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You are really ugly. Your hair is greesy. You smell like poop and you have no friends.

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I'm going to exacerbate your digestive issues.

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You are as foul as a discount bath and body works store.

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If it were a snake it would have bit you.

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You look paleolitic

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You have a punchable face

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You're not reading.

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You are genuinley braindead

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You're not nonchalant

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You the six to my seven

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Then you go back to teaching

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He tried to do a backflip and fell flat—ts dusty.

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You stupid clanker

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If you want attention huryup and be a historical figure

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He finally stood up to the bully—yes, king!

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You feelin me?

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If John Pork calls, you gotta pick up

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“Don’t make that shortface at me, you know I’m right.”

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“She said 2 + 2 = 5 with full confidence… ts fryin.”

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I thought I could beat her at spelling bee, but I lost—chopped huz

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Ill tell you what you look like but you won't like it.

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You're auraless

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Get a load of this guy?

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He finished the project in one night? Thats hus.

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You said the answer was 10, but it was actually 12—your chopped

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He said he can dunk, but he’s hella mid.

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Of course she brought snacks to the study group, TSpmo.

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You laughed so loud at the teacher’s joke, typeshi.