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There once was a man in Florida

He had a pet alligator

He went to Mcdonalds

With his pet Ronald

And threw him at the waiter

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Poems do something to a person

Their mood could gradually worsen

Upto us, to be nice

or else we'll be like lice

So let's stop this diversion!

-Manha😇

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8-9 syllables   1. There once was a man from Jamaica.

8-9 syllables   2. Who wasn't a very good baker.

5-6 syllables   3.  He blew up his house.

5-6 syllables   4. No one could find his spouse.

8-9 syllables   5.  He escaped to live in Malaysia.

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A lonely scarecrow stood afariad

Of the famers unsettling maid

She would never blink

Though once gave him a wink

Before coming at him with a blade

-Makaia

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There once was a boy named Xavier

He is a misbehavior

He likes to have fun

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Once there lived a person named Keith.
At soccer everyone, he could beat.
He was a weirdo
And a superhero
But he was also really sweet

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There once was a boy named Xavier

He is a misbehavior

He likes to have fun

He doesn’t like to run

He will never be a good sailor (got consent to write this)

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Good afternoon to all students, We are monitoring this Padlet. So don't do say anything bad👍

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Why are yall hating on Shreya?

Got rhymes on encyclopedia

She may be super "smart"

But she's an old fart

That don't know Onomatopoeia

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There once were five guys

Their videos made time past by

Rapslap was og

But their laughs were ugly

They were so funny they made me cry

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People who like writing
Then they try and write property

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Pi equals to 3.14,

is my favourite number for sure,

Pi will never die,

I know you can't deny,

If u don't like it your immature

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here once was a frog who liked to croke

and liked to tell funny jokes about other folks

and lived on a lily pad

and needs company really bad

after a while he died from a stroke

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Your teeth are crooked and plain black

Spotting you I get a heart attack

You might think I’m joking

But really I’m roasting

That’s right, I’m a weird maniac

-Trinity

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There once was a demented nurse

Gold money always lined her purse

Her patients all died

She had always lied

But it’s blood money that lines her purse

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There once was a unknown quiet nurse

Who was rumored to have a curse

She walked in a room

Carrying a broom

And came out with a blood filled shirt

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If you do like math your insane

What could you possibly hope to gain

If you like it your dumb

I’d rather drink rum

Now do you see that Math is a pain

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Line 1: He is a master slime in his prime.

Line 2:No need to fight he has no time.

Line 3:slime or not i am power.

Line 4:Dont believe kneel to my flower.

Line 5:Time to relax i want my juicy lime.

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There once was an artist in Europe
One day he decided to step up
He tried for art school
They called him a fool
He still manages to put up

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maths is good you caca... not abmnrmal

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Her massages, bring tears to my eye

I love them I say, tempted to lie

But instead I scream

Hoping this is a dream

Swallowing my tears so I don't cry.

-Manha

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There once was a man from spain  He would always find himself in pain He took a few pills                              And lost all his skills                         Now he struggles to find his brain             

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There once was a man from spain  He would always find himself in pain He took a few pills                              And lost all his skills                         Now he struggles to find his brain             

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A stick called Jack loved to hack and smack

He ate and ate like a starving rack

Jack the stick moved many places

But loved no other then races.

Jack and his shack later made wonderful sacks

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There was a person who flew high
And he flew to the top from the sky
Then got hit from the light blue sky
And try to become a good guy

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Ples contune hating on shreya it is funny

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Ples contune hating on shreya it is funny

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ps she did make one about miss ward

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They call me rich which is apealing

Throw my money up the ceiling

To which I deny

It's mine to comply

So let me continue breathing

-Manha

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His smile creates butterflies

His beautiful eyes glimmer and shines

Wished he never died

His corpse on the road side

Sort of wished I saw the stop signs

-Trinity >:)

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There once was a lazy house cat.

Who always wants to sleep on her mat.

She doesn't want to run.

She don't want to have fun.

And then she became really fat.

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The teachers pet lay still in the sun

waiting and waiting for all the fun

She came with stacks of paper

Arms raised higher than Raipur

Yet the pick me won the teacher wafer

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polozhine and thomas shelby and saaho and adipursh

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polozhine and thomas shelby and saaho and adipursh

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of a batsman you should be cautious

his hitting skills will make you nauseous

He is the king of swing

duck! or your face will sting

My fast bowling makes  me flawless

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There once was a zoo animal.He was a hungry cannibal.His name was garry.Then he ate barry.After he swam in the canal.

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There once was a zoo animal.He was a hungry cannibal.His name was garry.Then he ate barry.After he swam in the canal.

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IF YOU LIKE MATH YOU ARE ABNORMAL
GO TO A DOCTOR TO CHECK IF UR NORMAL
YOUR A WEIRD
NOW THAT IS CLEARED
YOU PROBABLY HAVE A HYPOTHERMAL

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There once was a woman from Greece
who wanted to visit her niece
she loved to eat raw meat
and she was always neat
but she just wanted to have some peace. - Jadeah da best

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usually thought that maths was a bore

algebra was gross to the core

my maths book i threw

for with that book i learnt few

knowing the mistake that was my score

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There was once an elderly broke man

He lived peacefully in his van

But then one long night

He had a bad fight

with smoke that ended his life span
😁

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There once was a clown named Carrie

Who had met a singer named Harry

She had gone insane

So she went to Spain

And got locked in a cell with Larry

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Peter pan never wanted to grow

It was something he proudly showed

It was all fun and games

Til' Cook showed up and came

And lit up Tinkerbelle's wings, oh no🙄

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The once was a girl named Shyna

She was a really good biker

There was a biking race

That she really wants to ace

So she travelled to North Carolina

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There was a man from Albuquerque
Who got ill and needed money
He started to cook food
One day he got sued
Then Saul came and saved his buddy

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Math is the best living subject,

people don't like it they reject it,

Math gives you lots of brain,

don't like it your so lame,

I know you like it just accept it

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there was a girl who was class pet
she'd deny it but the boys had a bet
her name was shreya
she like cattleyas
she enjoyed strawberry sorbet

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1. The most amazing fruit in the world

2. If you don't like it you will be hurled

3. there should be a chapel

4.To marry my pineapple

5. When I had it in joy i Twirled

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there once was a boy named luffy

He loved to eat fish that was fluffy

sanji cooked him a meal

the fish looked a bit teal

he gobbled the fish very roughly

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once I destroyed a army.
It really was quite a barmy.
It was a necessity.
Which took a lot of weaponry.
Although it was quite a journey.

By Leon

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i am a bright red juicy tOmAtO
inside of the bushes i go camo
my stem is pale green
if only i could be free
please spare me -tOmAto

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I had a friend named Izumi

She was funny and never gloomy

She loves to eat noodles

And dislikes poodles

You say Izumi. She says "Who me?"

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A cat from Albania named James

Liked to call people names

With only one true fear

To get a career

But he always claims he has no fear

BY saswin

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There was a forbidden haunted house

Thought to be kept by a possessed mouse

With red glowing eyes

Evil in disguise

It liked to wear a blood covered blouse
-Makaia

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People find pineapples confusing

Calling them apples is amusing

And pens for that matter

Dont put it on platter

I find it rather accusing

-Manha

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There's a lawyer in new mexico

who is a great person to know

when it comes to clients

He's really reliant

But steals their money when he goes!

By Charlie

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Some pineapples are very savage

They can do quite a lot of damage

Eat too much, cut your tongue

Will wish you never brung

That pineapple you can't manage

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1. There once was a lad called sternly

2. Who wanted to play for Burnley

3.  so he played very well
4. and name his kid miguel

5.  That's wasn't a very lengthy journey

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There once was an owl named Lucy
She had trouble trying to see
She fell from her nest
Only feathers were left
And the rest of her floated in sea

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There once was a girl named Shyna

She was an amazing climber

She fell down the stairs

And crashed into some pears

And dropped through a portal to China

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A minnow swam down the cold stream,

Having an unrealistic daydream,

They wished for a tie,

To wear while eating pie,

With a small side of sour cream.
- Vicky

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There once was a class from 16

Everyone there was 13

They couldn't shut up

And one had a pup

And that was the noisy class 16

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I have an apple
i have a pen
pinnaple apple pen
apple pen
pinapple pen

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Seafoam rippled over the sea

As I screamed at the sight of a bee

It crawled on my floater

I threw it some water

But it's rear end, poked me times three

-Manha

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There once was a clumsy old monkey. All he wanted was lots of money. He had a master plan. only if he can. He is blowing up kentucky.

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There once was a clumsy old monkey. All he wanted was lots of money. He had a master plan. only if he can. He is blowing up kentucky.

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The once was a girl named Flo
She always liked to put on a show

She danced all around

And didn't make a sound

And nobody was ever to know

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There once was a teenage boy named Jack.

Who always wanted to wear black.
He's such a weirdo,

Like his friend named Lito.

They don't care, they have each other's back.

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there once was a purple minion

that purple minion had an onion

he wanted to talk

just like he could walk

with no voice he had no opinion

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There once was a boy from France

Who had a great love for dance

he went on the stage

jumped in a cage

And did his favorite prance

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A fire and his own desire soon became dire.

He then hired a squire who he later admired.

This squire turned into his father

Who he later lathered.

Suddenly the squire killed the fire with barbed wire.

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Going to play  cricket and to get wickets

The Batsman should fear and disappear or be dead

I am  the king of swing.

My ball will install fear

be cautious or be nauseous for my flawless bowling

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Barry would always be a grump

So one day he decided to jump

He didn’t want to cry

He wasn’t scared to die

He hit the ground with a loud thump

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There once was a sad old dog

He could no longer chase the frog

His joints cracked and buckled

His old brain was fuzzled

All he could bark was a small “wog”

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______ was a very happy girl
when she was cheerful she would twirl
she hated spiders
but she liked the dubai tigers
on her wall lived a gray cross glider

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I have a good friend named Izumi

She had never heard of halloumi

Got caught during a crime

But didn't steal a dime

Innocent Izumi is gloomy

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i have got a friend named oscar

be careful hes an imposter

he is 20 years old

hes never been called

he then grabbed a girl and lost her
-Renaldo

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Mat had a tasmanian cat

Who's hunting skills couldn't get him bat

He spent his days tired

Curled among the fire

Until his owner brought him a rat

-Manha

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There once lived a beetle that was blue
He looked like he had a bad flu
he grew more sicker
his taste went bitter
turns out he had the corona flu

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There was a man from Albuquerque
Who hid himself inside a turkey
he crossed the border
hid with a hoarder
and survived on lots of beef jerky
By Charlie

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There once was a spider in the room,

And I shooed it out with a broom,

Its silk was still there,

But the spider felt fear,

"Why did you just send me to my doom?"
- Vicky

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There once was a man named Barry

He was always looking to marry

He walked in the park

And felt a huge spark

And then met someone called Ari

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Line 1:There's a player called ferg and he is cracked. 9

Line 2:I look at his account and its all packed.9

Line 3:he's too good that he's banned.6

Line 4:All he needs are his fans.6

Line 5.No need to worry he wont get hacked.8

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A funny young fellow named perkins was terribly fond of small gherkin    so one day after tea                             he ate ninety three                            and pickled his internal workings 

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A funny young fellow named perkins was terribly fond of small gherkin    so one day after tea                             he ate ninety three                            and pickled his internal workings 

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 There once was a lad from london. Who weighs approximately 1 ton. He sits on his couch. watching arsenal play. another day of being a grouch.

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 There once was a lad from london. Who weighs approximately 1 ton. He sits on his couch. watching arsenal play. another day of being a grouch.

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There once was a lazy old monkey

he heard music from his friend donkey

he had lots of fun

he went and bought a gun

then he shot his old friend named turkey

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There once was a man from England

Though he was also from Iceland

People called him Irish
And he loved jelly fish

Then he found himself on an island
BY Kabilan

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Crystal Palace is the best team

They might be bad so they make you scream

All of them are Brexit

Which makes them exit

The premier league that everyone dreams

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Im a lonely little frog
all day i just sit on a log
dont got no friends
i dont like making amends
my only friend is the log

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Once my sister ate a fly
She mentioned it was extremely dry
Named Fly Fredrick Mccoy
He loved to annoy
Fredrick's family didn't even cry
By Ehan

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There once was a cleaner from New York.                                                        Who cleaned the cobwebs with a fork                                                          She then took the spiders               And cooked them with cider                  Then sealed the wretched drink with a cork

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There once was a cleaner from New York.                                                        Who cleaned the cobwebs with a fork                                                          She then took the spiders               And cooked them with cider                  Then sealed the wretched drink with a cork

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Seafoam rippled over the sea

As I screamed at the sight of a bee

It crawled on my floater

I threw it some water

But swallowed a gallon of bland tea

Manha

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there once was a lazy house cat

he couldn't move because he was to fat

he always told lies

he liked to eat pies

and he couldn't catch any fast rats

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A Banana loved to sing to his nana

He soon later became the king of ghana

His guards patrolled the castle's

Soon they became minor hassles

Suddenly a boy in ghana ate his lovely nana.

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there once a man from liverpoolwho wanted a miracleso he brought spetaclethen he grew tentacesso he joined the barncle boys

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There once was a fussy young prince.
Who really liked to eat cold mince.
He liked to eat fruit .
wearing a cool suit .
And hates to eat Japanese quince.

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There was a small town in new zealand
and the town was very unplanned
the population is very low
maybe there is no space to grow
And the town need to grow more grassland

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There once was a lazy house cat
He then ran outside of his flat
He ran across the road
There was a big truck load
Next thing you know he was squished flat

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There once was a king, he ruled the rings.With his rings he created a thing.The thing was not happy.He made the king look crappy.Giving the king a big hiding

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There once was a king, he ruled the rings.With his rings he created a thing.The thing was not happy.He made the king look crappy.Giving the king a big hiding

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I knew a girl. Her name? Jiya B

The whole class agrees that she is mean

She tells everyone

That she's the most fun

To conclude she is a big pick me

For joke purposes only

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one time I burned down an orphanage,

well that was pretty unfortunate,

well not much for me,

for them you can see,

their bodies were shipped on a tonnage.

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There are many secrets that I keep - 9

when revealed they will weep -10 too many

scurry for the secrets like rats - 8 too many

fooled by the obvious trap    - 8 too many

so for now all their secrets will seep - 10 too many

- Tia (pls dont make me redo this)

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There once was a big grizzly bear,

His name would cause people to feel fear,

But in reality,

He wouldn't hurt a bee,

He just wanted people to feel cheer.
- Vicky

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Being a sibling is very hard

Always you must be on your guard

Talk too much, they do

And throw stuff a lot too

They break your things and always sparred

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Once was a man from Crystal Palace
He loved eating raw juicy scallop
That made him brexit
And he loves exits
He was a man with Exophlthamous