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Now that the V plushie has found you, do you

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this is the front of a pistol haur haur haur

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this is the front of a pistol haur haur haur

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What will you do when the v plush gets to you?

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She is 100 meters from your location now.

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She will get you soon.

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i physically cannot wait for the fnaf movie i want to exterminate the world

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i physically cannot wait for the fnaf movie i want to exterminate the world

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This is very much a real image

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Milk before cereal or cereal before milk

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help i let will mayor and nick here and now its choas

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help i let will mayor and nick here and now its choas

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me when i see shit from mayer and nick on this padlet

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me when i see shit from mayer and nick on this padlet

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man looks so depressed

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hes so depresed he kill him self in 24 hours

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Google translate is the key to everything

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Google translate is the key to everything

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Pablo

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AGGRIEVE. ABJURE. ACCEDE. ABSCOND. ABSTAIN. YOUR CHOICE.

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AGGRIEVE. ABJURE. ACCEDE. ABSCOND. ABSTAIN. YOUR CHOICE.

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Are you sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler?

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As the swirling fog of war enveloped the bustling streets of Berlin, a lone figure clad in a striking green jacket emerged from the shadows. It was Steven Universe, the eponymous protagonist of the popular cartoon series that had captured the hearts of millions across the globe. His otherworldly presence seemed to command the attention of even the most hardened soldiers and citizens alike. His piercing blue eyes scanned the crowd, searching for a familiar face buried deep within the masses. He had come to this place, to this time, for a single purpose: to change history.

Steven had stumbled upon a long-lost tome in the Crystal Temple, one that detailed how he could use the power of his unique gem to travel back in time and confront Adolf Hitler, the architect of untold suffering and pain. Steven's goal was simple: to show the man, the monster, that there was still good left in him, that he could be something more than the evil legacy he had chosen to leave behind. The fate of the world rested on his shoulders, and he refused to fail.

The figure of Hitler, clad in his infamous black uniform, suddenly came into view. He was surrounded by his top lieutenants, their faces contorted with hatred and malice. Steven knew this was his chance; he had to act fast. With a burst of speed that even the most dedicated fan of his show would not have believed possible, he darted towards the Führer, his green jacket billowing behind him like a beacon of hope. As he closed in, he could feel the weight of history bearing down on him, the immense responsibility of trying to change the course of destiny with a single action.

Steven reached out, his hand extended towards Hitler. The Führer's eyes widened in surprise as the young hero addressed him, his voice filled with conviction and sincerity. "Adolf Hitler," he began, "I know you've done terrible things. I know the world sees you as a monster. But I believe there's still good in you. You can change. You can be better." The crowd, which had momentarily frozen in shock, began to murmur, their whispers turning into shouts of derision and anger.

Hitler's face twisted into a sneer, his right hand raising to give a stiff-armed salute. "You are a foolish boy, Steven Universe," he spat. "Your kindness is a weakness that has brought this world to the brink of ruin. I will not be swayed by your pathetic attempts at redemption." With a dismissive wave of his hand, Hitler turned away, his entourage once again surrounding him like a protective shield.

Steven felt a pang of disappointment, but he refused to give up. He had come too far, and the fate of too many rested on his shoulders. He took a deep breath, summoning the courage to try one last time. "Adolf Hitler," he called out, his voice stronger than ever before, "I believe in you. And if you don't believe in yourself, then believe in me. Together, we can change the world."

As the words left his lips, a strange energy seemed to flow through the air. The soldiers and citizens alike grew silent, their eyes fixed on the unlikely duo. Even Hitler, for a brief moment, appeared to waver. The fate of the world hung in the balance, as Steven and Hitler stood face to face, two forces of history, destiny, and free will colliding in the heart of Berlin. The next few words that came out of Hitler's mouth would shape the course of human history for generations to come.

But before the Führer could respond, a shadow fell across them. It was one of his top lieutenants, a ruthless officer known for his unflinching loyalty and unwavering devotion to the cause. He stepped forward, his hands clasped tightly behind his back, and addressed Steven. "Führer, this man is a threat to our great Reich. He must be dealt with immediately." Hitler looked at the officer, then back at Steven, his expression unreadable.

Steven knew that this was it. This was his last chance to make a difference. He took a deep breath and locked eyes with Hitler, willing the man to see the truth, to find the goodness that still existed within him. "Adolf Hitler," he said, his voice steady and firm, "I believe in you. And if you don't believe in yourself, then believe in me. Together, we can change the world."

As the words left his lips, Steven felt a surge of determination and hope course through him. It was as if the very fabric of time and space had shifted, as if the weight of history was suddenly lifted from their shoulders. And then, to the astonishment of everyone present, Hitler slowly raised his hand in a stiff-armed salute, mirroring the gesture Steven had made earlier. "Very well," he said, his voice barely audible above the stunned silence. "You have my attention, Steven Universe. Tell me, what do you propose we do differently?"

Steven took a step back, his heart pounding in his chest. He had never expected Hitler to actually listen to him, much less ask for his advice. But here they were, in this unlikely moment of connection, with the fate of the world hanging in the balance. He took a deep breath, summoning all the wisdom and courage he could muster. "Adolf Hitler," he began, "I know that you've done terrible things. I know that you've caused untold suffering. But I also know that you are not a monster. You are a man who has been twisted by power and fear. If you are truly willing to change, to embrace a different path, then I can help you."

Hitler considered this for a moment, his eyes flickering with an emotion that Steven couldn't quite decipher. Then, slowly, he nodded. "Very well," he said. "You have my word. I will consider your proposal." The tension in the air began to ease, as if a great weight had been lifted from the city of Berlin. Even the most hardened soldiers and citizens couldn't help but feel a sense of hope in their hearts.

Over the next few days, Steven and Hitler met in secret, discussing their ideas for a new Germany, a new world. They argued and debated, their conversations ranging from the philosophical to the tactical. Steven shared his vision of a world where all people were equal, where differences were celebrated rather than feared. Hitler listened intently, his expression growing more contemplative with each passing hour.

Finally, after much discussion, they reached an agreement. Hitler would step down from his position as Führer, acknowledging the mistakes he had made and pledging to work towards a more peaceful future. In return, Steven would use his influence and fame to help spread their message of unity and understanding, to show the world that even the most unlikely of alliances could bring about positive change.

As they stood on the balcony of Hitler's bunker, overlooking the cheering crowds below, Steven couldn't help but feel a sense of awe and disbelief. They had done it. They had actually managed to change the course of history. "Steven," Hitler said, placing a hand on his shoulder, "I want you to know that I am forever grateful for your guidance and friendship. The world will never forget what you have done here today."

Steven looked into Hitler's eyes, and for a brief moment, he saw the man he had once been, the man he could still be. "And I," he replied, "will never forget the lessons you have taught me, the challenges you have faced, and the hope you have given me. Together, we can truly change the world." With that, they shook hands, their grip firm and unyielding, a symbol of the unlikely bond that had formed between them.

As they descended from the balcony, arm in arm, the people of Berlin cheered louder than ever before, their voices carrying across the city, echoing through the halls of time. A new era was dawning, one of peace and understanding, and it all began with a young boy named Steven Universe, who dared to believe in the power of love and friendship, even when faced with the darkest of evils.

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...so about that one storyboard assignment in ela... 

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...so about that one storyboard assignment in ela... 

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be careful with the fabric of reality, Garfield.

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be careful with the fabric of reality, Garfield.

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As the multiverse stretched out in every direction, infinite realities teeming with life and possibility, there was one being who stood apart from it all. Sans, the skeleton with the cool demeanor and the even cooler hat, found herself in a state of existential ennui. She had seen it all, experienced it all, and nothing seemed to hold her interest anymore. Even her favorite video game, Undertale, had begun to feel stale and repetitive. "Hmm," she mused, gazing out at the endless expanse before her, "I wonder if there's anything else out there worth doing..."

Her attention was drawn to a small, insignificant-looking figure in the distance. As she focused on it, the figure grew larger and more distinct. It was Thanos, the mad Titan, his armor battered and dented, his eyes filled with a desperation that Sans had never seen before. "Sans!" he cried, his voice ragged and hoarse. "You're the only one who can help me!"

Sans raised an eyebrow. "Oh, really?" she drawled. "And what is it that you need, Thanos?"

Thanos fell to his knees, clutching at his chest. "I need... I need to be deleted," he gasped. "I've caused too much suffering, too much death. I need to be erased from existence."

The skeleton considered this for a moment. She had always found Thanos to be rather pathetic, really. He thought he was so powerful, so in control, when really he was just a pawn in a much larger game. And now, he had the audacity to come to her for help? Well, she supposed it would be amusing to watch him squirm for a while longer. "Well, Thanos," Sans said slowly, "I can't just go around deleting people willy-nilly. You're on your own." And with that, she turned away, leaving the Titan to his fate.

But as Sans began to walk away, something nagged at the back of her mind. There was something about Thanos's desperation, his genuine desire to atone for his actions, that struck a chord deep within her. Perhaps there was another way to deal with him, one that would be more... satisfying. Sans stopped and turned back to the Titan. "Alright, Thanos," she said, her voice barely above a whisper. "I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself. But if you fail, I will delete you myself, and there won't be anything you can do to stop me."

Thanos looked up at Sans, hope flickering briefly in his eyes before being extinguished by despair. "I understand," he croaked. "Thank you, Sans."

"Good," Sans replied. "Now, listen carefully. I want you to find the most despicable, evil creature you can think of, someone who has caused untold suffering and destruction. You're going to face them, and you're going to beat them. Fair and square. No tricks, no cheating." She paused, tilting her head slightly. "If you can do that, if you can prove to me that you've truly changed, then maybe... just maybe... I'll let you live."

Thanos nodded, his expression grim. "I understand," he repeated. "I will not fail you, Sans." And with that, he disappeared, vanishing into the endless expanse of the multiverse, seeking his redemption. Sans watched him go, a small smile playing at the corners of her lips. Perhaps this would be an interesting diversion after all.

Weeks passed, and Sans found herself pacing the halls of her home in the realm of Remnant, a world filled with dust and steel. She had nearly forgotten about Thanos when she received a strange distortion in the space-time continuum, like a ripple in a pond. Curious, she followed it, stepping through a portal that led her to a dark and desolate realm. The air was thick with malice, and an overwhelming sense of despair threatened to engulf her.

Before her stood a figure shrouded in shadow, its true form hidden beneath a cloak of darkness. Its voice, when it spoke, was like the hiss of a snake. "You have been summoned," it said, its voice echoing through the empty landscape. "You are here to face your fate." Sans raised an eyebrow. "And what would that be?" she asked, stepping forward. The shadowy figure chuckled darkly. "Why, the fate of every world I have ever destroyed, of course."

Thanos appeared from behind the creature, his armor battered and dented. He looked exhausted, but there was a fire in his eyes that Sans hadn't seen since before he'd worn the Infinity Gauntlet. "Sans," he said, his voice strained. "I have faced my enemy, and I have emerged victorious. I have proven myself." Sans considered this for a moment, taking in the battered Titan before her. His opponent had been powerful, and Thanos had fought valiantly. She couldn't deny that he had earned this chance.

With a sigh, Sans nodded. "Very well, Thanos," she said. "You have proven yourself. You may live." Thanos's shoulders slumped with relief, and he fell to his knees, exhaustion overtaking him. "Thank you, Sans," he whispered. "I will never forget this." And with that, a portal opened, and he disappeared, returning to whatever remained of his life.

Sans watched him go, a small smile playing at the corners of her lips. Perhaps there was still hope for the universe after all.