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you are right sheriff asparagus l should've never  done that now  

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you are right sheriff asparagus l should've never  done that now  

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if you will excuse me I'm going to hacking rehab and l apologize to all of the innocent people who I hacked

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See people; no matter how good a hacker you are, eventually you will get in trouble with the law and hacking and trolling just shows that you have nothing better to do with your life. Hacking and trolling is not following digital citizenship.

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See people; no matter how good a hacker you are, eventually you will get in trouble with the law and hacking and trolling just shows that you have nothing better to do with your life. Hacking and trolling is not following digital citizenship.

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Oh no! The feds have my location and are coming after me right now!

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Oh no! The feds have my location and are coming after me right now!

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Hey people, now that you have a fire wall all you have to do is never give away passwords, personal information, and don't click on unknown sites.

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Hey people, now that you have a fire wall all you have to do is never give away passwords, personal information, and don't click on unknown sites.

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Oh no! The firewall is stopping me from hacking everyone's information! 

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Oh no! The firewall is stopping me from hacking everyone's information! 

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Not if my fire wall can help it. Now all the people will be protected by a fire wall.

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Not if my fire wall can help it. Now all the people will be protected by a fire wall.

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l started flamewars all around the world people were stupid enough to click on my fake site give me there information

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ha ha ha my hacking had driven everyone mad and the world will bow to me

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Have no fear, Sheriff Asparagus is here! Go back to your grandmothers basement Mystery Man!

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Have no fear, Sheriff Asparagus is here! Go back to your grandmothers basement Mystery Man!