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why are you here, down in this Abyss?  Its not too late to go back... (wait, whats that door over there? go in? https://padlet.com/CasualRage/666624763aecsp642769283)

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why are you here, down in the abyss? there is nothing here, go back... (wait, what's that weird door over there? go in? https://padlet.com/CasualRage/666624763aecsp642769283)

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Hehe this is the same person that posted this post at the bottom- just 4 months later :)

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Hehe this is the same person that posted this post at the bottom- just 4 months later :)

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if you noticed this, then congrats! you made it to the bottom and jungkook congratulates you. you traveled far to get here.

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annyeonghaseyo jeoneun bangtan sonyeondan hwanggeum maknae jeon jungkook imnida

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annyeonghaseyo jeoneun bangtan sonyeondan hwanggeum maknae jeon jungkook imnida

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hi im the realest jungkook. FAM ARENT WE ALL LIKE SNOW WHITE AND 7 DWARVES BUT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THERE ARE TOO MANY OF US. anyhow . . . im the jungkook that enjoys playing town of salems with you and lie a lot but you still believe me because i'm you amirite THINK OF A GAME WHERE EVERYONE HAS JUNGKOOK AS THEIR NAME WOULDNT THAT BE COOL NOW. anyhow have a nice birthday and eat lots of cake and DONT WATCH WEIRD VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE EVEN THOUGHT YOU ARE LEGAL NOW [ just kidding i watch them too ]

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lol just like the fanfic abt chanbaek. anw. i'm sure you cant guess who i am bc bc- can't tell you the reason hehehehe. hAPPY BIRTHDAY NOSEKOOK. OMG OMG. YOURE OVER-KOOK(COOKED) OK THAT'S LAME. this will be the very first conversation that we will have. oh wait, this is not convo bc this is a message. u cant reply to this so we couldn't call this a coverstation. i hAVENT TALKED TO U B4. HAVE FUN WITH UR BDAY OK OK. TREAT US!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH LOVE AND CARE. LOL WTF AM I SAYING. [ I'M STILL SUFFERING WITH MY MATH PROBLEM ] STAY STRONG OK. BE GOLDEN. I WANT YOU 2 BE HAPPY. ARACHI?!?!?! PLEASE DO TELL JIMIN THAT HE GOT NO JAMS. AGAIN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KID. OH WAIT I AM A KID TOO. KIDBUDS. LOL I CANT STOP MYSELF FROM WRITING BC I AM SO HIGH AF. HEHEHEHEHE OMG. UHM CAN I ASK U SOMETHING, HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW OPPA. OPPA. OPPA. OR SHOULD I CALL YOU UNNIE????? HI JUNGKOOOK UNNIE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG. ok i need to calm myself now. huenguehugeogrshbo

just a friendly reminder, ur not hot.

what r u gonna do?

a. cry

b. kill me

c. run away

d. commit a suicide

e. nothing

oK WHATEVER. BYE HOT JUNGKOOK. I'M GONNA AGREE THAT UR HOT, JUST FOR TODAY OKAY BECAUSE ITS UR BIRTHDAY!!!!! *THROWS CAKE AT UR FACE*

OK BYE FOR REAL

HBD DONT 4GET THAT UR SPECIAL 2 US !!!!!!!

DONT SPREAD UR LEGS

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hi jjk. happy birthday and i hope you'll always be happy and stay healthy. saty safe wherever you going ok.

anyway i always call you kid. i love you and the one who always make typos. i see you and choiprm twitter user 👀

have fun guessing, kid ! love ya

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im the one who thinks your bio is 12/10. bye. im craughing. frick. ok wait. uhm. oh right im still waiting for that cool awesome dm, u lil shit. ok i think you know who i am now. anyway - happy birthday!!!

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hi it's eunji, we haven't talked right, i'm gonna say it again, im eunji and i wanted to say happy birthday to you, not only happy birthday but ily already! !! !! ! woah. i just. i. well jungkook u know noona loves dicks. so she might get some.

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HI. YOU PROBABLY NEVER EVEN SAW ME BC YOU'RE TOO #SENPAI FOR ME BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRO. i'm just a smoll kid with a nice hair color who often needs to pee and is annoyingly active, very emo at times and desperate for high tweetcount. have fun guessing, jjk senpai. :^)

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KEEP YOUNG KIND FUNY LOVELY COOL AND HANDSOME GUYS ! LOL

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wish for something here lol

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WE LOVE YOU JJK !

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HELLO XD I'm the bundle of happiness here~ can you guess me right hohoho . I dunno what to say here, because i'm new here, so let's talk later ! lol. But i guess you're really are a nice guy, cuz the other members are really really love you ! LOTS OF LOVE FOR YOU ♡♡♡ tonight you will be our star that shining so brightly ! OUR LITTLE STAR~  we love you~ can you see it ?

HAPPY BHIRTDAY JUNGKOOK !!!!!!

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you should feel blessed by my presence. i am the best thing that will ever happen to your miserable life.

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HELLO IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB? NO ITS JJK

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HELLO IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB? NO ITS JJK

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i think you know who it is. i'm probably the only one who said that, anyway. i'm hereby to drop my handsome presence in this beautiful padlet and wishes you a tremendous happy birthday. since you're growing up and becoming a young lil man. i'm sure, everyone will be proud of you.

why do i sound so literate. before i exit, this place. we love you very much and eat some cake, ok? don't forget about me, i need some too!

gotta blast. heart toes

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will you see this. will you scroll down to this point.

taps mic.  mic check one two three.

welcome to primary airlines, this is the cutest stewardess speaking. guess who.

anyway, happy birthday, little one. save the biggest portion of cake for me.

i'm blanking out.

happy birthday again.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ

by the way, you're one year closer to death.

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ANOTHER DANK MIXTAPE COMING YOUR WAY O SHIT

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ANOTHER DANK MIXTAPE COMING YOUR WAY O SHIT

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EHEM

FIRST LEMME HOP OUT THAT MOTHERTRUCKING PORCHE

I DONT WANNA HIT THAT ASS DONT SIT LIKE A HORSE

I AM YOUR APPAJI

APPA-JESUS

R U GETTING WHAT I'M THROWING DOWN

UH YEET

ITJIMA

AYYYEEEEE

UNDERWATER SQUAD

SKUURRR

DANK SHIT AF O DAMN THIS IS BOOTYFUL

THIS TRACK IS FLAME AF

YUNG FLAME-MINGO

LOL I FOUND MY NEW RAPPER NAME

YUNG PAPA FLAMEMINGO

I GTG

R U PROUD PAPA JYP

AOMG & ILLINAIRE

AND DON'T FORGET THAT YG SHIT

UH

YUNG FLAMEMINGO OUTTIE

i hope i don't get copyrighted for this rip

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i was being nice compared to other people ok

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i was being nice compared to other people ok

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JEON. UR GROSS.

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HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE JJK PAINTINGS  AND PHOTOGRAPHP Y HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT WORK 

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HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE JJK PAINTINGS  AND PHOTOGRAPHP Y HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT WORK 

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no

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hEY EHY I'M DOING THIS REAL QUICK CUS I WANA JOIN THE PARTY TOO AYYYYYY

i'm ur best buddy aka brah, bro, brotah lets conitneu on form that

i'm a beautiful maknae whos taller than like all of my memebrs cus thats how hot i am ;)))

check out my mixtape cus it's hella gr8 u know 11/10 woudl buy tbh it's pretty hot buy 102850285 of the copies ok oxxo luv

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no

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lol i get my own space because i'm special

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lol i get my own space because i'm special

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[ speaks into a mic ] mic check 1 2 3 hi i'm jjk and you're watching the disney channel.

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[ speaks into a mic ] mic check 1 2 3 hi i'm jjk and you're watching the disney channel.

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lol jk, no i'm jjk #000000000000000000000000000000000000

you're turning 84, i'm so proud of you oh my god. i'm surprised you still got muscles at an age like this wtf. happy birthday, kiddo! may all your hopes, dreams, and wishes come true. i honestly have no idea what to write here. BUT, HAPPY 84TH BIRTHDAY, MAN. STAY IN SCHOOL. LOVE 'YA, MUAH.

xoxo, gossip girl.

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HELLO JJK ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND ILY LOTS ILL TRY TO APPRECI8 INSTEAD OF H8 MORE BUT U WONT LOVE ME BACK SO IDK FAM

AGGRESSIVE HEART LEGS @ U

I THINK U KNOW WHO THIS IS SO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUB, LOTS OF LOVE OKAY

YOU JUST SAID YOU LOVED ME BACK NVM

INSERT SAD CRYING CAT PIC HERE.

hAPPY BIRTHDAY U SHIT ILY.

YOU'RE MY ONE AND ONLY LOVE OKAY.

LOVES U UP & DOWN

WI ARAE WI WI ARAE.

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you're getting old, its ok. the wrinkles will make you look beautiful as ever. i'm sorry- you're a beautiful cinnamon roll. be happy its ur day! happy birfdoo! ily

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and i admiration8 you.