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I operate in dad jokes, terrible puns and sarcasm.

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Before I die, I'd like to go to Switzerland. I'm incredibly scared of planes and deep waters, so I have to figure out a way to drive there.

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My favorite movie and soundtrack.

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I'm always asked my age, so I was born in 1995.

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I love penguins. They are my favorite animal (besides my dog). I have a penguin tattoo behind my ear.

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My all-time favorite book. Warning, this is definitely not a good read for those under 18 years of age.

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Go sports team! I hope everyone has fun.

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"Heart-attack Hogs" or "Heartbreak Hogs"- whichever you prefer, I'm a fan.

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"...or perhaps in Slytherin you'll make your real friends. Those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends."

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I am a diehard Harry Potter fan. Every "Sorting Hat" test I've taken has sorted me into Slytherin. I fought it at first, but now I accept and embrace it.

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My all-time favorite band. They broke up and broke my heart, but they're back together again so we're working it out.

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I am also an avid reader! I love YA books, especially Dystopian Fiction.

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I have the best dog in the world, objectively speaking.

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My sense of humor summed up in one show.

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I love The Office.
Jim + Pam forever.

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I went to college at UAM in Monticello. I received my Bachelor's degree in English, and went on to get my Master's degree in teaching.

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My birthday is June 2nd. I accept gifts in the form of book recommendations, compliments and dad jokes.

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I grew up in Woodlawn, Arkansas and never left!

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This combines two of my loves: puzzles and New Girl! The more pieces in the puzzle, the better.

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I'm a concert junkie! I save up to go as many concerts as I can. I love all music, but specifically "red-dirt" country, Americana and anything at all from the 90's.

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You can tell a lot about a person by their drink choices. Take this as you will.

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One of my top tv recommendations.

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My first teaching job was at Fordyce High School, where I'm still the coolest 9th and 10th grade English teacher.