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just came by to say hi skdhsh

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gonna need you to get to replying , my friend

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gonna need you to get to replying , my friend

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idk what to do with myself rn

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corny jokes, pick up lines, singing, memes or my random thoughts spam?

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:) come back, i'm bored.

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okay wait this was me when you hit me w "princess"

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okay wait this was me when you hit me w "princess"

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you're not ready for the full effect of mushiness i have

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you ever just like.. stare at someone like they're some kind of art?

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you ever just like.. stare at someone like they're some kind of art?

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me @ you .

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when you think about me, what's the first thing that comes to mind?

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NIGGA YOU AIN'T UZI YOU AIN'T CARTI DAMN SURE NOT ME

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NIGGA YOU AIN'T UZI YOU AIN'T CARTI DAMN SURE NOT ME

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have i ever mentioned my love for the sailing team?

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have i ever mentioned my love for the sailing team?

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you have a lot to learn, young grasshopper

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how people loooovelovelove floyd mayweather but hate chris brown bc he's a "woman beater" but floyd's son filed a police report bc he witness him beating his mom. but, hey, that's non of my business. i'm just in my corner

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fun fact: i can spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious by heart but i can't spell restaurant without using spell check

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fun fact: i can spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious by heart but i can't spell restaurant without using spell check

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like, disney cartoons bc if not, you're about to suuuuuuffer, my boy

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we can't talk if you don't so it's either yes or yes.

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i wish to cuddle you and love on you but you're not replying so i'm finna eat some chicken nuggets and get a smoothie

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i wish to cuddle you and love on you but you're not replying so i'm finna eat some chicken nuggets and get a smoothie

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dry chicken nuggets are literally the worst thing ever

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dry chicken nuggets are literally the worst thing ever

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i won't ever actually admit it but you're preeeetty cute. you didn't hear it from me though.

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i won't ever actually admit it but you're preeeetty cute. you didn't hear it from me though.

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i actually love that song as much as i deny it.

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i actually love that song as much as i deny it.

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so LADADEDADE WE LIKE TO PARTY DANCIN WIT MOLLY DOIN WHATEVER WE WAAAAANT

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so LADADEDADE WE LIKE TO PARTY DANCIN WIT MOLLY DOIN WHATEVER WE WAAAAANT

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this is our house
this is our room
and we can't stoppppppp

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i'm bored + you're not replying fast enough sooooo

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i'm bored + you're not replying fast enough sooooo

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imma be annoying :)

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it's very handy

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Bc then it's a foot

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What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?

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What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?

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LMAYO

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What do you give a cannibal that shows up late for dinner ?

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What do you give a cannibal that shows up late for dinner ?

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The cold shoulder

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What do you get when you cross sonic the hedgehog and curious george?

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What do you get when you cross sonic the hedgehog and curious george?

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2 fast 2 curious

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Did you hear about the new movie 'Constipation'? It never came out

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Did you hear about the new movie 'Constipation'? It never came out

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LMFAO that was funny and you know it

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Beef jerky

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micro..waves sjsasdjadsk get it ?

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

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A thesaurus

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Your going to be my mans my guy💪🏾💪🏾😂😂😂😂😂

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Your going to be my mans my guy💪🏾💪🏾😂😂😂😂😂

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if you were a vegetable , you'd be a cutecumber.

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if you were a vegetable , you'd be a cutecumber.

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that was corny. get it? corny lmaoooo

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because you look exactly like my next boyfriend.

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did you invent the airplane? because you're just wright for me

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did you invent the airplane? because you're just wright for me

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gotta start off reaaaaal cheesy

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PROMISE THAT YOU'LL LOOOOOVE ME. LOVE ME LIKE YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN

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PROMISE THAT YOU'LL LOOOOOVE ME. LOVE ME LIKE YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN

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YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING BOUT THIS, MY GUY

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i'm about to pop out with some alicia keys, young grasshopper

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i'm about to pop out with some alicia keys, young grasshopper

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- brandizzle

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i mean, i could sing to you again if that's better

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i mean, i could sing to you again if that's better

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;) lmao

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Yours truly (Jordyn)🌻💛

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but the reaaaal question is, do you like coconut water?

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but the reaaaal question is, do you like coconut water?

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i mean, you probably never had it but if you have and you say yes, imma just assume you also eat ass.

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oh for the love of god, please say the right answer.

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i'm genuinely interested

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if you haven't imma have to show you that one, too

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so i woke up wit my wood hard

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the doors go dat way *2 chainz vc*

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imma teach you german

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see ya later, my friend

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nice shirt. is it made of boyfriend material?

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nice shirt. is it made of boyfriend material?

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okay obviously i'm just getting bored.

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are you a candle? cause i'm going to blow you.

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are you a candle? cause i'm going to blow you.

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^ i'm really not though.

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you look like a hard worker. i have an opening you can fill

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you look like a hard worker. i have an opening you can fill

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LMFAO I FELT SO WHITE TYPING THAT

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i got lines for these but idk which you like better

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you look like trash, can i take you out?

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you look like trash, can i take you out?

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when it 1500 plus 20 and 1600 minus 40 the same ?

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when it 1500 plus 20 and 1600 minus 40 the same ?

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military time ; it's 3:20

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what has cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and water but no fish?

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what has cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and water but no fish?

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What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?

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What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?

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Your name

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i must be lightning mcqueen because you got my heart racing.

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i must be lightning mcqueen because you got my heart racing.

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you ugly if you don't get the reference

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call me Pooh cause all I want is you, honey

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call me Pooh cause all I want is you, honey

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i'd be happy to die for a taste of what angel hadddddd; someone to live for , unafraid to say

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i'd be happy to die for a taste of what angel hadddddd; someone to live for , unafraid to say

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I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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LMFAO not really , my babies too little for all that

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you just ugly

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but you make me laugh so it's cool

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or are you always this hot?

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i think they meant it when they said you can't buy love now ik you can rent it, a new lease you are my loveeeee on lifeeeeee

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i think they meant it when they said you can't buy love now ik you can rent it, a new lease you are my loveeeee on lifeeeeee

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on my liiiiiiiIIIIIIIFEEEEE

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are you a sea lion ? cause i can see you lion on my bed tonight.

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are you a sea lion ? cause i can see you lion on my bed tonight.

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and you said my lines were bad, gtho, ik you see this art

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Live in my house, i'll be your shelterrrrr just pay me back with one thousand kissessssss be my loverrrrrr

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Live in my house, i'll be your shelterrrrr just pay me back with one thousand kissessssss be my loverrrrrr

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and i'll cover youuuuuuuuuuUUUUUU

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one day a woman is sitting in her hotel room and gets a knock on the door. she opens it and sees a man she's never seen before. he says "oh, sorry, i thought this was my room" and walks off. after going back in her room, she calls security. why was she suspicious of the man?

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one day a woman is sitting in her hotel room and gets a knock on the door. she opens it and sees a man she's never seen before. he says "oh, sorry, i thought this was my room" and walks off. after going back in her room, she calls security. why was she suspicious of the man?

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it actually took me a little minute to get it but you got this, lil grasshopper.

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one day, we're gonna watch rent okay? okay.

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one day, we're gonna watch rent okay? okay.

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are you an orphanage ? cause i wanna give you kids.

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are you an orphanage ? cause i wanna give you kids.

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LMFAO no i do not.

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BABY BOY YOU STAY ON MINNNND BABY BOY YOU ARE SOOOO DAMN FINE

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BABY BOY YOU STAY ON MINNNND BABY BOY YOU ARE SOOOO DAMN FINE

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BABY BOY WON'T YOU BE MINE

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i low key thing i'm gonna give myself a cavity w all the sugar i've had in the past two days

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i low key thing i'm gonna give myself a cavity w all the sugar i've had in the past two days

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never had a cavity a day in my life , imma cry

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baby boy not a day goes byyyyyy without my fantasiessssss

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baby boy not a day goes byyyyyy without my fantasiessssss

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the fact that you don't even know my name is purty funny lmfao

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the fact that you don't even know my name is purty funny lmfao

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baby boy you stay on my minnnd fulfill my fantasiesssss i think about you all the time

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baby boy you stay on my minnnd fulfill my fantasiesssss i think about you all the time

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i see you in my dreams

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i'll sing some posty to you.

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respond faster, you're my main source of entertainment.

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respond faster, you're my main source of entertainment.

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come back.

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wanna hear some bruno mars this evening or should i do some more recent ones or some throwbacks

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wanna hear some bruno mars this evening or should i do some more recent ones or some throwbacks

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lemme know watcha trynna hear , baby boyyyyy

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i was about to say something headass but i forgot as soon as i started typing

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i was about to say something headass but i forgot as soon as i started typing

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a'right what four letter word can be written forward or backwards or upside down and still be read from left to right ?

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a'right what four letter word can be written forward or backwards or upside down and still be read from left to right ?

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look here . you gone stop with these hard ass questions child

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look here . you gone stop with these hard ass questions child

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baaaaaby , i can't keep my eyes off youuuuuu so hypnotized by the way you moooooove and i juuuust wanna knooooow baby what's yo nameeeeee

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baaaaaby , i can't keep my eyes off youuuuuu so hypnotized by the way you moooooove and i juuuust wanna knooooow baby what's yo nameeeeee

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AWWWWWWWWW SHIIIIIIT BABY GOT HER OWN COLUMN , I DIGGGGG IT

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AWWWWWWWWW SHIIIIIIT BABY GOT HER OWN COLUMN , I DIGGGGG IT

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i'm finna sing some headass songs because it's that time of night, okay?

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i'm finna sing some headass songs because it's that time of night, okay?

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okay

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you can see me in water but i never get wet. what am i?

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you can see me in water but i never get wet. what am i?

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so no one tolllld you life was gonna be this waaaaaay

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so no one tolllld you life was gonna be this waaaaaay

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CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

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your padlet looks weird with the random spaces now lmaooo

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your padlet looks weird with the random spaces now lmaooo

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what has four fingers and a thumb but isn't living ?

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what has four fingers and a thumb but isn't living ?

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a boy and a doctor went fishing. the boy is the doctor's son but the doctor isn't the boy's father. who is the doctor?

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a boy and a doctor went fishing. the boy is the doctor's son but the doctor isn't the boy's father. who is the doctor?