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Cmon @France - Your stupid Fort Duquesne is right where we want to put the new Pirates stadium! #abnerdoubledaynotbornyet #baseball @GWashington

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just found out I have no money
venmo: KingGeorge
#broke #taxtime

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Never thought we’d beat @RealGWashington at his own game. It was out of “necessity.”

#W'sOnly

#WashingtonCanceled

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@AmericanIndiansOfTheOhioRiverValley “Just finessed another British Colonial fort on the frontier, these British colonists are lacking.” #ToEasy #Finessed @NorthAmericanBritishColonies

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@Therealyfrench Not the French allying with the Indians, we really thought we had ya there for a sec.
#unlikelyally #lol

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brb gotta go tax the wankers across the sea 🏃🏽‍♀️🤑 #screwyouamericans #gimmemymoney

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Help me choose a name
Poll:
Quebec: 98%
Champlain: 2%
#thisorthat #livelaughexplore

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@france wya 🤨

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Here you go @france:
“L”

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@gwashington were comin for you and @Britain to beat the 💩 out of u at Fort Necessity

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@TheFrenchof1754 Au revoir from the “real” Americans, see ya on the other side of the world lol

#GoodbyeFrench
#SianaraPendejos

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You live and learn #characterdevelopment #sorry

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@france Where’s montreal at?

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“Fort Necessity should be called Fort Needless. @TheGreatestPresdent lost ⅓ of his troops and still, couldn't do anything.” #EasyVictory #CrushingDefeat

-group 4

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Gouvernment Officiel de la France @FrancaisOfficalGovernment

Shout out to everybody participating in the #furtrade, especially the Indian tribes who allied with us against the British @GreatBritain, and for taking Fort Necessity. Let’s defeat the British and Spanish who are trying to claim Ohio for themselves ! #OhioRiverValley

big g @washingtondeeznts

Reply to @FrancaisOfficialGovernment

ratio

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Yo @NativeAmericans u wanna ally and beat up @Britain?😏😈

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Just made a cool snake symbol for our Join or Die campaign. I could see this being on someone’s wall 268 years from now. #graphicdesign

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Handle: @France

@Gwashington we’re coming for that fort my boy😈 also your barber did you wrong🤣

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@wpitt: more money = less problems, unfortunately we have no money and a lot of problems lol #moredebt #worthit?

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lol we won losers

#wearethechampions #lol

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Just dropped the new plan check it out:
Albany Plan

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Join or die merch dropping soon #TimeToUnite

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@govDinwiddy why did you send me on that pointless mission! Now @France is pissed😡

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Handle: @France

@Gwashington we told you we were coming and you didn’t listen🤣💀 currently chilling in your old office😴💤

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@KingGeorgie - There is absolutely no excuse that I will listen to that could possibly justify #TheFrench losing Fort Louisbourg! Another win for the british! #ForTheCrown

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Leave my bestie alone #wewilliwin #daretofight

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@AlbanyCongress …about those gifts and guns…? #JoinOrDieisprettycatchy #WereInterested

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@France Catch me outside how bout that?

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@halfking: just killed someone got me feeling some typa way #rip #dead

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@George_tooshiesty that fort is as good as ours you tea drinking goon  #urdogwaterkid

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@tea_slurpers you can kiss your fort goodbye.. oh wait, we already took it
#suckstosuck  #losers

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@croissantlovers the pastries you left behind smell almost as good as victory

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@GreatBritain have you ever heard of something called the #proclamationof1763?
...we haven’t, neither has @futureprezGeorgeWashington.

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I proclaim that @GreatBritain needs to get off of our land. #foreshadowing #1763

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@theFrench

The Native Americans and I are BFF’s and allies. #furtradefurlife

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@virginiamilitia Ummm lol you really thought you could just walk in here and take our fort?? Go back to your tobacco farms, this is pathetic. #FortDuquesne4ever #WhoEvenIsThisWashingtonGuy

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@thebritishmilitia, ok so honestly forget about #TheOhioRiverValley and #FortDuquesne let's just straight up steal Canada. I’m talking like, just taking Quebec from em. But SHHHH do NOT tell @L’ArméeFrançaise

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just set up a colony, run me my check!!!!

#quebec #slay

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the tea-drinking bastards think that a pRoCLoMaTiOn is gonna stop us moving westward smh 🙄 #dontcare #gimmemyland

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Just sealed the deal on another set of STUNNING fur caps with @thenativetribes, bet the @brits are jealous! #drip #fresh

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you french better keep your hands off our stuff! #cancelthefrench

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Finally some peace and quiet! America is rightfully restored to the tea drinkers, no longer the wine drinkers! @dafrench #baguettebegone #AuRevoir