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It's my 42nd Birthday. I just cleaned up my last Birthday party and I'm getting ready for my last day on Earth. Nasa contacted me and confirmed that I could in fact be the first person ever to travel to space and explore the closest black hole. The Saggitarius A. While my friends and family are sad about me going, I'm exstasic. I've been planning this since I was 17.

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THIS MAN HAD NO VISIBLE BODY. HE HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO FIND HIS WAY AROUND HIS INVISIBLE BODY. HE HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO LIVE WITH HIMSELF BUT HE HAS NO CHOICE SINCE HE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. HE HAS BEEN LIKE THIS SINCE HIS 7TH BIRTHDAY.

HE THOUGHT BEING INVISIBLE WOULD BE A COOL SUPERPOWER, BUT WHAT HE DIDN'T REALISE WAS THAT HE WASN'T SPECIFIC WITH HIS POWER AND SO HE REMAINED INVISIBLE WITHOUT ANY CONTROL OVER IT.

HE LIVES IN SADNESS AND SHAME OF HIS BAD WISH.

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It's the year 3026 and the human population is having its first interaction with sea creatures of the lost city of Atlantis. There is an imbalance of power between the sea and land. This conflict turns physical and war is sparked.

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the city flooded because theres too much water because the icebergs melted

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man buys lizard and it never stops growing

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getting in a fight with a girl I don't even know. people get mad at the little things and go off on people

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In the gritty underbelly of a city that had seen better days, there emerged an unconventional hero, Leo "The Lyric" Malone. While the world knew him as a fearsome boxing champion, he was also a poet and a painter, transcending the boundaries of his brutal sport.

Leo's story wasn't one of a traditional boxing champion. He grew up on the tough streets, using his fists to survive. But deep inside, Leo had a passion for the arts that he kept hidden. Late at night, after his grueling training sessions, he would retreat to his small, dimly lit apartment and create intricate paintings that expressed the emotions he couldn't put into words.

One day, Leo's world was turned upside down. A chance encounter with a struggling art gallery owner named Isabella revealed his hidden talent. She recognized the raw power and emotion in his paintings and was determined to showcase them to the world.

With Isabella's guidance, Leo's art began to gain recognition, but it wasn't long before the boxing world noticed his divided focus. His trainer, Mickey "The Mauler" Martin, saw Leo's commitment waver and grew concerned that he might lose his edge in the ring.

As the pressure mounted, Leo had to make a difficult choice. He faced a pivotal match against the reigning champion, Victor "The Viper" Vasquez, a fight that could define his career. It was also the night of his first art exhibition, a culmination of years of hidden passion.

In a climactic twist, Leo decided to step into the ring, determined to face "The Viper." The boxing match was a fierce battle, with Leo drawing on the raw emotions he had channeled into his art. In the final round, he knocked out Vasquez with a powerful punch, becoming the new champion.

But the story didn't end there. Leo's art exhibition was a tremendous success, showcasing the two sides of his life, the brute force of the boxing ring and the delicate strokes of his paintings. Leo "The Lyric" Malone became a legend, not only for his boxing prowess but also for his ability to inspire the world by defying conventions and pursuing his true passions.

His story served as a reminder that anyone, even a boxing champion, could be more than what meets the eye, and that true strength lay in embracing one's passions and sharing them with the world.

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this lady goes to a sketchy hair salon. She requests to get these braids.She later on finds out the braids were changing her state of mind and driving her to do crazy things.

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A squirrel fell into a vat of mutagen. It grew to human size, as well as developed powers. It went to defend the city as Teenage Mutant Ninja Rodent.

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Dog that eats people

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TOMATO NAILED ON A PINE TREE

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Two chubby cats met in a back alley and started fighting.  It was only able to stop when they both heard their owners telling them to shut up and stop.

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donating yourself to science so you can be slowly floated into a black hole. It is televised. Ultra zoom camera. 

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donating yourself to science so you can be slowly floated into a black hole. It is televised. Ultra zoom camera. 

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The arch falling apart

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William Tell shot a tomato off his son's head. The tomato was nailed to the tree. Henceforth, the tomato became a symbol of resistance to the British!

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Stepping on a cricket

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an infestation of lice in someones nose hairs 

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an infestation of lice in someones nose hairs 

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It comes off its foundation and starts to destroy things. Is it alive?! I don't know, but it rolls into Lake Michigan, never to be seen again.