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gnome collecting ( i swear im not into gnomes i just like creeping out my dad)

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gnome collecting ( i swear im not into gnomes i just like creeping out my dad)

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Simping for fictional characters (cough Katniss Everdeen)

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A gay playing MARINA and walking in slow motion at three am who just got all dressed up and did their makeup even though they’re only going to 7-Eleven to get (another) monster energy drink (it’s their tenth today and its only three hours into the day, someone help them)

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a Muppet trying to trying to be a human but there noodle legs are too week to get that ~strut~.

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a Muppet trying to trying to be a human but there noodle legs are too week to get that ~strut~.

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a frog who just broke their leg and is also trying to destroy the McDonalds for getting their order wrong  

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a frog who just broke their leg and is also trying to destroy the McDonalds for getting their order wrong  

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Crying to Taylor Swift and dying my hair for the fifth time this month while drinking iced tea, I’m dying it blood red so you’ll never know if I killed someone or had a mental breakdown. Or both

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Your Pinterest feed that’s always calling you out?

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Your grandma asking if you like her sock tea 🍵

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The girls the gays and the they’s? (You cannot get away from us, we are everywhere. We have spies, you cannot escape us. Beware the girl in red listeners, beware.)

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Petting snakes with his pet fish at the zoo

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Fighting with little kids for the last lollipop 🍭 vary cool of him

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a napkin with your Five Gum from 6th grade

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a napkin with your Five Gum from 6th grade

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an IOU for an essay