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Highways suck most of the time because they are just big roads in the middle of a city. They are ugly most of the time and rarely have any stops for gas stations or bathrooms. They also have big walls that don’t let in any greenery and no walkways that allow people to walk or bike across the highway. Highways also sometimes have TV screen signs hanging over the road, which just looks ugly in daytime, so it would just be better to use regular signs with lights. They also ensure that white people are segregated from black people by strategically building highways in such a way so that black communities are divided in half by a road that they can’t cross and white communities are connected by a big highway that they can use because they have the money to buy cars. They also make it very difficult for poor people, who are stuck in isolated communities and are forced to work minimum wage jobs in their communities. Since many of them don’t have cars, they can’t drive to places daily for better education or jobs. They can also be used to bring in tourists, like in Rio de Janeiro. Tourists that travel from the airport in the north of the city to the Olympic Games in the west have to use the buses on the highway. The city has built walls that prevent the tourists from seeing the poor neighborhoods right next to the highway, so all the tourists think about is this nicely built highway.

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Mitch McConnell sucks because he is like trench warfare, he delays everything and kills more people. Eight months before the 2016 election, McConnell blocked Obama’s nomination of Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court, but two months before the 2020 election, McConnell approved Trump’s nomination of Amy Coney Barrett. He is 79 years old and has been in the senate since 1985, but looks like a 150 year old Kentucky fried chicken wing. He says he wants people to consider him as the grim reaper but he really is only a stack of five chickens wearing a coat holding a gun named “filibuster.” He also said that corporations should stay out of politics in response to violations to voting rights, even though he always accepts political donations from big corporations because McConnell uses the filibuster to block raising taxes which will take trillions of dollars from multi billion dollar companies to finance social programs like Medicare and unemployment benefits, and the big corporations don’t like that, so they bribe McConnell. He also hates many of the funny memes insulting him, which he should stop being a crybaby about it because only idiots get insulted by idiots on the internet. People like to relate him to Kentucky fried chicken because he is from Kentucky or call him “Moscow Mitch” because he is basically Vladimir Putin but American, older, and uglier.

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Tucker Carlson sucks because he is a big liar. His full name is Tucker Swanson McNeer Carlson and his family once owned the Swanson Frozen Food Company, but still calls himself not a white supremacist “man of the people” that calls the Democratic Party the “party of the elites” but doesn’t even talk about Donald Trump’s tax cuts that devastated the middle class, enriched the enriched, and exploded the national deficit. He spent two times more time talking about “racist trees” in a California golf course than about the tax cuts on his show. He even says he doesn’t know what white supremacy is even though he is a white conservative 51 year old that has the internet and a show on Fox News that has millions of other conservative viewers and many guests on his show to ask, but he doesn’t know the definition of a simple phrase that is thrown around all the time in the Fox News bubble. Tucker is even watched by many KKK members and a former KKK duke endorsed him. He also believes in the “replacement theory” saying that nonwhite immigrants will replace white Christian culture, a theory that a terrorist who killed 51 people in New Zealand put in his manifesto.

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My dad built this big backyard.

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My dad built this big wine room.

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I found this cool pen highlighter.

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I got this cool red panda plush.

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It is very funny because the main character’s mother gets eaten by a titan on episode 1, the main character gets eaten by a titan on episode 7, and the main character gets eaten by a titan on episode 25.

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I started watching Last Week Tonight with John Oliver because he insults Tucker Carlson a lot.

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I started watching Last Week Tonight with John Oliver because he insults Tucker Carlson a lot.

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He could have impeached for a third time before his second year ended.

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And he got a fairer trial than Floyd.

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Apples are better fruits.

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Trump and COVID 19 is thrown off a cliff.