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EXPLORE AZERBAIJAN - A ROAD TO THE FUTURE

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Hey, fellow adventurers! Shrek here, squeezing through the secret passages of the Old Baku. Did you know some of these alleys are so narrow, I have to turn sideways? It's like a medieval diet plan! 😂 Who's up for an ogre-guided tour of Baku's skinniest streets? #ShrekSqueeze #BakuSecrets

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Stuffin' Me Face with Dolma at Dolma's Place

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Stuffin' Me Face with Dolma at Dolma's Place

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Onions have layers, and so does Baku's cuisine! Just discovered this hidden gem of a restaurant serving the best dolma in town. Pro tip: Ask for the 'Swamp Special' - they'll know what you mean! 😉🍽️ What's your favorite local dish? #ShrekEats #BakuBites

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Wakin' Up the Caspian Sea with Me Ogre Roar

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Wakin' Up the Caspian Sea with Me Ogre Roar

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Early ogre catches the... sunrise? Dragged myself out of the swamp at dawn to catch this breathtaking view. Trust me, it's worth losing sleep over! Who knew Baku could make even an ogre feel poetic? 🌅 #ShrekAtDawn #CaspianMagic

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Shrek's Gettin' Scrubbed in a Steamy Hamam

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Shrek's Gettin' Scrubbed in a Steamy Hamam

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Ever seen an ogre in a hamam? Now you have! 🧖‍♂️ These ancient bathhouses are Baku's best-kept beauty secret. Though I might need more than a scrub to look like a prince... Any volunteers to kiss this frog? I mean, ogre? 😘 #ShrekSpa #BakuBeauty

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Watch This Ogre Dance at the Novruz Shindig

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Watch This Ogre Dance at the Novruz Shindig

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Who says ogres can't dance or jump over the fire? Caught in the middle of Baku's vibrant Novruz celebrations! From fire-jumping to egg-painting, this festival is as colorful as my swamp is... well, swampy. 🎭🥚 What's your favorite local tradition? #ShrekCelebrates #BakuFestivals

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Me Ogre Noggin in a Fancy Azerbaijani Hat

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Me Ogre Noggin in a Fancy Azerbaijani Hat

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Who wore it better - me or the locals? 🎩 Just picked up this snazzy papakha from a hidden market in Old City. Now I'm feeling fancy enough to crash a royal wedding! Any other fashion-forward ogres out there? Show me your best Baku style! #ShrekChic #BakuFashion

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Listen up, all ye legal ogres and swamp lawyers! All these fancy pictures you're seein' here? They're comin' from places where any old ogre can grab 'em without gettin' into a donkey-load of trouble. No need for all that copyright mumbo-jumbo or other headache-causin' rules the big wigs came up with. So don't go yellin' at me about usin' 'em, ya hear? It's all fair and square in the land of open swamps... err, I mean repositories!

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Oi! This Maiden Tower's got more layers than an onion! Been standin' here for donkey's years, and nobody knows if it was a fortress, star-gazin' spot, or some fancy temple. What's your guess, swamp dwellers? 🗼 #MaidenTowerMystery

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Listen up, all ye legal ogres and swamp lawyers! All these fancy pictures you're seein' here? They're comin' from places where any old ogre can grab 'em without gettin' into a donkey-load of trouble. No need for all that copyright mumbo-jumbo or other headache-causin' rules the big wigs came up with. So don't go yellin' at me about usin' 'em, ya hear? It's all fair and square in the land of open swamps... err, I mean repositories!

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Holy moly, these Flame Towers are hotter than dragon's breath! By day, they're shinier than Donkey after a mud bath. But at night? It's like someone set the sky on fire! When do you like 'em best, morning or midnight? 🔥🏙️ #BakuFlames

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Listen up, all ye legal ogres and swamp lawyers! All these fancy pictures you're seein' here? They're comin' from places where any old ogre can grab 'em without gettin' into a donkey-load of trouble. No need for all that copyright mumbo-jumbo or other headache-causin' rules the big wigs came up with. So don't go yellin' at me about usin' 'em, ya hear? It's all fair and square in the land of open swamps... err, I mean repositories!

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Alright, listen up! This Shirvanshah Palace is fancier than Far Far Away Castle! It's got more twists and turns than my swamp maze. Can ya spot the secret symbols in the rocks? I bet Donkey can't! 👑 #ShirvanshahSecrets

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Listen up, all ye legal ogres and swamp lawyers! All these fancy pictures you're seein' here? They're comin' from places where any old ogre can grab 'em without gettin' into a donkey-load of trouble. No need for all that copyright mumbo-jumbo or other headache-causin' rules the big wigs came up with. So don't go yellin' at me about usin' 'em, ya hear? It's all fair and square in the land of open swamps... err, I mean repositories!

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Great googly-moogly! This building looks like someone rolled up my swamp rug! Inside, it's got more colors than Donkey's wild stories. Can ya spot the patterns that've been passed down longer than I've been scarin' villagers? 😍🧵 #BakuCarpetMuseum #WovenWonders

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Listen up, all ye legal ogres and swamp lawyers! All these fancy pictures you're seein' here? They're comin' from places where any old ogre can grab 'em without gettin' into a donkey-load of trouble. No need for all that copyright mumbo-jumbo or other headache-causin' rules the big wigs came up with. So don't go yellin' at me about usin' 'em, ya hear? It's all fair and square in the land of open swamps... err, I mean repositories!

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Gather 'round, story lovers! This Nizami Museum's got more tales than a dragon's got scales. From dusty old scrolls to new-fangled books, it's paradise for bookworms (the reading kind, not the ones in my swamp). What's your favorite Azerbaijani story? 📚 #AzerbaijaniLiterature

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Listen up, all ye legal ogres and swamp lawyers! All these fancy pictures you're seein' here? They're comin' from places where any old ogre can grab 'em without gettin' into a donkey-load of trouble. No need for all that copyright mumbo-jumbo or other headache-causin' rules the big wigs came up with. So don't go yellin' at me about usin' 'em, ya hear? It's all fair and square in the land of open swamps... err, I mean repositories!

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Holy swamp gas! This Heydar Aliyev Center's got more curves than a dragon's back! It's like someone melted a building and it froze mid-drip. Can ya find a straight line on this thing? I bet ya can't! 🌊🏛️ #ZahaHadid #FuturisticBaku

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Listen up, all ye legal ogres and swamp lawyers! All these fancy pictures you're seein' here? They're comin' from places where any old ogre can grab 'em without gettin' into a donkey-load of trouble. No need for all that copyright mumbo-jumbo or other headache-causin' rules the big wigs came up with. So don't go yellin' at me about usin' 'em, ya hear? It's all fair and square in the land of open swamps... err, I mean repositories!

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Walled City of Baku with the Shirvanshah's Palace and Maiden Tower

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Walled City of Baku with the Shirvanshah's Palace and Maiden Tower

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Step right up to Baku's Old City! It's like walking into one of those fairy tale books, minus the talking donkeys (thank goodness). Can ya spot where East meets West in the big palace? And don't forget the Maiden Tower – it's got more secrets than Fiona's diary! 🗝️ #BakuOldCity #UNESCOheritage

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Listen up, all ye legal ogres and swamp lawyers! All these fancy pictures you're seein' here? They're comin' from places where any old ogre can grab 'em without gettin' into a donkey-load of trouble. No need for all that copyright mumbo-jumbo or other headache-causin' rules the big wigs came up with. So don't go yellin' at me about usin' 'em, ya hear? It's all fair and square in the land of open swamps... err, I mean repositories!

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Holy prehistoric swamp! Gobustan's like flippin' through my family album... if my family was 40,000 years old! These rock drawings tell more stories than Donkey on a sugar rush. And get this – there's a rock that sings! Can ya figure out what the pictures mean? 🔍 #GobustanRockArt #AncientArt

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Listen up, all ye legal ogres and swamp lawyers! All these fancy pictures you're seein' here? They're comin' from places where any old ogre can grab 'em without gettin' into a donkey-load of trouble. No need for all that copyright mumbo-jumbo or other headache-causin' rules the big wigs came up with. So don't go yellin' at me about usin' 'em, ya hear? It's all fair and square in the land of open swamps... err, I mean repositories!

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Well, slap me with a fish and call me pretty! This Sheki Khan's Palace is more colorful than Donkey in a flower field! Those fancy windows are put together without nails or glue – kinda like my swamp hut, but way fancier. How many colors can ya count? And don't forget to wander around town – it's like steppin' back in time! 🍬 #ShekiKhanPalace #SilkRoadTreasures

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Join me on Ogrestagram for more swampy adventures, ya filthy animals!

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Join me on Ogrestagram for more swampy adventures, ya filthy animals!

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Double tap if yer addin' Baku's Old City to yer bucket list! Or just use the bucket to carry some nice, slimy mud. 🙌💚

Drop a 🗿 in the comments if ya've seen the ancient rock art at Gobustan! It's like cave drawin's, but fancier!

Tag a friend who needs to see the stunnin' Sheki Khan's Palace! It's like my swamp, but with less mud and more gold. 👇🏼

Share yer favorite Baku memory in the comments – let's swap stories! Just keep it PG, unlike Donkey's tales. 📖

Guess how many colors are in this shebeke window! Winner gets a shoutout and a slightly used onion! 🧅

What's yer dream Azerbaijani dish to try? Let me know below! I'm partial to anything with eyeballs. 🍽️

Follow and turn on post notifications to catch all my hidden gem reveals! It's like a treasure hunt, but less walking. 🔔

Swipe up in my story to see my full Baku travel guide! It's got maps and everything, for you fancy types. 👆📱

Poll: Maiden Tower or Flame Towers? Vote in my stories! Though if ya ask me, a nice mud hut beats 'em both. 🗳️

Challenge: Recreate this pose at [location] and tag me! Best one gets featured and a jar of my swamp water! 📸

Quiz time in my stories! Test yer Azerbaijan knowledge! Don't worry, it's easier than ogre trivia. 🧠🇦🇿

Share this post in yer stories if yer dreamin' of Azerbaijan! Or if yer just dreamin' of onions. Either way. 💭✈️

Comment with an emoji that best describes this view! If there's no ogre emoji, use the 🥬. Close enough.

What's yer burnin' question about Azerbaijan? Ask below, I'll answer in my next post! Unless it's about skin care. I'm no expert there. ❓

Save this post for yer future Azerbaijan trip plannin'! Or just write it on an onion layer like I do. 🔖

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Here's Shrek's ogre-style thank you messages

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Here's Shrek's ogre-style thank you messages

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Wow! 🤩 Yer support means more than a fresh mud bath! Thanks for bein' part of this Azerbaijani adventure, ya bunch of swamp-lovers! What's been yer favorite discovery so far? Mine's the kebabs - they're like onions on a stick!

1000 followers! 🎉 I'm as shocked as a donkey in a dragon's lair! Who knew so many folks were interested in Azerbaijan's wonders? What would ya like to see more of as we keep explorin'? More food? More mud? More me?

Yer comments and messages are hotter than dragon's breath! 🔥 Thank ya for makin' this journey more special than finding a perfectly rotten log. Where should we 'virtually' visit next? Any place with good grub is fine by me!

Grateful for this amazin' community of curious explorers! 🙏 Yer insights add more flavor than onion juice to our shared adventure. What's surprised ya most about Azerbaijan? For me, it's how they don't have any ogres! Can ya believe it?

You guys rock harder than the boulders in my swamp! 🤘 Thanks for all the love on my recent Baku Old City post. I haven't seen this much excitement since Donkey discovered waffles! What hidden gem should we uncover next? Maybe a nice, cozy cave?

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Curious about Azerbaijani cuisine? Drop yer foodie questions below, and let's dish! Just don't ask me to share my rotting fish recipe - that's a family secret! 🍽️

Plannin' a trip to Baku? I'm here to help, ya lost ogres! What's yer biggest travel concern? Worried about findin' a good mud bath? Let's solve it together! ✈️

History buffs, this one's for you! What intrigues ya most about Azerbaijan's past? Let's dive into the details! Just don't expect me to remember dates - I can barely remember what I had for breakfast. 📜

Architecture admirers, unite! 🏛️ Which Azerbaijani buildin' would ya like to know more about? Ask away! I'm no expert, but I know a fancy mud hut when I see one!

Culture corner: What aspects of Azerbaijani traditions fascinate ya? Share yer questions, and let's learn together! Maybe we'll find some ogre-friendly customs! 🇦🇿

Sheki silk, Baku rugs, or Lahij copperware? What local craft are ya curious about? I'll share the artisanal secrets in my next post! Though I prefer a nice leaf loincloth myself. 🎨

Nature lovers, what's caught yer eye in Azerbaijan's landscapes? Mountains, mud volcanoes, or somethin' else? Let's explore it! I'm partial to anywhere with good mud, meself. 🏞️

Stumped by Azerbaijani phrases? Ask for translations or language tips – let's master some local lingo! Though I still can't pronounce "Get out of my swamp" in Azerbaijani. 💬

Wonderin' about daily life in Azerbaijan? What do ya want to know about local customs, etiquette, or modern culture? Ask away! Just don't expect me to explain their bathin' habits - that's a mystery to me. 🤔

Festival fanatics, which Azerbaijani celebration intrigues ya most? Fire jumpin' at Novruz or somethin' else? Share yer curiosity! Though if ya ask me, nothin' beats a good old-fashioned ogre hoedown. 🎊

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Baku Capital Of Azerbaijan 🇦🇿 4k Ultra HD Video |

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Our First Time in Azerbaijan is NOT what we expected… 🇦🇿

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Carrie Patsalis’ First Impressions of Baku

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Carrie Patsalis’ First Impressions of Baku

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First Impressions Of Baku, Azerbaijan: Stunning City Tour & Delicious Food | Carrie Patsalis

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Azerbaijan - National Geographic Channel 

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Azerbaijan - National Geographic Channel 