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a dog ruining a green house full of chili 

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the dog started eating alle of the chilis in the green house 

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the dog started eating alle of the chilis in the green house 

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an old man angry in a green house full of chili 

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The dogs owner got very mad at the dog, and started crying!!!!

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The dogs owner got very mad at the dog, and started crying!!!!

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a sad dog in a green house full of chili 

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an old man petting a dog in a greenhouse full of chili

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the man forgave the dog for eating his chili, and now they are friends again 

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the man forgave the dog for eating his chili, and now they are friends again 

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God accidentaly said garlick baby instead of human baby, he was very hungry when he had the message delivered to mary

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God accidentaly said garlick baby instead of human baby, he was very hungry when he had the message delivered to mary

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The happy vegetable people, lived in harmony

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The happy vegetable people, lived in harmony

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Until the evil Scream and his kids got hungry...

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Until the evil Scream and his kids got hungry...

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And made the happy vegetable people in a soup so they could devour it. But they couldnt eat it, as the soup made an image with the screams grandpa

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And made the happy vegetable people in a soup so they could devour it. But they couldnt eat it, as the soup made an image with the screams grandpa

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Mary had a long day trying to convince people that it was gods baby, and that she didnt have sex before marriage

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Mary had a long day trying to convince people that it was gods baby, and that she didnt have sex before marriage

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The little yellow duck got lost and ended up in a bowl of soup 

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The little yellow duck got lost and ended up in a bowl of soup 

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Michael Jackson decided that singing wasnt making him enough money, so he became a carpenter

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Michael Jackson decided that singing wasnt making him enough money, so he became a carpenter

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And then the little green men saw a little green planet and thought "that seems like the place for us" and invaded earth

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And then the little green men saw a little green planet and thought "that seems like the place for us" and invaded earth

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Batman came through the wrong portal and ended up in a dimension where barbie was the superior fighter

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Batman came through the wrong portal and ended up in a dimension where barbie was the superior fighter

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The evil white man finally got what he deserved, being in jail with all the mexicans and black people he wanted out of the country

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The evil white man finally got what he deserved, being in jail with all the mexicans and black people he wanted out of the country

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Michelle got tired of Trumps bullshit and jumped out of a plane 

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Michelle got tired of Trumps bullshit and jumped out of a plane 

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Biden also got sick of trump and went ziplining

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Biden also got sick of trump and went ziplining

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Newsflash " first 7/11 on the moon, only one man has visited"

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Newsflash " first 7/11 on the moon, only one man has visited"

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Once upon a time...