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Maija, the resident obnoxious commentator, could not think of anything clever to say

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Lady Gaga, an artistic and awesome performer, is a spectacular human being.

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Maria, a young positive woman, could charm even potato chips.

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Tigers, the most ferocious beast, are just giant cats.

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my ice cream (fosters freeze half and half dipped in chocolate) melted in my hands within almost 5 minutes

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Swimming - a horrendous sport- makes children cry every day.

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Mr.Varni (the shortest man alive) has a fiery passion for red heads.

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Rachel, the strongest cripple out there, beat up Tracy today.

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Mitt Romney (a human mood ring) is releasing his new rap album, "Binders Fulla Women".

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Cassady Davis - a spectacular 4.3 gpa student - had mistaken chocolate on her leg for a cut

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T-bone, a stubborn buck-wild steer, loves running in the arena.

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The water bottle (a ponderous red creation) sat quietly on Ms. Lamont's desk.

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Mr Pearson, the principal of VHS, is secretly Captain Planet

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Jessi Loring-- the coolest person on Earth-- decided to get me a whisk for my birthday.

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Spongebob SquarePants--a yellow sponge--asks a conch for life advice.

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The Vintage dive team-- a group of magnificent creatures-- will be diving today against American Canyon.

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The koala, a cute and cuddly mammal, is a vicious beast.

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Tiffany, a hungry sprite, comes to class ready to eat her lucky charms.

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Barack Obama, the president of the United States, states he likes pizza.

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T he students at vintage high school-- the most SPECTACULAR school in the northern hemisphere-- tend to end up purchasing bagels instead of going to class.

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Donald Trump, a famous wrinkly orange with a toupée, has decided to run for president.

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College interviewers (the scariest people in the world) can be very intimidating.

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Kanye West(self-proclaimed God) hates the paparazzi.

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A certain phrase--"ancient astronaut theorists suggest"-- always precedes believable sentences

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:^) Ancient astronaut theorists (some of the most inelegant people on the history channel) tend to get carried away with the vivid images of aliens gifting Egyptians with tesla coils. (^: