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Homer Simpson is definitely not stupid.

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Kitty Softpaws has Weird dreams when she eats Cheetos.

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Spongebob knows what you did last summer

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Steven Tyler spoiled the movie, so I didn't want to watch it

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Steven Tyler spoiled the movie, so I didn't want to watch it

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A mysterious noise came from Ian's backpack

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A mysterious noise came from Ian's backpack

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"Luna Lovegood helped Grandpa Jim find his dentures, which turned out to be in the freezer."

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The oprea singer was impressed with Darth Vardr"s range

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Ana

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Obama was not today, Spongebob

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John F. Kennedy wondered what it would be like in space, but he didn't think he'd get there.

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The teachers were up all night grading papers, so they didn't want to hear Michelle Obama's excuses.

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Since George Washington bought the soundtrack from the movie “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs” last week, he hasn't listened to anything else.

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Kevin Jonas sometimes imagines that he is a character in the movie High School Musical and starts singing in class.

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We went backstage to meet Severus Snape and his rock band.

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If you want to drive a car, you need  to go ask your worst enemy who wants to kill you, for help.

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Donald trump died

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Bill Gates thinks that the sum of seven and forty ​areforty-seven.

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The majority of the monkeys ​makes faces at Thanos everytime he goes to the zoo.

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Pesto is one food sure to make Princess Leia run away screaming

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Pumbaa flew an american flag outside the house

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Ms. England loves to rub her giant wet pussy.

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Mrs. Moore shoved her giant dildo up her ass after the class left

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I had a dream that I hung out with Ethan Dolan and Emma Chamberlain, but I forgot to ask them if they were dating.

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It licked me.

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Most of the politicians in town like to hang out at Isaac Young's house on Cinco de Mayo. (I'm Isaac Young)

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The ballerina told Soos Ramirez to hurry to the studio because "all the fluffiest tutus are going to get claimed soon!"

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Harry Potter was fascinated by the clown's magic tricks.

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When Mr. Krabs went birthday shopping all of the world's major news networks came to document it

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Harry Potter is the best gymnast I know; he can hold a handstand for thirty minutes.

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Brooke Gillitzer "excitedly" jumped when she heard the news!

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Phil Dunphy wouldn't be quiet until he got his purple lollipop.

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Tobias Eaton was the nicest one at the party.

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Stephen Curry was surprised by the amount of guest that showed up at his birthday party.

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Luke Dumphy ran downstairs when the doorbell rang!

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Camille Guyer plays only silly songs on her clarinet.

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Ash Ketup  met a blue unicorn.

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Russel Wilson got scolded for being so loud.

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Donald Trump cheered loudly finished the math test.

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Caydence Moon has a noisy friend over tonight!

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Mrs. Moore plays her drum the loudest when people are sleeping.

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Mike Foster traveled the Asian continent with only a backpack.

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Bambi was strongly angry at the new shopping mall.Bambi is the most resouresful and hardworking student