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if you do not want to clean your house and you can not afford a maid get the cleaning Grinch. It will clean your house in seconds. so call now and get one for  15.99 the  number is(716)123-456-7890 so call now and get a deal on Buy one get one free. By:Erin sass

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have you ever herd of real, wird animals. Well with this camera you can keep these animals as a pet and she agrees!

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Are bored during school?? Can you just not wait any longer for Christmas Break?? Well, be bored no more. This new invention gets you out of school, and into an alternate demention where it is Christmas always! Just press the large red button on the front, and you will be transported to this demention where it is Christmas always!! You can be with your family, and open presents!! And, when your tired of it, just press the green button and youll be transported back to school. When your gone, before you go, press the white button and it will leave a fake you that walks like you, talks like you, and is in every way exactly like you!! Wait for Christmas break no more with the amazing, avalible at and on every store and website ever, the ANTI SCHOOL-INATOR -By Shannon Murphy

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Are you basking in crippling lonleyness this winter because you have no friends?? Well, bask no more. The new bio snowman from inventors everywhere garentees you a friend that

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Are you basking in crippling lonely-ness this winter because you have no friends?

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Have you ever heard of the Grinch who stole Christmas, this is the complete opposite.This Grinch is nice and does not take your presents He gives you presents.The Grinch took Santa's place this year. This year leave out beats and carrots in stead of cookies. In the movie the Grinch learned his lesson so everyone learned  there lesson. So this year don't be worried for all of your Christmas decorations to be stolen the Grinch will not touch a thing. By: Erin sass

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Santa can not eat all of the cookies in the world and neather can you. With this device you and Santa can eat all the cookies in the world

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So Santa has not enough time to deliver all of the presents and if he clicks a red button on a machine a Santa Claus that looks like him and he goes

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Santa eats at least 1000 cookies every Christmas. he dosent have any

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Have you ever heard of The Grinch who stole christmas

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH run theChristmas tree is running after us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey you! Yeah you! Are you sick of spending hundreds upon hundreds of dollars at Christmastime? Well now you don't. Because the Bioelf makes all your toys for free. You just need to feed him a christmas cookie on christmas eve and it can be a elf that makes any toy and it can be a boy or a girl! It will cost you 3 small payments of $15.99. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.

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if your tried of tracking Santa, then watch this ad now it will track in any wheater and it's a great pirice only $999,999,999

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the auto Christmas lights 3000 is lights that can go around the whole neighborhood. All you have to say is hohohohohohohoho and it will go on you whole house and your friends. you can call 999999999999 but you can not go online. thank you by drew bowman

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Need help keeping your hot coco warm call 888-8888 put it on the pan and it will keep it warm forever it is $999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 thanks hohoho keep that hot coco warm.

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Too HOT on Christmas morning? Then turn on the AntiFireplace and boom. It's cold! When it's Christmas Eve and your fireplace is too hot that Santa will get burnt? Well turn on the fireplace and Santa wont get burnt! All you have to do is go to the following retailers to buy it Walmart, Wegmans, Target, or Rite Aid or go to BuyantifireplacebyDr.Dre.org to order for $500.00. Or call 716-800-ANTI Today! Must be 12 or older to order, supplies are limited. Go to AntiFirePlaceByDr.Dre.org

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Santa has ate his cookies, but is still hungry from going to house to house! Well, there is a product just not for Santa, but for everyone who likes cookies! After you eat some cookies, press the red button on the ReCookies remote, and suddenly, cookies can reappear again! The ReCookie remote is $39.99 plus tax or you can call (123-4567)

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Setting up you're tree is hard work don't you think? Well the AutoSUT (Set Up Tree) does all of the work for you! All you have to do is put Triple A batteries in the Auto SUT's arm and then watch the magic happen. It trims the tree and picks up the scraps, hang the light's on the tree , and lastly the AutoSUT will put the ornament's on our tree! You get to name the AutoSUT what ever gender you picked. So buy the AutoSUT at Target, Walmart, and Lows for $72.99, or you can order at Amazon for for 75.00 and free shipping, you can also call at 345-8653 (must be 18 or older to order. Want to make Christmas time easier then buy the AutoSUT!

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Do you have trouble getting your lights on? Well, your troubles are gone. The Omnilightshooter gets those lights up there where you can't reach. It makes the holidays a little less stressful. It's only $75.99 for your holiday light troubles gone!

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Anna and Ava
Tired of waiting a full year for Christmas time to roll around? Come purchase the Christmas Chrono Machine! Just hop in the box, and press the big gold button! Only $99.99 each! comes in two colors! Red and Green! What a Christmas Miracle!
Please call 1800-000-0001
(only sold in these following stores, Target, Wallmart and Rite-Aid.
(batteries not included)
(must be 18 years to order)

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this is the automatic Christmas Present Waper. if you get a present all you have to do is buy one of these things. If you want one you can go on your phone and call 000-000-000.If you want to go online you can type the thing i want for Christmas and it will pop up.then buy it. It is 35.99 free shipping and handling.by drew bowman

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The anti 2000 scans your present and so can tell you what you will get for Christmas erly this year! if you would like to have a erly Christmas present call (716) 673 7483 or go on www.christmas scaner.com

only $1000  by: zach

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want to see Santa well this is for you turn this on and put on the ear piece and when it buzzes run to the tree

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Dose your elf have a code on it to make it move well now you know with this new invention call 716-999-9999 now you just take a magnifying glass and just put it near the elf and you see right through it.

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Ever get your tree to early before Christmas? Ever have it dead before the special day? Well this new invention from all scientsts everywhere solves that infamous problem. The new Bio-Christmas-Tree stand keep your trees alive for 5-6 months, allowing you to get your Christmas tree as early as you want to!! You could get it in June if you please!! You simply attach the stand to your tree when you bring it home!! Quick and easy!! No needle fall off garentee!! This amazing tree stand comes in three colors for your prefrences. Red, green, and white!! If you please you can also get coustom colors!! So, add a little more life to your Christmas and buy the Forever Bio Christmas tree stand at every store and website today!! I'll be wating at the stores!!

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ever wonder how your reindeer (the elf's pet) you can hold  will thing no more it needs uses the reindeer 9000 so can be held

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When you can't think of a homemade gift then call 8675-309 to get the homemade thoughtO meter.And it will put good ideas for a homemade gift.

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Do your arms hurt after taking your Christmas tree out to the garbage. Well then get the anti Christmas tree. The tree takes it self out to the garbage and it saves you a trip to the doctors. So call now and get one for free.

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need help unwrapping gifts get the machine he will unwrap a gift in a second so you will save the wrapping paper for next year.Get for$999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 thanks and have a good day hohoho

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my Christmas tree is not cutting down, So pick up the biochistmas glove tree and all you have to do is put on the glove and tap the tree and poof it will automatically cut down itself. All you have to do is go to the following retailers, Rite Aid, Walmart, Target, or Walgreen's. With an order of only $24.99 you will get this beautiful tree tool and a free holder case free of charge, and free shipping, call 716-800-TREE today! Must be 18 or older to order, supplies are limited. Go to Biochristmastree.org for details.

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SO if you are someone who has a small house and a lot of people that need to sleep and stay therewhy not come and get one it has all the things for Christmas such as Christmas turkey a tree Christmas lights and more only for $1,999,999.99 must be 18 years old or older and batteries for the Christmas lights are not included again must be 18 years or older and batteries not included have a great tim buying the house oh and also number is 999-999-9999 buy in the next 12 seconds and we will make it $1,999,999.98 have a great Christmas bye bye now.

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"Can't catch me!" Are you tired of your delicious gingerbread running away and escaping from the oven? Well, say no more because the AntiGingerbread is here to make your life easier. It's a tasty gingerbread that won't escape from your oven! So, you can enjoy your yummy treat! It's only $29.99 at any store! Or you can call (123-4567

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Oh no! Some of the children in the world don't have a toasty and warm fireplace, well than if your one of those people, the bio fireplace would be perfect for you! This fireplace turns on in the snap of your fingers and doesn't take long to warm up! It is in the store now for only $50.00 so make sure you get in on this great deal! Stay warm and have a great holiday!

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You all think that these are amazing and they really are! The Auto lights 3000, the Kris Kringle key, and many more, so you gotta make some more!

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Santa does not have enough help this year. Now there is an elf maker. What you do is type in how many elves you want minimum of two hense the name. call the number 123456789

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This product isn't made anywhere in the world-IT CAME FROM SPACE!!! This "elf" can help in a whirlwind- it can make a day's worth of toys in a minute! By: Sarah Bratko

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The Micro Christmas Shooter 2000 by: Landen and Josh

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The Micro Christmas Shooter 2000 by: Landen and Josh

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There is 8 days till Christmas Eve and you can't decorate in time well now you can! All you have to do is take the shooter and fire it shoots Christmas decorations all over your house neatly! You can get one at your stores near by! It is only $19.99!!!
Or call now at 716-549-247.

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The Microspect Repair is a very useful device that shrinks on contact with an electronic device, goes inside, and fixes all the problems! Rent is $50 and buy is $150! Default is green, but can be ordered in other colors. By: Sarah Bratko

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this little robot not only saves the hassle of going down chimney but is also a really cure pet! At the end of the night you get all sooty and ashy but with this u wont get sooty at all up in your slay!

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When Santa has a sled full of toys he has no room for a water bottle so he got the Micro Flask to bring with him. You can put as much water and it will never fill up it is like one of the endless suitcasses.

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Micro-Ornamenthanger By: Brady Bowman and Kieran Herle 

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It is 10:00 on Christmas Eve and you have to get ornaments on your tree and know one is there to help you so you look in your garage and you see a Micro-Ornament hanger and you bring it inside then you hit a red button and it makes ornaments shoot out and decorate your tree. After 15 seconds it is done!

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don't you hate it when you don't have tape or when you only need a small amount of raping paper well i have a solution for you with micro stick it you can have a small amount of wrapping paper and it will  stick with out using tape you only need to role it out if you ask me i think the elves will love this for their work shop

by Laney P.

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oh no! I ate the candy cane!

luckily I have an ever lasting candy cane, it tastes like a real one but last two years!

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It is to heavy for Santa to fly. Now there is the present portal. this can transport any present to any place at any time. all you have to do is pull it out throw it on the ground and say where you want it to go throw it in and wala its their.

by Jonah and Riley

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This is a very special candy cane that can be any flavor! Give the cane a lick and give the weird flavors to your friends for a prank! By: Sarah Bratko
ps all this is amazing ppl good job!

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It's Christmas morning in santa's workshop the place is a mess but the elves and santa aren't worried because they have the micro-organizer. The micro-organizer is a multi use cleaning tool that has a voice activated system that you can do what ever you need to do

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By: Devi Patel
Are you getting sick of hanging your lights and changing all the broken lights? Then come down to Devi Deals and buy a Auto Lights 3000 robot. You put in your lights and wait for the magic to happen then when it's done aim for the tree, house lights or anything and the robot will wrap it perfectly. Don't believe me look at this house after they used it. The Auto light can be yours for the easy perches of only $500! Come on down fast The Auto Lights 3000 is going out of stock fast and this is the only place you can buy the Auto Lights 3000. You can also call me and buy one that (716- 111-1111 )

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Oh no! Its Christmas Eve and you forgot to get someone a present. What do you do? Well your in luck! The Shopomatic will go to different stores to buy your present.  Just type in your desired gift and it will shop to get it! Call or text 1800-I need a gift to purchase item. Only $101.00 a piece. (must be 18 or older to order) Sale ends Christmas Morning at 12:15 am.

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Why would you buy a elf on the shelf when you can save money?Dress up your brother or sister as one! That you don't see when you wake up a creepy elf face. My brother dresed up as one and now he broke the shelf and i laughed

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Tired of unwrapping your presents on Christmas morning? Need something to do it for you? Come buy the Unwrapper 3000! A robot that unwraps your presents in seconds! The Unwrapper 3000 comes in three colors! Red, green, and blue! Limited edition! Sale ends January 1st 2017! Call 1800-Unwrap to purchase item.
(batteries not included)
(must be 18 years old or older to order)

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Ever wonder how your elf on the shelf always seems to know what you want for Christmas and report back to Santa? Well, wonder no more. The Elf`s Headful is the newest product from inventors everywhere. Your amazing elf on the shelf just puts this cap on and it allows it to read your mind!!!! Also it allows the elf to learn if you got in trouble in school or in the car or anywhere!! So if you dont get presents on Christmas, you proboly deserved it!! By the Elfs Headful at every store and website today!!!! By: Shannon Murphy!!!!

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TriSantaTube by: Abby Hartke and Gianna Gioia

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TriSantaTube by: Abby Hartke and Gianna Gioia

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Do you know how much Santa works for us at Christmas time? Well, it is hard work so this invention is for Santa. Starting this Christmas there will be three Santa's to help out with the hard work. This is a machine that makes one Santa into three! All Santa has to do is jump into the big tube and he will jump out of the machine but with two other's! This Christmas invention will make Santa less stressed!

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Hello People Want a Christmas tree. Well we can talk about it right now. So if you point to a spot it will go there is that cool.The verification is being 18 years old or older to call. the number is 123-456-7890.If you want to go online go to www.christmastreeful.com. it is 49.99 again must be 18 years old or older to order bye bye people have a great time order it 1 minute.

By Luke Matczynski and Drew Bowman

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All the people you care about on the holidays will finally become grumpy no more.

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The life of the candy canes :  By Erin sass

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The life of the candy canes :  By Erin sass

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Candy canes that come to life when it is dark out.People can never see them because the canes are  like spies. Nobody has footage because they work for Santa and are back up candy cane elf's.The candy canes load up Santa's sleigh.They fly with Santa all night to deliver presents to sleeping children.They take presents to Santa and Santa takes them down to the tree. What if Santa can't fit down the chimney ? Santa will make the Candy canes go down the chimney.

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oh no! Santa is allergic to cats what will the people do! will they just lock there cats with a mouse and a bit of water? Well no worries.With the  anticatanator people can put their cats in a safe place with plenty of food and water.

Go to Cassidy Kelly in room 121 and you will get a great deal with class Cash! Sales end on January 5th

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Are you looking for a tasty friend to play with? Well, Bio Candy Canes can solve the problem! And there's no batteries included! It's like a human, but it's a Candy Cane! It can do whatever you want it to do by just talking! Bio Candy Canes are in stores at Walmart, Target and the McKinley Mall! It's only $85 for an enthusiastic friend! Or you can call (123-4567)

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Oh no! The elves forgot to make Cole a toy! Well, he's in luck. With the Hydropoweredvoiceautomatedthingamabob maker he can just say what toy he needs to make and it will make it.

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need help keeping decorations safe call 123-4567 we will give you soft pillows with doge on front and sort the box

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need help keeping decorations safe call 123-4567 we will give you soft pillows with doge on front and sort the box

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Anna and Ava
Can't fit your tree in the door? Need something to shrink your tree down? Come buy the Micro Tree Lazer! All you have to do is aim at the tree, and press the red button! Only $49.99!
(batteries not included) (must be 18 years old or older to order)

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OH NO!! Santas on the roof of a house, but there is no chiminey! So, he whips out his Kris Kringle Key!! This new key can unlock any door in the world. Using Christmas magic, this key warps itself to fit in any door!! So, if you dont have a chiminey this Christmas, dont worry a bit! You've got the amazing KRIS KRINGLE KEY!!!!! By: Shannon Murphy and Victoria Nelligan

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UH oh Kris Kringle can't fit in your chimney hes too fat and he now will have a key to get in your house with his reindeer. Now he can get in and he doesn't have to worry about not fitting in the chiminey. BY:Victoria nelligan And Shannon Murphy

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OH NO Santa is so full he cant finish his Hot coco well hes in luck this item keeps his hot coco at 100,000000000000 digress and when Santa wants a sip it cools to a nice 20 degrees with its rubber grip and and easy pop top Santa can  drink his hot coco with ease and he can eat baconz to LOTS OF BACONZZZ

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Oh no! Santa was spotted! What will he do? Well he's in luck. With the Teleforgetray all Santa has to do is pull the trigger and you will forget you ever saw him.

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Are you tired of rewrapping the presents when they rip? Well I've got the thing for you! It wraps the presents in seconds.When you are tired just pullout the wrapOmatic3000 and you press GO and your job is done.

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Where you point it goes to that spot. Call 123-456-789 (if you want to go online just type 1 800 christmas tree.comtree

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Santa can not fit the Chimney top! What will he do? He can use this to shrink him self. Christmas is saved!

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Santa cannot fly because there is too much snow? Well your in luck because the Kringle 3000 Defroster and all the snow will go away! All he has to do is set a GPS tracker and he clicks defrost and BLOOP! All of the snow in that radius is gone! By Daniel Tronolone!Here is you app Santa!

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ReCookieLoader By Abby Hartke and Gianna Gioia

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ReCookieLoader By Abby Hartke and Gianna Gioia

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Oh no Santa finished his cookies what does he do?
Well he's in luck the new ReCookieLoader loads his cookies when Santa is finished. If you want to make Santa happy buy the ReCookieLoader at Target and Target only or call at
022-022-0022

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This Christmas Tree puts it's self together so you don't have to deal with the mess. It put's lights, ornaments beads and even tinsel by it's self so you don't nave to deal with tangled lights, ornaments breaking and needles falling over. This tree is life saving!

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Omni ability machine of cookies  and milk!! By: Esha and Izzy 

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Omni ability machine of cookies  and milk!! By: Esha and Izzy 

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Santa loves cookies and milk right??? So why not help him??? We put together a machine that will automatically shoot out cookies and serve a cold glass of milk every time Santa presses the red button or if he walk past it.

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Do you not have any cookies to give Santa? Well than the bio cookie maker would be perfect for you, just for a dollar!
This machine will give you  delicious cookies to give to Santa ( and maybe if you want to sneak in some cookies for yourself well then go ahead).This creation will make you chocolate chip cookies, sugar cookies, any cookie that you want to give Santa!
Hope you enjoy the bio cookie maker!

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A Christmas stand able to give the tree water without other people needing to give it water!

Alexis G.

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Need alarm clock? Broke your old one? Well ask Santa for a Chronoteller! The Chronoteller is a elf on the shelf that tells time! You play with it, eat with it, and it's even water proof! The Chronoteller is your living friend and time teller! Just don't ever say Chronoteller out loud or it will try to take over the world, thinking it's the time lord himself! Call it "Timeteller" instead! Quick! Send a letter to Santa asking for the Chronoteller! The offer will only last for a hour or so! Enjoy your time telling friend!

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Santa needs more time to deliver the presents. The chronsleigh  will slow down time for the whole world so santa can deliver all his gifts and make it back to the  North Pole in time for Christmas

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This snowman is not your ordinary snowman, this snowman builds like magic! You don't have to stand in the snow forever you just buy a magic snowman kit and put it out side and Boom! Just like that you have a perfect snowman that talks and will plat with you, and best of all it doesn't melt! The Bio Snowman is the perfect Christmas present.

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A liveing breathing human sized GUMDROP! delisous and a good friend   : by robert

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Is your hot cocoa too hot buy the anti hot cocoa machine. if so that machine will make  it just right. (call 222-2222)

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OH NO, santas behind on time, what should he do? He can just use his chronoblaster. You might be wondering what it does,  all santa has to do is press a few buttons and it shoots out a portal so he can go back in time in case he is behind schedule.  ( side a efects are santa getting skinnier and head akes. )
By: Patrick Sippel and Josh Rauch

Is a good Christmas presant for people ages 20-120.  If you want one call
(510)943- Santa
If you order a week before Christmas you get a second one DOUBLE THE PRICE!!!

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by Elise Witzleben

OH NO!!! santa can't fit the last toy in the toy bag!!!  What should he do? He should buy the microtoyanater so he can shrink the toy so he can put all the toys in one bag so it can all fit with room to spare. ut make sure to hurry because it wears of in 3 hours;););)

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Bioshovelmachine                      By Deacon F.

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Oh no! Santa's last shovel just broke! Lucky enough Santa has the Bioshovelmachine that thing comes right out of Santa's pants and it goes out in front of him and scoops all of the snow so he can have a very safe walk.

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The bio elf on the shelf is not your regular type of elf, this elf is active, and will be your best friend!( maybe even give you presents or prank you!) and you can even touch them! Your elf will give your family the best Christmas spirit that your family deserves!
I hope you have the best Christmas with your friendly bio elf.

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Oh No! Santa can't fit in his sleigh. What shall he do. The Santa shrinkanator will shrink santa to the size that he needs to be to fit in his sleigh.

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Wanna watch the stars? Wonder how they look like up close? Well then, buy a Asterwatcher! Just go outside when it's dark and pointing it at the sky. Get your phone, tablet or iPad and connect it to the wire. Look onto your electronic device and you will see the stars, comets, planets and more! You can even take pictures and videos and send them to your friends! Only cost $10 and if you buy it today, you get 1 free! Only sold at Walmart. Now you can watch the stars on Christmas night! Also a good Santa detector!

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Ever read the story of the gingerbread man? Well have you ever wanted a real gingerbread man? With a good personality and taste,you will have a fun and delicious friend! Party all night and have a treat!!!!! Instead of having traditional gingerbread people,have fun ones.

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is a robotic toy maker (or elf) that makes a dozen toys in less than a second.this way the elves can rest for a while claire

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it prints toys so elves don't have to make them (:- Speed demon 84