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I accidentally turned my daughter into gold, can any doctor cure her? #DaughterProblems

(Aryan Hari)

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A few hundred lightning bolts fell out of my pocket, and now Earth is suffering. #howdoifixthispleasehelp

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Anyone know of a petsmart that trains three-headed dogs with giant paws to give highfives that will crush you?

#theworldunder

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How do you tell 50 hounds to eat their master who I just turned into a stag? Aka Actaeon.
#TakeThatActaeon

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Anyone know where my thunderbolt went? I saw it on my throne last. #someonefinditforme

EDIT: I found it in the closet. The closet was on fire though.

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Anyone know how to bring evil forces back into a box I was told not to open? *sheepish grin* #waytoocurious

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Have any ideas of what to do in the winter when daughter gone.      #Boredom

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Can anybody help me hold the sky, my shoulders hurt. #holdingthesky

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Anyone have a good recomendation for a good dating website?

#boycrazy

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I tried the trip to the underworld. It was a total waste! I shall tell my brother to arrange better scams.
#gotstuckwithascammer

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Does anybody know if there is such Thing as a dog that can live underwater? My fish are getting annoying, mostly because they are trying to eat my ear.
#whyarefishsomean

By colin

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Does anyone know were to get a less powerful trident I'm a strong swimmer using legs.

#weakarm

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Does anyone know where I can buy some pomegranates?#addicted

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I can't tell keep my horses or dolphins in control. One's a horse and one is the horse of the sea. Which is better? HELP
#uncontrolableanimals

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Hera figured out another one of my affairs. Now she isn’t talking to me, no matter how many times I tell her I won’t do it again. Got any advice?

#wifeproblems

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Hey, anyone by any chance know how to hide a baby from a paranoid father who ate all his kids? #LivingWithACannibal

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Is a three headed dog singular or plural?
#superconfuseddude

The Dogses @threeheads
It's singular and plural you idiot!!!
#lovethethreeheadedlife

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Does anyone know where to find a more comfortable throne? It's not very relaxing sitting on a stone throne all day. #RockBottom

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I am giving away free gift cards! Click the link above to learn more!

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Have any good nanny cam recommendations?
#notspying

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Omg, This guy was like being so Rude to me, So I turned him into a pig, I mean he was acting like one right? #GuyProbs

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Does anyone know where Zeus is?
#hubbyproblems

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Anybody know a good recipe for barbecuing children? If so, let me know. #childrenareyummy

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Poseidon @ OceanGod55

Selling my trident for 200 trillion drachma
! Anyone wanna buy it?

#TOOPOWERFUL

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I may have accidentally started a forest fire becuase I hit a lightning bolt, well someone will sort it out. #Ihonestlydon'tcare

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Does anyone know where I can get a discount on flights out of the underworld?
#canthelpbuttotravel

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Looking for a hairdresser.  Must like snakes.  DM recs.
#hairoutofcontrol