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"Kids, don't go to my house for candy. Go to my van"

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"Kids, don't go to my house for candy. Go to my van"

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Where do All These Guys Keep Coming From

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Where do All These Guys Keep Coming From

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my thing just got a little stranger after watching nancy in it

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my thing just got a little stranger after watching nancy in it

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Looks Like You're Going to the Shadow Realm, Jimbo

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Looks Like You're Going to the Shadow Realm, Jimbo

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falling to your death and getting ran over

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falling to your death and getting ran over

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that jawline is pointier than a thumb tack

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that jawline is pointier than a thumb tack

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Rest, Or This Shithole of a Website Will Win

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Rest, Or This Shithole of a Website Will Win

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Not Everything's Going to Go Your Way, Like How You Thought You Could Cheat

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Not Everything's Going to Go Your Way, Like How You Thought You Could Cheat

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That's Why There Are Those Moving Chairs Things

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That's Why There Are Those Moving Chairs Things

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while we're at it, let's not put the food to waste

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while we're at it, let's not put the food to waste

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I can feel my lungs painfully dissolving

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I can feel my lungs painfully dissolving

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it's not a sport. it's rich people exercise

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it's not a sport. it's rich people exercise

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everybody gangsta till they realize he's white

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everybody gangsta till they realize he's white

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at least miss it for something important

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at least miss it for something important

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Japanese toilets promote reverse urinating

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Japanese toilets promote reverse urinating

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How Would You Even Survive 3 Seconds There

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How Would You Even Survive 3 Seconds There

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lets just say he's an overgrown pre-teen

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lets just say he's an overgrown pre-teen