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I really enjoyed your present. Thank you so much.

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How lovely to see you still posting limericks, Gina.

I hope you are enjoying high school, and that you get to do lots of fun poetry.

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there wonts was a kitten

who last it mittens

it began to cry

it mother wonder why

so she said she last her mittens

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Mrs i will miss you so much enjoy your present i got you :)

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a little bubbly

or a little sweat

nothing beasts

an ice cold treat

limerickes\ryming words

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This is not a limerick but I will

Miss u so so so much!,!!! I hope

You come1 dAy and surprise us

With a laugh! BYEEEEEEE

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my mum is a very good cook

who always reads a funny book

she shakes, she bakes

a very nice cake

oh that clever oh jolly cook

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light

bright

fight

kite

height

bite

night

white

site

write

right

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blew

shoe

blue

flew

who

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fred

bed

head

led

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there once was a ugly taipan

who was scared of a red frypan

he would always shake

in a nervous break

oh that silly scared taipan

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there once was an ape in a zoo

that ate my favourite shoe

it leaped into my house and

ate all my fruit

and went to watch the new whini the pooh.

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My Mum is a very bad driver

She found a very hairy spider

She had a crash

That was such a flash

when that spider sat down beside her

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there once was a lady from spain

who flew everywhere in her plane

she had an idea

with the weather not clear

she would dance all around in the rain

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there once was a man name Ted

who sat on his very own bed

he then fell off

with a very big cough

and his brother then sat on his bed

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there once was a little pink rat

who loved to wear a yellow hat

he sang all day long

a really funny song

and now he does a show for a cat

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There once was a lady named Sue

who always had the flu

"achoo she sneezed

and blew down the trees

that funny old lady sue

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there once was a boring old taipan

who's name is jolly old frypan

he danced like a clown

all around town

heis now a cool dancing taipan

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There once was a big scary taipan

who was moving as fast as it can

i ran really quick

i felt really sick

i could not escape the taipan

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The man on the moon gave a wink

he always said not to drink

he never liked snails

but always bit his nails

and now he iss covered in ink

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there once was a lady named brooke

who always borrowed a book

she read all day long

she felt really strong

and now she has to cook

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There was once a man called Ned

who was jumping in his bed

would he budge?

if i showed him some fudge

while he was dribbling in bed

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there once was a dog on a bike

he rode so fast he flew like a kite

he fell down the well

"oh no!" he would yell

that poor little dog on a bike

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My big brother hates hoola hoops

But loves a plate of fruit loops

There are many things he likes

Including old kites

And his favourite show is The Loop

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There once was a man named Ned

who sat on top of his bed

his friend told a riddle

Ned had a giggle

and then Ned fell out of his bed.

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There once was a girl named Broom

who always sat in her room

she never moved

she never grooved

oh that bored little girl named room

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shed chalk

bed walk

head talk

said stalk

led hawk

red fork

ned dork

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There lived a girl named May

who caught a huge stingray

she went to her house

and saw a big mouse

which was eating her big stingray

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There once was a scary big Taipan

who sat inside a frypan

would it wriggle alot

if it got very hot

that very scary big old Taipan.

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cat ball

bat call

rat all

hat hall

sat fall

tall

small

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There once was a lady named Sue

who owned a very big zoo

it wiggled a lot when it got very hot

oh that silly old lady named Sue!

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There once was a guy named Bill,

whose name was really Phill.

He couldn't bear

to even stare

at that ugly grill

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bloom

boom

broom

loom

zoom

groom

vroom

doom

whom

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I found a taipan

Glued to my frypan

Was it giggling

Or was it wriggle

But now i am escaping as fast as i can

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Once there was a man named Ned

Who ate some delicious bread

Then went to the zoo

And caught a bad flu

Which sent him into bed

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There once was a lady named sue

who had very nice blue shoes

she went to the beach

and ate a peach

oh that silly old lady named sue

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There once was a very messy room

that didn't have a broom,

There were lots of ants

in very white pants.

But the room exploded with a BOOM!

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Tayla was a fabulous taipan

Who loved to dance in my frypan

She loved to wiggle

She loved to giggle

But not as fast as I can

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Mrs Emeleus - some fun limericks to share

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Mrs Emeleus - some fun limericks to share

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There was a young lady from Leeds Who swallowed a packet of seeds. Now this sorry young lass is all covered in grass but has all the tomatoes she needs.

An ambitious young fellow named Matt tried to parachute using his hat. Folks below looked so small as he started to fall then got bigger and bigger and SPLAT!

A circus performer named Brian Once smiled as he rode on a lion. They came back from the ride But with Brian inside And the smile on the face of the lion

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there once was a pony who was lonely whose name was emerald who had a long tail and loved fairy tails

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bed

ted

med

Ned

dead

thread

wed

zed

red

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at

bat

pat

chat

flat

sprat

that

rat

fat

mat

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Christiana & Gina A lady named Jan ate a duck

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Christiana & Gina A lady named Jan ate a duck

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A lady named Jan ate a duck

that was cursed with bad luck

She fell off a hill

and took a  pill

And that pill got her paid luck

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There once was a cat named bill

Who sat very still

If u told him to walk

He would go grab a chalk

And then suddenly he fell down the hill

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There once was a cat named bill

He will sit very still

If u said walk

He would grab a chalk

And then he fell down the hill

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still                                   teal

fill                                     seal

will

bill

pill

hill

kill

grill

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a girl went fishing with her fishing rod,

and she caught something very odd,

she made a wish,

that it could be a fish,

and that wish came true ,

with her marvelous fishing rod

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Here are some other fun limericks:

There was a young lady from Spain Who went for a dance in the rain Her tutu got wet Though she did forget And danced merrily up the lane.

I once knew a man named Bill Who seemed always to need a pill The pains in his head Confined him to bed And he slowly slipped downhill.

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There once was a ........... from ...............

............ (name) had a ............(adjective)............(noun)

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There once was a cook called Brooke.

Who read a very sad book.

It made her cry.

We don't know why.

And then she became quite a sook.

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chook

sook

hook

book

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A clown from a circus

elephant on a ball

dog on a bike

colourful classroom

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6 Emerald

Harris Park was the perfect location for 6 Emerald to learn a vocation. They decided to cook a plump, juicy chook and eat it down by the train station!

Mrs Aberley

6E has a funny old teacher. Blonde hair is her most striking feature. When Miss E came along She said "Let's sing a song" And, "By golly, I'm so pleased to meetya!"

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My dad is a very bad driver...

There once was an Aussie called Sid...

A lady named Jan ate a duck...

There was a young man from Mauritius...

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ridiculous

scatterbrained

jolly

crazy

old/young

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Remember that this one is NOT a limerick, even though it follows the aabba pattern. It does not have the right number of syllables in each line.

Remember to clap the accented syllables.

Meredith Costain: