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Homework's the Worst Song from Pop Music High Music Video. Totally TV

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The girl said to her teacher that a monster ate her homework.

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The girl said to her teacher that a monster ate her homework.

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I have heard many excuses but I will describe the funniest. During the Easter Holidays, a student visited her village. When she return to school she hadn't done her photocopy. So, she said to her teacher that when she went to her farm, a chicken "stole" her photocopy and cut it in small pieces. It was the most terrible but also funniest excuse I have ever heard!!!
By Vassiliki
Aggelopoulou
from A1 class!

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The girl said that a monster ate her homework while she was sleeping

The funniest excuse i have ever heard was that a dog ate someone's homework

Konstantinos Titos

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So the funniest excuse I' ve heard was from one of my classmates last year -well actually the whole class created it . He was bored to answer the questions we had, so while we had a break the whole class helped him to find an excuse and this is what we came up with : " You know mister George, I answer the questions as you said. But you know I did exactly what you said and you told us to answer 5-10 of the questions you gave us. You never told us to bring them with us, so how am I supposed to know that we should bring them?" When he told this excuse to our teacher he seemed angry and we believed that he would punish him but he started  laughing since he hadn't heard such a funny but also smart excuse before. He even asked the student how long it took him to think it. When we told him that the whole class made it up together, he wasn't that surprised since we were known for our collaborating for "evil" things...
Something else, pretty weird, I' ve heard was :
-Mary why didn't you do your homework?
- You know miss Jane, I' m homeless. How am I supposed to do my homework when I don't even have a home? Get your life together.
The girl wasn't homeless of course. When she said that we all burst in laugh - except from the teacher who didn't know what to say...
Katrivesi Ioanna A1

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The girl said that a monster ate her homework.

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This is an excuse:There was a duck.This duck had 5  small ducks.There was a truck driver who had a truck.There was a dog, a burglar, a cat and a homework.
One day...No,no.Yesterday, while I was siting in the park,sudenly the air took my homework(which I had by accident took with me). started to run behind of it.While I was running,the burglar was broking the  window of my neibour's house.Then the neibour's  cat attacted to him and started to hund him.Then a dog started to hund the cat which was hunting the burglar.While I was running to catch my homework, a duck and 5 small ducks,started to hunt me.While I was trying to get away of the duck and the 5 small ducks, a truck, which  inside had a truck driver, appeard from anywhere and started to run behind of the duck with the 5 small ducks which were hunting me and my homework(which I was trying to catch).Then I saw the burglar who was huntig from the neibour's cat which was hunting from the dog.They were running to us.I thing you can imagine what happend then.ΜΠΟΥΜ!!!After this I found my homework but unforyunately I found it in piecies. :-(
TEACHER:~#`**}"'>/$%*
STUDENT:What?Why don't you believe me?The story wasn't good?

Christiana kriki from A1 :-)

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The girl said at her teacher that a monster ate her homework.

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An excuce I would like to use the next time i will forget to do my homework is 1. that my sister (Christiana) was kidnapped and that I must to find a way to save her from the kidnappers,2 .my uncle's dog from Kavala died yesterday, and 3. (a  more common excuce) : )  that my dog had eaten my homework because it likes eating math-homeworks.

By Marianna Kriki from A1  : ) yolo

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THE BEST EXCUSES IF YOU FORGET YOUR HOMEWORK1.THE DOG'S VERSIONSORRY MISS.I HAVE A DOG AND YESTERDAY I FORGOT TO FEED IT  SO WHILE I WAS SLEEPPING THE DOG ATE IT!!!!!!2.THE GRANDMA'S VERSIONOH TEACHER!WHEN MY GRANDMA IS CLEANNING SHE DOES NOT PAY ATTENTION WHAT I HAVE IN MY ROOM AND THROW TO RUBBISH ALL MY HOMEWORK!!!!!3.THE MISSING FROM THE BAG VERSIONOH MY GOD! MY HOMEWORK ARE NOT IN MY BAG BUT I YESTERDAY PUT THEM INTO THE BAG!!!!!!!4. I WAS BORING VERSION.YESTERDAY I WAS BORING SO MUCH AND I HAVE NOT DONE MY HOMEWORK.5. MY LITTLE COUSIN TOOK IT AND CLEAVED IT VERSION.YESTERDAY MY COUSIN CAME TO MY HOUSE AND HE LIKE TO CLEAVE EVERYTHING BECAUSE HE IS BABY SO WHEN I WENT TO BATHROOM HE CLEAVED IT AND I UNDERSTOOD IT THIS MORNING BUT IT WAS SO LATE TO DO ANOTHER HOMEWORK.

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THE BEST EXCUSES IF YOU FORGET YOUR HOMEWORK1.THE DOG'S VERSIONSORRY MISS.I HAVE A DOG AND YESTERDAY I FORGOT TO FEED IT  SO WHILE I WAS SLEEPPING THE DOG ATE IT!!!!!!2.THE GRANDMA'S VERSIONOH TEACHER!WHEN MY GRANDMA IS CLEANNING SHE DOES NOT PAY ATTENTION WHAT I HAVE IN MY ROOM AND THROW TO RUBBISH ALL MY HOMEWORK!!!!!3.THE MISSING FROM THE BAG VERSIONOH MY GOD! MY HOMEWORK ARE NOT IN MY BAG BUT I YESTERDAY PUT THEM INTO THE BAG!!!!!!!4. I WAS BORING VERSION.YESTERDAY I WAS BORING SO MUCH AND I HAVE NOT DONE MY HOMEWORK.5. MY LITTLE COUSIN TOOK IT AND CLEAVED IT VERSION.YESTERDAY MY COUSIN CAME TO MY HOUSE AND HE LIKE TO CLEAVE EVERYTHING BECAUSE HE IS BABY SO WHEN I WENT TO BATHROOM HE CLEAVED IT AND I UNDERSTOOD IT THIS MORNING BUT IT WAS SO LATE TO DO ANOTHER HOMEWORK.

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Christeli Evi

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The excuse the girl said was that the homework monster ate her homework.

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The excuse the girl said was that the homework monster ate her homework.

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I usually say that I forgot it or I didn't see it.

Spiros Papanikolaou A2.

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Excuse:Aliens took it as a sample of human handwriting.

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Excuse:Aliens took it as a sample of human handwriting.

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Cleopatra, a1

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The girl said that a monster ate her homework!!!

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The strangest and the funniest excuse that I have heard is : -Sorry miss, but I didn't do my homework. I went to the hospital because my cat broke its leg and when I returned home.......... you know....... I  hadn't enough time and I was exhausted so.......I wanted to sleep!!!
By Joanna Zirou

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the fuuniest excuse that I've heard is,
I had placed my homework in the bag this morning, I'm sure. And the homework has magicly dissapeard!
Dimitris Kollias A1

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The most hilarious excuses if you forgot your homework.1. Alien invasion“When I was busy doing my homework, I actually saw a shadow of a little boy with no hair behind me. It emerged from nowhere. Yes definitely an alien. It looked at me for a while and lastly took my paper, I guess as a proof of human handwriting.”2. It flew from my hands“I was walking on my roof, reading my completed paper and complimenting myself how good it is, and suddenly wind blew it out of my hands. I ran down the stairs to revive it, but did not saw it anywhere. It was gone by then.”3. Teacher has a heavy workload“I did not do it because I thought you (teacher) already have enough workload to handle, so I did not want to add to it.”4. I don’t want to make other students feel bad“I evaluated my writing, and I decided to not to bring it. The reason, it was so good that it would make other students feel bad that theirs was not as good as mine.”5. No reasons to do it“I did not do it because of my eyes. I did not see any worthy reason to do it. It was lame and uninspiring. So I thought I better leave to do something useful.6. Had to burn it“The lights in our house went out due to heavy rain. I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse. When lights were back, I did not have enough time to write the assignment once again.”

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The most hilarious excuses if you forgot your homework.1. Alien invasion“When I was busy doing my homework, I actually saw a shadow of a little boy with no hair behind me. It emerged from nowhere. Yes definitely an alien. It looked at me for a while and lastly took my paper, I guess as a proof of human handwriting.”2. It flew from my hands“I was walking on my roof, reading my completed paper and complimenting myself how good it is, and suddenly wind blew it out of my hands. I ran down the stairs to revive it, but did not saw it anywhere. It was gone by then.”3. Teacher has a heavy workload“I did not do it because I thought you (teacher) already have enough workload to handle, so I did not want to add to it.”4. I don’t want to make other students feel bad“I evaluated my writing, and I decided to not to bring it. The reason, it was so good that it would make other students feel bad that theirs was not as good as mine.”5. No reasons to do it“I did not do it because of my eyes. I did not see any worthy reason to do it. It was lame and uninspiring. So I thought I better leave to do something useful.6. Had to burn it“The lights in our house went out due to heavy rain. I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse. When lights were back, I did not have enough time to write the assignment once again.”

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Ger. Varvastsoulis,a1

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The girl hasn't done her homework so she uses the excuse that while she was at bed a "homework monster" ate her homework.

The funniest excuse i have heard is that'' my sister stole my homework'' and the funniest excuse i have told is that i was chasing my exercise and i couldn't find it.

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These were the excuses which a teacher would never believe. In my opinion, the best excuse that she said was that the homework monster ate her homework and burbed. That means it ate all the homework and she couldn't do anything. In  my opinion, she wanted some more free time and she
couldn't find a way to get some. Also, there's another way to say that story with the '' homework monster ''. A lot of children don't want to have any homework, because they are bored to do it, or because they don't like it (I bolded it for an important reason and for someone). The girl said so many excuses like ''THE MONSTER TOOK MY HOMEWORK !!!!'' and others so she doesn't have to do homework again, or for a long time, because she was afraid of that fake monster. But, her teacher is not silly, so he/she won't believe her and her ''wonderfull'' plan will collaps {and she will do homework again  :(
}. Some excuses which may work are: '' I was in hospital'', ''My mother/father/sister/
brother etc. was badly injured'', ''I wasn't in here ''We went to grandparent's house because we haven't seen each other for
a long time'', '' My cousins came'' and a lot more, but the most usual excuse is the very well known  : '' I was sick and I couldn't go to school''. Althow, there are some very''weak excuses like: '' I wathed a foodball mach and I couldn't do my homework'', '' I didn't want to'', ''I went out with friends'', '' I was whathing TV'', '' I didn't have time for it because ... (not excuse)'', '' I know very well the lesson ! (he/she  doesn't know anything ;)
) a more (I have heard all these excuseses from my classmates in primary school ).

By Ermis Efthymiou-Mouzouras from A1 class

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the girl said a monster ate the math homewor

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the funniest  excuse I' ve  ever heard  a burglar stole them but superman didn't take of them because was sleeping

By Chris Galanis !! A 1

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The girl said that the Homework-monster ate her homework 

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An excuse that you can use if you forget your homework is that you couldn't open your school bag because it had stuck, so you couldn't write on your books and notebooks

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The girl said that the monster ate her homework!                                         When I don't do my homework I say to my teacher that I forgot them at home!!!

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The girl said that the monster ate her homework!                                         When I don't do my homework I say to my teacher that I forgot them at home!!!

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Philip Pan. A'2

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the girl said that a monster ate her homework

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The funniest excuse that Ive heard is that my homework couldn't fit in the school bag

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The girl told the teacher that a monster stole her homework.The funniest excuse is that a dog ate my homework.

Christine Bekyra!!!!♥☺♫

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The girl's excuse was  that a monster ate her homework while she is sleeping

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The girl's excuse was  that a monster ate her homework while she is sleeping

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The excuse I have said was that I forgot my books or my notebook.This is the most common excuse that we all say.
Konstantina Kloukinioti

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the girl said  a monster ate  the math homework 

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the girl said  a monster ate  the math homework 

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the funniest excuse I've ever used was that I didn't knew how the homework dissapeared, because I was "sure" that I had put it into the backpack. <3

Love,
Elena Melitsopoulou

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The girl who is the protagonist in the story said ,as an excuse, that  the HOMEWORK-MONSTER (!) ate her maths homework. 

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The girl who is the protagonist in the story said ,as an excuse, that  the HOMEWORK-MONSTER (!) ate her maths homework. 

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There are many funny (and also bizarre) excuses. One of them is: "Oh! While I was doing my homework, my little brother/sister came into my room, he/she took my notebook and he/she ripped its sheets! If I had been an onlychild, this wouldn't  have happened...".

Mary Panagopoulou A2 ♥

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The girl said that a monster ate his homework

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A year has 365 days. 365 - 62 Saturdays = 313 days. But do not forget Sundays, so we have 261 days. 50 days of the summer are too hot to study, so we have only 213 days. We sleep 8 hours a day, so we sleep 122 days, and then we have only 91 days. We watch TV an hour a day, so we loose 15 days and we have 76 days. We spend 2 hours a day for eating, so we only have 41 days. But we have 35 days for holidays, so there are 6 free days. And the 3 of these days we are ill, and now there are 3 days left. 2 of these days we are out with friends. So we have 1 day. This day is our birthday. You see? No time for homework!!!

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an anusual and hilarious  excuse i have heard of is that his\her dad had forgot to do the homework for him\her!!!!!
Who would believe that???☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻

Chryssa Belezou, A2

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the funniest excuse is death of grand-parents and the dog ate my homework

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the funniest excuse is death of grand-parents and the dog ate my homework

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The girl said that the Homework-monster ate her homework

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The girl said that the Homework-monster ate her homework

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I rarely say that I didn't see the exercise
George Tzanatos

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The girl told the teacher that a momster stole her homework. the funniest excuseisthat a dog ate my homework.

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The girl told the teacher that a momster stole her homework. the funniest excuseisthat a dog ate my homework.

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Bekira Chris,a2

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the girl said  a monster ate  the math homework 

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the excuse i use is that i lose it on  the bus

Kon Par A2

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the giri used  an excuse that the homeworkmonster ate her homework

i usually say the excuse  io forget my books

tzr a2

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The funniest excuse I've ever used was that my homework was burnt in the fire of my fireplace.
Panos Tzanatos,a2

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The girl's excuse is that a monster aterkher homewor

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The girl's excuse is that a monster aterkher homewor

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i usually say to my teacher that my book has been stolen

vasilis par. a2

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The funniest excuse is the dog ate my homework.
Notis Paplas A2!!!!

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The girl said to her teacher that a MONSTER ate her homework.

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I usually say to my teacher that I forget it  or that I dont see them.

JIM PRAPAS A2

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THE BEST EXCUSES IF YOU DON'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK

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THE BEST EXCUSES IF YOU DON'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK

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THE GIRL IN THE STORY SAID IN HER TEACHER THAT A MONSTER STOLE HER HOMEWORK WHILE SHE WAS SLEPPING AND ATE THAT.
A FUNNY EXCUSE THAT I KNOW IS THAT A DOG OR A RAKOYN ATTACKED TO ME AND ATE MY HOMEWORK. THE MOST USUAL EXCUSE IS THAT MY GRANDMOTHERS MAYBE ARE IN A HOSPITAL AND I MUST GO TO SEE THEM.
fotis trihas a2

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-What excuse does the girl use in the story?

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-What excuse does the girl use in the story?

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- What is the funniest excuse you have ever heard or used?