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THINGS TO SAY, PLACES TO BE, IDIOTS TO YELL AT.

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THINGS TO SAY, PLACES TO BE, IDIOTS TO YELL AT.

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DO NOT JUST SPAM PICS, OK? LIKE, AT MOST, 1 EVERY 1.4544554413717198 MINUTES, GOT IT!??!?!?!?

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An immense conch, settled and pressed into the very bottom of the seabed. The pressure here is so intense, that the integrity of this mysterious structure is pressed to its limit, nearly imploding under the weight of the water churning overhead.