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Thank you for saving the day jake and james. You are two really cool, hot dudes.

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What he would like is something to do with a bike.

[singing] also would you be interested in buying my magical healing crystals? They are on special offer for two thousand dollars!!

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To find what you desire, you must look to the shower.

Buy my magical crystals!

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all hanging out everything is normal until get a phone call from a random number threatening something unless we get dad a perfect present for christmas. We talk about how james has found a really easy money making loophole?

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manage to hack the phone number to tell us the location of the caller, leads us to a phone number. we call it and it is cow milking man. he tells us a riddle and trys to get us to buy his magical healing crystals

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we follow milking man's clue to another person from fiver who gives a very obvious riddle about what dad would like for christmas but also trys to sell us the same miracle crystals (possibly starts to explain how you use them saying somewthing like "all you have to do it put them up your...", we put down phone.

We have no idea what the obvious clue means so we spend a while thinking.

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We bait the audience out to think that we have figured out what the clue means, but in fact we make up our minds that the crystals are what we should buy for dad - abi and mum are the staight person/voice of reason.

Look at how much the crystals are and they are very expensive, so we need to find a way to raise all of the money. Shot of us both looking at the very easy money loophole thing and then back at each other (baiting audience into thinking we are going to use that to pay for crystals) but then someone suggests making a best selling album and we jump on the idea

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there is a large montage of us making an album. we start acting famous and being drunk all the time, use down and out rockstar tropes but turns out we've only sold 3 copies to old person (only because they forgot they'd bought the previous two) we have a large fight because of this. During the fight we turn on the radio accidentally and hear one of our songs on there, we stop fighting and start celebrating.

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we finally get a lot of money from the album and we use it all to buy the miracle gems. we get male model spanish guy on fiverr to say thanks jake and james you have saved the day and you are so cool and awesome. we give dad the gems in person after this.

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crystals