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Robin Sparkles "Let's Go to the Mall" (full version)

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TED MOSBY is a jerk, Do not date him!!!
TED MOSBY is a jerk, Do not date him!!!
TED MOSBY is a jerk, Do not date him!!!
TED MOSBY is a jerk, Do not date him!!!
TED MOSBY is a jerk, Do not date him!!!

I started Ted Mosby Is A Jerk.com because Ted Mosby is a jerk. On October 9, 2006, I met Ted at that bar MacLaren's in the Upper West Side. He seemed like a super great guy and used the fact that he's a big shot architect to hit on me. Beware! After we hooked up (whatever) he totally bailed on me while I was in the shower. Even worse, he left behind a LETTER claiming he was a ghost so he wouldn't have to talk to me again. Don't let this happen to you! If this website stops just one girl from hooking up with Ted Mosby, it's all worth it. So, girls, stay away! And please feel free to post your thoughts on Ted. We must all work together to STOP TED MOSBY!

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