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Dear Ms. Roughton,

Thank you so much for being one of the best teachers I've ever had! I never thought that math would be one of my favorite subjects, but being in your calculus class for 2 years has shown me otherwise. All of the things we've learned are so interesting, and it's so cool to see how subjects build on each other. I really appreciate how you're able to not only teach us math well, but also connect with us as people. It means a lot to me that I can come in the mornings and know that you'll be there to answer any questions I have. I always look forward to calc class :)). I also really appreciate your help outside of math in both college apps & my research project. I'm so grateful that I've been able to have you as my teacher for 2 years, and I'll miss you when I go to college. Thank you for all that you do for your students!

- Rebecca Tang 12th

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Dear Mrs. Shaw,

Thank you so much for being a great teacher! I really appreciate how well you prepared me for calculus through pre-calc, especially coming out of online math. I also really appreciate how you provide statistics support whenever I'm confused about a topic, and I love your notes! I loved being in your class sophomore year, and it actually means a lot to me how you still remember my name :)). Thank you for being such a fantastic teacher, and I hope you have a great rest of the year!

- Rebecca Tang 12th :))

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Dear Mr. Bowen,

Thank you so much for being such an engaging and fun teacher! As much as double math classes are stressful, I look forward to your class because there's always something new and interesting to learn (and points to earn). It's super cool how you make learning complex topics fun, and I truly enjoy your class. It's a lot of fun talking to you about everything from probability/distributions to Taylor Swift and Harry Potter. I'm glad to be in your class this year. Thank you for being a great teacher!

- Rebecca Tang 12th :D

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Dear Ms. Roughton,

Thank you for being so kind and helpful during Calc. You are always so patient, kind, and encouraging, and are always willing to help me with my questions. I always believe I am able to solve the problem every time I enter your classroom. I can't wait to see what we learn in calculus next. See you soon, and thank you again :)).

-Inaaya Momin

12th grade

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Do you know what mathematicians do after it snows?

They make snow angles!

-Inaaya Momin

12th grade

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Which tool is best for math?

The multi-pliers.

-Inaaya Momin

12th grade

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Parallel lines have so much in common … it’s a shame they’ll never meet!

- Melina Yan

11th grade

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I just saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper. I think he must be plotting something.

- Melina Yan

11th Grade

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Why is a math book depressed?

Because it has so many problems.

- Melina Yan

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Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine!

Zihe(Cleo) Wang

9th

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What is the butterfly’s favorite subject in school?

Mothematics

Cleo Wang

9th Grade

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What did the triangle say to the circle?

“You’re pointless.”

Cleo Wang

9th Grade

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Q: Why are obtuse angles always depressed?

A: Because they can never be right!

Ansel Wong

10th Grade

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I was nervous about starting calculus this year but being in your class this year has been fantastic! I appreciate your support in answering all my questions and enthusiasm during lessons. Thank you for being such a great teacher!

Zoya Manashia

12th

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Being in your class last year was fun and motivating! Your teaching style and support for your students truly prepared me for calculus this year. I appreciate everything you have taught me and your constant encouragement!

Zoya Manashia

12th

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How do you make seven even?

Subtract the "S"

Tori Johnson

9th Grade

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If you’re cold, go to the corner of the room.

It’s 90 degrees there!

Zoya Manashia

12th

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What is a math teacher's favorite season?

SUMmer!!

Tori Johnson

9th Grade

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What is a bird's favorite type of math?

Owl-gebra!

Tori Johnson

9th Grade

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How are a dollar and the moon similar? They both have four quarters.

Michelle Kim

11th grade

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Hey, have you ever noticed what’s odd?

Every other number!

Kayla Crowe

12th

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Swimmers love one kind of math more than all others, what is it?

Dive-ision!

Kayla Crowe

12th Grade

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What is a math teacher's favorite season? Summer

Michelle Kim

11th grade

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven, eight, nine!

Kayla Crowe

12th

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Which tables do you not have to learn?.

Dinner tables!

Gonzalo Suarez

11th Grade

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What is a math teacher's favorite snake? A pi-thon

Michelle Kim

11th grade

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Why did the math professor divide sin by tan?

Just cos!

Eliana Ghebremicael

9th Grade

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What’s the one shape you should avoid at all costs?

A TRAP-ezoid!

Eliana Ghebremicael

9th Grade

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Why was the student confused when he went from English class to Math class?

Because he was taught that a double negative in English is bad, but in math, it’s a positive.

Gonzalo Suarez

11th Grade

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Why did the girl wear glasses during math class?

It improved di-vision!

Eliana Ghebremicael

9th Grade

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Why did Pi get its driver’s license revoked?

Because it didn’t know when to stop.

Gonzalo Suarez

11th Grade

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What is the butterfly’s favorite subject in school?

Mothematics.

giselle riser, 9th

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What did the triangle say to the circle?

"You're pointless."

Emma Brown 10th

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What's a swimmer's favorite kind of math?

Dive-ision!

Emma Brown 10th

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What's a bird's favorite kind of math?

Owl-gebra!

Emma Brown 10th

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Why are you turning in a blank sheet of paper?

Because all my answers are imaginary numbers!

Ansel Wong

10th Grade

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Q: Why doesn’t anyone talk about circles?

A: Because there’s no point!

Ansel Wong

10th Grade

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Thank you so much for being such a fun teacher. I've never had a teacher who works so hard to keep the students as entertained as you do. You're stories never fail us and you always make any math class interesting no matter how easy or hard the work might be. Thank you for being a great teacher, hope the rest of the year is just as great!

Rhea Nakul

9th Grade

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Q: Which tree is a math teacher’s favorite?

A: Geometry!

Rhea Nakul

9th Grade

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Q: What do you call a group of friends who love math?

A: AlgeBROS!

Rhea Nakul

9th Grade

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What did the triangle say to the circle?

You're pointless!

Sean Paz

9th Grade

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How are a dollar and a moon similar?

They both have four quarters.

Sean Paz

9th Grade

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Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was over 90 degrees.

Sean Paz

9th Grade

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Have you noticed what's odd?

Every other number

Stephen Tao

9th Grade

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Which tool is best for math?

The multi-pliers

Stephen Tao

9th Grade

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven, eight, nine!

Stephen Tao

9th Grade

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What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?

A tan-gent

Seiya Mutreja

12th grade

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Why did the two 4s skip lunch?

They already 8!

Seiya Mutreja

Grade 12

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What do baby parabolas drink?

Quadratic Formula!

Seiya Mutreja

Grade 12

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Why was the equal sign so humble?

It knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else.

Matt Ghebremicael

10th Grade

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What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral

Matt Ghebremicael

10th Grade

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What's a math teacher's favorite type of tree?

Geometry

Matt Ghebremicael

10th Grade

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why did the student wear glasses in math class???

to improve di-vison!!!

Kaia Haley, 10th

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Of course I have math problems?

Im a math teacher!

Kaia Haley 10th

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Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine!

Marley Page

12th Grade

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Math, the only subject that counts!

Kaia Haley, 10th

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Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?

Because it was over 90 degrees!

Marley Page

12th Grade

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What did the triangle say to the circle?

"You're pointless."

Marley Page

12th Grade

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You are honestly one of the funniest teachers I have had and one of the most knowledgeable as well. You connect to students in a unique way & I really value that you still say hi to me in the halls when you see me. I will def come through your room at one point after the busy robotics season and really do appreciate your class. It will always be one of the most fun classes I experienced at Vandegrift and definitely the most enjoyable math one.

Thank you so much and I hope you are having a great year

Anya B.

11th

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What do baby parabolas drink? Quadratic formula

Anya Bhandari

11th

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Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles? Because there’s no point.

Anya Bhandari

11th

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What's a math teacher's favorite type of tree?

Geometry

Riley Langford

9th Grade

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What do baby parabolas drink?

Quadratic formula

Riley Langford

9th Grade

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Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots.

Riley Langford

9th Grade

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Swimmers love one kind of math more than all others, what is it?

Dive-ision!

Samia Griego

12th grade

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Once there was a hen who counted her own eggs. She was a mathemachicken!

Samia Griego

12th Grade

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven, eight, nine!

Samia Griego

12th Grade

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What's a math teacher's favorite snake?

A pi-thon!

Kate Warren

10th

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What do you call an empty parrot cage?

A polygon! (a polly gone)

Kate Warren

10th

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What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?

A tangent! (a tan gent)

Kate Warren

10th

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what is a butterfly's favorite subject?

mothematics!

Ella Lee

9th

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i had an argument with a 90 degree angle...

turns out it was right!

Ella Lee

9th

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What did one math book say to the other?

Don't bother me, I've got my own problems!

Ella Lee

9th

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After hearing previous reviews of AP Calc, I was skeptical if it was the right course for me, but your teaching and assistance has made the class not only attainable but enjoyable. Your class is Natalia and my favorite class we are taking this year, and we talk about that often. You put up with my comments and laugh at my awkward facial expressions when I'm confused which only adds to the amazing environment you have created. Thank you for your kindness <3

Audrey Berg

12th Grade

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Happy Birthday ;) Only one more month till I will make my annual birthday visit!

Audrey Berg

12th Grade

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Although I have not been able to sit at a desk and learn from you in a couple of years, I always appreciate your smiling face in the hallway. Thank you for the impact you have had on my high school journey, as well as for listening to me complain about all things math when I see you. I am forever grateful for your optimism, assistance, and support!

Audrey Berg

12th Grade

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Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine!

Sena Baag (10th Grade)

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How do you make seven even?

Take away the "S"

Sena Baag (10th Grade)

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Which tables do you not have to learn?

Dinner Tables

Sena Baag (10th Grade)

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Where do math teachers go on vacation?

To Times Square!

Srila Shrestha

12th Grade

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What did the calculator say to the student?

You can always count on me.

Srila Shrestha

12th Grade

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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

Srila Shrestha

12th Grade

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What is the butterfly’s favorite subject in school?

Mothematics!

Pearl Lam

10th Grade

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What is a math teacher's favorite season?

SUMmer

Pearl Lam

10th Grade

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Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?

Because it was over 90 degrees

Pearl Lam

10th Grade

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What is a bird's favorite type of math?

Owl-gebra!

Izaan Momin

9th grade

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Have you noticed what's odd?

Every other number

Izaan Momin

9th Grade

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Of course I have math problems?

I'm a math teacher!

Izaan Momin

9th Grade

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Thank you so much for being such a great teacher. I appreciate that you make an effort to make class interesting and are always understanding.

Gabriel Guard

10th Grade

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What is 2n + 2n?

I don't know. It sounds 4n to me.

Gabriel Guard

10th Grade

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Why did the math teacher spill all of the food in the oven?

Because the recipe said to put it in at 180 degrees!

Gabriel Guard

10th Grade

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Why are obtuse angles always sad?

Because they are never right!

Joe Geraci

Stuco

11th

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You know what seems odd to me?

Numbers that can't be divided by two!

Joe Geraci

Stuco

11th

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How do you teach a chicken math?

Giving it a lot of EGG-xamples!

Joe Geraci

Stuco

11th

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Dear Ms. Roughton,

Thank you so much for being my math teacher for the past two years. I'm not the greatest in math, but I wanted to let you know how I appreciate how hard you are working, especially this year with having to teach Calculus BC for the first time!

Once again, thank you so much for being amazing. Your dedication is also amazing, and I am 100% sure that everyone else in your class, including myself, appreciates you so much!

Alexander Song (12th Grade)

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Why was the equal sign so humble?

Because he knew he wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!

Alexander Song (12th Grade)

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Why do mathematicians never argue?

Because they always solve their problems!

Alexander Song (12th Grade)

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What’s the best way to get a math tutor?

An add!

Anika Begemann

10

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How do you make seven even?

Take away the 's'

Anika Begemann

10

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What is a math teacher's favorite season?

SUMmer!

Anika Begemann

10