air* YOU DO NOT KILL CLOWN. tikydemon: CLOWN KILLS YOU *screams*!!! MARIO: Zoinks! tikydemon: shut up and DIE!! MARIO: AHHHHHH!!! tikydemon: *attempts to squish mario* HA  HA hA!! Frank: dont worry i wont help you stupid guy! sansford: haha die die die *hits tiky* haha! tikydemon: NO, IM GOING TO RAP BATTLE!! JEvil: 3 2 1 HELP!! (HellClown style) tikydemon: YOUUUUUU STINKKKKKK YOUUUUU SUCKKKKKK, I HATE YOU, YOUR SUCH A LITTLE GUY YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME STUPID BOY! MARIO: holy, crap your slightly, bigger than you just were, but i guess thats irony! tikydemon: IM NOT THAT SHORT, IM SUPER COOL, YOU WILL REMEMBER MY NAME AS TIKY! MARIO: i mean, what if i dont, even recognize you in the future man! tikydemon: HA HA HA HA HA HA YOUR SO DUMB AS DUMB AS MY PA, DONT STAND A CHANCE YOUR JUGGLE HANDS! MARIO: shut. tikydemon: ok! *in reality* MARIO: shut. tikydemon: no *crushes mario* eek! MARIO: WAIT! tikydemon: what u want. MARIO: i want ur mom, HAHAHAHAHA! tikydemon: *screams in agony* ZOINKS BRUTHER! ex tiky: *loads gun* sing. MARIO: ok. JEvil: 3 2 1 GO! (expurgation style) Ex tiky: HA YOU THINK YOU GOT, RID OF ME WELLS UR ALWAYS WRONG! MARIO: hey remember when i said that i wanted ur mom. Ex tiky: CAN YOU SHUT UP DUDE, I THINK WE'RE PAST THAT STUPID MEME! MARIO: we will never be, that meme fills my sad heart will glee! Ex tiky: THATSSSSS, WHY I WANT IT OVER! MARIO: immmmmm, just a stupid troller. Ex tiky: I WILL PUT YOU IN THE DEEPEST GRAVE THAT I POSSIBLY CAN STUPID! (marios part is sung WHILE tiky is saying "POSSIBLY CAN STUPID") MARIO: i am cool you are drool i am gonna drink a pool! (im WAY to lazy to do this next turn so lets just skip to when tiky says "FRANKKKKKK") ex tiky: DID TO! MARIO: DID NOT! Ex tiky: DID TO! MARIO: DID NOT! Ex tiky: DID TO! MARIO: DID NOT! Ex tiky: DID TO! MARIO: DID NOT! BOTH: IM GONNA CALL OUT TO OUR FRIEND, FRANKKKKKKKKK! mario: oh my god the capitalism of my name! Ex tiky: ha ha! mario: *loads gun* what have you done *shoots* hha! Ex tiky: AHHHHHHHHH!! MARIO: capital m a r i o. pixiltale sans: take a nugget u fat man *gives nugget* u are fat! MARIO: i thought u died *shoots* ok well if you weren't dead before you probably are now. O.G: you literally never killed me, but this time around, im gonna kill YOU! MARIO: sooo are you gonna shoot me orrrr. O.G: well there are 195,780,548,982,189 gruntys charging at us, so im gonna shoot you *shoots but shot is blocked because a grunty was thrown in the way meaning there is now 195,780,548,982,188 gruntys* oh no! FUTURE MARIO: im back and im fully capitalized! MARIO: what are you doing here! FUTURE MARIO: savin your bacon! JEvil: 3 2 1 AWESOME! (stress style) O.G: you are so stupid to think that you will ever, get rid of me well to that idea i will say nuh uh never! pinkdosentslay: (supposed to be graystillplaysYT) STOP URINATING ON MY FLOORS! O.G: what the heck. pinkdosentslay: *shoots O.G* stahp it! meta knight: you have a fat mother. tiky: clown is dj timmeh ,zxkjh md xncdbkjleimndcmnl,m,mlodelofrhkhdehcmrfjbuvfbrtvtvchvyv bhyrfnbvghyjvgfnbvgtgbrhy7tyuhjgf bhfc vhb  vn (dj tiky) x,mud n imxs8urekofihrhjgydjkjft5jmdynbhtf5rhjrdtfdhnfn fd ufjutdrrfnexjcnfnhjnefiuuyzrejmcmjfvmgkmitfjygyjgtygjkdgtgzk yayayyayayayayaaayayayayayayayayayayatayayata5aratsaayayatre8vidvkfdkbguedbmfkgfkgrkjhgjfjfjghgfjfrkgkfjfjtndmfjttktkmtgkfkfme,ffkfjgjyutryedfchjyedkgkfkrkwkhftgikkgjgnujyruthuuuuuuut6yeeeeyhygyyyhgygthyyyyyyyyyygyhthyyhytggyythggggggggyyyhybg6tyhyygyttyggthyggyythgygythyyghhjjjjjjjuuuuiiiiiiiiiioppppppppppppppppppppp;lokijuhgyftdreklp;p;pp[;plkhf4ddedddddddwwwwwwwwwwwfgghhhhhhhhhkkkkkkknnnnnnh5bafbhhhhhhuuuuuuukuuuuyjiu,utktkyyhtttkkkkkkkkkkttttttttttttttttnbeeeeeejkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjjjjtttttttttttyhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and stuff! frank: OH MY GOD SHUT UP *shoots tiky* im going to jam to expurgation remix by kamex free on spotify! EVERYBODY: *vibes to expurgation remix by kamex free on spotify* WOOOOOO!! all the 195,780,548,982,188 gruntys: vibe time *vibing to expurgation remix by kamex free on spotify* DANCE PRETTY BOI! frank:  lets vibe to improbable outset remix also by kamex and also free! EVERYBODY + 195,780,548,982,188 GRUNTYS: oh yeah *vibing to improbable outset remix also by kamex and also free* OH YEAH!!! MARIO: WE HAVE TO SAVE TIKY! tiky: augh augh, call an amblulance call and ambulance *pulls out a gun* but not for me *shoots frank*! Frank: ohhhh my god *takes a S%@&* REEEEEEEEE!!! mario: *bad time quadrio intensifies* what did you just say? *who me?* MARIO: YEAH YOU! *uhhh im just the actions indicator.* mario: bud, this is a kid friendly channel, and if you dont roll with that *bad time eye flashes* dude seriously. *its my job to indicate actions, and that was epik!* mario: fine go on then, ahem, bud, this is a kid friendly channel, and if you dont roll with that *bad time eye flashes* your gonna have. MARIO, JEvil, LANCER, LUIGI: A BAD TIME x4! *its honestly the worst time to be human, *turns into human* hi!* MARIO: woah, wth! A.I: sup, names action indicator, and you cant spell indicator without  i n d i c a t o r! MARIO: GUYS THIS MAN ON YOUTUBE READ OUR STORYS AND THEN HE GETS A MILLION OF SUBS AND VIEWS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iik25wqIuFo heh! M.A.R.I.O: i hate you guys. MARIO: you should, stupid! A.I: *sings casonova* im summoning the demons from the deepest pits of hell! *hand comes out of the ground* skeletiky: i told you already...*other hand comes out the ground* you do not kill clown...*fire crown pops out of the ground* CLOWN KILLS YOU! JEvil: 3 2 1 *gets smooshed* AH! Future mario: GO! (Custom style) giant tiky: youuuuu willllll dieeeeeee sonnnnnnnnn! MARIO: iiiiiii willlll surrrrrrviveeeee! Future mario: *BANG*! skeletiky: ha you think ya can GET in this hellhole! BOTH: SURVIVING BOTH ALIVE AND DYING! SKELETIKY: HA HA HA LITTLE MAN YOUR OUTTA LUCK MOST PEOPLE COME IN HERE NOT GIVING A- MARIO: shout, in the slightest, i'll always be fighting, yeah! Future mario: *makes a steady beat with gun shots* BOTH: its no hope, yeah life is a cycle neither of us try to trifle with its stupid gimmicks, always some more mechanics, so annoying what do you think that im employing when i say, END MY/YOUR LIFE, ON THIS/ANY DAY! *meanwhile* grunty #155,720,528,981,128: why do you have a knife at the end of your glo- *gets stabs* uhh *ahem* REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!  *back at the battle* MARIO: yo im bout to beat yo pipachine butt boi! SKele tiky: nooooo, haaaa haaaa!!!! MARIO: THIS, IS, NEVADA! *meanwhile* grunty #435,634: *sings* whoopity doop, my name is dan, and i have short attention spa- *dies* ???: heh heh heh. Grunty #6,401,492: *sings* its a beautiful day to be shooting crooks, the birds are singing in the babbling broo- *also ded* ???: *sings* its a wonderful time to be making rhymes, stabbing gruntys left and right! *back at the battle* MARIO: ur trash kid *is playing fortnight with the skeleton kids* CRACKED HIS SHEILD BRO HES 1 SHOT YO HE 1 SHOT MY GUY IS CRANKING 90'S AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *gets sucked into a time machine to the 90's* OMG HES CRANKING 15,000'S BRO AHHHHHHHH *gets sucked back to 2021* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE IS CRRRRRRACKED MY GUY RUN RUN BRO MY GUY HAS LIKE 15 DIFFRENT A.R'S IN HIS INVENTORY BRO WHAT THE FREAK HE HAS LIKE 5 HUNDRED SHOTGUNS BRO WHAT THE HELL DUDE HOW MANY MEDKITS DOES THIS MAN HAVE BRO RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, "IT'LL BE EASY" THEY SAID "UR TRASH KID" THEY SAID "FORTNIGHTS AWESOME" THEY SAID!!! Sand from underman: bro calm down its just a game. MARIO: The phrase “it's just a game” is such a weak mindset, You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft, When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice, There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle. Sand from underman: why are you doing this. MARIO: The phrase “why are you doing this” is such a weak mindset, You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft, When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice, There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle. Sand from underman: i hate you. MARIO: The phrase “i hate you” is such a weak mindse- Sand from underman: OK OK I GET IT "The phrase “it's just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice. There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle" JESUS CHRIST, SHUT UP MARIO!! MARIO: "ITS JUST A GAME" THEY SAID! Feck sand: dude calm down its just a- SAND FROM ANGRYMAN: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU FINISH THAT SENTENCE IM GONNA STAB YOU IN YOUR FIGURITIVE BUTT AND THROW YOUR BONES INSIDE OF A MEAT GRINDER! Feck: as i was saying, its just a game *echos*! MARIO: The phrase “it's just a game” is such a weak mindset, You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice, There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle The phrase “it's just a game” is such a weak mindset, You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice, There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle The phrase “it's just a game” is such a weak mindset, You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft, When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice, There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle The phrase “it's just a game” is such a weak mindset, You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice, There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle The phrase “it's just a game” is such a weak mindset, You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft, When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice. There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle The phrase “it's just a game” is such a weak mindset, You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft, When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice, There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle. Sand from underman: welp, im deleting fortnight. MARIO: dude calm down its just a game. Sand From underman: The phrase “it's just a game” is such a weak mindset, You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft, When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice, There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle. MARIO: is life over yet. INKY SAND: well your a 9 year old plumber and your immortal so in about a sideways eights years life will be done. MARIO: thats like, in 9/10/21. INKY SAND: wha...no you idiot it means you'll live forever, you cant die you quarter-wit! MARIO: oh yeah, welp *slaps dust off of hands* thats the end of that chapter, literally since part 11 is done we are onto chapter 2, or, as the devs call is DYING MARIO SANS SEASON 2  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iik25wqIuFo *ACTION*

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MARIO: wait...were we supposed to play gorrila tag or rec room? JEvil: why not both? M.A.R.I.O: BECAUSE "both" IS AN EXCEEDINGLY WASTE OF TIME YOU IDIOTS! MARIO: well your "exceedingly" loud screaming made our text brighter! JEvil: well, like a wise man always said, B A C T E R I A! Ron: guess what. MARIO: what the heck, are we back in friday night floppin? Ron: shut up...also, mabye. MARIO: what do you want? Ron: 3 2 1 GO! (Ron Style) Bob: this is a CERTIFIED! Ron: yo whats up my name is RON (BRUH) kid ur trash bro what are u on, cant, leave this game untill, ya beat me, we can rap 'till dawn! MARIO: bro the heck i wanna LEAVE (OHHH) not trying to die to an exceed, i think, i was  supposed to play, gorrila tag but now. Ron: i get ya but i am a meme, not everything is as it seems, im trying to block your passing, im gonna practice my planning! ???: hey guys its me doge! MARIO: ok i guess let get out of here! Ron: what. Run Bob: no, your not going anywhere, RUN! Ron: 3 2 1 BRUH (RUN STYLE) Run bob: your not leaving the world is exploding, falling apart and everyone gives farts, you'd better learn some martial arts, nothing is here forever you dart! MARIO: what. Run Bob: why aren't you fleeing, your energy's depleting, you look so stupid right now, why are you not seeing! MARIO: uhhh, why the heck...you kinda look like drem dude. Run Bob: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SH- *gets stabs* AH! Doge: anyhow, my name is doge, nice to meet you. Ron: welp ok i guess we're leaving, ANTON! (anton is the knockoff version of the creator since the creators name is ashton, hes also the replacment for little man) Anton: what do you want. Ron: i want that thing dead! Anton: tell little man to do it, isn't he like...an amazing super assasin? (did i say replacement? i meant cousin) little man: no im ur mom. Anton: *stomps on little man* welp *shoots doge* we've solved 2 of our problems ron. MARIO: what about me? Anton: just leave the game. MARIO: what?
Anton: oh my god, you dont know yet? MARIO: know what, what do you mean? Anton: your pixiltale's cousin you idiot, thats why you can spawn him whenever you want, he also has a brother named mr. withered, i guess we can summon him. MARIO: 1 WHAT,  2 WHAT, 3 WHERE DID ALL OF THIS INFO COME FROM, 4 WHAT?! mr. withered: blah blah blah, cut to the chase nitwit! MARIO: welp. (maribro has left the server) *in gorrila tag* MARIO: i dont wanna play this game, who did this? (pbbvhunter2 is my gorrila tag account) pbbvhunter2: look buddy dont question why a bunch of gay gorrilas are playing tag in a canyon/city/forest/cave dude, none of us know. MARIO: oh my god, IS THAT A FLYING MONKEY! pbbvhunter2: WHERE *turns around* (maribro has left the server) pbbvhunter2: where'd he go? MARIO: welp, time for rec room, whats this game? (mario is in mario 64) MARIO: wait...i know this place anywhere... memory wario: *hits mario with bat* stop it! memory mario: MAMAMMAMAMMAMMAMAMA!!! memory waluigi: its earth worm sally, carrying diseases from florda to cali, florda to cali! (maribro has left the server) MARIO: wow...this is...amazing! memory JEvil: i can do anything! memory LANCER: haha noobs, you will never have a bike as cool as mine! (maribro has left the server) memory SUSie: DEVILSKNIFE! KING: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! INKY SAND: hey uhhh, can you let me out of here? (maribro has left the server) parth renegader: luke, i am your FATHER! luke: what? MARIO: what? (maribro has left the server) memory jon cena: fat man fight me in the ring! MARIO: isn't this the part when- (maribro has disconnected) MARIO: AHHHHH, WHAT THE HECK WHY AM I IN THE VOID?! gasting er: you have beaten me up 1 2 i dont have that much fingers many times mario...now you will DIE! MARIO: SUSie, KILL HIM! gasting er: what? MARIO: huh, wait (flashback) Flashback anton: your pixiltales cousin you idiot, you can spawn him whenever you want! Flashback ron: ron fact, did you know mario can do anything pixiltale can do, that means teleport, go into a super sain, spawn his allies ("spawn his allies" echos in marios head) MARIO: HE IS KING FROM DELTACOOL! SUSie: *spawns* you have friends mario, never be afraid to call out to them *DEVILSKNIFE* DIE!! MARIO: HELP IM BEING ATTACKED! LUIGI: your brothers here for you mario, *throws a bunch of wrenches at gasting er* i got ya! MARIO: THIS IS A CERTIFIED! RON: HOOOOOOD CLASSIC *destroys gasting er with memes* I GOTCHU HOMIE! MARIO: ELP ME! JEvil: HAVE NO FEAR THE DIVINE DUO IS HERE *uses final chaos on gasting er* HAHA! LANCER: SPADES, ACES, DIAMONDS, AND CLUBS, WHAT CARD IS WITHIN VICTORY *throws a bunch of cards at gasting er* ITS KINDA LIKE A GUESSING GAME BUT IT IS! MARIO: KAAAAA MEEEEE *charges ultimate move* HAAAAA MEEEEE (friendship +193857734542754523) EVERYONE: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! GASTING ER: NO NO NO NO NOOOO *gets hit* (friendship -666) AHHHH *dies in a cool way* AH! Ron: HEY THATS MY THING! MARIO: yeah, its our  thing now :). Ron: no its my thin- (Ron has been kicked from the server) MARIO: lets go to mcdonalds. JEvil: but the part is not over yet! MARIO: wait really *looks at the part chart* oh. (maribro has left the server) JEvil: wat the flipping potato kung-fu? Bob: i hate that kind of kung-fu. JEvil: how did you even get here, wait... (the server has been shut down) MARIO: i guess season 2 has some major changes, like how the set is forever stuck in nevada. anton: hey remember that part when you were playing mineblock? MARIO: wait...remember that part when i "died"? Anton: no i dont remember that part. MARIO: mabye a song will remind you! Bob: 3 2 1 GO! (ron in the ocean style) Bob: THIS IS A CERTIFIED! Ron: what do you know about rolling down in the deep when there's pretty cups out with the white smiley freak, you gotta play my coolness in slow motion yeah I be a man just chilling out (in a cool way) in the ocean yeah. whatttttttt youuuuuuuuu knowwwwwwwww about, rollin down in the deep (GRAVE NOISE) my coolness and fire going steep again with the stupid, smiley white looking freakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, play my coolness in slow motion, feel like im swimming in the ocean yeah, innnnnnnn theeeeeee oceeeeeeannnnnnnn what u know about rollin (fart) down underground, when you brang that stupid roblox game, and a developer named OCROWNED, justtttttt telllllll meeeeeee,what you know about rollin, down in the deep, with this hood classic this song ends with a loud (BEEP BEEP, CLASSIC)! MARIO: wha- *shoots ron* now 4 of our problems are solved! Anton: what. Run bob: your not leaving the world is exploding, falling apart and everyone gives farts, you'd better learn some martial arts, nothing is here forever you dart! MARIO: what. Run Bob: why aren't you fleeing, your energy's depleting, you look so stupid right now, why are you not se- *gets shot* seeing *dies* oof! MARIO: make that 5. Ded Ron: 3 2 1 GO! 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Ron: ok! (in reality) Ron: *pulls out a gun* I THINK I HAVE  A...what do u call it, W E A P O N ! MARIO: YABBA DABBA D- (DMS HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN DUE TO C O P Y R I G H T) *at desingin story HQ* *alarms blaring* Anton: WHAT DID MARIO DO! Pixiltale sans: fhrgghggjwregtrgwej (whatever he did we can try to disable it before its to late!) Mr. withered: pixil is right, get the orb, we gotta go to fortnight, lets check on the zero point and save reality! *in fortnight* Anton: *spawns in the air* OH MY GOD! Mr. withered: is that a crashing alien ufo? Pixiltale sans: rtgghrtdxvyrtsbyet (i dont know but i do know that we need to find the zero point!) Jabob bones: THANK GOD YOU GUYS ARE HERE, that stunt i pulled betraying mr.withered productions made a mark, but if its the zero point you want, then its the zero point you'll get *points to the mothership* come on! Anton: is that abductor coming to hit us- *everyone gets hit by the abductor* AHHH!! *on the island* Jabob bones: if we wanna get up there we're gonna need the best of the best! (dy1ng_mari0_s4ns has joined) ((dms is THE creator, just the spirit of dms itself)) dms: s6rvers 4re shut d0wn, WH4T H4PP6ND? Jabob bones: mario screwed with something, it caused COPYRIGHT CONUNDRUM to go into action, we need to get in the mothership quickly, so we can get that zero point and stabilize it before the internet is DESTROYED! DMS: huh, w6 g0t a c0de cc 4ye, 1 have an id6a, its not guaranteed to work though. (Pesadio has joined the server) Pesadio: what? DMS: my s6rvers 4re down, m4rio caus6d cc t0 h4pp6n! Pesadio: THATS IMPOSSIBLE, we made sure cc would never happen! *back with mario* MARIO: we can handle this, we've never died before, friends are our everything, RIGHT GUYS! JEvil: its just not the same. MARIO: what? lancer: he's right, what happened to the old dms, bad grammar, characteristics, only true O.G's remember back when we used the block padlet. luigi: yeah, and when things were wacky, what happened to the old days? MARIO: the accidental transport. luigi: what? MARIO: THE ACCIDENTAL TRANSPORT! JEvil: what does that mean? MARIO: THATS IT, IT WASNT AN ACCIDENT, IT WAS A SIGNAL! LANCER: huh? MARIO: i have to go save reality! (maribro has left the server) *back in fortnight* MARIO: i need to restore the balance! Mr. withered: just in time, kinda *points at trat us with the zero point above him* lets hurry? TRAT US: what did happen to the old days, IDK, WHO CARES, SCREW THE OLD DAYS, MAKE MORE NEW, HAHAHAHAHHAHHA! Pesadio: what are you a super villain from the 1920's, is this your plan to "take over the world, mwahhahaha" hahahha! TRAT US: thats it *tries to blow up the zero point* HHAHAH! (time freeze) mario: no, not now, if its all about friends, then mabye this will make them happy, mabye its best if this happens. DMS: no, you cant mario, remember, help your friends, dms will shut down, they will lose everything, and you will lose them, do the right thing, your a hero, act like one, you remember blacon? MARIO: yeah! DMS: on 3, 1 2 (time unfreeze) 3! MARIO: *pulls out blacon* GAHHHHHHH *is ALMOST to late* FOR FRIENDS!!!! TRAT US: huh *gets slashed* AHHHHH!! MARIO: *rewrites the story* and thats 6 *high fives anton* i have to go make it 7 real quick (maribro has left the server) MARIO: hey u guys the e want have the because hahaha! JEvil: what? LUIgi: is that...originality? MARIO: 7, 15, 5, what number mean? LAncer: i think it is! MARIO: wats a fingle nopner? LANCER: THE O.G MARIO IS BACK! MARIO: *whispers* and thats 7! *ACTION*

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Dying Mario Sans (P13 S2) roblock re-roll

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Dying Mario Sans (P13 S2) roblock re-roll

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MARIO: wow the roblock cooling chillll! JEvil: ikr. LANCER: im glad the thing back nromal. JEvil: you spell normal wong! LANCER: i now. JEviL: ACK...wait what happened to our text? MARIO: i got it! DMS: ATTENTION! MARIO: huh, uhhhh hmmm uhh hrmmmmm huuuuu grrrrr uhhhh! DMS: WE ARE GOING TO WAR WITH ANOTHER COMPANY, INTER.CO.NET IS IN DANGER! MARIO: hmmmmmmmm *sniff sniff* I SMELL PENNIES!! Null: SHIPS AHOY, DMS WILL STAND FOR "darn my spaghetti" IN A SECOND! *in the underground* paprus: lalalalala *grabs spaghetti out of microwave* lalala! Sand from underman: hey bro. paprus: wat u want? Sand from underman: that spaghetti gives me the creeps. paprus: dont you dare brother. sand from underman: i guess you can call it. paprus: NOOOO! Sand from underman: A CREEPY-PASTA! paprus: *throws spaghetti out the window* DARN MY SPAGHETTI! *back in the....upperground? Null: HAHAHAHHA, FIRE THE CANNONS! MARIO: oh no, out with the new, in with the old
(portal opens) MAMAMMAMAMAMAMAA MAMAMA!
Null: this is...epik! Ace: sup suckers! MARIO: WHO DA FRIG ARE ALL DEEZ NEW PEOPLE? Bob: deez nu- *ded* Cadance: *b l u s h e s* h- h- hi...im ca-cadance! MARIO: WHY, JUST WHY! Ron: look dude im a secret agent! *ron gets shot*
Don: heh, not anymore. Bob: oh my got! *bob gets killed*  Ace: yo yo yo was up my pig dude. MARIO: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!!! Bob: wanna see something unstraight? Ron: no. Bob: dad- Ron: NO I SAID NO!! Bob: -dy. Little man: lol lol lol lol lol funny screammmmm
Ron: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- the fitness gram pacer test is a multist- *does down animation* what *does up animation* WHAT THE FIGSNULCOPNER IS HAPPENING *down up down right left down up up down right* oooo *downnn* eeee *leftttt* what. JEvil: 3 2 1- AYO WHAT THE (Ron style) Ron: YO WASSUP I SAID AYO (AYO) RAPPING TILL THIS NIGHT GOES OUT BRO (maribro had left the server) MARIO: me am the cam bam lol. JEvil: nu ha. LANCER: this is soooooooooooo funny fat fart big poop haha...(please help me) LUIGI: we are roblock gamers bro!  BIGtimmy134: hi. LUIGI: hi. littleCharlotte4592: play funni games, make friends (littleCharllotte4592 is now your friend)
and also pay taxes. MARIO: AHHHHHHHHHHHH littleCharllotte4592:yes. <MARIO: no u *kills cutley* littleCharllotte4592:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mario:weres my spaghetti  meanwhile in another universe: mr.withered: ILL NEVER JOIN YOU!!1!!!!!!!11! cat boy.co: YOULL HAVE TO PAY YOUR TAXES!!  Mr.withered: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! cat boy.co: no seriously join us. Mr.withered: ok! (back with mario) MARIo: *grabs a gun* this is a funni little roblox game *goes on a killing spree* (PAUSE, if you dont know whats happening or your just stupid or have low memory. Mario is still wielding trat us' mythic sword, and the infection has gotten to him. there would have to be some demonic exorcist to seperate mario and trat us spirit, aka oiram (OY-RAM) causing mario's worst enemy to turn more evil then they already are and make an appearance in season 2 part 19 and nearly destroy mario forever, end the series and blow the world to ash to be the last person standing. But how could that happen? CHAPTER 2: bUt hOW CoULd ThAt HaPpEn? Mario: i will slaughta! comrade doggo: im gonna exorcise the oiram out of you! MARIO: ACKITY CHACKITY WOOOOOOO!!!1! comrade doggo: MAGIC BOOK GO *bgrnmfjrgurnfruysnfev Bo88* i've done it! Mario: nice. Null: hey dude i never left... *dies to death* Pon: god i want this part to end so uhhhhhhhhhhh pesadio do the thing where you gget corrupted by power yknow what iim saying? pesadio: what... (ship turns into a robot) Pon: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHA!!!! ready?? WALLOP!!!!!!! Mario: NOPE!!! thats part...14!!! not now ok so we have to uhhhh *sha punch* Pon: NOOOOOOO *ship breaks* i will get you Mario! MARIO: I've heard that 15 times this season! comrade doggo: i swear to god your mentally stoopid or something. MARIO: 18 times this season! *meanwhite* ??? except you know him: i feel...powerful-er...some kind of virus is surging through me.. OIRAM: not a virus... but a suriv (virus backwards)
time for a...victory royale.. HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! *back with the losers* MARIO: oh my god its arsenal from roblox! *pulls out the nine* im gonna do a funny! comrade doggo: holy snap Mario dont pull out the- wait didnt i cure you? MARIO: oh yeah... *SHA POW* comrade doggo: awwwww snap! *dies* bleh. MARIO: i forgot we have to wait until part 19... Bob: this part sucks DONGS! change it to part 15 for [hey wait whats my job again?] to show up! (bruh fine... part 15 hes gonna show up) tbh mario sucks do- *dies* MARIO: lets play doors from doors (maribro has joined) this game is cool! (JEV_thecoolest1234) has joined) JEvil: this is a lobby of four...we need 2 more people.. (Lance_r2722 has joined) Lancer: hi guys. MARIO: wait luigis dead so what do we do? (boser has joined) boser: hi. (DUN DUN DUNNNNN!) MARIO: your evil but i dont care so lets play! *door breaks through the door* Door: time to be shut! (everyone leaves)

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In my opinion, a hero is someone that can wield a weapon no one else can. someone that can get into an epik battle while replacing anime language with dutch because of low budget. someone that doesn't need powers or smarts to be a hero, just mild stupidity. someone that has companions and is set on a quest every time one ends, if you didn't catch on yet, this is an ad for dying Mario sans, PART 13!!!!
(coming soon to a toaster near you) https://padlet.com/890249347/m44efnxy4tjhvk3i

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if you scrolled all the way down here and found this then you got a job at the net! you work for wi_fi.com!

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find pesadio
find null
find cadance
find the clubroom padlet
put more ads here https://padlet.com/BurstChara/Ink_tale
make a to-do list for null

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www.wi-fi.com: nobody

www.electricity.com: cadance.

https://power.com: Pesadio, Tubbo.

INTER.CO.NET: Mr. Withered, Null, Ashton.

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did you know mario is almost as cool as me?

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did you know dms has 2-3 developers? thats as much developers as AMAN GUS!

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did you know that your sus?

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did you know Robo Fizzarolli is offline 60% of the time?

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did you know that mario can do everything pixiltale can do?

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did you know my name along with bob and little mans names can be used without us getting copyrigh- (DMS.exe has been shut down due to copyright)

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did you know that little man is banned in 17 different chuck e cheese play pins?

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did you know mr. withered productions assosiated with dms?

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did you know that part that says "3dron fact" its supposed to be ron fact

just remove the 3 and the d...

and the more + the vert
AND THE UNDERSCORE!

ron fact

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did you know that the creator is a boy.

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ABCDEFG THE POLICE ARE AFTER ME! QRS, TUV, can i have a break i need to pee.

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did you know that- huh, oh ok, did you know that your mom weighs OVER 45434365447567436764636578998097774 pounds?

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did you know that- AMOG US *sus music starts playing*

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did you know you cant say bruh, i own that word, i can sue you for that!

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did you know that the zero point is a sphere?

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Did you know The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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did you know that the endless quotation mark is recording everything we say?

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[Ron fact #17 States:] "did you know that the endless quotation mark is recording everything we say?" [loading data..] [...] [...] [done!] [this peice of inforamtion tells us someone knows about the mark] [conclusion: eliminate target] [loading target] [...] [...] [target found, target is: Ron] [proceeding to ron fact] did you know that im GOING TO FREAKING DIE

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Did you know that pufferfish toxins make dolphins high and they pass pufferfishes around like a [inapopiate] just like “YO TIM PASS ME THAT PUFFERFISH”

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Did you know that rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

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Did you know that Mature swine are called hogs and young swine are called pigs, but in common usage hogs, pigs, and swine are often used as synonyms? The female hog is called a sow; the male, a boar. The young hog after being weaned is called a shoat or shote.

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did you know Im in your walls.

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The majority of your brain is fat.

You can literally call someone a fathead, but it's still unkind (your a fathead lol): According to Psychology Today, 60 percent of human brain matter is made of fat.

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High heels were originally worn by men.

In the 10th century, men in Europe adopted the now-gendered fashion choice of heels to make it easier to ride their horses: Adding heels to their boots made it easier to stay in their stirrups. As Slate explains, "The Persian cavalry wore inch-high heels, and the trend spread to Europe. Since they showed that the wearer owned and maintained horses, high heels became associated with the upper class."

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It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world. In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

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Jupiter is twice as large as all the other planets combined.

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if salt was a currency then ron would be rich, cuz HE. IS. SALTY.

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Salt used to be a currency.

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currently 636830.816409  seconds exactly!!

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did you know the creators have been working on this project for 3 years now?

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something bootiful

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THIS IS A CERTIFIED! what do you know about rolling down in the deep when there's pretty cups out with the white smiley freak, you gotta play my coolness in slow motion yeah I be a man just chilling out (in a cool way) in the ocean yeah. whatttttttt youuuuuuuuu knowwwwwwwww about, rollin down in the deep (GRAVE NOISE) my coolness and fire going steep again with the stupid, smiley white looking freakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, play my coolness in slow motion, feel like im swimming in the ocean yeah, innnnnnnn theeeeeee oceeeeeeannnnnnnn what u know about rollin (fart) down underground, when you brang that stupid roblox game, and a developer named OCROWNED, justtttttt telllllll meeeeeee,what you know about rollin, down in the deep, with this hood classic this song ends with a loud (BEEP BEEP, CLASSIC) (correct all the lyrics if want)

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WE ARE GOING TO WAR WITH THE DDLC RP PADLET! SPREAD THE WORD SO WE CAN WIN!!!

Welp REBEL *kicks ashton*

Anton: its anton to you ya stinky monke- *gets flung out of the atmosphere*

Null: How bout no please.

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Intense battle sound effect (4 hours, no ads)

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BREAKING NEWS

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did you know he is mad

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did you know he will find ron and kill him

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THE COMRAE DOGGO IS TAKING OVER THE BOB FACT AHHHH

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IM TIERD OF SEEING IT MY FRIENDS ON TIK TOK SEND ME MEMES ON DISSCORD ITS ALL FRIKEN MEMES I WAS ON A SERVER RIGHT...AND ALLLLLL THE CHANELS WHER JUST AMOUNG US STUFF I-I SHOWED MY CHAMPEAN UNDER WHERE TO MY GIRL FRIEND AND THE LOGO I FLIPED IT AND I SAID HEY BABE WHEN THE UNDER WHARE IS SUUUUUS DING DING DING DING DING ... DI DE DING I LOOKED AT TRASH CAN AND I SAID THATS A BIT SUSSY I LOOKED AT MY PENIS AND IT REMINDES ME OF THE ASTRONHOTS HELMET AND I GO PENIS MORE LIKE PENSUS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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super announcement, Ron is having a wedding and i need everyone there! i'll contact everyone soon, and i'll tell withered to make a padlet, this is gonna be lovely

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https://padlet.com/mr_w1th3r3d/7ubllyqncld9bndf

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Bruh how the fluke is this still here ._.

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nigger

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Definitely not me taking over this chat cause it’s dead :>

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Definitely not me taking over this chat cause it’s dead :>

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hello my name is Sacha ...
como esta ?
i love cat and hot dog
I am
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kiss my love ....

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Hola

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Put your penis in my ass and have sex suck on my tittys and don't go hard

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Put your penis in my ass and have sex suck on my tittys and don't go hard

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https://discord.com/invite/xmA67yj26b

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That Is a hacker padlet they post Google meets to hack you they can track your location one time they did it to me

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That Is a hacker padlet they post Google meets to hack you they can track your location one time they did it to me