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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”

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What is Beethoven doing now?
De-composing.

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What is Beethoven doing now?
De-composing.

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What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA.

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What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA.

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C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender shows them the door and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”

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C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender shows them the door and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”

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*whispers in your ear* 
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE

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*whispers in your ear* 
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE

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this wall is doing fine stop hating us jenny

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this wall is doing fine stop hating us jenny

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vad heter sångaren som gav upp sin karriär och började sälja senap

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vad heter sångaren som gav upp sin karriär och började sälja senap

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cellin dijon

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What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop Music

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What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop Music

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JHOT ON THE CLOCK, BUT THE PARTY WONT STOP NO, OHOHOHOH, OHOHOHOH

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JHOT ON THE CLOCK, BUT THE PARTY WONT STOP NO, OHOHOHOH, OHOHOHOH

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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.

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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.

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My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.

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My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.

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JHOT ON THE CLOCK BUT THE PARTY WONT STOP NO, OHOHOHOH

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JHOT ON THE CLOCK BUT THE PARTY WONT STOP NO, OHOHOHOH

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 Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

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 Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

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DONT BREAK THIS HEART OF MINE

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Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

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Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

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What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A dino-snore.

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What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A dino-snore.

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Jenny won't notice this message,  i don't think she knows what she has started
I will build an army of dogs and take over the world. They will learn to sing pamela in the original key, without sounding constrained in any way.

Dogs are lovers. Dogs are perfect.

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Jenny won't notice this message,  i don't think she knows what she has started
I will build an army of dogs and take over the world. They will learn to sing pamela in the original key, without sounding constrained in any way.

Dogs are lovers. Dogs are perfect.

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9 servings of brownie is comprised of:

1/2 cup + 2 tablespoons salted butter melted
1 cup granulated sugar
2 large eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1/2 cup melted milk chocolate chips
3/4 cup all-purpose flour
1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup milk chocolate chips

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9 servings of brownie is comprised of:

1/2 cup + 2 tablespoons salted butter melted
1 cup granulated sugar
2 large eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1/2 cup melted milk chocolate chips
3/4 cup all-purpose flour
1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup milk chocolate chips

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I am very susceptible when it comes to bullying. 

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I am very susceptible when it comes to bullying. 

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Erica propagates for mass orgies and covering dead girls in fat

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Erica propagates for mass orgies and covering dead girls in fat

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baguett bakers barely beget benefits by beating bread bakers 

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baguett bakers barely beget benefits by beating bread bakers 

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Man 42 searching for "appropriate"
 young sheep 

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Man 42 searching for "appropriate"
 young sheep 

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Hi im searching for my son, he's susceptible to soap, so stinky that some say soap wont succeed the stink

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Hi im searching for my son, he's susceptible to soap, so stinky that some say soap wont succeed the stink

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Being outgoing could be an innate characteristic.

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Being outgoing could be an innate characteristic.

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It is not appropriate to propagate innate behavior

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It is not appropriate to propagate innate behavior

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That makes me feel susceptible to be overrun prior the end of the day

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I'm susceptible to being abused by dwarf crocodiles, (sexually)

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I'm susceptible to being abused by dwarf crocodiles, (sexually)

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I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.

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I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.

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Prior to esko, i was a whole person. not I am empty

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Prior to esko, i was a whole person. not I am empty

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loving picardy thirds is an innate characteristic 

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loving picardy thirds is an innate characteristic 

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The downside to same sex relationships is that it is impossible to beget, (and also it's gay).

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The downside to same sex relationships is that it is impossible to beget, (and also it's gay).

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let's implement murder to solve the Esko problem

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let's implement murder to solve the Esko problem

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Musicality is not an innate characteristic

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Musicality is not an innate characteristic

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it is appropriate to cry at the Esko week ;(

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it is appropriate to cry at the Esko week ;(

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I can implement anything you want,  in the bed ;)

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I can implement anything you want,  in the bed ;)

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all of these crutches and i still can't stand you

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all of these crutches and i still can't stand you

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Prior to the prairie per posted a pair of pancakes to pass the pancakes to pamela

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Prior to the prairie per posted a pair of pancakes to pass the pancakes to pamela

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let´s implement murder to stop this stealing  

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let´s implement murder to stop this stealing  

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it is innate to hate Esko, everyone does it

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it is innate to hate Esko, everyone does it

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My thoughts are overrun by the upcoming esko lesson

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My thoughts are overrun by the upcoming esko lesson

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Minor 2nd's should always be prior to dominant chords.

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Minor 2nd's should always be prior to dominant chords.

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Boys are not very prevalent in this class, since it's female dominated, not to confuse with dominatrix.

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Boys are not very prevalent in this class, since it's female dominated, not to confuse with dominatrix.

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as an Es2a:er it´s an innate characteristic to write a name of the spooöp everywhere

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as an Es2a:er it´s an innate characteristic to write a name of the spooöp everywhere

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I implement pain upon those who try to pass my district without paying their legal fees

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I implement pain upon those who try to pass my district without paying their legal fees

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I like to appropriate cultures that aren't mine

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I like to appropriate cultures that aren't mine

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this site comprises a lot of Stoeph

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if you talk at arko you will get overrun by Birger

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if you talk at arko you will get overrun by Birger

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this is not appropriate

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its not appropriate to date your sibling 

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its not appropriate to date your sibling 

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Picardy Third should be implemented as law.

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Picardy Third should be implemented as law.

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Prior to living in S
weden i was living in Umeå

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Prior to living in S
weden i was living in Umeå