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its so hot in here

(/there in alaska)

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"The water was as hot as ice"

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I dated an animal rights activist and one day she got really mad because I was eating veal wrapped in Pita bread

get it... PETA...

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I was hiding under daniels bad and he was about to play fartnite with me and he did not know that I was about to murder him (me fr)

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I was hiding under daniels bad and he was about to play fartnite with me and he did not know that I was about to murder him (me fr)

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the cat was the mother of the warthog

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A person swimming above a giant shark.

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OBESE BETTY

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The girl didn't know that shrek would eat her whole.

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The girl didn't know that shrek would eat her whole.

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"Jumping into the vat of acid seems like a great idea!"

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The sky is beautiful today

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Wow, good weather weather we're having. Wet and gloomy is just what I wanted for my wedding.

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Wow, good weather weather we're having. Wet and gloomy is just what I wanted for my wedding.

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the cat was chasing the dog

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the man did not know he was under the ocean

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The wolf is at grandma's house before she gets there

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The wolf is at grandma's house before she gets there

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the math teacher cant add

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the man didn't know Obese Betty was hiding in the kitchen

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The best swimmer in the world drowned.

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the librarian cant read

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a person over heard his freinds planning a suprise party

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a person over heard his freinds planning a suprise party

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A math teacher does not know how to count.

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the wall was as big as a mouse

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the teachers hair was a long as rapunzel

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There is about to be a ginormous volcanic eruption that wipes out the content and nobody knows about it.

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An English teacher who is illiterate.

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the man is hiding behind the door the young man living in the house doesn't know.

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A swimmer is afraid of water.

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the man was cheating on his wife at diner while she was sleeping at home

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the man was cheating on his wife at diner while she was sleeping at home

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the fries were as warm as ice

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a water park is on fire

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the walls have eyes

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the library is as loud as a concert

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The character is about to die and they do not know. 

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The character is about to die and they do not know. 

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the ocean was a dry as a dessert

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A character walking out of a classroom thinking they aced a test when the audience sees they failed it.

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"Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate."

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The fire station burned down after a kitchen fire.