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Cmon @France - Your stupid Fort Duquesne is right where we want to put the new Pirates stadium! #abnerdoubledaynotbornyet #baseball @GWashington

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I sure do love my brand new stronghold that just got built called ‘Fort Necessity’. I’d like to say that it is @France proof! #impenetrable #NewFort

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Heard about the Albany Plan of Union yet? Get your local rep to come to the delegates meeting so we can kick French butt!

#nomorebonjour #joinordie

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These darn Brits just blocked the west with some stupid imaginary line. Screw you @britishmonarchs

#expansionproblems, #controllingcolonizers

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Ugh I can’t believe we have to give up some of our territory to the @British. At least we can still keep some sugar plantations and fishing stations #annoyed #onthebrightside

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#joinordie sounds more like join and cry to us @albanycongress. Independence? Yes please

#albanycongress #independence #nothanks

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These weird foreigners just came onto our land. Join the Pontiac army and let’s literally kick them out! Say bye before they say home of the brave!

#homeofthetribes

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Hey @RealKingGeorge and @England, did you really think you could tell us where we can and can't go? We won that land and we're going to take it, so try and stop us!
#proclamationof1763 #tothewest #stepasideindians

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@Britain it's funny how much land you took from everyone looking for spices, but then you refuse to use any of them. Your food is as dry as a Popeyes biscuit and tastes like dusty air. Give us back North America, we'll use it better. #saltandpepperarentspices

#yourfoodisdry

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Lmao @france you thought you could take the Ohio river. You're funny for real. #protest #britanisbetter @gwashington

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@colonists you think you deserve everything for yourself, but sharing is caring!! #selfish #WHAT??? EVERRRRRR

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@gwashington dont try me bro. You wipe out a third of my squad, I wipe a third of yours. And I got your little fort. #franceontop #smokingthatbritanpack

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@britian, we may of lost some land now and lost this time but we will be back. #colonistteamup #revengers

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Treaty of Paris just went through, finally we can get those baguette munching bastards off this continent

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That war has caused us to lose quite a hefty amount and has put us into debt just to protect North America. I believe it is time to tax the colonists over there so we can break even and perhaps even getting a bit more involved over there. #EndSalutaryNeglect #NewTaxes

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I may have made a mistake @gwashington, my Indian friends are pissed at me. Story time, I captured fort WIlliam Henry and they just got pissed. #Lindians #whatdidIdo

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Dear Ohio River Valley, I'm so sick and tired of our on and off relationship, and you going back and forth between me and @France. I want you as MY OWN!! #bemine @GWashington

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I’m not going to sit here and say my great idea got slammed… but it did. I promise the direction of the Albany Congress was good, I will be damned if we don’t revisit my plan. #dhmu #INeedSomeTimeAlone

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How does 140 million pounds in debt feel losers? #L #didntreallylose #urannoying

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I really can't win with these people. I try to achieve greater unity amongst us colonials and everyone thinks "It doesn't give enough independence" while the Crown thinks it gives too much! One day they'll warm up to the idea. #ungrateful #AlbanyCongress

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as you can see we’ve changed our handle. The @britishempire is a joke

#wesaidwhatwesaid #gosettlethewest #protest #”empire”

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who do those chuffy @Britishers think they are? how dare they call us a "poorly trained, disorderly rabble"? after this disaster of a war, i wouldn't be talking if i were them... #justsaying #somuchforbeinginvincible

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y'all didn't believe in the albany congress...  well just you wait and see 😈. #don'tsayitoldyouso #you'llcomerunningtomesomeday

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all #colonies are the same - they steal your kin, property, and all your $$$ while they’re at it #Juice

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These Brits are just scammers. We not paying for your mid protection during the war you stingy greedy people. Stop taking out money. #wedontneedyou #brokebrits

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Ayo @brits&beans, we want all the smoke. Send the addy. We have friends on the other side who ain't afraid to bite back.
#furforlife #colonialfrontierstho

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Hey, @brits&beans. Did you mean to stretch the war this far? It's going to cost you. Fort William Henry called, they want their lives back. lol!
#theydead #suckitup

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@lillouis u lost another french montreal u muppet, told you not to mess with the english armies. sent you and ur croissants fiends home.#BritainNo1#Frenchdownfall