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Parker??

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DA BOOYZZZZ!

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“Can we talk about how quiet the baby is during the ball and everyone screaming at each other? #IsHeStillAlive?”

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I left with a new fan and a man #awinisawin

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the boys think i’m there to drink and smoke but.. im there for one reason…

#ifyouknowyouknow

#MrsErlynneneedstostopdointricksonit

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Mamma a a girl who’s not into you behind you

#darlingtonpleaseshesnotintolikegetoverit

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All my friends are leaving :(.

#byebyeDarlington

#farewelltuppy

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@Aga.duhhhh don’t worry about it girl I still love you anyway 😘

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Attention London residents the première of Oscar Wilde's last play, the comedy The Importance of Being Earnest, at St. James' Theatre on February 14th. #Theaterarts #forrichfolk

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guys can we get an age check on hopper???

#olhuzz #whodidijustmarry

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I heard Mrs.Plymdale twerks at tea time… HOW IMPROPER!!

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Tuppy, are you still getting down bad?

#TuppyIsn'tTheBestOfUs #ReasonWhyMenAreConsideredBad #TuppyGettin'JiggyWithIt

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I am truly the best matchmaker. Love always prevails!!! ❤️❤️❤️💞💞💞

#younglove #mydarlingdaughter #australia #foreign #loveconquersall

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“@Parker Wanna steal a cigar later when her ladyship is off with Lord Duzz and his lordship is with Mrs. Erluzz?”

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@darlingdarlington PLEASE TALK TO ME PLEASE SHE DONT LIKE YOUUUUU

#icanloveyiubetterthanshecan #sheliterallymarried

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Dont worry guys ill be fine… sigh

im going away for a while….

#chuzz #sheismissingout #thelovethatcouldvebeen

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@sleepy_man please leave

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Tuppy, have you seduced Erlynne yet? If you try hard enough, you may get her

#TuppyAin'tRizzy #YuoWish

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What if we went away into the country and frolicked through a field without any worries of previous events???

#ilikefrolicking

#almostasmuchasilovemywife

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What’s with all this talk about Lord Windermere supplying me money??? Yall wanna hate all you want but I’m swimming in da dough #staymad #igotrizzfordays

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Lord Windermere apparently has got the morbs over my friendship with my daughter. #IcanseeherifIwant #shelikesmebetterthanyou

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lowkey might dip this ball is boring and my moms talking to that women no one will shut up about

#boringahhhball #getmeoutofherelowkey #whatdidshevendo?

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@Parker His Lordships table is too comfy. You want to have a smoke and a nap? We can do it in either order

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@Lord.Windermere Oh what a travesty that you cant see that crossed out part!! Your telephone device may be broken! Perhaps you should spend money on fixing it instead of financing MRS ERELYNN!

#idiot

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Everyone, I am proud to announce that I will have an AUSTRALIAN son in law!!

#foreign

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Hey everyone !! I’m creating a gofundme for saving up for a new birkin fan.. After certain events I need a new one ASAP. PLEASE https://www.gofundmynewfanbeforemyhusbandcomeshomepleazepleazepleaze.com

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These Londoners don't know what I know.🗣️#Otherside #4thWall

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@DarlingDarlington$$ check ur DMs I sent some helpful…tips your way. If you have anymore questions feel free to uh…meet me at my lovely estate…or yours… whatever’s more…comfortable… #youknkwwhatimtalkingabout #suchatallrichman

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@Rosalie She went to the club with me

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@Sleepy_Man get your lazy bum off of his lordships table and go take a nap at some other aristocrat’s house #dementia

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AGATHA

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@Mrs.Erlynne we gonna have beef??

#hesmine

#townhuzz

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“BRO PARKER WHERE DID HER LADYSHIP GO?? SHE TURNED OFF HER FINDMY 😓😓😓😓 #WhereMyGirlAt??”

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@William Clark Sorry, I'll move to my back up bench

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@Mrs.Erelyn Ur fierce! We should lunch together… I feel as though we might share a common opp:

a certain… lord windermere.

DM ME!! We can take him down together

#anoppofanoppisafriend #getthatbag #blackmailhim

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@Mrs. Erlynne i know you ain’t talking about where your getting money from #postulantspelledwrong

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Attention London residents someone get this sleeping man off the streets. #KeepLondonClean

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Did we only go to this ball so I could find a man???? I’m literally just a girl likeeee

#partyrockanthem #ilovecheepthrills

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Hey guys!! I’m logging off socials for a couple hours.. Going to be out of the crib… So.. Don’t ask me where I’m going…. And don’t try and find out. (I’m totally not at my boy bestfriends crib)

#confused #dontknowwhattodo

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How do we feel about letting the rich get richer and the dead mothers stay dead?

#mywife

#moremoneythanyouwilleverseeinyourlifeidontevenworkijustmanagemyestatehahaha

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@Rosalie Can I receive your calls?

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@Rosalie🧐 heck yes i do

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Are we still good for that poker night? I have a great idea for a way to get enough gambling money.....

#TotallyNotGoingToRobABank #POKERNIGHT!!!

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@augustus why must you disgrace the family name. We’re disappointed in you. Again.

#disreputablebrother #nocontact #familydrama

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“@DarlingDarlington Request my termination, TRUST her ladyship shall NO LONGER RECEIVE YOUR CALLS. #Beef #StayAwayFromMyLadyship”

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@Lord.Windermere I finna smoke that you… WATCH OUT #tripanddie #shesmine

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@parker maybe worry about getting a better job before tryna clock my tea…no literally it’s almost tea time get to work. #womeninpower #staymad #yourejustaservantlol

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Now can someone explain to me the love triangle between Windermere, Windermere, and Darlington??? And why I’m not in it????

#darlingtonhitmeupplease #lowkeynotsureifiwanttomovetoaustralia

#canihavemyownlovetriangle

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Is there a ball today? I keep on hearing that there's a ball today, but I'm not invited.

#SadFace #WatchOut #I'mPullingUp

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Attention residents of London, Management speaking. There will be some home renovations in your area soon.

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Me when I get my hands on you Mrs Erlynne. 

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Foo…

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@cecil bum ik you want my man and I PROMISE he don’t want you back

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@Lady.Windermere U got a crush on anyone? #kissme #banplymdale #COWper #cowpereatsgrass

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“Parker, if Erlynne could steal Windermeres money well… are you thinking what I’m thinking? #BelowMinimumWage #PleaseFeedMe”

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@Mrs. Erlynne

Where yo ex husband at?

#iknowwhoyouare

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“I know that’s yo girl @Lord_augustus, but… yall official?”

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Why is lord W so against me winning like he really hates to see women in power

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soft launch coming soon…..

#a #hitched #mamaimengaged!! #agathahuzz

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Off to commiserate with another betrayed wife. Men are so monstrous.

#killallmen #myboyisexcessivleyimmoral #windermereimwatchingyou

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POV: you’re so in love with your wife when her thought to be dead mother appears and starts blackmailing you, so you pay her bills to keep the truth from your wife so that her heart remains unbroken but now everyone thinks you’re a cheating bastword.

#awkwaaaaaaaaard

#pleasedeariloveyou

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"We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars" How much have you been drinking Darlington?

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this photo album is lammeeee smh 🙄

#tellmethetea #imliterallyanadult #theresnoglassontheseterracedoors

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digital footprint y’all

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I didn’t realize Darlington has a son. They look just alike. #WhatADog

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I hate my job

#killme #aristocracy

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All yall wanna do is flirt like #getalife ain’t nobody want your must…

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@mrserlynne.. more like mrs existential crisis.. GET A LIFE. you get YOURS i’ll get mine… #boybestfriendwya #lorddarlingtonimcoming

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@Mrs.Erylnne It would be a pleasure to Mrs.Erylnne. I'm open anytime after my noon nap. I'm not that pleasent if I don't have my sleepies.

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Lord Windermere’s servant Rosalie is making me quite angry. I will proceed with recommending her termination. #opps #lovewins #fyp #fireherahhh #burntheopps

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Attention management speaking, we need synergy whatever that means. #Synergy #Team-building

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I can’t believe Augustus forced our company on you Darlington! Thank you very much for hosting us.

#sixmonthssober

#gothomelate

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“Mrs. Erlynne looked quite handsome tonight… Didn’t she augustus…?”

#Hopoffmyman

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good aftah noon ladies 😘🤑

#ahahahaaaa#ahhhhhh😜😜😜

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"I heard there is a scandal happening. Is Tuppy at it again?"

#NotAgain. #-_-

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@dumby I already received the last 5 phone calls. Please stop calling. JUST KIDDING DARLING….you can hit me up anytime #want

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Love hopper but where even is Australia???

#uneducatedbecauseimawomen #whyhetalklikethat?

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🧐 just a couple of directors wondering why all these English people sound American. #WhereAreTheAccents? #Ello

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THESE DARN ARISTOCRATS KEEP BUMPING INTO ME

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I’m so in love…. kill me. Yearning for her longingly. What ever shall I do? #imgonnajumplordwindermere #lovewins #fyp #ladywuzz

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Hello corporate speaking, everyone please give me your money for this show and get off book. #Broke #management

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“This is Darlington’s thrice time calling… Seems he is for the streets! #GetYoMan #HeNeedsToLeave”

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where the huzz at???? All I see is poor men…

#needmearichman

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"Do we have anymore cigars? I have a hankering for a smoke after a nap."

#Zzzzzzzzzz #Sleepy #Smoker4Life

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My mom can’t keep her mouth shut. Like seriously mind the business that pays you 😒

#annoyingggg #doesdarlinghaveamaiden

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I understand that I have not been portrayed well in the eyes of the public, but I promise I love my wife

#faithfulhusband

#Margaretcomeback

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I cannot wait to see my dearest darling Agatha shine like the beautiful star she is at Lady Windermere’s charming ball! Thank goodness she takes after her mother! #prestige #matchmaker #younglove #youngandsingle #timeless #classic

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“What’s with all these men talking about me… like I could really care less about yall smh #clockit #mindyobusiness”

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“My boy bestfriend just told me I have a WAP: Witty Aristocratic Persona… is he doing too much?” #lovemyboybestfriend #iHAVEahusband

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@Parker Her ladyship when she keeps taking meetings with men who are obviously in love with her:

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“My ladyship is getting cheated on by someone twice her age… #CantTrustGranny #NotAGirlsGirl”

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"My husband is giving money to another woman. I must shun her forever. Also, I dropped my fan. #Scandal #VictorianDrama"