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Time to start a new base!

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It is a very sad moment for you. All your hard work (and probably a dupe stash) has been destroyed. At least you have friends to help you build somewhere else though.

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Using schematica is really impressive! Especially when you did the image conversion yourself.

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It starts over there

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After spamming the subreddits for days and livestreaming it on Youtube the server is (finally) permanently ruined. Good job. After a few days of no Minecraft you start to get agitated and heard about Contstantium.net a good clone that everone went to...

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Unfortunately for you Hause isno longer dumb enought to accept plugins from players. However...

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Well you didn't actually get better, 0*0 = 0. You just think that you got better

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This suddenly becomes very unironic for you.

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You find light in Allah and start using your newly aquired pyrotechnique skills to practise for suicide bombing.

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After arriving at the base you realise that these legendary builders you have been hearing about are, well, yeah...

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Mainly focusing on pvp, your group base(s) looks really bad. The dupe stashes are 90% spawn pvp gear

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After hearing word from your 'friends' you make multiple dupe stashes, all within 100k of spawn

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Time for the next episode of Night Shift Nurses... Don't struggle Hause, you like it don't you? Lick my big, humungous, pulsating [descriptive word], [another descriptive word] cock harder!!

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(Reminder that you are over a million blocks out)

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Well since you are new you have an excuse, good luck getting Hause to wipe your inventory though.

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Alone and without hope you leave 2b2t forever...

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Alone and without hope you leave 2b2t forever...

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You realise that you don't have the patience to build a two million block schematic of minecraft.net.

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Starting is the easy part

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You are above spawn! Time to assend to the one million + zone to build your MIGHTY base whose presence will shake the server itself.

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It is already patched when you log on because the server becomes mysteriously full for two weeks as soon as Fitmc posted his video.

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Apparently you haven't heard of not opening your only god apple shulker in front of someone in diamond armour.

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You are antisocial and retarded so you don't look for friends.

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Probably the smartest thing you will ever do.

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(Temporarily) stops begging.

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Generally useful, especially good for getting away with griefing your 'friends' bases.

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Die in a hole. Why do you waste $20 a month when you know that everyone just /ignorehards you?

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Note that you are person is aided by the faggots who replant spawn, give actual advice etc.

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This might happen for multiple reasons.

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Impressive. You will soon be (if not already) invited to a base.

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You are probably an alt or has a friend.

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Your Begging isn't necessarily asking where to base. Spamming swastickas (the holy symbol of our exulted father) also counts as it is begging to not be killed when another player comes into render.

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Your are probably a typical, impatient (probably very young) Minecraft player who saved his future from a dark and long path.

Either that or you are black and had to quit because the cops came.

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The induction to 2b2t culture. Lets be real, you didn't actually escaped spawn the first time

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Your joining moments.