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We have lied in the shadows to long, Pandas, Penguins, Monkeys RISE!

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We have lied in the shadows to long, Pandas, Penguins, Monkeys RISE!

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monke story time

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we have a new enemy

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Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fel-diddly-ella brutheroo amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i diddily ding dong don't mean to be riddly-rude my friend pal home slice bread slice diddily ding dong dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddily ding dong diddly diddily ding dong darn step riddly-right there im going to have to diddily ding dong diddly diddily ding dong darn snap ur noodly-neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? Diddily ding dong do yuo want that? Diddily ding dong do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? Because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up wel-diddly-ell gosh diddily ding dong diddly diddily ding dong darn i just might have to get noodly-not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy!

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the PANDAISIM alliance fighting the elmos

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the PANDAISIM alliance fighting the elmos

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*sends them to space* NEVER ENTER OUR DOMAIN

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*sends them to space* NEVER ENTER OUR DOMAIN

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Secret person one codename long: we must plan a perfect attack catch them by surpise.

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Secret person 2 code name big boss: I have the "Perfect" idea.

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when you're still eating at a restaurant but your family starts signing the bill

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when you're still eating at a restaurant but your family starts signing the bill

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Yes, it is coming along, perfectly.

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ATTACK PANDAS

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punts the Elmo's 30000 miles away

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it is final, we agree to the alliance...

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it is final, we agree to the alliance...

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that'l be 3 grand for my services

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hello my children I am here to make the alliance with the pandas and monkeys

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hello my children I am here to make the alliance with the pandas and monkeys

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Heres how to do push ups but with a demintia person. First, go up and down

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Heres how to do push ups but with a demintia person. First, go up and down

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did you forget to take your schizophrenia pills?

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did you forget to take your schizophrenia pills?

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our strongest warrior...   Demolisher of existince...

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our strongest warrior...   Demolisher of existince...

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you have 10 minutes to take the first hit on us, then it is our turn foul red talking tomatoes

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you have 10 minutes to take the first hit on us, then it is our turn foul red talking tomatoes

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oi oi oi, who dares to break in our palace...

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oi oi oi, who dares to break in our palace...

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THE MONKEYS AND PENGUINS HAVE NOW ALLIED WITH THE PANDAS

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THE MONKEYS AND PENGUINS HAVE NOW ALLIED WITH THE PANDAS

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MONKEY SOLDIERS MUST RISE TO HELP THE PANDAS

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MONKEY SOLDIERS MUST RISE TO HELP THE PANDAS