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https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2024/04/22/taylor-swift-tortured-poets-department-review-critics-swifties/73416410007/

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Hello, my name is REDACTED FOR SAFETY REASONS and I'm honored to share with you my 100% honest review of pop icon Taylor Swift's latest album, "The Tortured Poets Department."

Before I get to the review, I'd like to address rumors that critics like myself are afraid to be critical of (Queen) Swift's amazing music. These scurrilous allegations suggest we're afraid negative reviews will prompt Swift's devoted (and wonderful) fans to come after us online and say mean things over and over again until we collapse into puddles of rightfully taunted critic goo.

That's preposterous, as there have already been some (extremely dumb) less-than-stellar reviews of Swift's new album by people who have mysteriously disappeared from public view. Also, many in the media no longer have time for critical reviews of Taylor Swift because they've moved on to writing about whether people are getting tired of reading so much about Taylor Swift.

But I digress.

Enjoy my utterly unnecessary review of 'The Tortured Poets Department'

As an established critic for PUBLICATION NAME REDACTED FOR SAFETY REASONS, I don't think music reviews are of any real importance to the world. Who cares what some random writer like me thinks about music? If you like an album, listen to it; if you don't, don't listen to it. I should not factor into that decision.

Anyhoo, here's my completely worthless review of " The Tortured Poets Department," which I love and would literally die for, along with my review of Swift's next album, which has not yet been announced.

With the release of her highly anticipated "The Tortured Poets Department," superstar Taylor Swift has definitely released another album. It includes songs - 31 of them! - and they are all very good, assuming you like them, which I definitely do.
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If you don't like Swift's new album, it's fine to not say that

If you don't like them, that's fine, you can just shut up about it because nobody really cares what you think. Music is meant to be enjoyed, and some people enjoy certain sounds and words while other people enjoy other types of sounds and words, and some people don't like any words at all, just sounds.

It's a free country. Dig what you dig.

Swift's words and sounds on this new album, as on previous albums, are good and important and meaningful to people who like her and also like her mouth-sounds and the accompanying music. That's cool. Liking music is a great thing, so maybe just enjoy it and don't make a big deal out of an artist's album if it doesn't happen to be exactly what you wanted it to be.

Some people like Nickelback. That's their damn business, not yours. Geez.

Perhaps music is subjective and Swift's music is great to those who like it
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Perhaps the most powerful aspect of Swift's new album is its ability to absolutely drown people in whirlpools of over-analysis when maybe, just maybe, folks should give it a listen and be like "Yeah, that's really good, I like it" or "Hmmm, not exactly my bag, I'm gonna put on some Nickelback" and then move on with their lives.

Bazillions of people love Swift and her music, and I think that's cool, because people deserve to love things, and if the lyrics make them happy or sad or emotive, YAY! That's a good thing.

Also, if me saying the album is amazing because I'm a tiny bit afraid her fans might come after me is wrong, I don't want to be right, because in this case being right might be super humiliating and hard.

Do I love 'The Tortured Poets Department'? Sure. But who cares?

So I'm going to go with "this album marks a high point in Swift's career and will resonate deeply with her fans for years to come," because that's probably true and, at the end of the day, who gives a crap what I think?

Swift is a wildly popular billionaire, and I'm not. Scoreboard.

Regarding her next album, it will be equally fantastic, if not better, because ... well, you know.
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Just like what you like, people. Who am I to say otherwise?

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to join my media colleagues in the quest to determine who is responsible for putting out so much news about Taylor Swift.

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Taylor Swift's 'The Tortured Poets Department': A 100% honest and also very safe review

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Hello, my name is REDACTED FOR SAFETY REASONS and this is my 100% honest review of Taylor Swift's 'The Tortured Poets Department.'

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There are more than 200 species of squirrels living all around the world, including kinds of tree, ground, and flying squirrels. You may have seen the eastern gray squirrel in parks, your backyard, or in a forest in the eastern half of the United States.

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Eastern gray squirrels have an excellent sense of smell, which they use to help locate food that they've hidden away. They can also pick up information about their fellow squirrels by smelling them.

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Last night, I lay awake dwelling on the scale of Earth's problems. If we could just put away petty tribalism, I thought with tears dampening my pillow, we could see the common humanity that unites us. When I finally did fall asleep, I had a dream so inspiring I feel compelled by a force greater than myself to share it.

I dreamt of a world of peace. Of unity. I dreamt of a world, where people of all nations, races, and creeds forgot their differences and grabbed hands with, randomly, my middle school gym teacher. But it totally felt normal that she was there, if that makes any sense?

In this dream, everyone decided to put away their weapons. They laid them in a verdant meadow, and where the guns were placed, flowers grew. From beyond a soft rolling hill, marched all the people of the world as one family alike in diversity, and together we grabbed hands with, get this, Mrs. Rodriguez from gym class, which is crazy 'cause I haven't thought of her in, like, 20 years at least. But she was fully, just, like, there grabbing hands with the people of the world and singing a hymn of peace. So bizarre.

In my glorious vision, the hymn of peace that all people sang was in such perfect harmony you could see it in the air, the music a brilliant golden shimmer that floated up to the sky. The only discordant note came from Mrs. Rodriguez who wasn't singing but was actually shit-talking my friend Mikhala from college. And Mrs. Rodriguez would have no way of knowing her, obviously. But in the dream, Mikhaila, Mrs. Rodriguez, and I were, like, a friend group. Weird, right?

As my hand joined with Mrs. Rodriguez, she became a conduit for the profound love I shared with the infinite throngs of humanity to which I was now connected, even though I totally remember that when Mrs. Rodriguez taught us sex-ed, she would refuse to say the word "masturbate" and that definitely created an unhealthy thing for me down the line.

The dream was so vivid it felt more real than life. I swear, when I woke up it took me a few minutes to realize that all wars hadn't really ended, and it took even longer to realize that Mrs. Rodriguez was wearing my current boyfriend's shirt. Where did she get that?

I was also attracted to her, in a way I kind of remember feeling, like, maybe romantic? But I'm going to analyze that right now.

Wait, this is so embarrassing, but it's just coming back to me that the hymn of peace that emerged from the mouths of all creation did have the melody of Fun's "We Are Young." And actually, come to think of it, the impossibly green meadow where our leaders signed a global peace treaty on a floating parchment scroll was a mix of my childhood backyard and the grass from the 1998 animated movie ANTZ.

But regardless of the details, come morning, I awoke from my dream determined to make this utopia a reality. The first step to a better world, a peaceful world, is to come together as one. So I say to you now: May we join our hands, unite our voices, and pool our heads together so that we may remember Mrs. Rodriguez's first name to Google if she's still alive.

For what is a dream but a reality to come?
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Last Night I Dreamt All People Joined Hands in Peace with My Old Gym Teacher

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People of all nations, races, and creeds forgot their differences and grabbed hands with, randomly, my middle school gym teacher. But it totally felt normal that she was there, if that makes any sense?

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I don't know why my name reminds me sooo much of Lily Evans =))

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Body-hand

Adult-children

Candy-sugar

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Small: Tiny

Cold: freezing

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Luckily - Unluckily

Secure - insecure

Transparent - opaque

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Angry: Furious

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synonym: antonyms

delighted:sad

freezing: burning

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Hard - tough, challenging, difficult

Easy - simple, straightforward

Cold - chilly, frosty

Good - excellent, great

Antonyms

Slow - fast, quick

Carelessly - carefully, cautiously

Bright - dark, dim, gloomy

Part to Whole

Page : Book

Keyboard : Computer

A student : Class participants

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Ugly - Hideous

Weird - Strange

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Quiet - Nosy

Part to Whole

Branch - Tree

Sleeve - Shirt

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Merry - Happy - Joyful

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Morse Code : Texting - Old pencil model : New pencil model

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Hot: Burning

sad: depress

happy: delight

interesting: exciting

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