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You know what really makes my day? The way the earth rotates:)

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Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: “Disneyland Left.” So they went home.

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Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: “Disneyland Left.” So they went home.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES, there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES, there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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1forest

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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"Doctor: "Nine."More jokes at: http://www.short-funny.com/#ixzz4L3qOollL

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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"Doctor: "Nine."More jokes at: http://www.short-funny.com/#ixzz4L3qOollL

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"Oh you smell good Helge! What have you taken on?

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"Oh you smell good Helge! What have you taken on?

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"Clean socks.

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Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?

She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.

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Vits: Hvorfor tømmer svenskene vann på PCen?Svar: For å vaske Windows

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Vits: Hvorfor tømmer svenskene vann på PCen?Svar: For å vaske Windows

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Two guys walk into a bar

The third one ducks

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Two dogs met in the street. The first says: Woof woof
Another: Meow
The first: Are you ill?
The second: I learn foreign language

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Per – Lærer hvorfor lærer vi engelsk?Læreren – Men Per da, halve verden snakker jo engelsk.Per – Er ikke det nok da?

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Per – Lærer hvorfor lærer vi engelsk?Læreren – Men Per da, halve verden snakker jo engelsk.Per – Er ikke det nok da?

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You boil the hell out of it!

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What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?

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What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?

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Your name

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Answer: A clock

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A: Let`s get crackin`

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Q: How many months have 28 days?
A: all of them
Jon

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Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die
(fire)

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There were two muffins sitting in an oven. The first muffin looked at the second muffin and said, "Man, it's getting hot in here!"
Then the second muffin looked at the first muffin.
"Oh my God! A talking muffin

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Q: What do you get when you mix a cow and a trampoline?
A: Milkshake

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Answer: a garbage truck

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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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Mom, where do tampons go?
Where the babies come from darling.
in a STORK?

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A man got hit hard in the head with a can of 7up. He’s alright though, it was a soft drink.

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A man got hit hard in the head with a can of 7up. He’s alright though, it was a soft drink.

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The more you take, the more you leave behind.
(Footsteps)

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Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"

Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."

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Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a box of Cheerios?
A: "Wow! Doughnut seeds!"

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A box without hinges, key or lid.
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.

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an interaction between the speaker and the listener