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I enjoy telling bad puns. That's just how...

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I enjoy telling bad puns. That's just how...

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The North Poll.

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The Baaaaa-hamaaaas!

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Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?

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Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?

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It was a little hoarse.

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They are shady!

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It may quack up!

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It was having a bad hare day.

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Where did people hang out in the Medieval Times?

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Where did people hang out in the Medieval Times?

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At a knight club!

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Why did the orchestra get struck by lightning? 

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Why did the orchestra get struck by lightning? 

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They had a good conductor.

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Cold cuts.

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Why do people wear perfume or cologne to church?

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Why do people wear perfume or cologne to church?

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They have to sit in pews.

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It is easier than carrying them.

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What Irish product do you have on your deck?

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What Irish product do you have on your deck?

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Paddy O' Furniture

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Beef jerky!

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Why should never buy anything with Velcro?

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Why should never buy anything with Velcro?

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It is just a rip-off!

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What do you call a cow that just gave birth to a calf?

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What do you call a cow that just gave birth to a calf?

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De-Calfinated!

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What kind of school do you have to drop out of to graduate?

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What kind of school do you have to drop out of to graduate?

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Paratrooper school.

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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

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To get to the second-hand store.

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To prove he was not a chicken.

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Fo Drizzle...

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Why was Cinderella so lousy at baseball?

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Why was Cinderella so lousy at baseball?

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She always ran away from the ball.

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Why did the nurse decide not to go on to become a doctor?

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Why did the nurse decide not to go on to become a doctor?

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She did not have enough patience.

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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

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An Orca-Stra!

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What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?

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What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?

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The space bar.

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He couldn't see that well.

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 I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then...

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 I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then...

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...it dawned on me.

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An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were...

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An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were...

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...nothing to look at.

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They don't have the guts!

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Climb a tree and act like a nut!

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Why do mathematicians always look so sad?

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Why do mathematicians always look so sad?

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They have a lot of problems.

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be mist.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other...

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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other...

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Does this taste funny to you?

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My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be...

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My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be...

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my weekend immune system.

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I got fired from the calendar factory for...

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I got fired from the calendar factory for...

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taking a couple of days off.

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What's the difference between a parent's wallet before and after kids?

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What's the difference between a parent's wallet before and after kids?

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Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? 

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Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? 

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He threw out all of the bent ones.

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What do you call a monster with a high IQ? 

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What do you call a monster with a high IQ? 

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Frank- Einstein.

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Why didn’t the invisible man go to the dance? 

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Why didn’t the invisible man go to the dance? 

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He did not have any body to go with.

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What do rabbits need after getting caught in the rain?

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What do rabbits need after getting caught in the rain?

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A Hare dryer.

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What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? 

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What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? 

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Something catchy.

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When it becomes apparent!

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Did you hear that laughing too loudly is illegal in Hawaii? They only permit ...

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Did you hear that laughing too loudly is illegal in Hawaii? They only permit ...

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A-low- ha!

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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

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A satisfactory.

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When my wife was in labor, I would tell her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused. It must have been...

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When my wife was in labor, I would tell her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused. It must have been...

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the delivery (of the joke).

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How do you get 100 math teachers into a room where only 99 fit? 

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How do you get 100 math teachers into a room where only 99 fit? 

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You carry the one.

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I once swallowed a bunch of synonyms. It gave me...

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I once swallowed a bunch of synonyms. It gave me...

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thesaurus throat I ever had.

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Did you hear about the man who invented the shovel? Some say his...

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Did you hear about the man who invented the shovel? Some say his...

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invention was ground-breaking!

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I once fell in love with a lady who only knew four vowels. She never knew...

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I once fell in love with a lady who only knew four vowels. She never knew...

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I existed.

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As an American, I'm tired of people saying America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think ...

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As an American, I'm tired of people saying America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think ...

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Europe is the dumbest country!

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I've been telling people about the benefits of eating dried grapes. You know, I am just...

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I've been telling people about the benefits of eating dried grapes. You know, I am just...

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Raisin awareness.

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I told a joke on a Zoom meeting and no one laughed. It turns out...

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I told a joke on a Zoom meeting and no one laughed. It turns out...

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I am not even remotely funny.

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Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink?

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Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink?

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He is now at the hospital waiting to be seen.

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Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

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Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

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It got stuck in a crack.

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A dress.

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I wanted to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I ...

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I wanted to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I ...

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couldn't find any.

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How can you tell if you have a pine tree or a dogwood tree?

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How can you tell if you have a pine tree or a dogwood tree?

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By the bark.

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Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? Because to them...

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Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? Because to them...

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Love means nothing.

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Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?

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Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?

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Too many ears...

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What did the buffalo say when his kid went to college?

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What did the buffalo say when his kid went to college?

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Bison!

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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be...

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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be...

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the most remarkable!

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.  I had to ...

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.  I had to ...

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The "weak-ends".

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What do you call a dog that's been run over by a steamroller?  

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What do you call a dog that's been run over by a steamroller?  

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Spot.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if...

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if...

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you throw it hard enough.

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He was addicted to Boos.

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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you...

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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you...

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will be a mile away and you will still have their shoes!

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it is not a very good one.

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What do clouds wear beneath their pants?

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What do clouds wear beneath their pants?

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Thunderpants.

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I entered a pun contest. I submitted 10 of my best puns to see if any would win...

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I entered a pun contest. I submitted 10 of my best puns to see if any would win...

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No pun in ten did.

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Why do chicken coops only have two doors? 

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Why do chicken coops only have two doors? 

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If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it?

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it?

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An envelope.

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Did you hear about the circus fire?  It was...

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Did you hear about the circus fire?  It was...

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In tents.

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April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring?

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April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring?

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Pilgrims.

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Why is swimming with sharks so expensive?

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Why is swimming with sharks so expensive?

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It may cost you an arm and a leg.

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...it's days are numbered.

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They have so many fans.

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After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of...

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After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of...

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Sick Beets!

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? 

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? 

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

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Frost bite.

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A book.

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What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?

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What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?

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It was a melt down.

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What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?

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What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?

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A rebel without a Claus.

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Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee?

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Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee?

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Star-Bucks!

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What does Santa suffer from when he gets stuck in a chimney?

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What does Santa suffer from when he gets stuck in a chimney?

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Claus-trophobia.

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Nothing, it was on the house.

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What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?

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What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?

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The elf-abet.

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What do Santa's elves listen to while they are working?

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What do Santa's elves listen to while they are working?

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Wrap music.

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I got pretty good at playing piano by ear, but I found...

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I got pretty good at playing piano by ear, but I found...

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it is easier if you use your hands.

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She...

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She...

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...gave me a hug!

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They are shellfish!

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He was a fun-gi!

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They go undercover.

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In this crazy world, what’s the secret to always staying down to Earth? 

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In this crazy world, what’s the secret to always staying down to Earth? 

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Gravity.

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They are sometimes kind of shady...

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make enough dough.

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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

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An abdominal snowman.

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I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but...

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I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but...

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You didn't like it.

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I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't...

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I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't...

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Concentrate.

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A French cheese factory exploded downtown...

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A French cheese factory exploded downtown...

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Da Brie was everywhere.