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Ellen's Hidden Camera Prank on Unsuspecting Holiday Shoppers

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Ellen & Oprah Take Over a Grocery Store Part 1

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Clothes shopping in English | At the mall | English conversation | Sunshine English

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Shopping at the Grocery Store - English Conversation

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Ross
TJ Max
WalMart
Target

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Customer: "I need to return this."
He hands me yesterday's paper.
Me: "Why are you returning it?"

Customer: "So I can buy today's paper."

Customer: "But that paper has expired. I need the new one!"
It wasn't even that he was being a jerk about it or anything; he just seriously couldn't comprehend why it was an issue. A customer is staring at the cigarette display behind my counter and tutting and scowling.
Me: "Is there anything I can do to help you, ma'am?"

Customer: "This is so annoying!"

Customer: "Everything else shows calories... Why don't cigarettes?!"
I'm not a social person, and I've always been a night owl, so it's not unusual for me to go grocery shopping at midnight, though not often to overpriced stores. This was one of those exceptions. I went to my nearest [Convenience Store Chain], saw nobody in the store, and figured the employee was doing something in the back. I casually browsed their selections for what I needed It was about this time that another customer entered the store. She simply rushed to the counter and impatiently waited, not that I cared, thinking she was just trying to get some gas and leave. Boy, was I wrong. It only took her a minute, if that, to start shouting for an employee to serve her, and reluctantly, an employee did eventually come out of the back to face her. He barely had the chance to greet her before she started laying into him.
Customer: "You are so useless! I had to come all the way over here, and I'd better be compensated!"
When she finally finished her rant, he actually got the chance to ask her what she needed help with, and here is where she went full crazy.
Customer: "You need to get off your lazy butt and open the [Sandwich Chain] next door to make me a sandwich! And at this point, since I had to track you down, I should get it for free!"
It was clear that neither of us knew what she was talking about.
Employee: "Ma'am, I don't work for [Sandwich Chain]."
She just couldn't believe it and started going on and on.
Customer: "That's unacceptable! I just want a sandwich. You're being racist against me!"

Customer: "I demand to speak with your manager!"

Employee: "I'm the only employee in the store."

Customer: "I don't believe you!"

Employee: "I'm sorry, ma'am, but I am."

Customer: "Fine, then give me your manager's phone number!"

Employee: "I can't do that."

Customer: "If you don't give it to me, I'm going to call corporate and get you all fired!"
That seemed to shock her a bit, but she still huffed, pulled out her phone, and stormed out of the store. By the time I left, she was still screaming into her phone in front of the [Sandwich Chain]. I am standing in line at a gas station convenience store with a coffee and snack. The other customer at the register looks like she may be in her fifties or later and possibly like she lives on the street. All she has is a bottle of water and a cup of dehydrated soup. The cashier can't be more than eighteen years old.
Cashier: "Looks like your card didn't go through. Do you want to try again, or do you have cash?"

Cashier: "We can try one more time."

Woman: "It's probably your stupid system, robbing me every time I swipe my card."
Her card fails for the third time.
Cashier: "If you would like, I can hold these items, and you-"

Me: "That attitude is not acceptable."

Woman: "Don't talk to me like a child."

Me: "I'll pay for your water and soup if it will get you out of here."

Woman: *Suddenly nice* "It's been such a rough week., I can't even begin to tell you. Thank you, thank you."
I step up and add my purchases.
Cashier: "Okay, your total is [amount]."

Woman: "Add three packs of [cigarettes], a bottle of [liquor], and [lottery tickets] to this, too."
She grabs her soup and water and walks out the door. I see that woman every now and then, standing on corners asking for change. She must remember me, too, because she always flips me off. A customer comes up to my till with a few items including a six-pack of beer. As I am about to scan it:
Customer: "Actually, I need to drink less. Can I put that to the side?"
I put the beer aside and continue scanning. A woman comes up to join him and is staring daggers at me.
Female Customer: "What did you say to him?!"

Female Customer: "Stop talking to my man! You can't have him!" *Turns to him* "What did she say to you?! Was she trying to get your number?!"

Customer: "Uh, no. I was just getting her to put aside the beers."
She stares at him and then at me. I hold up the beers to prove his story.
Female Customer: "So, you're giving other women drinks now?! Don't come home tonight."
And with that, she storms out. The customer is left behind with the face of a man who has seen this kind of scene play out a few times before.
Customer: "Let me get those beers after all. If I'm going to be in the doghouse tonight, at least I won't be sober!"

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Customer: "I need to return this." He hands me yesterday's paper. Me: "Why are you returning it?" Customer: "So I can buy today's paper." Customer: "But that paper has expired. I need the new one!" It wasn't even that he was being a jerk about it or anything; he just seriously couldn't comprehend why it was an issue.

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February

Confused

I'm gonna

Since

Talked

College

Beautiful

Receive

Massage

Aunt

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I would like TO

I'm gonna ______ (travel)

We have been friends for 10 years.

We've been friends for friends for 10 years.

He doesn't want to leave the house.

She doesn't want to forgive him.

in/out of a car

on/off a plane/ bus/ train

Emerson doesn't like it either.

Going to = Gonna

I wish she told me that before

Nobody died = I didn't let anybody die

If I were you, I wouldn't date him.

If I had money, I would build a new house.

Do you think Emerson would have gotten married if he hadn't met you?

As much as = tanto quanto

Either or -> You need to either marry him or break up with him

Neither nor -> Neither Marina nor Estevão like soda.

Emerson doesn't like horror movies and I don't either.

Emerson doesn't like horror movies and neither do I.

Will not = won't

I won't go

Camila TOLD me something. She said she talked to him.

He was able to save money.

We hadn't seen each other for a long time.

They used to be 7.

To know- knew- known

To write- Wrote- written

As white as snow

He is more annoying than her.

Marina is more beautiful than her friends.

Marina is nicer than her friends.

Marina is prettier than her friends.

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1- Grocery Store vocabulary
2- Listening
3- Reading/pronouncing
4- Reviewing

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Mashed Potato

Engage in conversation

She found out that her husband has been cheating on her for 4 years!

If you cheat, you are a cheater!

Flawless = Perfect

One-story house = one floor

Afterwards = after that

Strategy

Even though = mesmo que

Drive away = make someone go by choice

Work smarter not harder!

To weigh = to check the weight

Real State Agent = realtor = people who help look for houses

Pillow

Warm it up

Come through = pass by

I'm sorry to bother you

Do you mind scooting over, please?

Out of the blue = suddenly

Is it worth it? Vale a pena?

It's worth it = It pays

You should go more often

wanna (to + verb)

Salad dressing = italian, ranch, etc

On the side = separate

To deal = to behave in a situation = to cope

Advice = something you tell people to do

Stuff = things

It started raining # it stopped raining

Put it on # take it off

Everything shall pass

Long time no see

Unfortunately

What's going on? = What's happening?

She made a scene

Roots = what keeps plants on the ground

To get a loan = to get money from the money

Tile = squares on the floor

Psychologist

Regret = to be sad about something you did

Ended up = acabou, no final das contas

Ceiling # floor

Laugh

Uncles = husbands of aunts

Each of them

Widow, widower = people who lost their spouse

Childhood = time when I was a child

Worried = concerned

Grab

Appliances = eg. Ninja

Vest

Throughout the month = during the month

Aloud

Faithful

Witness

Peoples = povos

Endurance = perseverance

Therefore= portanto

Annoying = irritante

Wrap

Cucumber = Pickes

Aisle = corredor in the supermarket

Cart

Shelf = shelves

Cashier = person by the checkout

Dairy = milk products

Sausage # hot dogs

Produce = vegetables

Collard greens

Green beans

Eggplant

Cauliflower

Zucchini

Okra

Brussels Sprouts