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Dear King Louis and Marie Antoinette, weee are never ever ever getting back together!

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People are paid with MONEY, not BRIOCHE. And even if there was brioche, IT DOESN'T EXIST because you decided to recklessly spend the entire COUNTRY'S wealth on pointy shoes and extravagant parties. Instead of spending the money on parties, you can at least spend it on health care, because obviously you have serious hearing and vision issues and can't hear or even see the millions of people screaming of hunger. We need FOOD, not EXCUSES.

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Food? Have I mentioned food??And also, I can't believe you'd abandon me for that America! What about me? Am I not good enough for you? Why are you taxing ME to help with the American Revolution?? Living in your little world of extravagance in the Palace of Versailles, blinded by your ego and "wealth", you forgot about your people, the people who depended on and trusted you to guide the country to thrive.

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T H E                                    D E C L A R A T I O N

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Independence = No more starvation or poverty! Instead of being walking zombies, we'll actually be walking humans! Amazing! It also means that we will have the right to liberty, property, security, and resistance to oppression. Ignorance, neglect, or contempt of the rights of man, we believe are the sole cause of public discord and the corruption of governments. With us no longer being together, the government will finally be able to heal and thrive. I've seen what happened with America and George, and I realized that I deserve independence as well. I don't deserve ignorance and arrogance from you. No more manipulation, no more repression, no more feudalism from you. I'm done.

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France.

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Oh wow, I really didn't know that you felt that way at all? Did you not like the brioche I provided for you? Did you not enjoy the free weight loss plan I provided for the people? I suppose not. In my opinion, I think you're being a bit ungrateful, but anyways, au revoir! I know you're just jealous, and you know you'll be back running into my arms.