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nat: oh my god speaking of honey. dude. i made another braces discovery that's kind of gross but kind of cute

urvi: also omg braces and honey im intrigued

nat: basically jason has honey flavoured chapstick and if the makeout gets vicious enough sometimes the chapstick rubs off on the brackets and if i ran my tongue over my teeth i would taste his chapstick | so guess what i'm gonna add to taekook's second attempt at kissing | actually maybe just at the end when kook is the only one left with them on

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not to be dramatic but this moment saved my existence pic.twitter.com/Pj67ZSRGoi
— chaotic pisces (@seokphile) June 26, 2017

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a fact pic.twitter.com/5pGZGhHoGH
— JUNGKOOK_USA (@JeonggukUSA) May 28, 2017

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Top Aquarius hardware store purchase: glow-in-the-dark duct tape

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Top Aquarius hardware store purchase: glow-in-the-dark duct tape

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Virgo recent search history: "feather handcuffs"

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Virgo recent search history: "feather handcuffs"

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https://twitter.com/poetastrologers/status/859990953603596290

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Fergie - A Little Party Never Killed Nobody (All We Got) ft. Q-Tip, GoonRock

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[except with jk, hobi, and tae]

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taetargaryen: ""bunny getting excited about his hyungs kissing " "

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literally jk around th

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- jimin went awol at the beginning of this chapter and he's only gonna show up again when hoseok's fuckin. licking jungkook's inncoent 15yo vline and be like I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CORRUPTED HIM and drunk jk is like hyung i was corrupted way before this let's be real here

- yoongi's taking pictures when they walk in on hs/th/jk playing and jimin is trying to stop him but he's also trying to keep junghope occupied enough so that yoongi can get quality blackmail

- bc who knows when that'll come into use

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high school:

- jk was smitten for hs

- th liked jk and found hs attractive but was jealous bc he's the one that likes jk

- hs def liked jk back i mean... the new year's scene is wild

- when hs goes to uni, jk and th and jm spend a lot of time together and jk starts to crush on th

university:

- th thinks hs only likes th for his body/sexually

- th still likes jk and thinks jk doesn't like him back

- jk still technically likes hs; it's that sort of lingering love that never goes away

- but jk really REALLY like really likes th

- hs likes both jk and th

- jk from high school

- th from when they started uni together and had a few humanities classes

- but hs also knows that th likes jk and jk likes th and neither of them are smart enough to start a relationship so he plays matchmaker even though it means he'll be left alone

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- jk gets back at hs by smacking his ass in retaliation to the good-natured embarrassment hs puts him through during the experiment

- and later on he tells yoonmin that "the ass-smacking was my proudest moment. hyung even said he could see my handprint on there"

- [this can happen before taehyung gets there]

- so not only does jimin have somethig on jk about the blood kink (probably bc they saw a fight go down between two guys at a restaurant on the busan beach when they went to visit home and jk was smitten for the guy with the split eyebrow HE WAS TAKING CARE OF HIM SO MUCH YEAH)

- but hobi has the new year's deets

- and yoongi learns abt the kink when jk is explaining the kiss experiment

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me: i found the perfect transition
me: right when things get awkward namjoon's gonna pop in and be like
me: HOSEOK-AH YOU SHOULD BRING YOUR BOYFRIEND TO THE BASEMENT WE'RE TAKING BODY SHOTS
me: and hoseok perks up and jungkook is all boYFRIEND and hoseok grins like HAHA HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND /YET/ NAMJOON-AH YOU FUNNY HUMAN
me: buy then jungkook is like. hissing 'hyung what the fuck is a body shot' and hoseok's like 'ur about to find out' and he just. takes off his shirt
me: that's all i got so far but i haven't even written any of this like namjoon just popped up
me: update: hoseok's totally gonna put the sale on the curve of his shoulder
urvi: WAIT
urvi: THE CURVE OF HIS NECK
urvi: POOR GUK
urvi: HE'S GONNA BE SO FLUSTERED AND JOON AND SEOK ARE SO ENCOURAGING
urvi: THIS IS HILARIOUS
me: i thought it had to be on the tummy but i looked over the definition of body shot and... well
urvi: yeah
urvi: it can be anywhere
me: jk gonna start putting salt on his arm
urvi: if you wanna be dangerous it can be on the v line
me: hs gonna stop him and be like listen i took off my shirt you're text
me: wh
me: V LINE
urvi: you should have junghope play strip poker
urvi: i mean
urvi: no dont
urvi: (pls do)
me: jimin went awol at the beginning of this chapter and he's only gonna show up again when hoseok's fuckin. licking junkook's innocent 15yo vline and be like I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CORRUPTED HIM and drunk jk is like huyng i was corrupted way before this let's be real here
me: omg
urvi: YES
urvi: YE S
urvi: OMG
urvi: POOR JIMIN
me: THERE ISN'T ENOUGH CHAPTER SPACE FOR STRIP POKER BUT NOW IT'S NOTED
urvi: POOR JIMIN
urvi: yoongi's probably cackling
urvi: SHH JUST
urvi: //LENGTHEN THE CHAP//
urvi: yoongi's taking pics and jimin's hushing him but he's also keeping junghope occupied enough so that yoongi can get quality blackmail
me: texts jason: are any of your friends interested in a round or three of strip poker? It's for science
urvi: bc who knows when that'll come into use
urvi: OMG I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT

[...]

me: vhopekook bonus epilogue
me: ...maybe
urvi: YOU HAVE TO DO IT
urvi: okay fine not this chap
urvi: BUT EPILOGUE
me: STILL A MAYBE
me: but ;)
urvi: yoonmin run into their room accidentally and
me: jimin groans but yoongi's like jimin-ah come let's play
urvi: see a naked jk with a smirking hoseok and an annoyed tae taking off his boxers
urvi: L O L
me: oh my god
me: hoseok's fully clothed
urvi: jimin's pulling on yoongi's wrist like "i may like threesomes hyung but not this one"
me: "jungkook-ah what the FUCK why are you so corrupted"
urvi: LMFAO OFC HE WOULD
me: "JIMIN IT HAS BEEN LIKE. FIVE YEARS"
urvi: jk whips his head around
urvi: face drops
urvi: yoongi quickly snaps a pic
urvi: and they leave, scarred for life
urvi: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CORRUPTED AHAHKSHDKS
me: "YOU ARE SITTING NAKED IN YOUR LIVING ROOM." "YEAH AND YOU AREN'T SO SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND FIGHT ME VIA STRIP POKER"
urvi: in this case they don't have braces
me: nope not anymore
me: jungkook will finally get them off before they move into an apartment together
me: i mean what
urvi: jimin: FUCKING WATCH ME BRAT I AM THE KING AT POKER I ALWAYS GET HYUNG TO STRIP FUCKING ASSHOLE I WAS BORN FIRST
urvi: Y ES
urvi: [reactions to jikook fighting] yg: babe | th: boothang | hs: muchachos | jikook: t he fu ck
me: end result: jimin mutters a string of curses as he removes his boxers and yoongi's cackling
urvi: and yg gently pushes jimin's bare ass towards the table
urvi: th: jimbles i know we're lovers | and all the while sobikook just gasp and say: you've been lying to me this w h ol e time??! | LMFAO | jimin is affronted
me: jimin basically gets his ass kicked this entire fic
me: in every way possible

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1. Curiosity And Its Proposal From Hell

2. Don’t Surprise People With Braces

3. Tale Of A Bloody Lip

4. A Lesson In Kink-shaming Oneself

5. An Overly-Dramatic Retelling (But With Tears)

6. Tale Of A Sprained Wrist

7. ?

8. ?

9. ?

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tae and hs are making out

hs is the one that falls

he is holding his back like an old man as he sits up w his back against the couch

'i told  you making out on the couch is a bad idea you runts never listen to me'

jk hears the bang from the kitchen (it's his turn to wash the dishes) and he runs into the living room

'i heard a bang and ran over to make sure you're oka–why are you guys kissing without me'

tae's dying of laughter but he just goes 'you'll get your turn later it's your night to wash the dishes anyways'

but then jk kneels by hs and starts touching his lower back

'hyung are you sure you're okay'

'yes jungkookah thank you for looking after me unlike someone' hs gives jk a little peck

and jk is like 'it's ok. you're getting old anyways'

'listen here you piece of shit—'

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I JUST REALIZED I NEVER WROTE UP AN ACTUAL OUTLINE 

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I JUST REALIZED I NEVER WROTE UP AN ACTUAL OUTLINE 

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1. the questioning scene and laying down the facts

2. taehyung's first kiss with jungkook and hoseok's "accidental" text

3. taehyung talking to jimin

4. new year's party (flashback)

5. jungkook talking to yoongi

6. hoseok talking to namjoon and jin but a few days later, after he's bandaged up and is practicing for his end-of-the-year project and confessing his polyamory to them

7. taekook established, cute embarrassed first est. kiss happens and nothing goes awry, hoseok dips on like 3 different occasions, taekook goes "we need to talk" with each other

8. taekook visits hoseok after his end of the year performance, sits him down, the entire poly discussion talks, poly established, poly relationship shared with namjin over text and yoonmin in their dorm

9. an epilogue of short scenes: will include things like

getting a new apartment

ot3 moving in together

the vine somewhere down there except it's not about the electric bill but the backup generator (that they all had to pool together to buy for moments like that)

taehyung and hoseok are making out on the couch (see ot3 picture)

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tell me this isn't hoseok when he's drunk @ the nye party

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because guess who got her braces tightened and is wearing elastics for the first time ever so now i know how it feels and i gotta correct some stuff

- things are fine the first round
- second round of like, switched kissing and hoseok's hook brackets cut tae's lip bc they're chapped and th had booked it to the closet without his chapstick
- jungkook gets nervous and opens his mouth too far and the elastic snaps and it hurts his cheek and hs's lip but not as bad and hs starts laughing but he trips and a heavy bucket falls on his wrist
- and jk doesnt mention his cheek
- and tae and jk dont get their round 2 because they gotta bring Hoseok to the infirmary to figure out what happened to his wrist

(it'll be a sprained wrist from falling on it weirdly, not the bucket thing)
(http://www.physioadvisor.com.au/injuries/wrist-hand/sprained-wrist/

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noranb_ on twitter (taekook)

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me: I JUST RAMMED MY FORK INTO MY TWO FRONT TEETH
me: I AM IN SO MUCH F PAIN FUCK SF
a:  OH MY GOD
a: ARE YOU OKAY
a: GIRL
me: I'M FINE I'M FINE BUT
a: I'M LAUGJING BUT ALSO CONCERNED
me: I WAS LAUGHING AT THESE MESSAGES AS I WAS EATING
me:AND MY MOUTH AND HAND MOVED AT THE WRONG TIME
me: THE PRONGS HIT THE BRACKETS I'M DEAD
a:  /side note/ what does the metal on metal feel like is it as awful as metal on teeth
a:  RIP
a: WHEN YOUR HAND WANTS YOU TO DIE
me: let's just say i can now write about braces on braces kissing
me: (i'm only half kidding)
me: STOP THAT'S WHAT I THINK I S HAPPENING
me: but it feels disgusting and only /you/ hear the small irritating scrape of metal on metal is was all of 0.3 seconds but i wanted to die
a: YOUR FIC RESEARCH IS COMPLETE
me: cruel scientific research indeed....

////

[me] it seems like a jk thing. and then hoseok can be like "it's karma for hurting my wrist"
[urvi] jm: tae u dont have to soothe my own desires by kissing 2 boys u like
tae: what do u mean im doing it out of my own will
jm: well as long as ur not like me and accidentally hit your braces with a fucking metal fork to figure out what it feels like
tae:
jm: this was in high school before we met
tae: ah i see, you were just dumb
[me] and then jk can do it later on and tae is like 'wow ur jimin reincarnate'
[urvi] and jimin's all: he's just a fuckin copycat fuckin asshat who's been my neighbour since he was born
[me] group lunch scene leggo

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hs: yeah, and tae says, and i quote, that he booked it out once he realized he basically messed up tae's mouth
j: kookie checked himself out though, right?
hs, deadpan: jiminnie already used that, hyung
j, to nj: tell your tiny friends to stop stealing my jokes

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th: and.. he, uh... he kissed me. really hard.
jm: oh no. [takes a sip of water]
th: my braces were tightened the day before, too.
jm: [chokes on water] oh my god. how are you alive
th: i don't know. but anyways, so jungkook kisses me and then i told him my braces were tightened because I STARTED CRYING, JIMIN-AH. I CRIED. [pause] he booked it out of there so fast...
jm: did he at least check himself out first?
th: [stares JM down in silence] Park Jimin.
jm: I'm sorry. continue

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When you don't pay the electric bill  don't forget to favorite me!

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For more Vines from ScottySire, go here: http://www.VidCrown.com/v/1075994810420207616 . Funny Vine by ScottySire. For the BEST and FUNNIEST Vines, go to http://www.VidCrown.com

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part 1 -- the questioning scene and laying down the facts
part 2 -- taehyung's first kiss with jungkook and hoseok's "accidental" text
part 3 -- new year's party (flashback)
part 4 -- taehyung talking to jimin
part 5 -- jungkook talking to yoongi
part 6 -- hoseok talking to namjoon and jin but a few days later, after he's bandaged up and is practicing for his end-of-the-year project and confessing his polyamory to them
part 7 -- taekook established, cute embarrassed first est. kiss happens and nothing goes awry, hoseok dips on like 3 different occasions, taekook goes "we need to talk" with each other
part 8 -- taekook visits hoseok after his end of the year performance, sits him down, the entire poly discussion talks, poly established, poly relationship shared with namjin over text and yoonmin in their dorm
part 9 -- epilogue; based off an ot3 vine  that i now /must/ find and send to you

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- lips / aoa
- papi / f(x)
- sugar free s.tiger remix / t-ara
- number 9 club ver. / t-ara
- dumb & dumber / ikon
- yey / beast
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jungkook.

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hoseok to taehyung during ot3 experiment

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jungkook @ hoseok on NYE

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I MEAN COME ON. I GOTTA FIT THIS IN SOMEWHERE.

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Tips on How To Kiss With Braces from Wikihow

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Tips on How To Kiss With Braces from Wikihow

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Just relax and take it slow. The person you're kissing obviously knows you have braces and they know they have to be careful otherwise they wouldn't be kissing you. Good luck on everything.

Kissing is all about having fun and enjoying the fact that someone truly loves you so don't let anything or anyone get in the way of your romantic lifetime experience.

With braces, you attract more food. So have good hygiene and brush frequently.

If you are at the movies and about to make your move, try not to eat popcorn. Popcorn kernels are really hard to get out of teeth, let alone braces. If you are trying to curb your hunger, chew on a piece of flavored gum. Not only will it benefit you, but it will also benefit the kiss. *Make sure to spit out the gum before the kiss because nothing's worst than having sticky braces in the middle of a kiss.

Basically, be conscientious of your or your partner's braces the first few times. You will get use to them very easily, and it will turn into second nature.

You should always remember to brush your teeth and be careful with how you kiss.

Concentrate on the kiss. Just be aware of your braces but not so much that you miss the moment altogether and besides, the other person is kissing you because they like you and don't care if you have braces or not!

Just keep your breath fresh! Don't press too hard on your partner's lips if you are the one with braces - this can be uncomfortable for the other person. If you are French kissing someone with braces, be sure to keep your tongue away from the back of the mouth. That is where the sharpest parts of the braces tend to be. Mostly, just relax and don't worry about it. The more you think about it, the less involved you'll be in the kiss, and the less romantic it will be.

Relax and have fun. Kissing is about romance. If you're worried about your braces the whole time, the kiss can suffer.

If you are the one with braces, don't press together too hard.

Don't be scared about having braces. It doesn't change the way you both kiss! Just kiss and try to ignore the braces! Or, put some dental wax or silicone on your front teeth so that it can be smooth.

If you're a little nervous about the kiss, tell your partner to take it slow.

Contrary to some urban legends, it is very unlikely that two people with braces can get them stuck together by kissing. Piercings may get caught. But it can happen and it has happened before.

Don't let your braces embarrass you, so smile proudly and confidently. Chances are your crush may already be wearing braces too.

Make sure your braces do not have saliva in them, it will get over the other persons face and they will pull away no matter how close you are. No one wants cold, metallic spit all over their face even if you've french kissed before.

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"How would you describe kissing me with braces? Think really hard about this it's for research" 

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"How would you describe kissing me with braces? Think really hard about this it's for research" 

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My boyfriend's answers:

a small chainlink fence for ants being pressed against yo

the bumpy side of a piece of lego

a fishing hook that wasn’t sharp

like a chainsaw that’s not vibrating

chainmail with dull studs

a rising sun (a mace)

paperclips but thick and healthy

when you sharpen the metal holding of the eraser on an HB2 pencil

accidentally bumping the tab of a can of pop on your teeth by accident

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A body shot is a sexual way of doing shots of tequila. Your lime is held in your partner's mouth and the salt put on a body part (stomach, neck, breasts, etc) You lick the salt off of them, take your shot and then eat the lime out of their mouth.

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[so Jimin invites Jungkook to a New Year’s Eve senior party and he’s one of the only sophomores there, but he locks onto Hoseok the entire night because it’s always safe when you’re around another senior AND one of the reasons jungkook was hesitant is because he just got his braces and he’s embarrassed about it] [yes little jungkookie will have braces for five years]

hs: so jungkook-ah, what brings you to a senior party?

jk: uh. jiminhyung invited me. but that’s about it. i didn’t want to say no

hs: that’s a little bland. are you at least enjoying yourself?

jk [looks around the room at the sweaty bodies and awkward straight grinding and….accented not-straight grinding]: it’s…interesting. [pause] i’m not a big party person.

hs: fair enough. did you want me to get you a drink? you don’t have anything in your hand yet

jk: oh. uh, sure. something weak, though.

hs: weak in taste or weak in content?

jk [thinking about his raging crush on jung hoseok]: let’s… go with weak in taste. show me–ah–how strong you can make it.

hs [grinning] a wise decision

[jungkook ends up taking his shirt off sometime between 10pm and 5 to midnight and he walks up to hoseok even though the girls are ogling him because who wouldn’t ogle jeon jungkook]

jk: hyung… i need your help with something

hs: does that something have to with the next 5 minutes?

jk [very close to hoseok’s face, his eyes searching the older boys]: depends on how tolerant you are.

hs [laughs]: did you mean how drunk?

jk: yes. [face flushes more than the asian glow] don’t make fun of me like that

hs: i’m not. i’m pretty drunk, though. i’m just really good at not showing it.

[there’s a countdown from two minutes happening on the host’s widescreen tv]

hs: did you—ah—I mean— [starts getting embarrassed; coughs to regain composure] Did you only want to start a little before the year changes over?

jk [thinks hard about this]: thirty seconds before. definitely thirty seconds.

hs: you’re very exact, aren’t you?

jk: not really. i’m just scared that my braces will scare you off.

hs: you have braces?

jk: [flashes a grin] i got them recently so everything looks gross.

hs: [gives him a once over, twice over, searches his face the third time] i’m not scared at all. you’re really attractive, you know that?

jk: i guess i do now.

[the clock on the tv hits 30 seconds and jungkook gets nervous so he pulls hoseok away from the giant crowd in the basement and into a closet*]

jk: okay. um. this is my first kiss. the braces are weird. i’m sorry if something catches or i’m a bad kisser or some–

hs: you talk a lot, don’t you?

jk: i, uh—

[everyone starts counting down from ten and hoseok just leans forward to kiss jungkook and he makes this muffled sound of surprise but obviously doesn’t want this to stop bc why the heck would he but then they kiss and make out and hoseok stretches his arms out to press his palms on the closet wall behind them and jungkook has a bunch of comfy coats against his back and there’s TONGUE and after the happy new year scream they continue]

hs [pulling away first]: i’d like to reassure you that you are an excellent kisser.

jk: ah. what

hs: but you’re also a very violent kisser.

jk: AH. WHAT.

hs: it’s nothing to worry about, though. just be a little more gentle until you get the hang of your braces. [shrugs] i’m getting them on after i graduate, actually. so i guess that’s a good word of advice for myself.

jk [flustered]: i—but—i don’t— [sighs] okay.

[when they’re back outside jungkook realized one of his brackets with a little antenna (for his elastics in later years) cut hoseok’s upper lip and everyone around him asked him what was wrong and he just said things got really heated really fast and jungkook is obviously thoroughly embarrassed but that doesn’t stop him from thinking hoseok looks really good with a bloody lip]

jk: [realizes he’s fucked]

*later on, in the threesome experiment thing, hoseok’s gonna be like ‘this is very….. reminiscent” and jungkook’s gonna flare tf up

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UG: tbh (this is just my opinion) i like the idea of them three as a poly relationship

UG: like them ending up as one

NH: OKAY I DO TOO I JUST

NH: DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE POLY

UG: like hoseok gets tae kook together and they realize that hoseok was being selfless

UG: and they sit him down

th: hyung

hs: yes

jk: hyun we know

hs (confused/concerned they know): know what, precisely

th: ur hiding from us aren’t u hyung

hs: …….no why do u think that

th: ever since guk and i…. you know

hs: ever since i basically forced you both to acknowledge your feelings for each other?

jk: uh..yeah

hs: what about it

th: well…hyung….you always disappear when guk and i are engaging in pda

hs: yeah bc that’s disgusting and weird i don’t need to see your exhibitionism kink

jk: HYUNG.
hs: what, don’t even lie, tae. you have one

th: th-that’s besides the point.

jk: the point is [glares at th for getting sidetracked] that we now you like us, hyung

th: or at least like me, i can’t say the same about guk. sometimes i wonder…

jk: HEY I’M VERY LOVABLE

hs: are you? are you really?

hs: and anyways, i know i made out with both of you… at the same tiem… but like… it’s literally fine now. i know you guys are together so it’s not like i need to see it happen

jk: no, hyung, it’s not fine because i like you too

hs: what.

th: hyung…  he literally looks at you with heart eyes and stars twinkling everywhere

hs: i didn’t notice this is it a recent development

th: [shrugs]: according to guk

jk: actually since before new years sophomore year [cough]

hs: k the FUCK

NH: YOU THINK I SHOULD KEEP THE NEW YEARS THING YEAH

UG: YES

UG: BC //TENSION//

UG: LIKE TAE THINKS JK AND HOSEOK ARE A THING

UG: SO HE’S LIKE //NAH JK DOESN’T LIKE ME

UG: BUT JK LIKES BOTH TAE AND HOSEOK AND HOSEOK LIKES TAE AND JK BUT LIKES JK LESS

NH: OKAY YES GIANT TRIANGLE

NH: SO HOSEOK HIDES HIS FEELINGS A LOT

NH:  AND PLAYS IT OFF AS HE WANTS TO GET THEM TOGETHER

UG: tae sees hoseok in a new light after he and guk get together and guk and tae talk about it and agree that they want to talk to hoseok about… joining them

UG: in a relationship

NH: “join us hoseok hyung”

hs: so like, a sex deal

jk: n-no oh my god [to tae] cut that out will you. join us as in, like, as our boyfriend

th [meekly]: y-you still like us like that, right, hyung?

hs [without hesitation]: yes of course why wouldn’t I

th: well we, uh, would lke you, too. not just for sex or whatever — get your head out of the gutter. hyung gosh

hs: what? it’s a valid thought

th: i wanna date you, guk wants to date you, we talked about it and it’s fine, and you’re the thing that we’re missing to perfect this

hs [dumbfounded]: oh

th: yes you dumbass

hs: I’M STILL YOUR HYUNG YOU BRAT

th: DUMBASS HYUNG AT THAT

[hs smacks th upside the head]

jk [rolls eyes]: so it’s  settled, then? all three of us are bfs?

hs [suddenly embarrassed]: i guess… if you want me that much

th [quickly, maybe slamming his hands on the table and leaning forward for emphasis]: always, hyung. i’d always want you–

jk [interrupts]: ME TOO HYUNG I LOVE YOU

th: just wait till we break it to everyone i think yg hyung will get a heart attack

yg [after he’s told]: well it’s about time. [to jk] do they know about your blood kink yet?

jk: YOONGI-HYUNG.

th: ….what.

jk [quickly]: nothing

hs: you said ‘nothing’ way too fast. [scoffs] i knew the boy was an awkward kinky mess

jk: /HYUNG./

[yoonseok high five]

jm [pops into the room]: even i could have told you that [to jk] throwback to busan when jk and i were kids!

jk: JIMINHYUNG NO

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do you think it makes sense for hoseok to like tae

but it’s unrequited because he knows tae likes jungkook and jungkook likes tae

and he knows nothing will happen between them if he doesn’t do something about this which is why he pulls the asshole move of ‘i’ll just make out with jungkook’

and then instead of him ‘having a [real] plan’ jungkook suggests being tae’s first kiss

and this happens as a bathroom conversation btw

and then jk starts avoiding tae because he’s embarrassed and nervous but tae catches him and is like ‘ok what’s up you’re avoiding me’ and in the middle of trying to come up with a good excuse he just kisses taehyung then and there (and it kind of hurts afterwards bc both their wired teeth are sensitive af)

he also runs away after

and then hobi purposefullyy sends an ‘accidental’ text to tae saying ‘let’s meet in room 453 the janitor’s closet at x time” and follows up with ‘oh wait that was meant for jungkook’ and obv tae makes a move bc he wants to kiss jk

and when they get there, tae is pulled into the closet where the two of them are already ready and that’s the end of “part 1”

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and then part one is taehyung recounting his experience with jimin, part two is jungkook recounting with yoongi (and he can't fix his bracket until a day lor two later bc that's when his ortho is available), part three is hoseok with namjoon and jin, and then the fourth is just like... vkook fluff and another kiss a few months later (when jk still has his braces but tae and hobi don't) and they watch hoseok perform (and ace) his semester's choreo assignment and he gets texts from both tae and jk about boyfriend kisses and hobi's like my work here is done

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do you think it makes sense for hoseok to like tae

but it’s unrequited because he knows tae likes jungkook and jungkook likes tae

and he knows nothing will happen between them if he doesn’t do something about this which is why he pulls the asshole move of ‘i’ll just make out with jungkook’

and then instead of him ‘having a [real] plan’ jungkook suggests being tae’s first kiss

and this happens as a bathroom conversation btw

and then jk starts avoiding tae because he’s embarrassed and nervous but tae catches him and is like ‘ok what’s up you’re avoiding me’ and in the middle of trying to come up with a good excuse he just kisses taehyung then and there (and it kind of hurts afterwards bc both their wired teeth are sensitive af)

he also runs away after

and then hobi purposefullyy sends an ‘accidental’ text to tae saying ‘let’s meet in room 453 the janitor’s closet at x time” and follows up with ‘oh wait that was meant for jungkook’ and obv tae makes a move bc he wants to kiss jk

and when they get there, tae is pulled into the closet where the two of them are already ready and that’s the end of “part 1”

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JIMIN, TAEHYUNG, and HOSEOK are all sitting in the dance department’s building, in the common room. JIMIN is lying down on one couch, TAEHYUNG is scrolling through his laptop, and HOSEOK is listening to music, tapping a beat on his thighs to get into the rhythm.

Jimin [sitting up abruptly]

Ah, Tae... what does it feel like when you kiss someone? Isn’t there, like, a hitting of brackets? Or wires getting caught in one another?  [pause] Has a tongue ever gotten caught?

Taehyung

I don’t know, hyung. I’ve never tried it. [pause] Haven’t we had this conversation before?

Hoseok [taking his headphones off]

I wasn’t here the last time this was a conversation.

Taehyung

I don’t think you were.

[Enter JUNGKOOK with a carton of iced green tea from the vending machine. He sits beside HOSEOK.]

Hoseok [raising his eyebrows]

What if we entertain that idea?

Taehyung [immediately flustered]

Ah—wh—hyung, I... I don’t think—

Jungkook

Let’s do it.

Taehyung [even more flustered]

Wait... what.

[JUNGKOOK takes another sip of his drink. TAEHYUNG won’t stop staring at him.]

Jungkook

Whatever it is, it would probably be cool to try it out. [to Hoseok] What’s this about, anyways?

Hoseok [grinning]

Jiminnie asked us what it’s like to kiss with braces. As in braces-on-braces.

Jungkook [raises his eyebrows]

Ah. [to Jimin] Jimin-hyung, didn’t you have braces at one point? Didn’t Yoongi-hyung have them?

Jimin [flustered]

I–I mean, I did, but it was, I mean, it was only for like... a few months? And— [laughs nervously] Yoongi-hyung never had braces. That, ah, doesn’t count. [coughs] Yeah. [under his breath] He had a retainer.

Jungkook

So it’s like this is a science experiment.

Taehyung [defensive]

I haven’t even *had* my first kiss yet, and you want it to be like a science experiment?

Hoseok

With me as your first kiss, it’ll be more of an experi*ence.*

Taehyung [groans]

Hobi-hyung, was that really necessary?

[HOSEOK winks.]

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Jimin: Does the metal like…clank or whatever and do the wires get caught…

Taehyung: I, uh…can’t answer that at this very moment

—————

Hoseok: What if we give it a try and see?

Taehyung: Wh-ah-what.

Jungkook: I’m down let’s do it

Taehyung: Wait WHAT

*three hours later: there’s blood, a broken wrist, and snot*

Jimin: ………How.

Taehyung: It’s a funny story actually

Yoongi: Did it not hurt when the rubber bands snapped inside?

Jungkook: It was more like my manliness snapped inside.

Yoongi: Well I can see that with your little tent down there [points at Jungkook’s crotch]

—————

Namjoon: Verdict?

Hoseok: Apparently slamming one’s wrist between a door while trying to get a threesome going inside the janitor’s closer is not heavily advised

Jin: YOU WHAT

Hoseok: Sorry. I meant accidentally slamming.

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invader-zimin: i'll cherish this forever He's the cutest little crap ever. And the braces and the lisp and the horrible fashion that still suits him somehow