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Fast Food!

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Meow

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Why did the vampire not come after Taylor Swift?

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Why did the vampire not come after Taylor Swift?

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Because she had bad blood

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what do you call a sweating dog in a jacket 

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what do you call a sweating dog in a jacket 

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A hot dog

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Did you hear about the romance in the guppy tank?

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Did you hear about the romance in the guppy tank?

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It was a case of puppy love.

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What is the Easter Bunnies favorite state capital?

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What is the Easter Bunnies favorite state capital?

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Albunny, New York.

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in new york at the big apple

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they have to left feet

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Chalk-olate

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The Possibilities are endless with this tree

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The Possibilities are endless with this tree

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We have barely scratched the surface

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A cow-culator

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What's the easiest way to raise grades?????????????? 

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What's the easiest way to raise grades?????????????? 

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hold them in the air.

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What did the angry soccer ball say to the striker?

Stop kicking me around

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Small world, isn't it!

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HIIIIII

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He forgot to pluck the feathers.

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How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?

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How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?

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Rocket!!!!!

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what weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth

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what weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth

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a peanut butter and stegosaurus sandwich.

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So fur so good

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What do you call a goal made by a triceratops

A dino-score

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he wanted strike as the iron was hot

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What did the bear say to the other bear?????

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What did the bear say to the other bear?????

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Bear for Halloween

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It wooden go!

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Why did the boy throw butter out of the window?

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Why did the boy throw butter out of the window?

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Because he wanted to see butter-fly.

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Where do football players like to but things?

The tackle shop

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What do a soccer player and a magician have in common?

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What do a soccer player and a magician have in common?

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They both do hat tricks!

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a blue bird.

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Why was the football coach mad?

He wanted his quarterback

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what do you get if you cross a crocodile with a camera??

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what do you get if you cross a crocodile with a camera??

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a snapshot

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What do you call a girraffe with 1 leg? 

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What do you call a girraffe with 1 leg? 

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Eileen

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because someone kept pushing his buttons

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What did the ghost say when the skeleton lie it?

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What did the ghost say when the skeleton lie it?

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I can see right though you!

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His teacher told him it was a piece of cake

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what do dinosaur use for the floors in their homes

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what do dinosaur use for the floors in their homes

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rep-tiles

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it was to tired

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What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke

The punch line

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Why did the cow go to the Chinese resteraunt?

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Why did the cow go to the Chinese resteraunt?

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Because it wanted moo-dles

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why bid the apple mac programmer in the dark

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why bid the apple mac programmer in the dark

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because he bid refused to use window

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Because he tasted funny!

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Ill Just Have to start from scratch again.

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Fsh.

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What is a ghost's favorite position in soccer?

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What is a ghost's favorite position in soccer?

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Ghoul Keeper!

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Black-eyed peas!

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what do you call a robot that turns into a tractor

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what do you call a robot that turns into a tractor

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a trans-farmer

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This is better then Eliots

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What do surfers love to do at baseball games?

The wave.

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where did Dracula open his bank account???

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where did Dracula open his bank account???

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at a blood bank

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John's mom has 3 children october november what was the third childs name?

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John's mom has 3 children october november what was the third childs name?

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John

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Why did the pelican leave the resturant?

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Why did the pelican leave the resturant?

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Cuz he had a very big bill!!!

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A cow with a cold.

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Did u hear the one about da rude turkey?

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Did u hear the one about da rude turkey?

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it was jerk-y.

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they log on

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what did the little bicycle call his dad?

Pop-cycle

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Why couldn't the pirate finish it's abc's?

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Why couldn't the pirate finish it's abc's?

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Because it was stuck at it's c's!

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I SWEAR

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What kind of key has 2 legs and cant open any doors?

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What kind of key has 2 legs and cant open any doors?

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A tur-key!

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1. Riddle: What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg

2. Riddle: I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
Answer: A candle

3. Riddle: What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them

4. Riddle: What is full of holes but still holds water?
Answer: A sponge

5. Riddle: What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?

6. Riddle: What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future

7. Riddle: There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

8. Riddle. What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise

9. Riddle: What goes up but never comes down?
Answer: Your age

10. Riddle: A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
Answer: He was bald.

11. Riddle: What gets wet while drying?
Answer: A towel

12. Riddle: What can you keep after giving to someone?
Answer: Your word

13. Riddle: I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
Answer: A barber

14. Riddle: You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Answer: All the people on the boat are married.

15. Riddle: You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
Answer: The match

16. Riddle: A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.

17. Riddle: I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
Answer: A bank

18. Riddle: What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
Answer: An echo

19. Riddle: The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Answer: Darkness

Riddles for Kids

20. Riddle: David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David

21. Riddle: I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Answer: Your shadow

22. Riddle: What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
Answer: A piano

23. Riddle: What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow

24. Riddle: What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard

25. Riddle: What gets bigger when more is taken away?
Answer: A hole

26. Riddle: I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Answer: Your breath

27. Riddle: I’m found in socks, scarves and mittens; and often in the paws of playful kittens. What am I?
Answer: Yarn

28. Riddle: Where does today come before yesterday?
Answer: The dictionary

29. Riddle: What invention lets you look right through a wall?
Answer: A window

30. Riddle: If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
Answer: A secret

31. Riddle: What can’t be put in a saucepan?
Answer: It’s lid

32. Riddle: What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
Answer: A staircase

33. Riddle: If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Answer: Second place

34. Riddle: It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Answer: Your name

RELATED: Trivia Questions for Kids

Funny Riddles

35. Riddle: What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?
Answer: A potato

36. Riddle: What has one eye, but can’t see?
Answer: A needle

37. Riddle: What has many needles, but doesn’t sew?
Answer: A Christmas tree

38. Riddle: What has hands, but can’t clap?
Answer: A clock

39. Riddle: What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
Answer: A table

40. Riddle: What has one head, one foot and four legs?
Answer: A bed

41. Riddle: What can you catch, but not throw?
Answer: A cold

42. Riddle: What kind of band never plays music?
Answer: A rubber band

43. Riddle: What has many teeth, but can’t bite?
Answer: A comb

44. Riddle: What is cut on a table, but is never eaten?
Answer: A deck of cards

45. Riddle: What has words, but never speaks?
Answer: A book

Related: 75 Halloween Riddles

46. Riddle: What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
Answer: A fence

47. Riddle: What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
Answer: A stamp

48. Riddle: What has a thumb and four fingers, but is not a hand?
Answer: A glove

49. Riddle: What has a head and a tail but no body?
Answer: A coin

50. Riddle: Where does one wall meet the other wall?
Answer: On the corner

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A stuffed turkey!

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What did the flea say to the other flea?

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What did the flea say to the other flea?

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Shall we walk home or take a dog?

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he just couldnt resister

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What Thanksgiving treat is the most popular at the kids table?

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What Thanksgiving treat is the most popular at the kids table?

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crayon-berry sauce.

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Beacause they are russian around

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what was the basketball players favorite kind of book 

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what was the basketball players favorite kind of book 

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a collection of tall tales

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what do you call a robot that turns in to a tractor

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what do you call a robot that turns in to a tractor

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tarns - fumer

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where does the biggest spider in the universe live??

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where does the biggest spider in the universe live??

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on the world wide web

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an inkjet

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3 blind mice.

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What are you thankful for this thanksgiving?

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What are you thankful for this thanksgiving?

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Im thankful im not a Turkey!

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Why did the tennis player's ears get hurt?

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Why did the tennis player's ears get hurt?

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Because of all the racquet!

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Why did the doctor tip-toe past the medicine cabenet?

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Why did the doctor tip-toe past the medicine cabenet?

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Because it did not want to wake the sleeping pills!

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If you say yes you have no life ngl XD

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YEEEES SIR

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why did the duck cross the road ?????????

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why did the duck cross the road ?????????

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to get to the chicken

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What is black and white, black and white, black and white?

A penguin rolling down a hill.

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"wing,wing."

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pumping iron

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a bolts wagon

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a best smeller

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when birds pick football teams why are the ducks all was pick first 

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when birds pick football teams why are the ducks all was pick first 

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because they are good at making first downs

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What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and dynomite

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What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and dynomite

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DINO-MITE

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What position did the lawyer play in football?

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What position did the lawyer play in football?

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Defensive End

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knock knock. Who's there? Me. Me who? You don't rembember me?

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knock knock. Who's there? Me. Me who? You don't rembember me?

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how to fix just about anything by andy man

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Which is faster, heat or cold?

Heat-you can catch a cold

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Buck-aneers

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yammies.