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Cause it was soda pressing!

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My friend thinks he's smart. He said that onions are the only food that makes you cry,

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My friend thinks he's smart. He said that onions are the only food that makes you cry,

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so I threw a coconut at his face.

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Only a genius can say these words fast without getting their tongue twisted:

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Only a genius can say these words fast without getting their tongue twisted:

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EYE, YAM, STEW, PEED.

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I wondered why the baseball grew larger.

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I wondered why the baseball grew larger.

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And then it hit me

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I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig... It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep... 

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I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig... It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep... 

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I can do it with my eyes closed!

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'Cause it had too many problems!

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A Dell

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Now I am officially a cereal killer.

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So I went on a Dye-it

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Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

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Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

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Minisoda!

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There was no reaction.

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Sorry, Still workin' on it!

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Cause they taste funny.

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An expression

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<Person1> Is there a hole in your shoe?
<Person2> No, Duh!
<Person1> Then how did you manage to get your foot into it?

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You Know what seems odd to me? Numbers that aren't divisable by two!

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You Know what seems odd to me? Numbers that aren't divisable by two!

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<Person1> DIE!
<Person2> Uh... Um... Then.... Errr..
<Person2> Thanks for the feedback!