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I just finished reading this book, and it is a great book, but at some parts, I was confused like hell. My brain is decently advanced if you ask some of my friends, but I had a hard time comprehending some of the things Mr. Hawking was trying to explain.

I suggest that you should attempt to read it, but it is for people who don't take religion too seriously. I'm an atheist so I wasn't offened at all.

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Everyone hates teens, even me, and I am one.
Teens have almost no sense of morals and they are risk taking. They love to try new things (ahem, drugs) and love to disrespect people in public.

Now, I know not all teens are like this, but I know a lot who are. In my opinion, teens should be sent to an island, and when the age, they are let back into society.

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If you know me well, you know I adore horror movies. My all-time favorite movie is Se7en, and my second favorite is IT. Even though I love them, there are some things I don't like about them.

1) When a character is running and they fall and seem like they can't get up.
2) The stupid decisions that people make when in life or death situations.
3) Fake blood ( I know what real blood looks like, at some movies get it right, but it bothers me when the movies don't)
4) BAD ACTING

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In my opinion, these are the most idiotic weapons. These things hurl bombs straight up into the air and takes a very long time to reach the ground. I don't belevie they are aiming this, so where it lands is basically random. What if it lands on your friend's head? That won't be good wouldn't it. Idiots.

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I did my writers notebook on Padlet because I lost my original notebook. I don't know where it is but I know my friends were looking at it during lunch one day and I don't know if they put it back. Maybe I just left it somewhere and I can't find it. I normally bring it to places that are going to be boring so I can entertain myself by writing weird things. I realized I didn't have my writers notebook on Friday and I didn't an extra notebook.
These entries aren't as creative since the computer limits my creativity. I can't really write Dramas and I can't write stories with visual effects. I think I wrote one story and thats the one about the Diamond. This collection is more of me writing about whatever comes in my head. I don't think its dark at all, which I'm not too happy about. I think you know that I like dark and morbid topics such as nuclear war, torture, and death. All of these pieces, I am talking to you, even Diamonds.
I promise that the next set of entries will be much more creative, and thats when I get a new notebook.

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There is a theory going around the interent that the California Wildfires are caused by the government losing control of a Direct Energy Weapon. This energy weapon is shooting "lasers" into the California Forests which starts the forest fires. I personally don't think that this is true but I want to know what you think. One the piece of paper I gave you with the URL, say yes if you think that this is true and no if you think not.

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California Wildfires: Accidents or Directed Energy Weapons?

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Back in the day when guns where inaccurate and took 2 minutes to load, why did people even use them. They could do so much more damage using a letter opener. During those Revolutionary War Battles, I bet you could've killed more people holding a spoon than a gun.

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One thing we can learn from Slavs is their use of Adiddas. They rock Adiddas, I mean, who doesn't love a Slav in a yellow track suit. Another thing I admire is their squats. The right way to squat is like a Slav. You have to make sure to balance on your heels. It works best in a track suit.

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I met this girl at work and she was very flirty and we bonded pretty quick. We started dating and stuff. That lasted for a long time, about 5 months, and I was thinking about proposing to her. So I went to the Jewlers, you know, every kiss begins with Kay. I tried to buy her I diamond ring but it was like 10 grand. I was commited so I spent 10 grand on it. When I showed it to her she took it and she dumped me because I was poor now.

Moral of the story, don't buy diamonds. Instead, buy Moissanite, it's about as hard, more shiny and about 10% cheaper.

Mr.C, did you buy your wife a Diamond ring or something else.

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I am just going to say, Uber destroyed Lyft. Uber is clearly the superior company and I have never heard someone say, "We can Lyft there." It is always, "Let's take an Uber", or "I'm going to Uber to your place." I have seen one Lyft in my entire life, and I noticed that they have a very bright, pink sign that says Lyft on the dashboard. It's like Lyft is trying to get your attention and make you want to take a Lyft. Well, unfortunatley, I don't want to take a Lyft.

Have you ever taken a Lyft?

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Now we know Avatar, the original one with the blue rabbit people, made so much money. It made the most money ever in the history of films. Now, Mr.C, I don't know if you liked the movie or not but I didn't like it at all. The plot was pure cheddar, the CGI was average, and it was not good. I am still baffled on how it made so much money.

Unfortunatly, the monsters behind Avatar have said that they are creating another one, Avatar 2.

You know, I want Avatar 2 to make no money so the people who made it feel really bad. They never deserved the money in the first place.

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I don't know if this counts as a journal entry. It doesn't have too.

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A rake is very useful and is a necessary item in the fall. Although everyone likes a rake, everyone hates a leaf blower. Leaf blowers are alternatives to rakes except they make a complete mess and don't clean up anything at all. They blow leaves all over your yard and fail to make a pile of leaves. The point of a rake is to gather up leaves into a pile so you can easily put them in a trash bag. The Leafblower fails to do that and has no point. In addition a leaf blower can cost up to $300 more than a rake. WHY?!

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You know those Shen Yun ads were the dancers are jumping up and down, wearing ribbons that are brightly colored. The Shen Yun ads bother you whenever you are watching youtube and they give you those flyers and brochures at the mall. I know what Shen Yun is and I know a lot of people who know about it, but I know nobody that has been there. Hey, Mr.C, have you ever been there?

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Nobody knows what started it, my educated guess is that some prehistoric jerk cut off the foreskin of a little baby. People do know that Jews have to get circumsized. I'm not religious, but I do know that it says something about Abraham being circumsized in the Torah, and after that  everybody wants to be sheep and they all get circumsized. They do this ritual called a "Brit Milah" or "Bris". During the Bris they name the baby, have a dope party, and they preform the circumcision. I belevie that this is a little inconsiderate for the baby because they don't get to party and the adults are partying because the foreskin getting cut. If I was the baby, I would be pissed off.

Some cool facts about circumcision are that it takes 10 minutes if you are a baby. If you are an adult, it takes much longer. About 229 male babies die from circumcision each year. Considering that a lot of male babies are born each year, that isn't too much, but it isn't good.