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I would send funny and offensive breakup memes and ignore them irl until they get the hint and leave me alone.

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I would tell them, "It's over. I never liked you to begin with. It not me, it's you."

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I would just cheat on them and pretend like it never happened until they find out.

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I would go to her house and slap her across the face multiple times while repeatedly saying "I NEVER LOVED YOU!"

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I would go to a dance with them and when "Single Ladies" by Beyonce comes on, I would raise my hand to show them it's over.

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I would change my facebook status to in a relationship with another person

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I would hint to them of the event before I actually do it. The one the day I would take them out to dinner and then calmly address the fact over dessert. Then I'd leave him.

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I would break up over text and tell them our relationship is not working anymore.

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I'd pay someone to flirt with them, so I can act all surprised and mad that they were "cheating," which is now an excuse to avoid confrontation and break up right then and there.

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I would be honest to them and gently explain how I feel. If she does not take it well I would try to help her through it.

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I would accuse them of something so I would have a reason to break up with them.

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I would stop talking to them. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

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I would ignore them and avoid them at all costs.

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I would confront them face to face and explain my decision. I would do my best to break up on mutual terms.

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I would say it to their face that things aren't working out and it would be the best for both of us if we broke up

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I would leave them a stack of memes about people breaking up, then at the end leave a post it telling them to take a hint, and move to Canada before they came home

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I would leave them a stack of memes about people breaking up, then at the end leave a post it telling them to take a hint, and move to Canada before they came home

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I'd also leave a bunch of King Henry VIII memes 'cause those are the best memes

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I would decide to just tell them straightforward that it won't work out and just continue on.

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It depends on the situation pertaining to our relationship.  If the girl happened to be, for a lack of better words, a person who holds her kindness standard as much less that I, or any other human being, would, I would go up to her house, slap her, and tell her "I never loved you.  In fact, I hate you, and I hope you live the rest of your life a sad and miserable hermit."

However, if it is because of something such as conflicting personalities, I would try to make her break up with me by sending her subliminal messages.

P.S. There is a mystery about in the classroom.  Someone is pretending to be me, which is in fact an illegal crime, and is punishable by prison time in the United States.  Whoever is doing this, please stop, you person who holds a less-than-standard kindness than I, or the rest of the class.  I am infuriated beyond belief, and when I am infuriated, I can be angry. I would never cheat on a girl because I am a kind person. I would also never slap her multiple times, only once.

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I would have a discussion with my significant other,  and tell them face to face that our relationship no longer works. I would try to speak in a calm and respectful manner.

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I'd probably just ghost on them until they give up.

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or even creepier, in their backpack with like a half eaten piece of candy and a note that says "Trick or treat, well just a trick, I don't love you anymore. Happy Halloween!"

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I would talk to them face to face and let them know how I feel.

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I would talk to my significant other and tell them what I think is not working out between us. I will emphasize that this will be better for us both and explain my feelings.

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I would probably talk to them in a calm manner, and explain why I am making the decision, and I would hope that he understands.

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I'd leave a post it note saying "Sorry bout it, but not sorry." on their car windshield.