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"Frederic Chopin wanted his heart cut out of his corpse."

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1. "A woman in Manchester, New Hampshire, is facing an animal cruelty charge after she allegedly killed her roommate's pet ferret by cooking the small animal in the oven." https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/roommate-ferret-oven_us_5a04bf59e4b03deac08c2b4e?section=us_crime
2. "No one was a wiener in this case." https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/shoot-penis-hot-dog-stand_us_59fc8f64e4b0b0c7fa39d30f?section=us_crime
3. "A five year old boy's parents are speaking out after they say their son was suspended for telling a teacher that he had a bomb in his backpack." https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/5-year-old-suspended-bomb-threat_us_59c2a369e4b0f22c4a8e49db?section=us_crime

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Not only did GOP Senate nominee Roy Moore deny accusations of sexual misconduct on Thursday, the former Alabama judge also doubled down by sending out an email to supporters for donations.

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"A graduate student at Princeton University says that engineering professor Sergio Verdu sexually harassed her over the course of two months and, despite being found responsible, was required only to attend training as punishment."
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/princeton-professor-sexual-harassment-not-punished_us_5a01d203e4b0368a4e872655

"A member of Alabama Republican officials dismissed allegations of sexual misconduct against their Senate GOP nominee, former judge Roy Moore, as suspect and overblown on Thursday."

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He whom must not be named's leads (That boi T-Roy)

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He whom must not be named's leads (That boi T-Roy)

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"President Donald Trump believes the Church of Scientology should have its tax exemption revoked, a longtime family aide and current top official at the Department of Housing and Urban Development told an actress and producer in May."
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-scientology-tax-exemption_us_5a04dd35e4b05673aa584cab

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"The day before her daughter was killed, Charlene Uhl bought her a notebook. It was lined and spiral-bound, nothing fancy, but perfect to 16-year-old Haley Krueger."
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/texas-shooting-grieving-mother_us_5a04f296e4b0e37d2f3690af?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009
Bonus:

I’ve decided to call myself Marie Catherine Ochs. It is, may my ancestors forgive me, a family name. I have some claim to it and I’m well versed in European origins. Besides, it sounds much too square to be phony

-Gloria Steinem, A Bunny’s Tale

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For the upcoming Nov. 17 issue, the weekly news magazine used an image of a feminine hand jabbing a needle into a penis-shaped balloon to promote its lead article about women fighting against systemic sexual harassment.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/newsweek-donald-trump-penis-balloon_us_5a05626ee4b01d21c83ddccd
CANÓVANAS, Puerto Rico ― Juan Medina-Dishmey took stock of everything his family of six had lost in the storm, sweat accumulating on his concerned brow as he studied the piles of damaged household appliances and personal belongings that lay on his driveway.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/puerto-ricos-most-vulnerable-are-still-waiting-for-help-7-weeks-after-maria_us_59fcb730e4b04cdbeb331e94?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009
SUTHERLAND SPRINGS, Tex. ― The day before her daughter was killed, Charlene Uhl bought her a notebook. It was lined and spiral-bound, nothing fancy, but perfect to 16-year-old Haley Krueger.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/texas-shooting-grieving-mother_us_5a04f296e4b0e37d2f3690af

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It's a sad day for New Zealand's first family.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/paddles-new-zealand-first-cat-dead_us_5a02d118e4b092053058f9d6

Legendary big wave surfer Andrew Cotton broke his bast in a horrifying tumble from a 50 foot wave off Portugal.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/andrew-cotton-big-wave-surfer-breaks-back_us_5a04c784e4b0e37d2f366d00?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

San Juan and at least six other cities in Puerto Rico were plunged into darkness again Thursday morning when a major transmission line failed, authorities report.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/puerto-rico-massive-power-outage_us_5a04ebc6e4b05673aa585cbf?section=us_us-news

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LONDON (Reuters) - Sheep have been trained to recognize the faces of celebrities, including former U.S. President Barack Obama, by University of Cambridge scientists who hope it may help with understanding neurodegenerative diseases.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sheep-celebrity-faces_us_5a03a52fe4b03deac08b1ba8?section=us_weird-news

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Oh, Lord.

A church in Edgewater, Florida, is begging for forgiveness after posting a message that some ― well, most ― people interpreted as being sexual in nature.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/florida-church-spit-swallow-sign_us_5a00c9b6e4b07eb511817a9c?section=us_weird-news

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·         Let’s get one thing straight—Rihanna is more than a pop icon.
https://www.vogue.com/article/rihanna-vogue-forces-of-fashion-conference-2017

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A woman in Manchester, New Hampshire, is facing an animal cruelty charge after she allegedly killed her roommate’s pet ferret by cooking the small animal the oven.https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/roommate-ferret-oven_us_5a04bf59e4b03deac08c2b4e?section=us_crime

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"On April 11, 1944, a housewife named Robin Barnes was found dead in her kitchen, her body splayed across the floor in front of a half-open refrigerator. Her husband Fred had returned home from running errands that day to find the doors and windows to the house locked from the inside. Through the window Fred spotted what appeared to be his wife’s body on the ground and called the police. What happened to Robin?"
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/frances-glessner-lee_us_59e8cfbee4b0aa3f77dc53a6?section=us_arts

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"If you’re looking for a codversational gift for dad this holiday season, consider swimming against the mainstream.”

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fish-slippers-amazon-reviews_us_59d392afe4b048a443253b8a

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“A Saudi-led blockade of desperately-needed aid supplies in Yemen has pushed the war-torn country to the brink of 'the largest famine the world has seen for many decades,' the United Nations said this week, forecasting millions of casualties if the siege is not lifted.”

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/yemen-saudi-blockade-un_us_5a04678fe4b0f76b05c3d4f1?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/who-did-louis-ck-shove-in-a-bathroom_us_5a04c6d8e4b01d21c83d7c9b

"There are many kinds of terrible apologies, but Louis C.K. might have offered the worst kind: A self-excusing non-apology in which you casually reveal all the other horrible crap you’ve been doing."

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"Some of those most in need are undocumented immigrants, many from the Dominican Republic who have been discriminated against in the past."
"His reported testimony raises new questions about the so-called 'pee -tape.'"
"They wore them in response to black students protesting racial injustice during spirit week."
"GOP senators had to face questions about whether they will stand by the Alabama Senate candidate."
"The former Trump campaign manager says he’s working with a company developing secure, virtually indestructible phones. That’s questionable."

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"If you smelled charred pizza, that may have been Papa John’s ― because the company got badly burned in a Twitter war."
"The day before her daughter was killed, Charlene Uhl bought her a notebook."
"A restaurant owner in Memphis is accused of attacking and choking a customer who complained about her fries being cold."

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"Donald Trump, defying the pundits and polls to the end, defeated Hillary Clinton in Tuesday’s presidential election and claimed an establishment-stunning victory that exposes the depth of voter dissatisfaction – and signals immense changes ahead for American policy at home and abroad."
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/11/08/first-polls-close-in-2016-race-trump-projected-to-win-ind-ky-clinton-wins-vt.html

"The morning after being viciously attacked by President Trump on Twitter, MSNBC co-host Mika Brzezinski said she wasn’t exactly reeling as a result of the president’s vulgar and deeply personal social-media assault."
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2017/06/30/mika-brzezinski-on-trumps-twitter-attack-it-does-worry-me-about-the-country/?utm_term=.114ae76ae969

" For months, the joke about Jared Kushner is that he’s somehow managed to end up at the center of everything: Middle East peace, reimagining government, Iraq, criminal-justice reform, relations with Mexico, and probably a half-dozen more issues forgotten even by the White House senior adviser himself. "
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/09/it-all-goes-back-to-jared/539526/