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They meet two people above the canal. One says, "I dropped a coin there." And the second: "And why are you throwing in more?" "I'm not going up there for one."

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Why did the cucumber get upset at the salad bar?

Because it was in a pickle!

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Why did the horse go behind the tree?

Because he wanted to change his jockeys!

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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch!

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Why did the hamster bring a ladder to its wheel?

Because it wanted to reach new heights in cardio!

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

Because he didn’t want to become a hot dog!

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Why did the orange stop?

Because it ran out of juice!

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Why don’t snakes ever get lost?

Because they always follow the "hiss-tory"!

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Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar?

Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

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What is the height of insolence? Bury a vegetarian in a mass grave.

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Why did SpongeBob bring a ladder to the Krusty Krab?

Because he heard the burgers were on another level!

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Why did the Tesla break up with its gas-powered partner?

It needed some space to charge its emotional batteries!

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Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo?

Because he wanted to pack his trunk!

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Why did Spider-Man join the computer class?

Because he wanted to improve his web design skills!

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

Because he had no body to go with him! 🎃

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Why did the Joker bring a ladder to the comedy club? Because he wanted to reach new heights in humor!

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What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a corpse? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the pig become an actor?

Because he was a real ham!

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Why did the pumpkin pie cry?

Because it saw the other pumpkins getting carved!

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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

Because her students were so bright!

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

Because it wanted to see the moooon!

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Why did Batman and Robin never use smartphones?

Because they couldn't find the "Bat-Signal" app!

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Why was the cat so good at video games? Because it had nine lives!

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investi-gator!

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Why did the ghost go to the party?

Because he heard it was going to be a "boo-tiful" night!

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

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Why don't hippos ever play hide and seek?

Because they always get spotted!

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What’s a Czech train’s favorite game? "Hide and Seek," because it loves to keep everyone guessing about when it will actually show up!

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Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

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Why do elephants never use computers?

Because they're afraid of the mouse!

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Why did Santa start a gardening business? He wanted to "ho-ho-ho" his own vegetables!

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Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!

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Why did the communist refuse to play chess?

Because he couldn't handle the idea of one piece being more powerful than another!

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Why did the cigarette break up with the lighter?

Because it found something that sparked more joy!

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Why did the chicken join a band?

Because it had the drumsticks!

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Why did the camper bring a ladder to the campsite?
Because they wanted to reach new heights in marshmallow roasting!

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station!

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Why did the lizard sit on the car?Because it wanted to be a "car-izard"!

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Why don't snakes ever get lost?

Because they always follow the hiss-terical signs!

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Why did the immigrant bring a ladder to the bar?

Because they heard the drinks were on the house!