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So this is ive and is something that I’ve actively been doing for 7 months.. give or take a couple of days where I have let the lazy side of my brain rationalize why I “deserve” to not make my bed.

This is something that I’m able to do with a lot.. especially sweets. I also feel like food is food and I’m tired of guilt tripping myself into believing that sweets are the enemy. It’s a waste of energy and wayyyyy too tiring.

It was my friends birthdya this past weekend and her family brought her a portillo’s chocolate cake. She set it out because she really wants the rest of us to eat it so she doesn’t cus we are all obviously powerless over this cake.

I have been thinking about this cake since last night. My only defense is that magnolia bakery is so much better and the last time I had portillo’s chocolate cake I wasn’t impressed.

I have not had mangolia bakery in two weeks *crazy I know. So this cake is calling to me.

At this point I can’t even see the cake and I am still craving it.

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The cake wasn’t as good as magnolia’s but I can’t complain. Chocolate is always bomb and it was really fluffy.

I just discovered that there’s cookies and brownies too... that is something I will leave for another time to analyze the opportunity cost.

Happy Monday. Cake is always worth it.

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I have decided the chocolate cake is my morning snack. This has been a battle but the chocolate cake has won out. I will not be a complete savage and eat with just a fork because that’s rude and would ruin the cake for everyone else.. and be really gross. But I would like to.

Honestly I’m happy to have the cake. YOLO. It’s time to seize the day and this is how I’d like to celebrate this extremely cold Monday.

It’s literally shining. The cake looks so perfect that you can’t even see the counter. Okay it actually doesn’t look perfect and I don’t know who in their right mind didn’t have a full piece and left the bottom... I guess someone who had more self control. That’s cool with me. WOOOO MORNING CAKE

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I’m feeling pretty ridiculous that this has been such a struggle but this has been my morning and I am here to share it.

I have decided to have a survey a friend who just woke up-

Her opinion was have the almonds and save $$$... she wasn’t aware the cake is downstairs. She has retracted her statement and now says to go for the chocolate cake. Well. This is really leading the odds in favor of having the chocolate cake.

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Okay so after three hours of me trying to watch breaking bad *yes I have not watched it, I know it’s crazy* and we have awful WiFi so the quality is poor and it keeps lagging. First world problems.

I’ve decided to have a small dance party. So far no one else is up (or is already in class) so this is a solo mission.

I’m getting really hungry so it’s time for a snack... this is a dangerous time

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Chris Lake - Turn Off The Lights ft. Alexis Roberts by Chris Lake

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I’ve successfully distracted myself for 3 hours

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I’ve successfully distracted myself for 3 hours

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Honestly I’m just impressed I’ve lasted this long but I am currently writing this post in real time *well from this point on* and I’m not feeling too hot about not eating it.

My friend just texted me that I should eat the cake because I have all day to burn off the calories. This is a very fair point. Right now I see no reason not to eat the cake except to prove a point to myself.

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And I’m not exactly craving sour patch kids yet but I am definitely hungry. At this point I have noticed through my extensive I’ve research that I don’t crave sugar right when I wake up.

This is a very exciting W for me because I’m able to make a smoothie. My smoothies normally incorporate spinach, kale, carrots ***LOOK AT ME GO, and then some sort of fruit.