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A watch that tells time and also has a salt container!
Highly used by League of legends players

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Extra Sole Protector (Skateboarding protection)

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Extra Sole Protector (Skateboarding protection)

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Tired of getting your soles messed up from doing to much skateboard tricks. Attach this under your shoe sole and it lasts twice as long!

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Find your bike at any time or any place in the most low key way possible. Garenteed to find your bike 100% of the time. (Dumbass Products is not responsible for any damage done to yourself or any personal property)

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Wanna look cool and block your eyes? We got the product just for you...

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Having some trouble keeping the ball by your side? Want to become the new Messi without doing anything? It's now possible with Velcosser. Just attach the ball to your shoe and you're all set! 100% ball controll.

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A packet that you fill with beer and hide under your beard. Comes with detachable bendy straw. can also be used for snacks.

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When you're tossing and turning in bed and the covers come off of your feet but you're too lazy to reach down and grab them, just press a button that controls tongs that will reach and grab your covers and pull them down so you don't have to!

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It's really annoying when you have a long hair and it constantly drips water after you shower. So....

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who said you can eat soup with chopsticks?

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A coat that blows hot air through the inside so you never get cold. Because winter coats are never warm enough

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Practically a beer glass filled with fake beer. Once you try and drink the beer it will appear as if the glass is getting emptier, while in fact you're not drinking anything! Just so you can pretend to be a man.

(Functionality: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poZII79ljnI)

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A beer glass with a hole in it  so the beer disappears while u don't get drunk.
A win-win situation