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PILE THE BODIES SET THEM AFLAME THE HUMAN RACE SENTENCED TO BURN

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PILE THE BODIES SET THEM AFLAME THE HUMAN RACE SENTENCED TO BURN

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A sketch of Shaggy and Scooby from Iwao Takamoto (1997)

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A sketch of Shaggy and Scooby from Iwao Takamoto (1997)

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A sketch of Pebbles from Iwao Takamoto (June 23, 1997)

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A sketch of Pebbles from Iwao Takamoto (June 23, 1997)

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Spider-Man and the SNL cast?! Where was THAT episode in 1978?! THAT WOULD'VE BEEN COLD!

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Spider-Man and the SNL cast?! Where was THAT episode in 1978?! THAT WOULD'VE BEEN COLD!

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But, growing up NEVER being able to afford any games or consoles in my LIFE...in 2020, I picked up Akira Himekawa's manga adaptations from the local library to get the entire stories.

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But, growing up NEVER being able to afford any games or consoles in my LIFE...in 2020, I picked up Akira Himekawa's manga adaptations from the local library to get the entire stories.

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Forever the two greatest muthafuckin' installments in the Zelda franchise.

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Forever the two greatest muthafuckin' installments in the Zelda franchise.

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Although Frank Miller basically established and pioneered the dark, gritty, gothic style that would not only go on to define Batman for years to come, but later the identity of DC as a whole with his two legendary, influential, game-changing stories in the mid-to-late 1980s (The Dark Knight Returns and Batman: Year One), the insanely grim and morbid twists and turns in the Batman issues that this man wrote, with Neal Adams' amazing accompanying artwork, were far beyond incredible. He was one of the writers that paved the way for more compelling and intriguing adult-esque works (especially Chris Claremont's reinvention of X-Men) during an era where everything was bright, colorful, cheesy, corny, kiddie and squeaky-clean...on the fuckin' television, on Saturday mornings.

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Although Frank Miller basically established and pioneered the dark, gritty, gothic style that would not only go on to define Batman for years to come, but later the identity of DC as a whole with his two legendary, influential, game-changing stories in the mid-to-late 1980s (The Dark Knight Returns and Batman: Year One), the insanely grim and morbid twists and turns in the Batman issues that this man wrote, with Neal Adams' amazing accompanying artwork, were far beyond incredible. He was one of the writers that paved the way for more compelling and intriguing adult-esque works (especially Chris Claremont's reinvention of X-Men) during an era where everything was bright, colorful, cheesy, corny, kiddie and squeaky-clean...on the fuckin' television, on Saturday mornings.

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Dennis O'Neil (1939-2020)

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This man's artwork has been used everywhere on DC and Marvel media trying to emulate the colorful vintage retro years since the last decade, or so; the style I often regard as a major defining staple of that era.

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This man's artwork has been used everywhere on DC and Marvel media trying to emulate the colorful vintage retro years since the last decade, or so; the style I often regard as a major defining staple of that era.

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Neal Adams (1941-2022)

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Episode 19: "Legends of the Dark Knight" (October 10, 1998)

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This is still one of the best episodes in the B:TAS continuity and catalog, and maybe my all-time favorite New Batman Adventures episode.

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This is still one of the best episodes in the B:TAS continuity and catalog, and maybe my all-time favorite New Batman Adventures episode.

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So many villain organizations, or leaders and staff of them, in old (70s, 80s) anime and tokusatsu with "hell" or "devil" in their names. Y'know, the more shows you watch and manga you read, the more what sounds badass at first will turn out to be overused and goddamn generic.

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So many villain organizations, or leaders and staff of them, in old (70s, 80s) anime and tokusatsu with "hell" or "devil" in their names. Y'know, the more shows you watch and manga you read, the more what sounds badass at first will turn out to be overused and goddamn generic.

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"The art of cartooning is vulgarity. The only reason for cartooning to exist is to be on the edge. If you only take apart what they allow you to take apart, you're Disney. Cartooning is low-class, for-the-public-art, just like graffiti and rap music. Vulgar but believable. That's the line I kept walking." - Ralph Bakshi

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"The art of cartooning is vulgarity. The only reason for cartooning to exist is to be on the edge. If you only take apart what they allow you to take apart, you're Disney. Cartooning is low-class, for-the-public-art, just like graffiti and rap music. Vulgar but believable. That's the line I kept walking." - Ralph Bakshi

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LOL the Wizards poster was actually drawn by William Stout.

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LOL the Wizards poster was actually drawn by William Stout.

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ABOUT GYADDAYUM TIME!!!!!!!!! TOOK YA LOOOONG ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!

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ABOUT GYADDAYUM TIME!!!!!!!!! TOOK YA LOOOONG ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!

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It's finally here. As a zoomer who was there during the FNAF craze back when I was a first grader and second grader, who enjoyed watching the tweens play it at the daycare, and read the books, and listened to The Living Tombstone songs, and watched all the fake VHS-recorded 80s commercials, and saw the countless fanart, and wanted some of the merch so bad.........I was anticipating this like the goddamn coming of CHRIST....this decade. I believe this was starting development in honor of Scott Cawthon's retirement, or something; I don't know, I wish it was.

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IT'S.............ONE...........HELL OF A DAY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!! A HELL OF A DAY FOR A NEIGHBOR!!!!!!!!! WOULD YOU BE MINE!!!!!!!! COULD YOU BE MINE!!!!!!!!! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO LIVE IN A HOUSE LIKE YOUR'S, MY FRIEND!!!!!!! MAYBE WHEN THERE'S NOBODY HOME,...I'LL BREAK I--

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IT'S.............ONE...........HELL OF A DAY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!! A HELL OF A DAY FOR A NEIGHBOR!!!!!!!!! WOULD YOU BE MINE!!!!!!!! COULD YOU BE MINE!!!!!!!!! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO LIVE IN A HOUSE LIKE YOUR'S, MY FRIEND!!!!!!! MAYBE WHEN THERE'S NOBODY HOME,...I'LL BREAK I--

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OK THOSE BATTLETOADS TATTOOS ARE AWESOME.

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OK THOSE BATTLETOADS TATTOOS ARE AWESOME.

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Doug Walker (Nostalgia Critic), RDCWorld1, CalebCity, videogamedunkey, KneeCaps, Sethical, TeamFourStar, Monty Python, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Eddie Murphy, Keegan-Michael Key, Gilbert Gottfried, Dave Chappelle, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Donald Glover, Gilda Radner, Robin Williams, Takeshi Kitano, Animaniacs, Freakazoid!, Gekisõ Sentai Carranger

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Phil Collins on Patrick Bateman: "I don't think him being a psychopath and liking my music is linked – it was just omnipresent in that era." (American Psycho being set in 1987; No Jacket Required and Invisible Touch were still tearing up charts and selling copies on copies at the time.)

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Phil Collins on Patrick Bateman: "I don't think him being a psychopath and liking my music is linked – it was just omnipresent in that era." (American Psycho being set in 1987; No Jacket Required and Invisible Touch were still tearing up charts and selling copies on copies at the time.)

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Bruh. These shirts came out in 1998, promoting the Eva dub while it was still popular and sellin' copies on copies of the Laserdisc collection. ADV Films, with their amazing direct-to-video dubs, were one of the localization companies that made possible and heavily contributed to the FUCKING HISTORIC U.S. anime boom of the late 90s and early 2000s.

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Bruh. These shirts came out in 1998, promoting the Eva dub while it was still popular and sellin' copies on copies of the Laserdisc collection. ADV Films, with their amazing direct-to-video dubs, were one of the localization companies that made possible and heavily contributed to the FUCKING HISTORIC U.S. anime boom of the late 90s and early 2000s.

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Us Americans had the infamous shitty box art that we made fun of due to the rushed localization; meanwhile, European regions were blessed with this. You FUCKING lucky BASTARDS!! WHO PAINTED THIS?!!!!!! I WANT AN UNEDITED VERSION OF IT SIGNED BY 'IM!!!!!!!

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Us Americans had the infamous shitty box art that we made fun of due to the rushed localization; meanwhile, European regions were blessed with this. You FUCKING lucky BASTARDS!! WHO PAINTED THIS?!!!!!! I WANT AN UNEDITED VERSION OF IT SIGNED BY 'IM!!!!!!!

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Kamen Rider BLACK (仮面ライダーBLACK) (1987-1988)

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This series I still consider to be Kamen Rider's legendary breakthrough. With its darker, edgier tone setting it apart from the kiddie, goofy, cheesy, marketing toyfests that came before it (Like Heisei era shows wouldn't bring that back after a couple years [while still offering amazing stories]. Wait, now that I think about it, toku was always that!), incredible overarching storyline, fantastic fights, outstanding writing and drama, superb creativity, cutting-edge special effects, and kickass soundtrack (by the great Eiji Kawamura of Dairanger fame), this show paved the way for more great Kamen Rider media, notably the Phase 1 Heisei-era shows, which went far beyond replicating it in fantastic ways with the exact same qualities that went on to define the franchise as the period continued. This show was what made Kamen Rider what it is today. It's my personal favorite installment, and in my opinion, one of the best series in the tokusatsu genre. And the fact that the mainstream still overlooks shows like this is, to put it simply,........unforgivable.    

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This series I still consider to be Kamen Rider's legendary breakthrough. With its darker, edgier tone setting it apart from the kiddie, goofy, cheesy, marketing toyfests that came before it (Like Heisei era shows wouldn't bring that back after a couple years [while still offering amazing stories]. Wait, now that I think about it, toku was always that!), incredible overarching storyline, fantastic fights, outstanding writing and drama, superb creativity, cutting-edge special effects, and kickass soundtrack (by the great Eiji Kawamura of Dairanger fame), this show paved the way for more great Kamen Rider media, notably the Phase 1 Heisei-era shows, which went far beyond replicating it in fantastic ways with the exact same qualities that went on to define the franchise as the period continued. This show was what made Kamen Rider what it is today. It's my personal favorite installment, and in my opinion, one of the best series in the tokusatsu genre. And the fact that the mainstream still overlooks shows like this is, to put it simply,........unforgivable.    

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Once I realized this when I was younger, I never unsaw it.....

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Once I realized this when I was younger, I never unsaw it.....

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Wow, Hanna-Barbera sure went broke when this show came out 'cause THAT'S LITERALLY JUST A RECOLORED ZORAK!!!

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Wow, Hanna-Barbera sure went broke when this show came out 'cause THAT'S LITERALLY JUST A RECOLORED ZORAK!!!

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DYK?: Although the first volume of the Evangelion manga came out in, like, Christmas of 1994, it was intended to promote and generate interest in the then-upcoming anime, therefore, in a way, serves as an adaptation.

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DYK?: Although the first volume of the Evangelion manga came out in, like, Christmas of 1994, it was intended to promote and generate interest in the then-upcoming anime, therefore, in a way, serves as an adaptation.

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The Disney Afternoon's last great big W before the downward spiral that killed it.

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The Disney Afternoon's last great big W before the downward spiral that killed it.

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You know it's a very disturbing and scarring spooky, terrifying moment when the big figure legit claims to be the devil.

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You know it's a very disturbing and scarring spooky, terrifying moment when the big figure legit claims to be the devil.

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DYK: The origin of "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" can be dated all the way back to December 1966, during the Adam West show's big boom in popularity; in California, a bunch of fucking geniuses in the form of elementary school kids playing in the playground just made it up and sang it all the time until the public found out about it, thought it was pretty funny, and it became the true children's classic it was; one among the most popular parodies of classic Christmas songs that everyone sung.

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DYK: The origin of "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" can be dated all the way back to December 1966, during the Adam West show's big boom in popularity; in California, a bunch of fucking geniuses in the form of elementary school kids playing in the playground just made it up and sang it all the time until the public found out about it, thought it was pretty funny, and it became the true children's classic it was; one among the most popular parodies of classic Christmas songs that everyone sung.

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There was literally nothing wrong with the modern logo we've had for over fifteen years. This is another case of pointless nostalgic rebranding. If you were gonna do that, then you could've just reused the fuckin' 1973-1987 logo! Pizza Hut reusing the classic logo and box design was just awesome, Burger King managed to make THEIR logo resemble the 1969-1994 one, while at the same time, tweaking it a bit to make it look completely different when in a side-by-side comparison. BUT BOTH OF THESE CHANGES WERE ORIGINALLY MADE JUST TO PROMOTE STRANGER THINGS SEASON 3!! This just looks wrong!!

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There was literally nothing wrong with the modern logo we've had for over fifteen years. This is another case of pointless nostalgic rebranding. If you were gonna do that, then you could've just reused the fuckin' 1973-1987 logo! Pizza Hut reusing the classic logo and box design was just awesome, Burger King managed to make THEIR logo resemble the 1969-1994 one, while at the same time, tweaking it a bit to make it look completely different when in a side-by-side comparison. BUT BOTH OF THESE CHANGES WERE ORIGINALLY MADE JUST TO PROMOTE STRANGER THINGS SEASON 3!! This just looks wrong!!

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One of the best reboots to ever come out of last year. 

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One of the best reboots to ever come out of last year. 

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The best gritty, bleak adult reimagining of classic Kamen Rider since Amazons. AND IT'S ALSO STREAMING ON AMAZON PRIME!!!

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"The door swings both ways. We could reverse the particle flow through the gate." "How?"

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"The door swings both ways. We could reverse the particle flow through the gate." "How?"

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the best [adult swim] shows ever, in my opinion

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the best [adult swim] shows ever, in my opinion

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Space Ghost Coast to Coast (1994-2008)
Home Movies (1999-2004)
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law (2000-2018)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force (2000-present)
The Venture Bros. (2004-2018)
Robot Chicken (2005-present)
The Boondocks (2005-2014)
Metalocalypse (2006-2013)
Loiter Squad (2012-2014)
The Eric Andre Show (2012-present)
Rick and Morty (2013-present)

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This was the highest grossing independent film of all time before The Blair Witch Project for a fuckin' reason. 

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This was the highest grossing independent film of all time before The Blair Witch Project for a fuckin' reason. 

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Shawn Crahan on Ronald McDonald: "He's just fuckin' GONE, dude. He's out there in his little yellow suit, with his fucked up red hair, and he's got a hold on entire families. I like how that worked out for him."

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Shawn Crahan on Ronald McDonald: "He's just fuckin' GONE, dude. He's out there in his little yellow suit, with his fucked up red hair, and he's got a hold on entire families. I like how that worked out for him."

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During Transformers' first years of popularity in Gen 1, in Japan, the original Diaclone and Microman Micro Change toys were expiring and the boom died down, so Takara said "Fuck it. We'll play the American game." and actually brought Transformers over to Japan, making their own big toy franchise, games, and shows. And the rest was history.

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During Transformers' first years of popularity in Gen 1, in Japan, the original Diaclone and Microman Micro Change toys were expiring and the boom died down, so Takara said "Fuck it. We'll play the American game." and actually brought Transformers over to Japan, making their own big toy franchise, games, and shows. And the rest was history.

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THIS IS INSANE!!! You ain't designin' sound or recording music for some pinball game; you're doing fuckin' Star Wars 10,000!! Fuck!!

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THIS IS INSANE!!! You ain't designin' sound or recording music for some pinball game; you're doing fuckin' Star Wars 10,000!! Fuck!!

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Okay, the defeat noises are.....um........

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Suzanne Ciani Creates The Soundtrack For A Pinball Machine

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It's a goddamn cartoon adaptation of a popular movie, and it somehow managed to actually be a good show.

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It's a goddamn cartoon adaptation of a popular movie, and it somehow managed to actually be a good show.

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DYK?: The Link to the Past comic in Nintendo Power from 1992 was written and illustrated by the legendary Shotaro Ishinomori, if you didn't recognize the Cyborg 009 art style, and that was us Americans' first ever taste of him before Kamen Rider or Super Sentai was discovered and gained the worldwide cult following they still have in this modern age.

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DYK?: The Link to the Past comic in Nintendo Power from 1992 was written and illustrated by the legendary Shotaro Ishinomori, if you didn't recognize the Cyborg 009 art style, and that was us Americans' first ever taste of him before Kamen Rider or Super Sentai was discovered and gained the worldwide cult following they still have in this modern age.

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The best game-based comic series ever, second to Super Mario Adventures from Nintendo Power.

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The best game-based comic series ever, second to Super Mario Adventures from Nintendo Power.

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Miles, Gwen, and Black Panther are in the crowd, and Daredevil is just on that tree seeing PEAK.

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Man, even my all-time favorite rapper can't escape from these weird comic tie-ins; not only was there notably the Punisher crossover, but also, A GUEST APPEARANCE IN AN ISSUE OF THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN FROM LAST YEAR.

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Man, even my all-time favorite rapper can't escape from these weird comic tie-ins; not only was there notably the Punisher crossover, but also, A GUEST APPEARANCE IN AN ISSUE OF THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN FROM LAST YEAR.

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In Frosted Flakes' old days when it first came out, Tony the Tiger actually had the white patterning on his bandana. The modern one is just plain red with his name written on it. Why can't we make Blood jokes about early Tony?!

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In Frosted Flakes' old days when it first came out, Tony the Tiger actually had the white patterning on his bandana. The modern one is just plain red with his name written on it. Why can't we make Blood jokes about early Tony?!

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One of the most revolutionary, innovative, memorable, influential, and hilarious adult cartoon shows of all time. In fact, I think it pioneered the whole thing, and set somewhat of a creative and critical standard for more of the GOATed shows, including future Adult Swim titles, for years to come.

First episode date: April 15, 1994 (Cartoon Network)

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The Powerpuff Girls  - S2E11: Twisted Sister (May 26, 2000)

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No, not this one. This one's HILARIOUSLY DARK!

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No, not this one. This one's HILARIOUSLY DARK!

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The Powerpuff Girls - S2E12: Speed Demon (June 2, 2000)

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This is still one of the darkest episodes to ever land on a Cartoon Network show.

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This is still one of the darkest episodes to ever land on a Cartoon Network show.

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My opinions and fandom on Street Fighter and Tekken, is pretty much like Coke and Pepsi; I love them both, but at the same time, there's just some aspects about the latter that make me like it more.

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My opinions and fandom on Street Fighter and Tekken, is pretty much like Coke and Pepsi; I love them both, but at the same time, there's just some aspects about the latter that make me like it more.

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Teen Titans fans when Cyborg said "Booyah" in Justice League:

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Teen Titans fans when Cyborg said "Booyah" in Justice League:

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You know a character is iconic when her and the voice actor....LOOK...THE EXACT...SAME.

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You know a character is iconic when her and the voice actor....LOOK...THE EXACT...SAME.

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In fact, almost all her voice actors in the 30s looked and sounded similar to her in some way because the people were actually just looking for Helen Kane impersonators.

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Oh, okay, they're officially and legally soulmates in the future. What was the point of that joke? This is like finding out Boots died and that's why he's not in Dora and Friends.

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Oh, okay, they're officially and legally soulmates in the future. What was the point of that joke? This is like finding out Boots died and that's why he's not in Dora and Friends.

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Cartoon Network print ad for the reruns of Batman: The Animated Series (1998)

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Cartoon Network print ad for the reruns of Batman: The Animated Series (1998)

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Thinkin' 'bout her and shi--HOW DID YOU FOSSILS WHO WATCHED THIS AS KIDS LET THIS SLIDE?! AHAHAHAAAAA!!!

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Thinkin' 'bout her and shi--HOW DID YOU FOSSILS WHO WATCHED THIS AS KIDS LET THIS SLIDE?! AHAHAHAAAAA!!!

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Look at how Casper be lookin' at Wendy. Look where his eyes are. YOU CANNOT TELL ME......

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Look at how Casper be lookin' at Wendy. Look where his eyes are. YOU CANNOT TELL ME......

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Okay, Sentai was weird even before the stuff we have now.

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Okay, Sentai was weird even before the stuff we have now.

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I, someone who praises both God and Jesus for all They've done for us, and wishes to follow Them, but still be a normal kid and enjoy the things I love and I'm passionate about, be like:

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I, someone who praises both God and Jesus for all They've done for us, and wishes to follow Them, but still be a normal kid and enjoy the things I love and I'm passionate about, be like:

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Despite some flaws here and there, these Marvel classics were the Holy Trinity that marked the start of good superhero movies.

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Despite some flaws here and there, these Marvel classics were the Holy Trinity that marked the start of good superhero movies.

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Today I discovered the original Rosie O'Neill Kewpie art pieces, and they're cute, but WHAT THE FUCK.

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Today I discovered the original Rosie O'Neill Kewpie art pieces, and they're cute, but WHAT THE FUCK.

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Everything was messed up back then.

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from the 'Production' content of the Wikipedia page of The Powerpuff Girls 

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I mean, as someone who still kinda thought that at eleven, nigga, fuck you!

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I mean, as someone who still kinda thought that at eleven, nigga, fuck you!

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"Fuck...you,...buddy! Fuck...you! Who says something like that? Who says something that stupid? Who says something that dumb, stupid, dumb, stupid, and dumb?" - Anthony Fantano, LET'S ARGUE: The Most Overrated Singers of All Time

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Got Milk? print ad featuring the Powerpuff Girls (2001)

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Got Milk? print ad featuring the Powerpuff Girls (2001)

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Why did almost every mask-wearing superhero rock blind white contacts back then?

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Why did almost every mask-wearing superhero rock blind white contacts back then?

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Okay, this'll make you experience much more weirder things than he did with his damn magic in Fantasia.

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Okay, this'll make you experience much more weirder things than he did with his damn magic in Fantasia.

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It makes you have a desire for misdirecting and lying to people.

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I love how when Mattel was localizing the Popy Super Robot figures as Shogun Warriors, probably for authenticity, they didn't even bother to remove the name text on their bodies, and only Americanized their names a little bit to make them not sound as weird as they are in their original Japanese. Seriously, what the fuck is a Majinger?! "Mazinga" makes a lot more sense.

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I love how when Mattel was localizing the Popy Super Robot figures as Shogun Warriors, probably for authenticity, they didn't even bother to remove the name text on their bodies, and only Americanized their names a little bit to make them not sound as weird as they are in their original Japanese. Seriously, what the fuck is a Majinger?! "Mazinga" makes a lot more sense.

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the house of pain is in an effect, y'all

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the house of pain is in an effect, y'all

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Street Sharks was an attempt at a Ninja Turtles cash-in that came late to the party, AND NEVER CAUGHT ON, but at least worked and sounded jawsome on paper. 

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Street Sharks was an attempt at a Ninja Turtles cash-in that came late to the party, AND NEVER CAUGHT ON, but at least worked and sounded jawsome on paper. 

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But lemme tell ya, when I was a little kid and I popped that complete series DVD I bought from the local library in, even at that age, I was just going "What the hell....."

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I still don't understand why Cloud and Sephiroth are in Smash. The first six Final Fantasys being on the NES and Super Nintendo is one of the lamest excuses I've ever heard. NIGGA, BOTH CHARACTERS ARE FROM VII!!!!!! AND SINCE VII, SONY HAS OWNED THE PUBLISHING RIGHTS TO THE SERIES AND IT HAS MAINLY BEEN ON PLAYSTATIONS EVER SINCE!!!!!!

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I still don't understand why Cloud and Sephiroth are in Smash. The first six Final Fantasys being on the NES and Super Nintendo is one of the lamest excuses I've ever heard. NIGGA, BOTH CHARACTERS ARE FROM VII!!!!!! AND SINCE VII, SONY HAS OWNED THE PUBLISHING RIGHTS TO THE SERIES AND IT HAS MAINLY BEEN ON PLAYSTATIONS EVER SINCE!!!!!!

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Despite having the best infancies, toddlerhoods, and childhoods ever in the REAL golden years of the late 2000s and early 2010s, us zoomers would eventually grow up to suck. I hate to be one of those annoying, pretentious-ass "born in the wrong generation" kids, but in all honesty, I believe I truly was.

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Despite having the best infancies, toddlerhoods, and childhoods ever in the REAL golden years of the late 2000s and early 2010s, us zoomers would eventually grow up to suck. I hate to be one of those annoying, pretentious-ass "born in the wrong generation" kids, but in all honesty, I believe I truly was.

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While Nidoqueen's entrance animation in the OG Japanese release of Pokemon Stadium was far beyond weird; they knew exactly what they were doing and it had to be changed, the American one, while it was cuter, it sorta gave out the same message in a way; WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO  HAVE BACKSEAT BUICK TIME WITH A NIDOQUEEN?!!!!!

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While Nidoqueen's entrance animation in the OG Japanese release of Pokemon Stadium was far beyond weird; they knew exactly what they were doing and it had to be changed, the American one, while it was cuter, it sorta gave out the same message in a way; WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO  HAVE BACKSEAT BUICK TIME WITH A NIDOQUEEN?!!!!!

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winston tastes bad like the (*cough cough*) one i just had

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winston tastes bad like the (*cough cough*) one i just had

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Same reason. Plus Disneyland, 'cause I'm a human being living on this Earth.

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Same reason. Plus Disneyland, 'cause I'm a human being living on this Earth.

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The best forgotten meme of the last decade

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The best forgotten meme of the last decade

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Boeing 737-232 with Powerpuff Girls decoration (2000)

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Boeing 737-232 with Powerpuff Girls decoration (2000)

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brutality now becomes my appetite/violence is now a way of life/the sledge's my tool of torture/as it pounds down on your forehead

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brutality now becomes my appetite/violence is now a way of life/the sledge's my tool of torture/as it pounds down on your forehead

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This is still the most striking and dopest modern iconic logo ever for the best soft drink ever. 

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This is still the most striking and dopest modern iconic logo ever for the best soft drink ever. 

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Before golden age hip hop and nu metal made it sick as shit, the Adidas Superstar was basically the original dominating basketball shoe before Jordan.

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Before golden age hip hop and nu metal made it sick as shit, the Adidas Superstar was basically the original dominating basketball shoe before Jordan.

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Yeah! The Star Destroyer is in that sorry-ass Gamera movie! It's just the Star Destroyer, broken into fuckin' pieces, and Daiei got away with this OH MY GOD BRO

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Yeah! The Star Destroyer is in that sorry-ass Gamera movie! It's just the Star Destroyer, broken into fuckin' pieces, and Daiei got away with this OH MY GOD BRO

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THE FUCKIN' STAR DESTROYER!!!!!!!

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Space Launcher was one of Nintendo's earliest arcade outings, and not only was it just a blatant Space Invaders knockoff, but to piss you off even more, there's fuckin' TIE fighters on the flyer. That's even worse than the Star Destroyer in Gamera: Super Monster!

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Space Launcher was one of Nintendo's earliest arcade outings, and not only was it just a blatant Space Invaders knockoff, but to piss you off even more, there's fuckin' TIE fighters on the flyer. That's even worse than the Star Destroyer in Gamera: Super Monster!

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Man, Star Wars was such a big hit in Japan. As soon as it hit Japanese theatres in 1978, not only was everyone trying to make sci-fi flicks that matched it, but even have the audacity to sneak some characters and ships in there, and somehow successfully get away with it. Like, I'm so surprised that George didn't get on their case. Akira Toriyama, especially did this a lot in his work. Fuckin' Dragon Ball has hidden Star Wars shit in it all the time! A lot of tokusatsu superhero hits from the 80s, especially the Sentai seasons that were out, couldn't go an episode without having the heroes use straight-up lightsabers at least ONCE.

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I believe the Thundercats bloopers actually first surfaced on the internet in 1999/2000. Bruh, people who were in their early to mid 20s at the time who remember watching the show as kids were probably rolling all over the damn floor when they found out they existed and heard them for the first time.

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I believe the Thundercats bloopers actually first surfaced on the internet in 1999/2000. Bruh, people who were in their early to mid 20s at the time who remember watching the show as kids were probably rolling all over the damn floor when they found out they existed and heard them for the first time.

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Redd Pepper is just British Don LaFontaine...

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Redd Pepper is just British Don LaFontaine...

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before you answer, just know that i don't give a f**k. jk i give so many f**ks. inside the bag are all the f**ks i give.

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before you answer, just know that i don't give a f**k. jk i give so many f**ks. inside the bag are all the f**ks i give.

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This is still one of the greatest films of my childhood

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This is still one of the greatest films of my childhood

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I thought the Big 3 was a decennial lineup that went on since the first Jump magazine ever got published (1968), of the three most popular Jump manga in that decade, but it's actually just One Piece, Naruto, and Bleach.

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I thought the Big 3 was a decennial lineup that went on since the first Jump magazine ever got published (1968), of the three most popular Jump manga in that decade, but it's actually just One Piece, Naruto, and Bleach.

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mm mmm. animated series better. spectacular better. ultimate better.

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Superhero cartoons that came before the Fox Kids and Kids WB era SUUUUCKED!! I'm SOOOOORRYYYY!! That was when they peeeeaked!! I had a phase back in 3rd and 4th grade with all those shits that MF DOOM probably sampled like The Marvel Super Heroes, the 60s Spider-Man, Space Ghost before Mike Lazzo made it good, the REALLY old Teen Titans, Super Friends and all its spinoffs that are basically just the same fuckin' shit over and over again, The New Adventures of Batman, fuckin' Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends as you see here, and a lot of the obscure Filmation stuff, as well as those mid-to-late 80s revivals (The Super Powers Team: Galactic Guardians, the Ruby-Spears Superman, etc.), and looking back, it's just like "What the hell do you find in these shows that's so appealing?! Corny ass! Please watch X-Men instead!" 😆 Of course, in recent years, I've enjoyed shit like the popular toyetic 80s hits; He-Man, Transformers, Voltron, Thundercats, and the Ninja Turtles, but only because of the sheer enjoyability and iconography of the characters, and all the catchphrases and other cheesy, funny dialogue that I still recite even in my sleep.

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Go back to doing more weed, Sid and Marty Krofft! These shows were the shit back in the day in Nippon!

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Go back to doing more weed, Sid and Marty Krofft! These shows were the shit back in the day in Nippon!